US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Kiwi Farms Lurker]

What the fuck did he do to those dogs?

Pulled their tail while naked?

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Snekposter]

senator from Delaware

Wrong. He was the Senator for MBNA. Even his fellow Senators referred to him as such because he was so blatantly bought and paid for.

Also if Biden is so good with animals, I would love for him to spend time with my own German Shepherd. Course given how excited she is to meet new people and make new friends he'd probably break a hip when she quite literally jumps on him... assuming of course she doesn't go for the throat since she has marvelous prey instincts.

 

[Aidan]

Once again I am glad I don't watch TV. Watching this "trial" can only make a person dumber, just like being in the senate.

One good thing about the modern day is you can watch what you want on C-SPAN and jump around, getting only the actual events and none of the "Here's how you should feel about this" malarkey.
When there's no commentary on what the politicians say they sound incredibly dumb. I've only checked for snippets so far because this ordeal is one of petty spite and those few things I've bothered to check have all been major retard reaches to continue saying orange man bad.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

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But your owner bejing biden sold us out to China and hold federal aid from bruisma to get shokin fired.

 

[XYZpdq]

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namedropping like that I'm increasingly suspicious about this being some elaborate trolling effort

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Saw this on /mu/:

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

What the fuck did he do to those dogs?

He tried to sniff them.

 

[JambledUpWords]

He tried to sniff them.

I wish I could rate this deviant. Because it is

 

[babadook]

But if you look closely at the dogs when in pictures with biden, they look really tense and uncomfortable. German Shepherds are the best dogs, I've had them all my life and I recognize that look. biden has done something to piss them off and they don't like him. God only knows what it was, I shudder at the thought.

Just look at the contrast in the dogs energy around joe compared to his aged out bimbo wife.

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What the fuck did he do to those dogs?

He let Hunter walk them

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

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Holy fucking Christ, can we just send these dogs, the Twitter account owner and any followers to the puppy gas chamber already?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Apparently the Bidens were booed at the Super Bowl on Sunday

 

[Random Internet Person]

Apparently the Bidens were booed at the Super Bowl on Sunday

Not surprised. Florida is the heart of anti Biden and anti Coronabro paranoia.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Apparently the Bidens were booed at the Super Bowl on Sunday

Joe Biden breaks Obama's record for most votes ever cast for a U.S. presidential candidate​

That's exactly the response you expect from the people towards the most popular president in us history

Joe Biden breaks Obama's record for most votes ever cast for a U.S. presidential candidate

Joe Biden has now received more than 81 million votes — the most of any presidential candidate in U.S. history.

www.google.com

 

[Salubrious]

So apparently the goal for the Biden administration is to get kids into in-person schooling 1 day per week in three months. Which would be mid-May. With only one month or less left in the school year.

So yeah, I'm pretty sure even the start of schooling in September is fucked.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Apparently the Bidens were booed at the Super Bowl on Sunday

"I didn't watch the Super Bowl, but I read several ignoramuses booed the Biden's after they asked for one stinking moment of silence"

Spoiler: Terminal TDS

 

[Tour of Italy]

That's exactly the response you expect from the people towards the most popular president in us history

Joe Biden breaks Obama's record for most votes ever cast for a U.S. presidential candidate

Joe Biden has now received more than 81 million votes — the most of any presidential candidate in U.S. history.

www.google.com

It’s because polling is fucked right now and no other reason. More liberal upper middle class working at home and bored enough to pick up the phone and take the online panels and fewer working class conservatives willing to give media pollsters the time of day. It’s why the polls were so ridiculously wrong last November, and it’s frankly disgusting and idiotic that the same polling firms expect us to believe for a second that they’re magically right about policy and approval ratings. It’s a fucking joke.

All that’s happened is the marginalized are getting pushed further under the couch and the media is as willing as ever to pretend that they don’t exist and all is well. All’s so they can build a narrative hopefully convinces the few people left that are too comfortable or too stupid to look around and realize that Biden is going to be a disaster from top to bottom and has largely proved as much in less than a fucking month.

So apparently the goal for the Biden administration is to get kids into in-person schooling 1 day per week in three months. Which would be mid-May. With only one month or less left in the school year.

So yeah, I'm pretty sure even the start of schooling in September is fucked.

I just pray to God that Governors are smart enough to go beyond that and realize that if every public school across the country shot for that low fucking bar that it would be the single most destructive policy in American history.

The US educational system is dogshit but the only thing worse than a dog shut education is none at all that costs twice as much in taxpayer money.

 

[Random Internet Person]

So apparently the goal for the Biden administration is to get kids into in-person schooling 1 day per week in three months. Which would be mid-May. With only one month or less left in the school year.

So yeah, I'm pretty sure even the start of schooling in September is fucked.

I just pray to God that Governors are smart enough to go beyond that and realize that if every public school across the country shot for that low ducking bar that it would be the single most destructive policy in American history.

The US educational system is dogshit but the only thing worse than a dog shut education is none at all that costs twice as much in taxpayer money.

All I've heard about schools reopening in terms of roadblocks are teacher's unions and Trump advocating for it. Also, I'm pretty sure that there's a chance that homeschooling could be on the chopping block since lots of MAGA people have said they wanted to do it to get their kids out of the public school system, even through Zoom calls.

 

[NyQuilninja]

It’s because polling is fucked right now and no other reason. More liberal upper middle class working at home and bored enough to pick up the phone and take the online panels and fewer working class conservatives willing to give media pollsters the time of day. It’s why the polls were so ridiculously wrong last November, and it’s frankly disgusting and idiotic that the same polling firms expect us to believe for a second that they’re magically right about policy and approval ratings. It’s a fucking joke.

All that’s happened is the marginalized are getting pushed further under the couch and the media is as willing as ever to pretend that they don’t exist and all is well. All’s so they can build a narrative hopefully convinces the few people left that are too comfortable or too stupid to look around and realize that Biden is going to be a disaster from top to bottom and has largely proved as much in less than a fucking month.




I just pray to God that Governors are smart enough to go beyond that and realize that if every public school across the country shot for that low fucking bar that it would be the single most destructive policy in American history.

The US educational system is dogshit but the only thing worse than a dog shut education is none at all that costs twice as much in taxpayer money.

It’s because polling is fucked right now and no other reason. More liberal upper middle class working at home and bored enough to pick up the phone and take the online panels and fewer working class conservatives willing to give media pollsters the time of day. It’s why the polls were so ridiculously wrong last November, and it’s frankly disgusting and idiotic that the same polling firms expect us to believe for a second that they’re magically right about policy and approval ratings. It’s a fucking joke.

All that’s happened is the marginalized are getting pushed further under the couch and the media is as willing as ever to pretend that they don’t exist and all is well. All’s so they can build a narrative hopefully convinces the few people left that are too comfortable or too stupid to look around and realize that Biden is going to be a disaster from top to bottom and has largely proved as much in less than a fucking month.




I just pray to God that Governors are smart enough to go beyond that and realize that if every public school across the country shot for that low fucking bar that it would be the single most destructive policy in American history.

The US educational system is dogshit but the only thing worse than a dog shut education is none at all that costs twice as much in taxpayer money.

No they're claiming Joe Biden is so popular that he had the most number of votes ever in America

 

[Salubrious]

Also, I'm pretty sure that there's a chance that homeschooling could be on the chopping block since lots of MAGA people have said they wanted to do it to get their kids out of the public school system, even through Zoom calls.

Ironically, I think that will be the thing to get kids into schools the fastest sadly.

We need to get kids back in schools because they are learning the "wrong things" from their parents! Can't have that shit. We need to indoctrinate, errr I mean educate them.