Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[deputydogshit2.0]

Toxoplasmosis when?

Currently is my guess.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I am disappointed in everyone that references the ASMR noodle video and does not include this video. Maybe it got lost to the sands of time... It is truly one of Chantal's highlights!

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I hope one of Chantal's remix channels samples the gagging in their next track.

Of all the embarrassing videos Chantal has ever done (and let's face it, "embarrassing" can be said about every video she makes), this one to me has always been at the top. She awkwardly failed at something that most Youtubers with half a brain pull off all the time.

 

[Dutch Courage]

One amusing thing about Chantal is that she is such a loser that she even fails eating challenges, and she is such a quitter that she fails them with the end in sight. In the noodle video, she had about three or four bites left, and she could have claimed victory. In the ten cheeseburger challenge, she tapped out after 7. I mean, what good is she? If anyone ought to be able to win an eating challenge, it is this gluttony machine. But nope. Even in arenas where she should triumph, she is a born loser. Her failed eating challenges are a pretty good analogy for her whole life.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Ah yeah, I remember the "transgender goth sumo" makeup trend.

Ahhh. Perhaps you are correct, it is the transgender goth sumo trend so popular in rural Canada in the 90's. Silly me, I thought perhaps the black eyeliner was to hide the FAT EYELIDS.

 

[Who Now]

I don't understand how she can be out of clean clothes. When she first moved in and did the "house tour," she showed the laundry room, which is between the two bedrooms. So it's literally, about ten steps away!

1. Too lazy to throw clothes in, add detergent and push the button
2. Waiting for mom to come over and do it
3. The gunt won't allow bending over to pull out clothes
4. The people picking up the boxes are going to do it
5. The dirty clothes are now too small, so why bother?

 

[Leopard Turtlechin]

I can't stop laughing at how badly Chantal can't bake. Some mistakes off the top of my head:

1) "Creamed" the butter and sugar with a FORK (and by creamed I mean basically made mashed potatoes with it)
2) Put both eggs in at the same time instead of individually
3) Added the baking powder in with the vanilla (?!) and stirred it all up (quite vigorously...)
4) Continued to stir the dough with a fork

I knew Chantal wasn't a genius, but like, a six year old could make better cookies than those.

Her cooking is on the same level of Jack Scalfani. It would never happen in a million years but I would love to have a crossover vid with both of them fucking up a dish together.

 

[JimmyHill'sBlarms]

Her cooking is on the same level of Jack Scalfani. It would never happen in a million years but I would love to have a crossover vid with both of them fucking up a dish together.

I don't think I could handle that many uses of "creamy" and "wet."

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Cheese Witch is now my favorite name for her, hahaha

My favorite is the Gobbling Goblin (not mine, another KFer came up with that one)

 

[itunes]

Who gives a shit about any haul at all?

I quite like when the fatties openly display their lack of taste, thrown in with a little disappointment that their mass consumption didn't fill the void that is their dissatisfaction with life.

Torrid appears to be one of the few places that sells clothes high into the plus sizes for obese women that don't want to exclusively wear muumuus. I believe it originally started as Hot Topic for fats.

I believe that Torrid started as a store for naturally bigger women, like women that are 6 feet tall, or women that have really wide shoulders, etc. It was commandeered by fats early on in its conception and it's been a fat store ever since.

It's also the #1 cause of them getting raging UTIs. Reeeee.

Dude.. I usually force myself to refrain from this topic & just express my palpable vitriol through stickers when someone else does it for me, but I didn't wake up in one of those moods today.

This whole catmom LARP of hers makes me wish I could stab through the internet with one hand & retrieve those kittycats to come live with me with the other.

I won't work myself into hysterics listing off all the reasons & ways she shouldn't be near animals, or what a cancerous hypocrite she is, (or how god damn punchable "Cat Mom" merchandising is).. you guys already know & feel me on this.

I will say that I don't really give a fuck about how she's a piece of shit to the people in her life. They all have the choice to not let her treat them like dogshit, & they choose to cuck out to that fat fuck anyway. Fuck them.

The cats don't have that option.

I'm fine with her plow-mauling her way into an early & miserable death. Who cares. But what keeps it from being funny for me is that there's not even some vague assurance that those little dudes don't wind up dead/someplace even worse after she's slobbed her own way into the earth forever.

Just because this beast enjoys wallowing in her own excrement & fire hazards doesn't mean her animals (who aren't wired that fucking way) should be forced to live like that with her.

I cannot stand the way she treats those cats & forget about the litany of self-imposed health issues, her & people like her should be lined up against the wall.

And fuck that five headed faggot pre-troon that lives with her, too. He owes it to those cats to do better by them. Line him up next to her.

I was just in the mermaidqueenjude thread and @Ethical Nightmare expressed similar woes here.

Narcissists who own pets think the fact they shelter them and don't let them starve equates to being a loving owner, and will generally ignore their animals unless it's to show off, or they decide to grace the animal with some attention.

It's a shame that there's no vetting process for who can purchase an animal. Living animals deserve better than being reduced to just neglected props. I've yet to see a fat who takes care of an animal proper.

On the topic of fats and yoga, I was reminded of Valerie Sagun or, ‘Big Gal Yoga’ who claims to be a yoga instructor but still needs a roller for basic poses because fat. Here's her website in case anyone wants to peruse. I could have sworn she had a thread here at some point, but I can't find any mention of her.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

One amusing thing about Chantal is that she is such a loser that she even fails eating challenges, and she is such a quitter that she fails them with the end in sight. In the noodle video, she had about three or four bites left, and she could have claimed victory. In the ten cheeseburger challenge, she tapped out after 7. I mean, what good is she? If anyone ought to be able to win an eating challenge, it is this gluttony machine. But nope. Even in arenas where she should triumph, she is a born loser. Her failed eating challenges are a pretty good analogy for her whole life.

Oh please, she "loses" eating challenges because she doesn't want us to know how easy it is for her to win

 

[A borscht-on]

Her cooking is on the same level of Jack Scalfani. It would never happen in a million years but I would love to have a crossover vid with both of them fucking up a dish together.

Between his one working limb and her inability to stand or read, they could maybe make a box of Jell-O together. Maybe. Actually, that's not fair to Jack. He may be a stroked-out asshole, but he can pour canned, bagged, and pre-chopped stuff with the best of them.

Off-topic here, but does anyone remember which video it was in which our baking behemoth was saying something about Sam, then bared her rodent teeth and growled, "It'sh jusht cheese"? It has been haunting me for days. I have no idea why. I have to watch it and purge it!

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

One amusing thing about Chantal is that she is such a loser that she even fails eating challenges, and she is such a quitter that she fails them with the end in sight. In the noodle video, she had about three or four bites left, and she could have claimed victory. In the ten cheeseburger challenge, she tapped out after 7. I mean, what good is she? If anyone ought to be able to win an eating challenge, it is this gluttony machine. But nope. Even in arenas where she should triumph, she is a born loser. Her failed eating challenges are a pretty good analogy for her whole life.

It's the belt of fat squeezing the stomach and preventing expansion. It's why skinny comp. eaters can usually put more down then fat ones. I mean, look at Sonya Thomas:

She's 100lbs or so I believe.

Belt of fat theory - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

3. The gunt won't allow bending over to pull out clothes

I'm calling shenanigans on this one. Didn't we see Chantal wielding (r at least filming) one of those grabby sticks people use to pick up things because they have something going on - like a massive gunt - that prevents them from reaching those objects by hand? Or she could just fish the clothes out with the handle of the broom with which she cleaned her room.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

If her washer and dryer are front loading, she can do her laundry as we saw her bend over in her 20 Minute Workout extravaganza.

What I find great about her clothing hauls is how insecure she is. She buys weird shit that makes no sense, then puts it on and insecurely pulls at it and desperately asks “it’s nice, right?” From the woman that constantly says she knows she’s beautiful but is pleading for approval.

She’s such a gross pig.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I believe that Torrid started as a store for naturally bigger women, like women that are 6 feet tall, or women that have really wide shoulders, etc. It was commandeered by fats early on in its conception and it's been a fat store ever since.

No, Torrid was the fatgirl spin-off of Hot Topic, selling gothwear to chubettes, before gradually becoming a mainstream plus-size store.

Trust me, nobody is going out of their way to cater to very tall or broad-shouldered women. There are Tall sizes, but, as with Petites, the selection usually isn't very fashion-forward; they lean toward basic, conservative styles. So Tall women usually end up making do with straight sizes, and if they have broad shoulders they choose less-fitted sleeve styles (raglan, kimono, batwing) that can accommodate them, or else alter men's shirts to fit.

I was just in the mermaidqueenjude thread and @Ethical Nightmare expressed similar woes here.

It's a shame that there's no vetting process for who can purchase an animal. Living animals deserve better than being reduced to just neglected props. I've yet to see a fat who takes care of an animal proper.

TBH, I can't help but wonder if this is more of a "wannabe social influencer" problem than a fat problem. I've known fat people who take far better care of their animals than they do themselves, but they aren't showing that off on social media. And I've seen more than a few thin social media attention whores who used their unfortunate pets as props in the same way Jude, or Chantal, or Anna use theirs.

The animals got basic care and weren't abused, but at the same time, there wasn't much consideration for the animals' more complicated needs for a safe, stable territory, for play and stimulation, or for proper socialization with humans and other animals.

If you're trying to be a social influencer, and spend your days coming up with ways to portray yourself and your life in order to maximize asspats and attention from an online audience of strangers, there is something fundamentally wrong with you. And people like that, no matter what their size, are likely to treat their animals as props.

 

[AbraCadaver]

It's the belt of fat squeezing the stomach and preventing expansion. It's why skinny comp. eaters can usually put more down then fat ones. I mean, look at Sonya Thomas:
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She's 100lbs or so I believe.

Belt of fat theory - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Aren’t competitive eaters doing time-limit stuff, like “so many olives in two minutes” or such? I thought I saw something a while ago about how the traditional “eat until you can’t anymore” competitions were banned so nobody would vomit or rupture their stomach trying to win. Now it’s about how fast you can swallow the food. But correct me if I’m wrong!

Funny chantal has all the time she wants and still sucks at it.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Aren’t competitive eaters doing time-limit stuff, like “so many olives in two minutes” or such? I thought I saw something a while ago about how the traditional “eat until you can’t anymore” competitions were banned so nobody would vomit or rupture their stomach trying to win. Now it’s about how fast you can swallow the food. But correct me if I’m wrong!

Yeah, it's all timed events now but I would assume the idea would be the same. The aforementioned woman is out there doing shit like this

37 hot dogs in 12 minutes at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, setting a then-record for American competitors (which was also the female record). On August 8, 2005, she consumed 35 bratwursts in 10 minutes, beating the previous 10-minute record of 19.5 bratwursts, although her record was beaten in 2006 by Takeru Kobayashi.

On July 4, 2011, Thomas became the first champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest for Women. Eating 40 hot dogs in 10 minutes, Thomas earned the inaugural pink Pepto Bismol Belt and won $10,000.[5] She defended and held on to that title the following year eating 46 hot dogs. On July 4, 2013, she again defended her title by eating 36 3⁄4 hot dogs, just beating out Juliet Lee who ate 36 hot dogs.

I would think 35-40 of anything would require the same amount of stretching even if you track it out to 30 minutes or so.

Also, for a laugh:

To stay in shape, Thomas has one meal a day, with many green vegetables and fresh fruit, and always avoids junk food. She exercises by walking on an inclined treadmill for two hours, five times per week.[6][7] She also regularly visits all-you-can-eat buffets at restaurants.[8] The night before a contest, she fasts all night in order to put an edge on her appetite

See Chantal, this is how it's supposed to work.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Yeah, it's all timed events now but I would assume the idea would be the same. The aforementioned woman is out there doing shit like this

I would think 35-40 of anything would require the same amount of stretching even if you track it out to 30 minutes or so.

Also, for a laugh:

See Chantal, this is how it's supposed to work.

Dang, that's some dedication. Hats off to those who can do this shit on a regular basis.

 

[Pepper Jack]

The boxes are gone. WHEEZE!

Those tits though. Yuck.

 

[Cock wombler]

She's live
She's dancing
The boxes are gone

Chins QOTD "I'm not wearing a bra today...can't tell where my tits end and where my belly starts"

Edit - yeeted superchat

SHES STARTING AN ONLY FANS!!! she also says people can't leak it as only fans will take it down. you know she reads here. Let the cow milk flow.