Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Maybe it's the Britfag in me talking with our love of royal bollocks and general pageantry, but those Austrian blokes are looking slick as hell.
Hey, as a filthy Spaniard i also have to agree. They look amazing in every sense of the word and i would love to see them go on a parade.
I think that's just the golgothan shit demon that's been brewing in his sub-"basement apartment" pipes for the last decade and a half trying to escape from its prison.
Do you think that when it escapes, breathing the first whiffs of the air of the mortal world, it will turn to Bob and say "Daddy"?
 
Most likely. I've never heard this happening to anybody else, and his shower once somehow overflowed with sewage.
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That was less than two weeks ago. Jesus Christ, get your life together and improve your station. Maybe instead he can be the chained freak in his brother's palatial "$750k seaside manse" in Lynn, the fuckin ambulatory tub of shit and adipose.
 
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I hate when this fag tries to tweet in his google translated foreign languages. I bet deep down he yearns to become fluent in another language because English is the coloniser's language but he's too lazy
He only does it because he barely remembered from film classes that the movies he flapped his arms to were made by directors that were inspired by the New Wave movement from France. That's why he pretends he knows a single bit about foreign films and gives a shit about them in general.
 
And given the occupation of the Ruhr and the way France tried to fuck Germany over and succeeded at Versailles, who can blame them?
The terms Germany enforced on France in 1871 were a lot worse and France didn't try to take over Europe in revenge. Prussian militarism and the stab in the back myth were an awful combination.
 
Yeah. WWI was definitely a war of attrition and America being completely fresh was what won them that war.
That and a fresh helping of bravado. There's that whole story of the Marine Corps marching into battle, being told by the French to retreat and responding "Retreat, Hell! We just got here!" Not to mention there was double Medal of Honor winner Daniel Daly's rallying cry of "Come on you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?" during Belleau Wood.
I thought about it a little bit and it occurred to me that maybe there's a possibility that he's equivocating the Austrian Fraternity with the clowns who dress up at comic con. "Yeah we have comic con too, dude." and following it up with "we won that war too" which, if this is the correct interpretation of him, means he's saying "our losers are far more pathetic and embarrassingly larpy than your losers". I will admit that that's me putting more thought into what Bob says than he does.

I still think that it's him gloating about the glories of comic con over tradition because he is THE consoomer to which all consoomers are judged.
I meant to write about him thinking the two were the same in my post but it somehow slipped past me. Anyway, you picked up on it.

There really is no comparison to the old traditions of this fraternity to the overhyped, glorified dressup party that is Comic-Con. I suppose Bob imagines them to be on a similar level which is why he made those comments, but his ridiculous Captain N get up doesn't compare to those men participating in something their fathers and grandfathers likely took part in. Then again, as you also mentioned, he does think modern consoomption is at or even above traditional culture because he's neck deep in it and anything Bob likes must be superior.
 
Or, that they'll support social conservatism and hate you after what you did to them.

In a fair and just world these people would get the same punishment as paedophiles.
Of course, my definition of a fair punishment for paedos is the sort of thing that needs ”in Minecraft” after it, so...

But that was because Pmurt did it?

1) maybe so, but I don't think supporting a thing because it might accidentally produce some inventions is a good idea.
2) Blob probably sees the Empire from Star Wars as a good thing despite it basically being ”Nazis in space” so that wouldn't surprise me.

When your argument is on the same level as England fans singing ”two World Wars and one World Cup” or ”ten German bombers” to piss the Krauts off, you have no business calling it a serious debate.

Va te faire foutre , Robert du Cinéma , et garde-toi ta maudite «progressivisme» aussi !
Bob's switching between Anachro-Marxist Global-Corproatist and Salt-Of-The-Earth Patriot Everyman is so jarring. Yeah, "we" won that war against what you probably assume were Religious Conservatives.
 
Bob's switching between Anachro-Marxist Global-Corproatist and Salt-Of-The-Earth Patriot Everyman is so jarring. Yeah, "we" won that war against what you probably assume were Religious Conservatives.
Billy-Bob's not Marxist at all; he loves corporations and shills hard for them. He's a globo-homo Fascist with an Objectivist bent who deludes himself into thinking he's a liberal.

He also only flexes his patriotism because he wants to soak up that glory second hand. That's just how sad Bob is. His god is Mario, and Disney is is prophet.
 
Most likely. I've never heard this happening to anybody else, and his shower once somehow overflowed with sewage.
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Who in their right mind would tweet this into the void that is the internet? Especially since we know Bob's hygiene is about as suspect as the stereotypical paranoid shoplifter.
 
Who in their right mind would tweet this into the void that is the internet? Especially since we know Bob's hygiene is about as suspect as the stereotypical paranoid shoplifter.
Someone whose social media footprint is made of close personal friends who would be able to commiserate or offer helpful advice. Unfortunately for Bob, he missed the memo saying he doesn't have any of those, only other people who think they're important enough to decide who goes against the wall.
 
Someone whose social media footprint is made of close personal friends who would be able to commiserate or offer helpful advice. Unfortunately for Bob, he missed the memo saying he doesn't have any of those, only other people who think they're important enough to decide who goes against the wall.

That's true. Normally you'd complain about the underground shit monster to close friends but when all you have is your dumbass brother, Twitter's your only resort. And his dumbass brother seems like a real one-upper and pity beggar himself.
 
That's true. Normally you'd complain about the underground shit monster to close friends but when all you have is your dumbass brother, Twitter's your only resort. And his dumbass brother seems like a real one-upper and pity beggar himself.
One of the things that amazes me most about twitter is the type of shit that people tell perfect strangers. The drive for attention in our society is so strong it doesn't matter what were getting attention for as long as were getting attention.

It's sad.
 
Yeah. Advertising a film differently based upon the country it's airing in surely shows that a studio has no faith in their product. It's not like Disney or "Muh Mawvel" has ever deliberately altered promotional material for the Chinese mar-
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Bobby's dreamland doesn't like niggers (except maybe Will Smith).

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Bobby didn't tweet much yesterday; most of his tweets are capeshit related.

Dan Crenshaw wants to attack celebrities and pop culture! This will not stand!
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The amount of subtext these leftist conspiracy tards read from one line will make Derrida blush.

Ben Shaprio:
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Peter Coffin offends Bobby again by spoofing AOC's trauma-whoring:
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Bobby encourages another thot, aged 16, to "ditch her dogshit family".
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Simping by negging a girl. Our Robert is such a PUA:
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Ugh.
 
One of the things that amazes me most about twitter is the type of shit that people tell perfect strangers. The drive for attention in our society is so strong it doesn't matter what were getting attention for as long as were getting attention.

It's sad.
When you live in a society where people shrug their shoulders at the Government and Corporations spying on them, people stop caring what they share on social media. Either that or the Twitter dopamine hits are too great to pass-up sharing when your bathroom drain overflows with crap.


Dan Crenshaw wants to attack celebrities and pop culture! This will not stand!
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The amount of subtext these leftist conspiracy tards read from one line will make Derrida blush.
No one wants to be around you Bob because you are an angry, too serious sperg for children's media who has admitted in Tweets a few days ago that he lives in a basement that is flooded with human fecal matter.

I have never read anything that Ben Shapiro has written outside a few Breitbart articles before he got his ass fired from the site. The fact that people are bitching about something he wrote shows that at the very least people read his book as opposed to Bob where the only people who read his book were his pathetic fanbase and people who wanted to make fun of him. Shapiro also has a producer credit to his name and has actually worked in the entertainment industry instead of just making YouTube videos where he fights ninjas with a samurai sword wearing a trenchcoat.

What are you right about Bob? That Joe Rogan is an evil racist because he takes care of himself and that puts him at less risk of being affected by the virus? At work I've had five co-workers get the virus and they all came back fresh as a daisy after two weeks because they are young healthy men who ski and snowboard whose bodies are capable of handling disease. Maybe Rogans response should be a wake-up call that exercise and a healthy diet are the best way to prevent illness instead of demanding everyone get the vaccine before eating an entire tray of Big Macs and a case of PBR while watching a marathon of capeshit.

People are experiencing Marvel fatigue not because Marvel lacks characters, storylines, and concepts, but because they take all those characters, storylines, and concepts and turn them into the same quiping snarky hero in powered armor in order to recapture the success of Iron Man and Guardians of the Galaxy. It doesn't matter that Marvel has a rich history of characters to call upon if you turn them into dozens of Tony Stark clones written by Joss Whedon and directed by James Gunn.

I wonder if Bob has given any thought as to why he hates the Joker character besides DC bad Marvel good? Does he just assume because he isn't a fan of the Joker that means all his supposed enemies love the character regardless? That they are just mindless consoomers for anything featuring the Joker?
 
One of the things that amazes me most about twitter is the type of shit that people tell perfect strangers. The drive for attention in our society is so strong it doesn't matter what were getting attention for as long as were getting attention.

It's sad.
People will reveal things they shouldn't have and then complain when others talk about it or reference it back at them. I know what kind of reaction they want from others, I just don't know how any vaguely Internet savvy person wouldn't get that the Web isn't exactly kind.
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Bobby encourages another thot, aged 16, to "ditch her dogshit family".


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1) Chippa the Cringe Machine

2) Superhero Fatigue is definitely real and the formula will eventually go stale. WW 1984 will mark the moment of capeshit's decline, if not its nadir. References are not going to carry it along because you're going to run into the same problem of continuity that the comics suffer from and its going to be difficult for normies to pay attention or keep caring. One of these new releases is going to bomb fucking hard and that will be the merciful end of it. Look, the MCU did something commendable and ambitious. It mostly succeeded. But the next big thing will arrive, assuming the Little Red Virus doesn't completely destroy Hollywood.

3) Sure, Bobert. She's better off running away from her family and into the arms of the entertainment industry during her hormone fueled, crazy teenage years. I know he doesn't want to acknowledge this, but Harvey Weinstein wasn't an anomaly and the bad influences of hardcore drugs and partying won't be a great help either.

4) A stripper who was ingesting pills and drink at all waking hours dying young? How peculiar, Bob.
 
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2) Superhero Fatigue is definitely real and the formula will eventually go stale. WW 1984 will mark the moment of capeshit's decline, if not its nadir. References are not going to carry it along because you're going to run into the same problem of continuity that the comics suffer from and its going to be difficult for normies to pay attention or keep caring. One of these new releases is going to bomb fucking hard and that will be end the merciful end of it. Look, the MCU did something commendable and ambitious. It mostly succeeded. But the next big thing will arrive, assuming the Little Red Virus doesn't completely destroy Hollywood.
Sadly, that won’t stop Disney from cranking out a useless reboot of X-Men that’s set in the MCU.
 
I wonder if Bob has given any thought as to why he hates the Joker character besides DC bad Marvel good? Does he just assume because he isn't a fan of the Joker that means all his supposed enemies love the character regardless? That they are just mindless consoomers for anything featuring the Joker?

Yes.
 
Marvel movies are what Marvel has left because no one's been buying their comics enough to hit best seller lists. 2020's top selling graphic novel category was from a single company, and that company is Viz Media. Shueisha's raking the yen in hand over fist.
 
Marvel movies are what Marvel has left because no one's been buying their comics enough to hit best seller lists. 2020's top selling graphic novel category was from a single company, and that company is Viz Media. Shueisha's raking the yen in hand over fist.
And given the direction they went with Captain Marvel, I am rather concerned for the future. Granted, Bob isn't worried at all. In anything, he is drooling over that Ms. Marvel actress like the hungry creep he is.
 
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