Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Tronathon242]

It’s hard enough for him to leave his subterranean lair let alone travel internationally. He’s talked wistfully about visiting the new Nintendo World at Universal Studios in Osaka, but I’m convinced it’s just another thing for him to be miserable and angry about.

If he didn’t have his tard rage, he could use it as light at the end of the tunnel for the pandemic. But I think he prefers to be angry and I’m sure he will never go even when the pandemic is a distant memory. I mean hell, he was hospitalised for “exhaustion” just travelling domestically for a convention. Japan from Massachusetts isn’t exactly down the road, it’s a long time to be off Twitter for him too unless they have recently introduced wifi for trans pacific flights.

He doesn't exactly have deep pockets for such travel either. Nevermind the flight, just getting a hotel woth a regular room in Japan can be costly. Powerlevel here, but I've been to Osaka and Tokyo (the nerd places ain't got shit on the traditional, throwback, and historical sites, especially in Osaka by the way) and while I found the capsule hotels to be quite great for quality and price, Bobert wouldn't fare so well given his girth. I could only imagine him bumbling into Universal Studios in some kind of costume and having a miserable time as it wasn't what he expected it to be.

When was he hospitalized? What con was this?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Any random school shooting is worse than 1/6/21. Bobert at least has the good sense to know what a dumb take that is.

As an aside, is it true that Jeremy Corbyn fucked Diane Abbott way back when?

1) I'll go one further and say that Chazistan was worse than 1/6/21. School shootings aren't usually treasonous after all.
2) yes. What he saw in the landwhale is completely unknown to me.

Brooklyn-Dad is about one drug trip away from channeling his inner mufti and jihad'ing anyone he suspects of being right wing in the slightest.

The irritating thing is that if a rightist does an act of terrorism everyone on the right is accused of radicalising him but the same doesn't hold true for the left.

edit - forgot to talk about Diane Abacus.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

1) I'll go one further and say that Chazistan was worse than 1/6/21. School shootings aren't usually treasonous after all.

The irritating thing is that if a rightist does an act of terrorism everyone on the right is accused of radicalising him but the same doesn't hold true for the left.

Rules for thee, not for me. It's basically their motto at this point.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Notice how he starts his argument.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1358978593993478149

https://archive.vn/gQxT4

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Spoiler: tweeted pics

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It's startling pathetic to dunk on someone comparing the order and discipline of an Austrian fraternity to the drunken debauchery of an American fraternity (yes it is a fraternity you can see the men on top of the roof looking down on the thots just like God intended) with
"Yeah we have Comic-Con too, dude."
An appropriate comeback would've been to point out that Based Austria constructed a strawman using pictures of Ohio State Fun fact! In my many years and my many travels I have never encountered a place with such, I don't even know what to call it, a Pavlov's dog reaction. If you ever find yourself near people from Ohio or if you just wanna figure out if someone is from there, muster up your courage and yell out "O-H" and be amazed when they shout back, WITHOUT HESITATION, "I-O". It is weird and creepy and never fails to work. It must be something they put in their water to cope with their sport teams always loosing celebrating yet another Thursday and that's an unfair comparison. You can tell it's supposed to be a dunk because he follows it up with "We also won that war." which is asinine because "we" didn't win "that" war with Austria. Fucking retard.

I find it highly amusing that Bob is retweeting this, Bob a guy who hasn't even the shred of an education.
But to answer Bob, we see two pictures here, one is from Austria and shows guys who will have a job after they left University and the other picture is some American drunks who think education is a joke and therefore most of them will end up as slacktivists on Twitter. Like Bob.
Just imagine him finding out about academic fencing.
Bob, you fat fuck, reaching your age most of the people of that Austrian Burschenschaft will already have their doctoral degree while you have what exactly? Old tickets from Comic Con and a basement flat?
Comic Con, my ass. Fucking loser.

And given the occupation of the Ruhr and the way France tried to fuck Germany over and succeeded at Versailles, who can blame them?

Why were the French so happy when they won the Football World Championship in 1998?
Because it was the first time they won something without the help of the Allies!

 

[Flexo]

Here's something someone (not me) started:

https://twitter.com/MovieBobFails

BWHAHAHAHAHA. This is the greatest.

I didn't see it posted so apologies if this is late, but moviebob is listed as a suspect in the first 5 min of this video.

EDIT: Heh, at 14 min in the video.

Has anyone done a photoshop of Emperor Bob with Darth Quinton as his servant yet?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

you have what exactly? Old tickets from Comic Con and a basemtn flat?

He also has several body pillows and a base of followers on Kiwifarms.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

He also has several body pillows and a base of followers on Kiwifarms.

Body pillows? Let me guess, they stand own their own?

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Body pillows? Let me guess, they stand own their own?

I imagine so.
For our sanity I'm going to leave you to imagine what they depict.

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I remember when I discovered tweetgen.com

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I imagine so.
For our sanity I'm going to leave you to imagine what they depict.

Hey Movie Blob, I think I got an idea for you.

 

[BubbleButt]

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Is it wrong that I'd respect him more if he twitted like this instead of whatever the fuck he normally does?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Is it wrong that I'd respect him more if he twitted like this instead of whatever the fuck he normally does?

Well, at least he would have tweeted the truth.

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

The only time Bob's brain cells seem to function (Stolen from the TDS thread)

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Original Tweet (someone managed to make a more unhinged take than Bob for once)

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He's come a long way since he compared Super Mario Bros 3 unveiling to 9/11.

Add that to two sane posts, the second of which being respecting TotalBiscuit's death.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Is it wrong that I'd respect him more if he twitted like this instead of whatever the fuck he normally does?

It reminds me of the old jokes about people hacking into Blob's Twitter and tweeting ”I'm a basement dwelling neckbeard who hates anyone darker than me”.

But if we're doing fake tweets to make fun of Cineplex Robert, here's my entry:

 

[Carlos Thin]

He doesn't exactly have deep pockets for such travel either. Nevermind the flight, just getting a hotel woth a regular room in Japan can be costly. Powerlevel here, but I've been to Osaka and Tokyo (the nerd places ain't got shit on the traditional, throwback, and historical sites, especially in Osaka by the way) and while I found the capsule hotels to be quite great for quality and price, Bobert wouldn't fare so well given his girth. I could only imagine him bumbling into Universal Studios in some kind of costume and having a miserable time as it wasn't what he expected it to be.

When was he hospitalized? What con was this?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

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That picture could be the new Sam Hyde.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

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... Blob Defensive Mode?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

>I thought i was going to be the next Moviebob
How much of a filthy, stupid loser do you have to be that even fucking Quinton Reviews fears to become you? Bob is the new gold standard of loserdom on the internet and i agree with it.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Sadly, that won’t stop Disney from cranking out a useless reboot of X-Men that’s set in the MCU.

In canon, Rogue from X-Men almost beats Captain Marvel to death. I would pay to see a movie where that happens.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

>I thought i was going to be the next Moviebob
How much of a filthy, stupid loser do you have to be that even fucking Quinton Reviews fears to become you? Bob is the new gold standard of loserdom on the internet and i agree with it.

The best part about MovieBob is that, somehow, pretty much everyone from every group you can imagine thinks he’s a retard.