Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Pocket_Sand!]

Better then yours.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

The hearing will be about 30 minutes max. So we should plan on whatever time that is to start making our way across the road.

Ah! Breakfast it is then! Thank you Saul.

Still doesn't prove you were in the service, that could be anyone! Post your Service Number or shut up.

Are you really this fucking stupid?! You realize you can google this shit right? @Zim went in to the service in 1998, 30 FUCKING YEARS AFTER THE ID NUMBER SYSTEM CHANGED YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I can't imagine how disrespected and infuriated ACTUAL servicemen/women feel when spergs like Shaner try to appropriate their identity, struggles and achievements. He wants the credit, but none of the actual work. Seems like a common theme in his life, really.

Protip: You can't demand respect when you've done nothing to deserve it in the slightest. Putting "Mr" in front of your name is the closest you'll get, and that's a title shared by literally half the planet.

Wanting credit for none of the work seems like a recurring cow theme in general.

 

[Treblinkachu]

I taped over one of my Dad's foot ball tapes. what's the big deal?

You're being more incoherent than usual. How on god's green earth does that explain why it's called "master tape"?

 

[Jashinist]

So he doesn't know the difference between "then" and "than" either. Time for another lesson, Len?

Here's some sentences...
Then: "you're going to court, and THEN to jail"
Than: "every single person on this board is more self-aware THAN you"

 

[Zim]

I can't imagine how disrespected and infuriated ACTUAL servicemen/women feel when spergs like Shaner try to appropriate their identity, struggles and achievements. He wants the credit, but none of the actual work. Seems like a common theme in his life, really.

Protip: You can't demand respect when you've done nothing to deserve it in the slightest. Putting "Mr" in front of your name is the closest you'll get, and that's a title shared by literally half the planet.

I'm sad for him actually. It's pathetic to fake military service to try and intimidate people. Mr. Shaner/Simon/Simon's fictional daughter probably just regrets being too dumb and lazy to serve.

It follows his MO of "all the credit and none of the work".

 

[chimpburgers]

I taped over one of my Dad's foot ball tapes. what's the big deal?

Did you steal it from him while he wasn't looking?

 

[Jashinist]

Now watch as I mess up a word hilariously, after giving out all these lessons.

Such is the way of internet pedantry.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

I taped over one of my Dad's foot ball tapes. what's the big deal?

Your daddy wasnt taping football Len, although what he was taping did involve men piling on each other. I bet he stars in it too.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Still doesn't prove you were in the service, that could be anyone! Post your Service Number or shut up.

How dare you insult our servicemen by demanding that they prove themselves. The fact that they are willing to serve and admit to as much is enough. It's very un-American for you to demand that kind of information about @Zim and you should apologize to all servicemen right now, Len. Insulting a serviceman is as good as insulting America.

You know, I'm not sure you're as much of a patriot as you claim.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't imagine how disrespected and infuriated ACTUAL servicemen/women feel when spergs like Shaner try to appropriate their identity, struggles and achievements.

It shows it's something worth being proud of actually having done. Shaner may be retarded and utterly fail at it in a pathetic and disgusting way, but even an exceptional individual like him knows it's something to try to steal.

 

[Jashinist]

I like how he made himself the official gate-keeper for whether a serviceman is legitimate or not, as if they need his approval to proceed.

Like those annoying nerds who have to quiz girls as soon as they hear they like comics or gaming, they have to fiercely protect a "group" they have no actual claim over.

 

[Cucky]

Did you steal it from him while he wasn't looking?

His dad is dead, he died from shame.

 

[AnOminous]

I taped over one of my Dad's foot ball tapes. what's the big deal?

Do you even know what a master tape is? Hint, you chucklefuck, you wouldn't record over something else for a master tape. You'd use a never used tape.

Great quality control you have there at Journey Up Your Ass productions.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

His dad is dead, he died from shame.

I bet Len's dad was just like Bob.

 

[Zim]

I do have good news though! I found a train that Leonard Shaner's allowed to ride! It's even un-american just like him!

 

[Treblinkachu]

His dad is dead, he died from shame.

It was too late for us to find him and remind him that the father is not the son

 

[AnOminous]

I bet Len's dad was just like Bob.

He probably spent his last years with a dead eyed expression, staring into space with a drink in his hand, longing for nothing but the sweet release of death.

 

[Jashinist]

I bet Len's dad was just like Bob.

Though instead of trying to cut down his son's internet, he should've tried to cut down his son's carbs.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Though instead of trying to cut down his son's internet, he should've tried to cut down his son's carbs.

he should have cut down his son's hours watching thomas the tank engine at age 40

 

[Superior Watermelon]

Though instead of trying to cut down his son's internet, he should've tried to cut down his son's carbs.

Or his foam to logic ratio