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Jude needs an office:
Jude can't be bothered to upkeep her dangerhair:
Jude is a sped.
Jude can't be bothered to upkeep her dangerhair:
Jude is a sped.
Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838
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- Jan 30, 2020
As if Orion wouldn't get in her "office" and chew shit too?
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- Sep 10, 2020
This bitch has so many problems no wonder she's so tired.
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- Jan 4, 2021
So, she's only worried about Orion chewing up her shit -- not that Orion could actually get hurt by doing this. What a cunt.
Let's just pretend that Jude gets her wish to move. Are they going to have a 4 bedroom place? Because there's no way that Jude, part time twitch slob, is going to get the extra room for an office while the full time grad student doesn't get one. Well, not unless Jude is going to pay more for the rent than Mel and we all know that will never happen because she'll be lucky if she can come up with half of it.
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- Jun 16, 2020
If Jude actually played with Orion, or got him some toys so he could amuse himself, he wouldn't feel the need to destroy her stuff. And holy shit, I hope the lights were turned off when he chewed through the cord, because electrical shock can and has happened to pets who've chewed through the cord. Also, why doesn't he play with Mel's cat? They seem to get along. But then again, narcissists who own pets think the fact they shelter them and don't let them starve equates to being a loving owner, and will generally ignore their animals unless it's to show off, or they decide to grace the animal with some attention. I almost wonder if she keeps him in her room a lot, and rarely lets him interact with Mel's cat or get the proper stimulation that cats need. 
And cat toys can be fucking cheap and various cheap items can make handy kitty toys. Ping pong balls, FUCKING YARN, anything small that can roll really or they can chase and "attack". My god, Jude can sit on her fat ass and still play with him. She doesn't have to get up at all! Ugh, I try not to get MOTI, but this is why I fucking hate when lazy fat asses get pets they obviously just want to have as props.
I mean, look at when Jude visited her father. Instead of saying anything about how the visit went, how he was holding up after her mother's death, she instead had to brag about how her father's cat only likes her or some shit. Jude just uses animals as validation for her narcissism, and once that's done with, it's back to ignoring them.
Anyway, sorry for the animal sperg.
I wonder if Jude doesn't feel like bleaching her hair because of how shitty of a job she did last time (not to mention all the dye that got in the bathroom sink). I honestly don't know why she can't just let Mel dye her hair, or at least do the blue dye (I understand completely of not wanting someone who's inexperienced to bleach your hair, especially if it's the roots). Mel can't do a worse job than Jude. Clearly, her arms are so fat that she can't hold them up for very long without getting exhausted from it.
And cat toys can be fucking cheap and various cheap items can make handy kitty toys. Ping pong balls, FUCKING YARN, anything small that can roll really or they can chase and "attack". My god, Jude can sit on her fat ass and still play with him. She doesn't have to get up at all! Ugh, I try not to get MOTI, but this is why I fucking hate when lazy fat asses get pets they obviously just want to have as props.I mean, look at when Jude visited her father. Instead of saying anything about how the visit went, how he was holding up after her mother's death, she instead had to brag about how her father's cat only likes her or some shit. Jude just uses animals as validation for her narcissism, and once that's done with, it's back to ignoring them.
Anyway, sorry for the animal sperg.
I wonder if Jude doesn't feel like bleaching her hair because of how shitty of a job she did last time (not to mention all the dye that got in the bathroom sink). I honestly don't know why she can't just let Mel dye her hair, or at least do the blue dye (I understand completely of not wanting someone who's inexperienced to bleach your hair, especially if it's the roots). Mel can't do a worse job than Jude. Clearly, her arms are so fat that she can't hold them up for very long without getting exhausted from it.
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Jude doesn’t have the MONEY for a pack of five cat toys that cost less than one Starbies drink. She only has money for neon pacman signs and fairy lights and tarot shit.If Jude actually played with Orion, or got him some toys so he could amuse himself, he wouldn't feel the need to destroy her stuff. And holy shit, I hope the lights were turned off when he chewed through the cord, because electrical shock can and has happened to pets who've chewed through the cord. Also, why doesn't he play with Mel's cat? They seem to get along. But then again, narcissists who own pets think the fact they shelter them and don't let them starve equates to being a loving owner, and will generally ignore their animals unless it's to show off, or they decide to grace the animal with some attention. I almost wonder if she keeps him in her room a lot, and rarely lets him interact with Mel's cat or get the proper stimulation that cats need.
I mean, look at when Jude visited her father. Instead of saying anything about how the visit went, how he was holding up after her mother's death, she instead had to brag about how her father's cat only likes her or some shit. Jude just uses animals as validation for her narcissism, and once that's done with, it's back to ignoring them.
Anyway, sorry for the animal sperg.
I wonder if Jude doesn't feel like bleaching her hair because of how shitty of a job she did last time (not to mention all the dye that got in the bathroom sink). I honestly don't know why she can't just let Mel dye her hair, or at least do the blue dye (I understand completely of not wanting someone who's inexperienced to bleach your hair, especially if it's the roots). Mel can't do a worse job than Jude. Clearly, her arms are so fat that she can't hold them up for very long without getting exhausted from it.
“My week has been just AWFUL. My mum died AND I can’t go swimming.”
What a bloody heartless psychopath. If you’ve lost a parent you loved, remember how broken you felt after? For weeks? For MONTHS? How it felt like you had no idea what to do or how things would go on? You’d randomly cry when you heard a certain song, or picked up a certain shirt of theirs? You felt like life would never be as happy again as it used to be? You eventually learned to put it behind you, but it was HARD. Even years later, you still sometimes tear up at the thought of them like I’m doing now...miss you, AbracaDadver.
Judy’s already pretty much over it in a week. Mum dead ranks up there with not being able to go swimming and “internalized ableism.” She only gives a fuck about herself. Fuck that round bitch.
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- Sep 24, 2019
How much swimming did she do pre-pandemic?
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- Jun 14, 2017
I have no photoshop skills. Please someone put her head on a manatee, because that's what I'm picturing right now.
I started playing Phasmophobia a few weeks ago and can't help to think how much I'd love to see Jude try it..
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- Sep 20, 2016
None that I know of. This is the first time I recall ever seeing her mention it.
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- Apr 12, 2020
Not nearly enough to make a meaningful difference.
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- Mar 10, 2019
I think she meant 'swimming' as in living/surviving, like her 'sigue nadando/just keep swimming' shit. Especially since the only things she's been swimming in are her sweat and the money she keeps grifting.
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- Jan 4, 2021
She wanted to start swimming pre-covid and talked about joining somewhere to do it, but covid hit and she couldn't do it. I thought at the time that she was probably flirting with the idea of trying to lose weight (though she would never admit that publicly, of course), but doubted she'd ever actually follow through on it even without the covid lockdowns.
I'm guessing she is starting to panic somewhat about her covid weight gain and entertaining the idea of trying to lose a little (on the down low, naturally). She's far too lazy to actually do anything, though.
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- Jul 10, 2017
Yeah she said she wanted to swim and is now conveniently using Covid as a reason why she caaaaan’t. Gosh u guise she WANTS to go get some exercise and be her mermaid self but this darn Covid! She’d totally be doing it otherwise!
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- Feb 19, 2020
We all know swimming just means "bobbing in a pool so she can make a post on Twitter about being Mermaid Queen."
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- Apr 4, 2019
You guys think she'd miss a chance for a selfie at a pool showing what a fit fat babe she is? I call bs. She's just larping as someone that likes being active.
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- Sep 20, 2016
I can't imagine her swimming laps, or participating in a water aerobics class. And the chlorine would be absolute hell on her hair, so she'd have to avoid getting it wet. Thus, I expect "swimming" means sitting on the steps, and occasionally kicking around with a floatie, and scowling at anybody who splashes water near her hair, before getting out and hitting the snack bar.
Plus, she's a consoomer, so if she ever had any real intention to go swimming pre-Covid, I would have expected her to show off her swimwear, which she never did.
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- Apr 12, 2020
Swimming would probably be the only form of exercise she could do consistently and not be in terrible pain afterwards given how fucked her joints probably already are even at 23. however the more excuses she makes the deeper her hole gets.
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- Jun 1, 2020
shes not going swimming lol she just wants to buy fat femme bikinis (NOT A WOMAN) and post selfies
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now i might be way off here, ive never done a squad stream, but wouldnt this be bc they werent actually on HER stream they were on one of the other peoples using squad stream? so they werent there for YOU jude and thats why they dont show up. because fucking lmao if out of 1000 people only 70 were there for her stream
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now i might be way off here, ive never done a squad stream, but wouldnt this be bc they werent actually on HER stream they were on one of the other peoples using squad stream? so they werent there for YOU jude and thats why they dont show up. because fucking lmao if out of 1000 people only 70 were there for her stream
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- Jul 8, 2020
"I'm totally popular, so why doesn't it show?!""I wouldn't really care but these numbers.." bitch, you're such a lah. The only thing in the world you care about are the numbers.
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- Jul 19, 2020
I don't think she really wants to swim because she wants to lose weight or because she enjoys water. she probably wants to do it because it suits her brand as a mermaid queen. I saw her on stream trying to educate her followers about marine biology but ultimately failing and excusing it by: "I took the class but I didn't do well because I was at my peak depression.. but it was my favorite!!". Although I don't recall ever seeing her discuss the subject or buy books to educate herself outside of uni (correct me if I'm wrong as I don't watch her streams often)
I remember her saying it was her friend who came up with the nickname, before that harry potter sperging was her thing then she rebranded to the idea of her friend. Girl has no passion other then e-begging, turning something your friend once said into your whole personality is kinda concerning.
I remember her saying it was her friend who came up with the nickname, before that harry potter sperging was her thing then she rebranded to the idea of her friend. Girl has no passion other then e-begging, turning something your friend once said into your whole personality is kinda concerning.