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If Desmond is Amazing exists, than sadly that might have more than a snowball's chance in Hell.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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There's an ostrich farm near my parents that does a lot of this. They have a gift shop, a café and offer 'ostrich walks'. They also run team-building workshops at the farm and they offer space for rent for business conferences. They were doing well before covid but the ostriches are really just quirky 'decoration' for a diverse business.
But the Tranch is out in the middle of nowhere. Even if you were going to turn it into more of a petting zoo/tourist attraction, you'll never get enough people there to actually make money. And there's no way these idiots could run a café or giftshop. Bonnie is one bad day away from manslaughter.
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Ostrich is also considered a meat animal according to USDA and thus can be sold commercially. One ostrich also yields twice the amount of meat an alpaca does.
And in a fight between Bonnie and an ostrich rooster? I'm putting my money on the ostrich.
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Ahem... It's actually $14,250 at the generous estimate of $30 per sale, but your point still stands. None is profit.
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I suck at math.
Or as Kevin would say, I guess my dumb female brain doesn't comprehend math stuff. Like Barbie once said, "Math is hard!"
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Once I started putting progesterone up my anus, I could move so much more freely, and just had no interest in doing math. It's hard being so attractive.I suck at math.
Or as Kevin would say, I guess my dumb female brain doesn't comprehend math stuff. Like Barbie once said, "Math is hard!"
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I think the fact that it's a ranch run by "queers" is more marketable and profitable than any of their livestock. Lots of people will pity buy or donate just for that fact alone. Some wealthy middle-aged liberal will buy some yarn off Etsy or sponsor an alpaca and say they've done their good deed for the year.
Alpacas seem like they'd be a better pet than anything you'd expect to profit off of.
Alpacas seem like they'd be a better pet than anything you'd expect to profit off of.
which is worse, the AmHole or the YanHole?
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¿Por qué no los dos?
Prolego
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Aren't those the lifesize dolls that pedos buy to fuck? I guess that at least they're in touch with the right audience.
ball jointed dolls/BJDs are small figurine type dolls (typically ceramic), and Reborns are creepy hyperealistic baby dolls. they're both hugely customizable and have large communities on social media.
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Hold on. They used to squeeze 200+ alpacas (double the headcount), in that shitty ass tool-shed?
Jesus, just how atrocious it was before the mysterious die-off?
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Every farm I’ve seen with alpacas have maybe 1-3 tops. They make decent livestock guardians as they tend to stand their ground and spit. 1 got them with the express purpose of having them for petting zoos and stuff as they live near a large city. You are much better off running sheep if you want to do wool as the excess lambs can be sold off for meat.
Going through the top google results it seems the only way to be successful as an alpaca rancher is to do it as a hobby, or agritourism. Most of the farms I saw are located within an hour of a major city and are catering to people who want to “see a farm working”
Going through the top google results it seems the only way to be successful as an alpaca rancher is to do it as a hobby, or agritourism. Most of the farms I saw are located within an hour of a major city and are catering to people who want to “see a farm working”
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Every time I read about the Alpaca population of the farm going from 200 to 100 in about a year, I have this mental image of a minecraft-like pile of stiff and bloated alpaca bodies being just out of view in every photo of the farm that Pennywise shares.
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These deformed humans make me so MOTI sometimes, why do they feel like they get special privileges or handouts? Is it because they're mad at the world for being born in the wrong gender and blame it on everyone else who're just trying to live their own lives?
Calling "cis people" out, feeling threatened by "cis people" it's like they're the KKK and everyone who isn't one of them is a black person. That's how bad it's getting.
Kevin needs to shove his toys up his amhole and think about something bigger instead of fetishising his deformed fuck up of a vagina. Maybe get a life? Idk.
Calling "cis people" out, feeling threatened by "cis people" it's like they're the KKK and everyone who isn't one of them is a black person. That's how bad it's getting.
Kevin needs to shove his toys up his amhole and think about something bigger instead of fetishising his deformed fuck up of a vagina. Maybe get a life? Idk.
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Do they have any real long-term aspirations? I mean, is their entire life on hold for when their mangina finally "wakes up"? And what then? This person honestly depresses me.
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In order: consume more toys and cum more, and move with the tranchers to a bigger place.
Yes.
Full-time perma-musk slut little.
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My guess is Penny was lying about the headcount, or he simply hadn't done one and just went with an eyeball estimate; remember, these troons suck at math. Either that, or they quickly realized how fucked they were with 200 head of unprofitable animal and decided to quietly unload some on another poor sucker. Might even explain how the Tranch has remained solvent: a combination of alpaca sponsorships, Kevin's inheritance, Kevin's e-begging, and sale of their secondhand alpacas.
Not with a ranch that's just barren scrubland. Sheep need grass and a lot of it. These idiots are also in coyote country and those yellow-eyed fucks will tear into a herd of sheep like nobody's business. Besides, sheep require a lot of attention throughout the day. They're stupid, and constantly get themselves into trouble. You'd need a Tranch-hand to keep an eye on them, and these clueless retards are too lazy to spend all day staring at sheep.
Frankly, if you asked me to turn the Tranch into a profitable venture, I'd say sell off the animals except a few of the alpacas, run up a greenhouse, raise some high-maintenance-high-profit plants in there like fancy flowers, spread your used potting soil and alpaca shit over a section of Tranch topsoil, and repeat until you've got a layer of actual fertile soil to work with.
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The only way the Tranch is ever going to turn a profit is if they end up like the Bloody Benders (Wikipedia) or those old ladies who took out life insurance on homeless dudes and killed them (NBC news). Barring that, they will be lucky if they can pay the mortgage and feed themselves -- and they'll only be able to do that by the grace of retards on the internet who throw money at them.
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How do you know that isn't the plan? They seem to think that a lot of volunteers are coming out and plan to put them in military tents which I don't doubt will be used both in summer and winter. It may be fine for people in the military but those who aren't accustomed to it or ranching may bounce out quicker due to housing conditions, especially if they don't have more bathrooms than the 2(?) in the dome. How is anyone going to shower? Take a shit? I can see them getting portopotties for the shit issues but the bathing is another, especially since most troons don't take care of themselves. Not to mention with how barren and dirt covered that land is, it will be all mud when it rains in the summer.
Not a lot of people have the ability to give up all their comforts for long periods of time so they will be coming and going. Those that stay will have their own R/Vs but those in tents or poorly insulated shipping container will be bouncing out faster than Kev's amhole closing. Especially if most of their volunteer staff are fellow troons who are addicted to social media. That and I can see those who really get into the whole commune thing will probably get talked into adding whatever gov't check they get to be added to the pool.
They set up tents for their "volunteers" so they can accommodate everyone but not let them feel too comfortable to ensure they do not stay longer than the summer or better weather. Those who are in dire straights isolated from their families, lost all their friends, have no home to go to, work, or much money to their name will be closely watched. Penny would then select one of them to be a new "sub" and offer loving comfort and a new bed inside the dome where they can enjoy the A/C and heater to the full extent. To show how valuable they are, they will add them to their life insurance plan with the explanation that everyone in the polycule have life insurance to make sure they are all taken care of if something untoward happened. Finally, when they are no longer useful, stilling on their ass too much, not grifting enough online, they will have an "unfortunate accident" via amhole infection from sharing Kev's unwashed dilators or stomped to death by a herd of alpaca when Bonnie "accidently" discharged his gun near them. Others that don't like what they see on the ranch will go missing and they will be tweeting their alibis until Kevin slips up about the bodies and scam like a retard in minecraft.