Catching up on yesterday's Extra Hard Begging Prestream, and I can't help but hear the similarities to another Begging video from 2 years ago.
March will probably be the most important month ever for me, as a content creator. Because, I need to raise, basically, as many funds as possible - WAY MORE THAN USUAL!
You know? Typically I make a certain amount on Twitch every month. It's great. I can't complain.
I need to make way more than that this month!
The reason being, my taxes are going to be coming due, Federal Taxes, in mid-April. I think the exact date is going to be, April 17th. I could be wrong there. It could be the 15th. I don't know yet. I'll know when my tax attorney completes my taxes.
- Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell, February 28, 2019
The ending for the 2019
"Pay My Taxes, DOOD!" arc was the secret wedding that took place that April.
I see yesterday's lazy Hard Core Begging leading two ways:
1. Since he set a deadline for this Friday, which happens to be Valentine's Day weekend. On either Friday night or early Saturday morning he's going to tweet out that his Comcast Business Internet is down and he won't be able to stream that weekend, not until Comcast can get off their No-Load asses and send a technician to the Maison de Gout.
Then, he's going to dip out, his wallet bursting full with The Pastryarchy's tardbuxx, for a quick weekend getaway with
*THUMBPOINT* his wife, Kat, for Valentine's Day.
2. He rolls this week's
"My Bills, DOOD!" emergency mini-arc, into the 2021
"Pay My Taxes, DOOD!" arc, and sometime during March Begging Madness, he announces that he's going to take some days off streaming in April to rest from
*HEAVY SIGH* *T-POSE* all the "stress and bullshit" that this year's tax season has given him.
Then, he's going to dip out, his wallet bursting full with OnlyIcedCoffee's cuckbuxx, for a weeklong trip with *THUMBPOINT* his wife, Kat, for their wedding anniversary.
If DSP does continue to turn his Daily Pajama Party streams into Daily Fundraising streams this March, I hope we get a proper DSP Begging Video.
Seriously, it's not a
REAL DSP Begging Video without the facecam on, so we can see the Begging Eyes, the T-Posing, the frantic hair flattening, and his suspicious eye-darting.
This whole "just begging harder during the prestream" is some lazy-ass shit, even from a notoriously lazy-ass e-beggar like Darksydephil.
You gotta put more effort, DSP, if you want the marks to open up their velcro wallets, is what I'm saying.
Black Shirt Begging - that's the path to success in 2021.
The Grift Continues . . .