Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[SonChu's Oil Change]

There are different types of masters. Clean master, dirty master, 5.1 master, Mister Master...

 

[BF 388]

@Jesus can you help guide @Schuylkill Valley, he needs adult supervision.

We have looked closely at Leonard's life. Weighed his good actions and his bad, and found him wanting.

He is guilty of the sins of deception, lying, thieving and leading a debauched and immoral life. Amongst his most heinous desire is a lust for little children.

Leonard's name has been blotted out of the book of life. Unless he repents, publicly confesses his sins and subjects himself to punishment by earthly authority, then my God's forgiveness through the salvation offered in me is removed from him forever.

 

[Rat Speaker]

We have looked closely at Leonard's life. Weighed his good actions and his bad, and found him wanting.

He is guilty of the sins of deception, lying, thieving and leading a debauched and immoral life. Amongst his most heinous desire is a lust for little children.

Leonard's name has been blotted out of the book of life. Unless he repents, publicly confesses his sins and subjects himself to punishment by earthly authority, then my God's forgiveness through the salvation offered in me is removed from him forever.

Thank you, we have been waiting for you to show Len / @Schuylkill Valley the true path toward the way of light.

Like a good ol' farmer of the kiwis would do

 

[cumrobbery]

I did some research. Anagrams for "Leonard Shaner" include:

1. A Slanderer, Hon.
2. Aha! Nerd Loners.
3. Anal Nerds Hero
4. Snarled An Hero

... among many other fun combinations.

Kind of eerie how fitting those are.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Still by far the best anagram for our cow Len

3. Anal Nerds Hero

Pure beauty, thank you @Jashinist

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

We have looked closely at Leonard's life. Weighed his good actions and his bad, and found him wanting.

He is guilty of the sins of deception, lying, thieving and leading a debauched and immoral life. Amongst his most heinous desire is a lust for little children.

Leonard's name has been blotted out of the book of life. Unless he repents, publicly confesses his sins and subjects himself to punishment by earthly authority, then my God's forgiveness through the salvation offered in me is removed from him forever.

So... he's @Satan's problem now?

 

[EI 903]

The anger in this thread has been getting out of control for a while now. Remember Rule 1, folks:

• Be civil. Don't aggressively attack and insult the people or groups we talk about. Don't get emotionally charged over things that do not matter. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Oh, how the Shane train keeps roaring on.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Finally caught up. I see that he still doesn't understand that trying to drag other, unrelated people in this mess doesn't work. Also, Shaner, how did you get those charges? Tell us your side of things, or can you not come up with any version that makes you look good?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Finally caught up. I see that he still doesn't understand that trying to drag other, unrelated people in this mess doesn't work. Also, Shaner, how did you get those charges? Tell us your side of things, or can you not come up with any version that makes you look good?

Hasn't it been at least a week since he promised he'd tell us his side of the story?

It's almost like waiting for Sonichu 11.

 

[Saul Goodman]

The anger in this thread has been getting out of control for a while now. Remember Rule 1, folks:

• Be civil. Don't aggressively attack and insult the people or groups we talk about. Don't get emotionally charged over things that do not matter. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

Your point is well taken.

However, I was not suggesting a boxing match with Len out of anger. I was merely trying to give him a chance to prove his masculinity for once in his fat, impotent, lazy-eyed life. Because I'm actually not better than him. Especially in boxing. I've heard weight is a big advantage there (that's why they have different weight classes and everything). And he's a full four stone (at least) bigger than me . . .

So, yeah, my offer still stands, @Schuylkill Valley.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

Hasn't it been at least a week since he promised he'd tell us his side of the story?

It's almost like waiting for Sonichu 11.

Diabetic boogaloo

 

[Zim]

Poor Leonard Shaner, stealing photos from real journalists. Even @The_Knight_Rider is turning against @Schuylkill Valley now that all the evidence has been put forth.

 

[Samson]

Poor Leonard Shaner, stealing photos from real journalists. Even @The_Knight_Rider is turning against @Schuylkill Valley now that all the evidence has been put forth.
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Turning the tables on ol' Lenny should produce a nice chimp out soon.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Did you served? If not get off my case!

No, but you're GETTING served on a regular basis...

Oh, he's been served.

See?

 

[Samson]

Exactly one month from today is Leonard F Shaner day in Pottstown, PA!

 

[navydeckink]

There are different types of masters. Clean master, dirty master, 5.1 master, Mister Master...

Don't forget mix masters!

Why are you so hung up on this stolen valor stuff, Len? You didn't serve, so why do you think you have a dog in this fight? You've mentioned your uncle serving, but what about your own father? You've been quiet about dad beyond some videotaped football games, and possibly stealing his identity to continue collecting his social security income or shirk responsibility to the legal system. So whats the deal? Was your old man just as big a loser as you are, warranting just one mere mention in over four hundred pages of unbridled, distilled, concentrated autism?

We're dying to know, bud.

 

[Dr.Research]

Don't forget mix masters!

Why are you so hung up on this stolen valor stuff, Len? You didn't serve, so why do you think you have a dog in this fight? You've mentioned your uncle serving, but what about your own father? You've been quiet about dad beyond some videotaped football games, and possibly stealing his identity to continue collecting his social security income or shirk responsibility to the legal system. So whats the deal? Was your old man just as big a loser as you are, warranting just one mere mention in over four hundred pages of unbridled, distilled, concentrated autism?

We're dying to know, bud.

Its very possible that Gloria ended up marrying a loser or a guy whos only functions were eat, work, sleep and she had to deal with little Lenny almost alone.
But you never know- like father, like son.

 

[Samson]

Its very possible that Gloria ended up marrying a loser or a guy whos only functions were eat, work, sleep and she had to deal with little Lenny almost alone.
But you never know- like father, like son.

Lenny was coddled his whole life because he was identified as "special" from a young age. He was rarely corrected when misbehaving, and was spoiled to the point of being ruined before adulthood set in. His childhood was almost like he was raised by his grandparents.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Lenny was coddled his whole life because he was identified as "special" from a young age. He was rarely corrected when misbehaving, and was spoiled to the point of being ruined before adulthood set in. His childhood was almost like he was raised by his grandparents.

Spoiler: So what you're saying is...

... I make this joke far too much.