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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Tindr at least vaguely based on who's in a fuckable proximity? Who in the hell is he even going to get matched with way out in bumfuck nowhere?

Can't wait for trannies vs townies to really kick into high gear when some local notices that one of the troonicorns is trying to get their daughter to suck the girldick.
 
This fucker no joke wants to turn the ranch into a militranny base.
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Oh and hey Wedge! Get me in the photo next time, I got some decent zingers in this thread.
Note the comment at the bottom asking them if they've considered shipping containers. Why do so many idiots think you can live in a metal box in the middle of the summer?
 
You reckon they're like slugs? Leaving a trail of amhole gunk on the battlefield? I can see a war torn soldier slicking his finger across the trail whilst saying "the tranny brigade have been here.... it's warm, they're nearby!"
only if they've got no legs
Note the comment at the bottom asking them if they've considered shipping containers. Why do so many idiots think you can live in a metal box in the middle of the summer?
or the winter, for that matter - metal is just as good at radiating heat as absorbing it, as anyone who's worked in a building with a cast-iron roof can tell you
 
This whole Tindr thing reminds me of a youtuber I watched, who lives in Texas, and despite this ends up seeing a looooooot of trannies on Tindr. Surprised there's no app for just searching for trannies, unless that's an admission of "I'm not a full waman".
This fucker no joke wants to turn the ranch into a militranny base.
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Oh and hey Wedge! Get me in the photo next time, I got some decent zingers in this thread.
I find it funny that these fuckers want volunteers to stay in a tent in the Colorado summer heat, presumably while they're inside with an AC running. And that's not to mention Penny already bitched about having issues with volunteers, BUT YEAH HEY LETS GO DROP FIVE GRAND ON A MILITARY GRADE TENT, CAUSE WE DIDN'T LEARN FROM SPENDING 2K ON A DOG.
 
Found the reason they needed money for groceries this month. I'm getting off twitter fucking hell.
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Dear fucking Christ. I did see him mentioning the whole "inflated like a beach ball" thing before but part of me keeps hoping this is all just an elaborate trolling thing and the jokes on us.
This fucker no joke wants to turn the ranch into a militranny base.
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Great idea. Make a bunch of whiny WEEBS and NEETS with various personality disorders live in tents in the summer heat. I'm sure that'll work out very well for them.
 
when properly designed, built, and insulated, metal is a great building material.

But these dumbfucks think you can put a sleeping bag in a connex and call it good, so I'm not surprised.

(source: I work in the construction industry in a capacity. That's all I'll say)
 
Starting to think a good many mental health professionals are doing way more harm than good. Reminds me of the "recovered memories," Satanic abuse craze not so long ago.
Some of the same quacks who promoted the Satanic panic are still alive and kicking, reinvented as kiddie-transing proponents like psychologist Diane Ehrensaft.


She thinks if a male baby unsnaps their onesie, they're trying to make a dress and are trans.
 
It just seems odd that they are begging for grocery money. Are there no foodbanks in the nearby town? What about freecycle groups? I'm guessing they can't get their daily requirements of Hot Pockets and Cheetos from those. With all that space I find it baffling they can't grow some easy shit like potatoes.
Not odd at all to me. I see this shit on the job every damn day. They don't want stinky poo poo pee pee GENERIC FOOD. They don't want SHELTER FOOD. That shit comes in cans and boxes and it might require you to cook! And the food bank might tell the troonz that the Ninja Turtle cereal boxes donated by Woodman's is FOR CHILDREN ONLY--the fucking NERVE. They might also take down their information--how can they beg multiple times at multiple sites if everyone KNOWS THEM??

Christ, for once can you all just please think of KEVIN? What about KEVIN'S NEEDS? Those toys, tattoos, slave collars and Bad Dragon dildos are not cheap! And Kevin NEEDS Hot Pockets! Kevin NEEDS Overwatch Cereal or whatever the hell the kids are eating these days...
Think of someone other than yourselves for a change!!

And the poor.
 
is this their first time going down the inflation fetish rabbithole or have i simply not noticed until now
Yes, he's always been into inflation and specifically furry inflation :story: He's retweeted multiple 'pool noodle' fetish pieces. That commission piece is probably blueberry inflation.
One of his partners wrote "blueberry inflation" smut for him.
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1285832637098024960 (Archive)
The smut (Archive)
 
Not odd at all to me. I see this shit on the job every damn day. They don't want stinky poo poo pee pee GENERIC FOOD. They don't want SHELTER FOOD. That shit comes in cans and boxes and it might require you to cook! And the food bank might tell the troonz that the Ninja Turtle cereal boxes donated by Woodman's is FOR CHILDREN ONLY--the fucking NERVE. They might also take down their information--how can they beg multiple times at multiple sites if everyone KNOWS THEM??

Christ, for once can you all just please think of KEVIN? What about KEVIN'S NEEDS? Those toys, tattoos, slave collars and Bad Dragon dildos are not cheap! And Kevin NEEDS Hot Pockets! Kevin NEEDS Overwatch Cereal or whatever the hell the kids are eating these days...
Think of someone other than yourselves for a change!!

And the poor.
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the worst part is it's unironically real.
But kevin probably doesn't have any bc it doesnt have the cute sexy girls on the box UwU
 
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the worst part is it's unironically real.
But kevin probably doesn't have any bc it doesnt have the cute sexy girls on the box UwU
Remember when they used to put actual prizes inside of cereal boxes? Sure they were just cheap toys, but now they just give you more loot boxes in a video game. We've fallen so far.
 
Clearing the runway of all of the asexual, trans, and miscellaneous other LARPing for a second: I don't know or pretend to know about any of this incredibly gay dom/sub stuff, but SURELY "dating" is several notches down from whatever manner of relationship these two guys normally pretend that they have? Some kind of, like, Watchowski thing where Kevin is the second troon brother and Penny is the first troon brother? Maybe it's a Daddy/Son thing? Kevin could possibly be a dog, there was a collar mentioned at one point? At any rate, all of that is fake, and Penny said so.

The more time that passes, the less Kevin is mentioned in the Ranch press. The less he shows up in the feeds of the others. The less space he takes up in Penny's mind, demonstrably. Penny just said it loud and clear. This is the plaintext: If I had the time, my #1 personal need is that I have no romantic relationship. I have no fulfillment in that aspect of my life. Therefore I need to date. It's right there. Kevin, bro, you're fading away. Fading, fading away. Maybe it's not as funny as a big explosive tranch eviction saga, but this whimpering out is more appropriate for Kevin, surely.
 
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