Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Maxxicus Callahan]

What in the actual fuck. I'm not sure if shareef is as much of a sped as lucas or if hes fucking with him

So he is sharing his salmonella contaminated garbage food with shareef

It’s interesting to see him in an actual conversation with another human being for a change

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

lucaswerners1979​

Lucas you are my homie and i love how you use the oven to make such fire dishes man! That chicken looks a lot like a local dish from my homeland, we called it Ssafatuoyrofsdracehtnitons'ti. Well, that was the long version we also called it "Raka" or "Ssataf" But it looks almost exactly like what you made, full of yummy sauces and rubs!!!! I'm originally from Hawaii, we have long word there!

lucaswerner79​

@lucaswerners1979 It tasted a lot like a quality jerk sauce.


It's impossible for me to understand why Lucas will make posts bragging about how he can block and censor people with massive paranoia, yet is fine with the most obvious "sneak dissing" trolls like this.

 

[neutral grandpa]

Its funny how Lucas' ideas on politics boil down to: "Its the free markets fault girls hate me. The government should force them to date me." Any form of government or type of society that would let girls have basic freedoms of choice is a threat to Lucas' well being. He should move to Saudi Arabia or something

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

New video "Castigate your chains".

Lucas, what do you think "Castigate" means?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Its funny how Lucas' ideas on politics boil down to: "Its the free markets fault girls hate me. The government should force them to date me." Any form of government or type of society that would let girls have basic freedoms of choice is a threat to Lucas' well being. He should move to Saudi Arabia or something

Bold of you to assume that Lucas could produce or perform anything of any worth to convince any Muslim father to sell him a daughter to rape.
Even in the most backwards of Middle Eastern sandpits, Lucas would still be an incel.

 

[WonderWino]

Bold of you to assume that Lucas could produce or perform anything of any worth to convince any Muslim father to sell him a daughter to rape.
Even in the most backwards of Middle Eastern sandpits, Lucas would still be an incel.

That is why he wants to become crown prince of the elk kingdom - so he can use king roys majestic elk as barter for a middle eastern zoomer bae

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"Why you gotta fuck so many women, is it because you're GAY??!!!"

Big ups Shareef for grifting this dumb lummox out of some chicken.

 

[Trainwreck]

I'm interested to know if Lucas got his first shot. From what I am aware, there is only one warning center, although we are supposed to get down to single digits, so there might be a pop up one I'm not aware of.

 

[GingerFuck]

Allow me to share something with you.

Spoiler: a rite of passage

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Ew was that erect? Jesus I no longer feel bad about mine.

 

[GingerFuck]

Is it just me (and I might be pointing out something that’s been said 100 times) but does it seem like telomeres are the worst thing to ever happen to him? It seems like he would be more grounded in reality if he never heard about telomeres. I mean this kiwi thread may have never existed without it but honestly look what he will have to say if he never found out about it. The thing with Susan happened before he found out I know that but I often wonder what he would be like without something to hyper fixate on 24/7.

 

[LeeLoo]

lucaswerners1979​

Lucas you are my homie and i love how you use the oven to make such fire dishes man! That chicken looks a lot like a local dish from my homeland, we called it Ssafatuoyrofsdracehtnitons'ti. Well, that was the long version we also called it "Raka" or "Ssataf" But it looks almost exactly like what you made, full of yummy sauces and rubs!!!! I'm originally from Hawaii, we have long word there!

lucaswerner79​

@lucaswerners1979 It tasted a lot like a quality jerk sauce.


It's impossible for me to understand why Lucas will make posts bragging about how he can block and censor people with massive paranoia, yet is fine with the most obvious "sneak dissing" trolls like this.

These are the trolls I fucking hate. It’s not funny after the first few pokes. Now you’re just over inflating the already grotesquely huge head and ego of a mentally ill preador when can’t tell reality from fantasy.

P.S. - I wanted to watch the video with his new “buddy”, but Fatty kept licking his nasty sausage fingers. The sound made me full body cringe and dry heave. His eating noises are the absolute worst.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Is it just me (and I might be pointing out something that’s been said 100 times) but does it seem like telomeres are the worst thing to ever happen to him? It seems like he would be more grounded in reality if he never heard about telomeres. I mean this kiwi thread may have never existed without it but honestly look what he will have to say if he never found out about it. The thing with Susan happened before he found out I know that but I often wonder what he would be like without something to hyper fixate on 24/7.

If you go back before his telomere revelation, Lucas claimed to find some equation for time travel. The point is that he has always latched onto some “scientific theory” to project that he is more intelligent than he is. Once he happened across telomeres, he jumped on that because he could incorporate it into his search for poonaner.

If Lucas came across some other scientific theory he could use to impress zoomer poonaner he would drop telomeres in a second. But he is too old and broken to bother at this point.

In summary, Lucas is dumb.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Is it just me (and I might be pointing out something that’s been said 100 times) but does it seem like telomeres are the worst thing to ever happen to him? It seems like he would be more grounded in reality if he never heard about telomeres. I mean this kiwi thread may have never existed without it but honestly look what he will have to say if he never found out about it. The thing with Susan happened before he found out I know that but I often wonder what he would be like without something to hyper fixate on 24/7.

He twisted science around to defend his attraction to barely legal women. If it wasn’t telomeres it would be something else. The fixation isn’t on the telomeres, his fixation is finding a teenaged fuck mommy to take care of him because he is a failed male.

 

[GingerFuck]

If you go back before his telomere revelation, Lucas claimed to find some equation for time travel. The point is that he has always latched onto some “scientific theory” to project that he is more intelligent than he is. Once he happened across telomeres, he jumped on that because he could incorporate it into his search for poonaner.

If Lucas came across some other scientific theory he could use to impress zoomer poonaner he would drop telomeres in a second. But he is too old and broken to bother at this point.

In summary, Lucas is dumb.

Shit my dumbass thought the whole time travel was during the early days of telomeres. Like when he was jerking himself off to his “discovery” of your perfect mate is if you times your age by 1.6. And also the spiral number thing.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Ew was that erect? Jesus I no longer feel bad about mine.

Lol congrats on your small dick.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Youtube continues to troll me.....

Well I am always bitching about how crappy YT is....

 

[wenttobermuda]

MFer is lucky he's not eating gruel.

There used to be a wrestler in the 70s/80s named Playboy Buddy Rose. He was a 300+ pound fat fuck who insisted he was a slim, svelte 217 pounds. Maybe Lucas saw him on TV as a kid?

Yes! I hate that shit, but bits of it are stuck in my mind. Buddy was legendary in the Northwest, Lucas's domain.

Spoiler: sperg sperg sperg

Late in his career, Buddy found a way to monetize his awful body. He was a broken down fat fuck. The ring announcer would introduce him as like 290, and Buddy would freak out, grab the mic and angrily correct him: "No! No! I'm a slim, trim 209!" He'd pose, and the fans would chant "fatty" and "lard ass" and so forth.

People paid good money to scream "lard ass" at Buddy Rose, and watch him get beat up. What would you pay to scream "fat faggot" at Lucas? And watch him get beat up?

I wish I'd paid more attention to pro wrestling, because it's animating dynamics seem to have permeated every aspect of life. Especially social media, where people essentially play characters for attention.

Lucas is a natural bad guy. People want to see him suffer, and other people see him and think "I can get clout by clowning this faggot lol." I remember you, Goldy.

If you go back before his telomere revelation, Lucas claimed to find some equation for time travel. The point is that he has always latched onto some “scientific theory” to project that he is more intelligent than he is. Once he happened across telomeres, he jumped on that because he could incorporate it into his search for poonaner.

Lucas, at every point in time we have a record of, fixates on a "smart" subject. His atheism comes in part from this place. He was obsessed with time travel (made a time machine lol), astrophysics, and then Fibonacci sequences. I agree this seems to be posturing. He feels the need to demonstrate his great intellect, lest we mistake him for a fool.

His fixations seem to ultimately be absorbed by his lust for teen poon. For example, math proves young women should fuck old men. Astrophysics, according to Lucas, is something to "blow people's minds" and open teen girls legs.

I suspect that at some point Lucas will move on from telomeres, and find some other subject to latch on to.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Holy shit I finally got caught up on the thread and I saw it mentioned earlier but what the fuck is his deal with just grabbing the tray with his bare hands? Has the beetus killed all sense of feeling in his extremities?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas, at every point in time we have a record of, fixates on a "smart" subject. His atheism comes in part from this place. He was obsessed with time travel (made a time machine lol), astrophysics, and then Fibonacci sequences. I agree this seems to be posturing. He feels the need to demonstrate his great intellect, lest we mistake him for a fool.

His fixations seem to ultimately be absorbed by his lust for teen poon. For example, math proves young women should fuck old men. Astrophysics, according to Lucas, is something to "blow people's minds" and open teen girls legs.

I suspect that at some point Lucas will move on from telomeres, and find some other subject to latch on to.

Lucas definitely postures. The best recent example is the 2 days he lived with Isaac and the bums, the entire time he was making boring videos on his board games and posting telomere articles he doesn't understand. Lucas is very busy and smart, and thus a zoomer bae will see this and can't wait to be inseminated.

I predict Lucas' next step is to fully embrace trans, possibly even entertaining it himself, a common phase for many lonely lolcows. We saw a hint of this with Isaac's "friends" that used Lucas for food at his motel. At some point, even boomer Lucas will have to realize that the young women he's chasing really don't want to have kids, and to dispose all the telomere junk.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I have a feeling he doesn't like listening to my videos because I make him look like a fool. Or alternatively you could say he makes himself look like a fool. Pretty random I even noticed this comment. I'll admit that I'm slow at processing information, Lucas, sure. But I passed my community college classes so what does that say about you?