Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%
  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%
  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%
  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%
  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%
  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%
  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%

  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .

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I guess financial ruin by child support or settle in declining mediocrity is the fate of the gunt rather than prison.
At this point, I fully expect Ralph and Faith to go on Maury Povich and for Ralph to NOT be the father. I mean, why not at this point?

Quite frankly, Faith would be better off anyway. It's not like Ethan will ACTUALLY help her raise the baby.
 
it is not a guarantee and that there's a chance they may get a judge who wants to kick him in his microdick if they can't persuade them that what he did was not malicious in nature and was done because he was drunk/high out of his mind.
Well, where is that tweet by a guntguard that Ralph *liked* where he praised how savage Ralph was leaking that sextape.

Drunk and high my arse. It was deliberate and Ralph was proud of leaking that sextape.
 
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Did his show even start yet?
Ralph's so in love with Null's cock that he brings it up every chance he can.
Man and I thought Wearing a Kiwi Farms Shirt/Hoodie in public was fairly cringe already but at least the designs that are released here aren’t reused generic branding with words next to it.

Victory never looked so lazy and generic.
 
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Did his show even start yet?
Ralph's so in love with Null's cock that he brings it up every chance he can.
itll sell like those one shirts hes trying to give away, single digits at most, in what circumstance would you wear this?

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he looks like a fucking plump baby tomato

look how awful he looks and how much fatter he looks still, note also the pitiful viewer count:
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his chat is moving slower than pho's and his V chat spam had less people than our n towers lol
 
I'm going to bed soon. Since Ralph is going to basically be reading this thread while collecting superchats, I'll give 2 cents before getting comfy.

Almost 10 years ago, a girl and I had a fight. She was born December 1994, I was born December 1992, just shy of exactly two years apart. She had a rough childhood and I was an extremely depressed teenager. We would argue constantly and she was a person who enjoyed arguing. Her biggest fear was being ignored. During a fight, I - a teenager - made a JavaScript plugin for the Blockland forum which put her on an ignore list by default. A lot of people used this and it triggered her into having a panic attack. That thread is the product of this and it's a lot of mudslinging you'd expect from two retarded teenagers.

Pretty soon after that the cycle of argument/be friends again rotated back to friends. It continued on and off for a while. When I was 20 and she was 18, we intended to meet up in Portland and start a relationship. She made a last second decision to change career paths and join the military. I started hosting the forum soon after that and moved to Australia after turning 21. We continued to talk and had plans to meet up eventually but the long distance and the ten+ year commitment to her career path made this untenable. She was away for months at a time and we drifted apart as friends. I haven't spoken to her in years but we didn't break away on bad terms IIRC.

Every single person who pretends to care about this is grandstanding on something all involved parties got over a decade ago. This information has been public on Encyclopedia Dramatica for at least five years. I have never, ever encountered someone whose opinion of me changed as a result of this drama. It is fodder for confirmation bias.

I don't blame Ralph for trying to milk it though. It's basically free money and it's the best he's got.
Did you choose the username "Iban" or "I Ban" deliberately?

Now, I don't believe that you chose it because you once were a Runescape fan, I believe you chose that name because you then had ambitions of becoming a site owner where you can "ban".
 
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He's acting like he won a legal battle against the site. Does he not understand that it was Faith that had to file the complaint to get the ball rolling?
You are forgetting that the whole purpose of Faith to begin with was to be a tool in his crusade against the farms, so yeah, Faith is as insignificant to him as ever. Unlike Null's dick.
 
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