Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Souroti]

He paid our money for that

That's why kevieboy should have won the lolcow of 2020 award, not only is his grifting lou gagliardi tier, he's still the most repulsive, degenerate and mentally ill troon with a thread here

 

[Miss Misery]

That' just makes it more infuriating.

Can they even make money off Alpaca ranching?

Like I swear that I remember south american's using alpaca wool for clothes and shit.

Oh wait, they don't have the necessary skills to make that viable or profitable do they?

Even if they had the necessary skills, alpaca ranching isn't profitable. That's why they have so many "rescue" alpacas. People got into it thinking they were going to make a fortune and it was all a scam: https://priceonomics.com/when-the-great-alpaca-bubble-burst/

If they had half a brain between them they'd diversify and raise heritage pigs and grow hay and start a vegetable garden for their own food. They have goats, right? Are they milking them? Probably not. Are they doing ANYTHING that might possibly move them TOWARD being self-sufficient? Definitely not.

Edit: Also alpaca manure is very rich and doesn't have to be aged like cow manure. You can apply it directly. Once they enrich their own land they could sell alpaca shit. It's probably worth more than the fiber.

 

[RIP Tranch]

"I don't wanna date anyway!"
"....tinder is rough y'all"

Lmao lie down and rot, incel

 

[stupid moron]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Tindr at least vaguely based on who's in a fuckable proximity? Who in the hell is he even going to get matched with way out in bumfuck nowhere?

Can't wait for trannies vs townies to really kick into high gear when some local notices that one of the troonicorns is trying to get their daughter to suck the girldick.

You can set however many miles you want it away to be or set it to the closest town near you. That being said the chances of penny meeting up with someone that's not a trans chaser are 1 in a billion. People will immediately swipe off of you if your first pic isn't flattering and if your bio sucks.
I don't trust penny to not write something super passive agressive and douchey

 

[EnemyStand]

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"I don't wanna date anyway!"
"....tinder is rough y'all"

Lmao lie down and rot, incel

Oh, boo freaking hoo. Plenty of people who aren't EMS have jobs that make them miss holidays. Yeah, it sucks and I get venting about it, but posting about missing Single Awareness Day online doesn't do much. This isn't like some security manager who's a tad salty because he hasn't been able to spend Thanksgiving with his family for 10 years. Valentine's Day is little more than just a glorified date night for those who care.

 

[Hitman One]

This fucker no joke wants to turn the ranch into a militranny base.
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Oh and hey Wedge! Get me in the photo next time, I got some decent zingers in this thread.

I can't wait for this to turn in to troon Jonestown, those structures just scream "tranny death camp."

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

This whole Tindr thing reminds me of a youtuber I watched, who lives in Texas, and despite this ends up seeing a looooooot of trannies on Tindr. Surprised there's no app for just searching for trannies, unless that's an admission of "I'm not a full waman".

I find it funny that these fuckers want volunteers to stay in a tent in the Colorado summer heat, presumably while they're inside with an AC running. And that's not to mention Penny already bitched about having issues with volunteers, BUT YEAH HEY LETS GO DROP FIVE GRAND ON A MILITARY GRADE TENT, CAUSE WE DIDN'T LEARN FROM SPENDING 2K ON A DOG.

Plus, you're out there probably downwind of alpaca and chicken shit (if any chickens are still alive). I'm older than dirt and grew up in a rural place and our high school didn't have air conditioning. The open windows only helped so much, but if the wind was blowing in the wrong direction, all you could smell was the chicken manure the FFA kids put on their tobacco crops. That is a nasty stench. Not sure if alpaca is better or worse. That's not even accounting for the stench from the AmHole

You can tell this polycule is a larp. A real woman honestly would get pissy if their partner posted something like this even if she was okay with an open relationship. Because the implication that Penny isn't satisfied at home would be a blow to the ego of anyone in these types of arrangements. You can post about wanting to spice things up or that you're looking to add someone else for a little bit of new fun ... but acting like you don't get any (he doesn't) at home would piss a real woman off. Especially one trying to pretend that they have way more hot sex than the "stalkers" at KF. Kev is probably too dumb to see how this proves he's larping about his relationships, otherwise he'd be bitching a lot more about it.

 

[Miss Misery]

I can't wait for this to turn in to troon Jonestown, those structures just scream "tranny death camp."

Don't drink the Troon-Aid!

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Love the cope, Penny. "I-it's not like I have TIME to expand my true and honest polyamorous love circle, BAKA." Meanwhile he's getting blocked on Tinder by everyone, probably. I don't actually know how Tinder works. Anyway it's a riot that he's not even hiding it from Kevin and the others. Their relationship really is one big LARP.

He is a manlett after all.
He's under 5ft 5 in skates.
And afaik it's a popular fancanon but not canon. Though idgaf enough about brazilian frog boy to pay attention to his character.
I'm hoping the black chick they will release in OW2 is a tranny for maximum salt potential

Ok sorry for OT sperging.

Spoiler: Are we sperging?

I was going to say, did Blizzard fucking really, because I wouldn't put it past them. They're going to eventually, making both their OG face characters gay was just the tip of the iceberg. But that was awesome and hilarious for the salt it caused.

 

[Hymlenis572]

Plus, you're out there probably downwind of alpaca and chicken shit (if any chickens are still alive). I'm older than dirt and grew up in a rural place and our high school didn't have air conditioning. The open windows only helped so much, but if the wind was blowing in the wrong direction, all you could smell was the chicken manure the FFA kids put on their tobacco crops. That is a nasty stench. Not sure if alpaca is better or worse. That's not even accounting for the stench from the AmHole

You can tell this polycule is a larp. A real woman honestly would get pissy if their partner posted something like this even if she was okay with an open relationship. Because the implication that Penny isn't satisfied at home would be a blow to the ego of anyone in these types of arrangements. You can post about wanting to spice things up or that you're looking to add someone else for a little bit of new fun ... but acting like you don't get any (he doesn't) at home would piss a real woman off. Especially one trying to pretend that they have way more hot sex than the "stalkers" at KF. Kev is probably too dumb to see how this proves he's larping about his relationships, otherwise he'd be bitching a lot more about it.

If it is a larp, what do they get out of flirting with strangers online when they have the real deal? As mangled and as gross as it is.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Okay the Wet Mountain Valley is known for its hay production. It's not actually a desert, and even if it was, it should be scrub-steppe that would provide browse for the alpacas. There is no fucking reason that the land should be barren like that.

This is land that has too many animals, it hasn't been worked in any way, shape or form, and the people who own it have no fucking clue what they're doing.

They need to stop buying fucking Transformers and a fuckton of Milwaukee power tools and instead invest in a goddamn tractor and some hayseed. And I don't want to hear shit about water - there's a reservoir directly south of them and if they didn't secure (or even investigate) their water rights before purchasing the land then they're even stupider than I thought possible. And that's pretty fucking stupid.

(Normally I'd laugh at their property not having any water rights because these city troons were too ignorant to check before buying the land, but not if the alpacas are suffering. This ranch could actually be self sustaining, if not profitable, but they don't have a single knowledgeable, experienced, or even intelligent-enough-to-learn person there capable of doing what needs to be done.)

In part, it's farmers and ranchers like this that helped create the mid-west dustbowl. Add to their ignorance there was about a 7 year drought.
Learn some soil conservation Ladies, there is plenty of resources, both informational and monetary that will help that sad, grey dirt field become a good pasture that won't blow away in the wind the next time the amhole queefs.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If these idiots want to survive on the patch of land, then they need to either wrangle ALL of Kevin's money or give him the boot. He's the millstone around their necks and they fail to realize it, or they realize it and they do nothing about it.

 

[Itspinklava]

He has the social skills necessary to run a harem, so there's that.

He paid our money for that.

He didn’t pay my money for that

Can they even make money off Alpaca ranching?

Like I swear that I remember south american's using alpaca wool for clothes and shit.

There’s money to be made with properly treated alpaca fur for doll hair in the BJD and Reborn doll communities. I doubt that the tranchers know how to properly care for the animals to make that happen though. They’d be much better off with a smaller curated herd, like purebred dog/cat breeders or something. They seem as serious about making money from the alpacas as they were about making money from recycling.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Note the comment at the bottom asking them if they've considered shipping containers. Why do so many idiots think you can live in a metal box in the middle of the summer?

Because they lack any sort of life skill. Insulation, HVAC, noise reduction? Even a basic foundation? What's all that shit? Just get in your tranny trailer and unroll your sleeping bag, pleb.

 

[Miss Misery]

He didn’t pay my money for that

Then you're not a tax-paying US resident.

There’s money to be made with properly treated alpaca fur for doll hair in the BJD and Reborn doll communities. I doubt that the tranchers know how to properly care for the animals to make that happen though. They’d be much better off with a smaller curated herd, like purebred dog/cat breeders or something. They seem as serious about making money from the alpacas as they were about making money from recycling.

There's really not. Peru sells high quality alpaca fiber for far less than the troons could, even if they took proper care of their stock. The US imports most of its alpaca fiber from South America on the cheap; that's why alpaca ranching for fiber was never and will never be profitable.

 

[White Devil]

Because they lack any sort of life skill. Insulation, HVAC, noise reduction? Even a basic foundation? What's all that shit? Just get in your tranny trailer and unroll your sleeping bag, pleb.

Tranny trailer is the new name for the tranch in my headcanon.

 

[Not Vordrak]

There's really not. Peru sells high quality alpaca fiber for far less than the troons could, even if they took proper care of their stock. The US imports most of its alpaca fiber from South America on the cheap; that's why alpaca ranching for fiber was never and will never be profitable.

Is there any way that they could make a profit off of Alpaca ranching? Or rather, is there any way that a group of competent people could make a profit off of Alpaca ranching?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Tranny trailer is the new name for the tranch in my headcanon.

Glad I could help.

 

[Miss Misery]

Is there any way that they could make a profit off of Alpaca ranching? Or rather, is there any way that a group of competent people could make a profit off of Alpaca ranching?

The troons? No way in hell. Competent people seem to run theirs as a 501(c)(3) but that would require knowledge of federal tax law, education to the public, separation of finances (which might make living there a weird tax situation), accounting, visitors, tours, FRIENDLINESS AND ACCESSIBILITY, and running the damn tranch as a NON-PROFIT, meaning they'd have to get jobs elsewhere or only pay themselves a living wage after all of the other tranch accounts payable are taken care of.

Or they can pray the USDA redefines alpaca as a meat animal so they can sell tasty steaks.

 

[RollingRock]

I'd like to see them try turning the tranch into a petting zoo. "Transphobic parents wont bring their kids around!"