DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[King of Not Playing Games]

Phil just said that CDPR's games aren't proprietary anymore because the source code got stolen and now anyone can make their own games out of it. He compared it to a restaurant with a super secret recipe having their super secret recipe stolen so people won't have a reason to go to the restaurant anymore because they can make it at home(???).
But remember we're the ones who are kids who don't know how the real world works.

That’s retarded.

"Minecraft was a chore more than anything. I had to think 'Oh I gotta do another project!' like oh my god..."

You hear that, Papavera? All that work you did for him, all the money you gave him, and he hated you. How does that feel?
Thanks for the money, dummy!

He didn't even finish all of the projects, if I recall correctly...

 

[YokuNama]

Lyversoul or whatever the fuck just paid like 8 dollars in bits to get insulted.

Paying someone just to watch them play a video game is retarded, paying them just to get insulted over and over again is a level of retardation I've never seen before.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil just said that CDPR's games aren't proprietary anymore because the source code got stolen and now anyone can make their own games out of it. He compared it to a restaurant with a super secret recipe having their super secret recipe stolen so people won't have a reason to go to the restaurant anymore because they can make it at home(???).
But remember we're the ones who are kids who don't know how the real world works.

He must have finally watched the 'Soup Nazi' episode.

 

[gaarashatan]

Apparently, Phil goes through each post on Twitter and blocks anyone who likes a post criticizing him. Pretty obvious it really gets to him that people agree with the "Deetractors". Then again this is Phil so I shouldn't be surprised his only defense is when he is using the block button.

and he thinks hes a normal human being, LOL

 

[ZehnBoat]

"Minecraft was a chore more than anything. I had to think 'Oh I gotta do another project!' like oh my god..."

imagine doing things in games
why can't i just place a block down and have hulk hogan give me a pat on the back

 

[SS sonicwaffen]

He'd rather beg for money daily than be a corporate shill, its not that no company will give you a sponsorship with the reputation you have cultivated Phil, definitely not.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

"Minecraft was a chore more than anything. I had to think 'Oh I gotta do another project!' like oh my god..."

You hear that, Papavera? All that work you did for him, all the money you gave him, and he hated you. How does that feel?
Thanks for the money, dummy!

Brutal. We knew this all along concerning Minecraft, but it stings reading it. Papavera just wanted to help Phil in his extremely naive autistic nature. All that money wasted in endless 50 bitch ears... hopefully Papavera learned a tough lesson and has moved on.

 

[SPhobos]

Has Phil had any hot takes on the big name streamers who just raised half a million for charity? Buncha phony nudniks doing it for popularity right?

 

[PieceofShet]

Has Phil had any hot takes on the big name streamers who just raised half a million for charity? Buncha phony nudniks doing it for popularity right?

Charity should be private. I real man would not even show it on his bankruptcy papers!

 

[Gramh]

Has Phil had any hot takes on the big name streamers who just raised half a million for charity? Buncha phony nudniks doing it for popularity right?

How dare those clout chasing rich kids raise money for a good cause using the good will they've built up with their audience for more than covering up scams with poorly constructed lies and trying to squeeze sympathy dollars from mentally handicap people and children! There are poor streamers out there like Phil who are having trouble making ends meet with nearly twice the average American income that need those contributions to keep their business running!

 

[Comma]

Someone named 'Payaso' tipped him $12, and there was no indication or mention about DSP verifying the tip.

Spoiler

(https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=payaso)

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Phil just said that CDPR's games aren't proprietary anymore because the source code got stolen and now anyone can make their own games out of it. He compared it to a restaurant with a super secret recipe having their super secret recipe stolen so people won't have a reason to go to the restaurant anymore because they can make it at home(???).
But remember we're the ones who are kids who don't know how the real world works.

If one were to document all the dumb fuck takes this dude has made over the years, it would fill all those hard drives the "legacy" is backed up on

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"Covid riddled people, stay out of my house!"
So, Phil, you're saying you think people with Covid are disgusting?? That's not very DSPahsitive of you.

I’m sure he wouldn’t say that to someone who has gout.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Brutal. We knew this all along concerning Minecraft, but it stings reading it. Papavera just wanted to help Phil in his extremely naive autistic nature. All that money wasted in endless 50 bitch ears... hopefully Papavera learned a tough lesson and has moved on.

Let's be real here. Papavera has a crush on Phil, or had one rather. Wonder who he moved on to?

 

[Comma]

"If we hit the tips goals today, everything will be back to normal tomorrow!"

So instead of constantly focusing on hitting an arbitrary tips goal, he'll go back to... constantly focusing on hitting an arbitrary tips goal? Sounds about right.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

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"If we hit the tips goals today, everything will be back to normal tomorrow!"

So instead of constantly focusing on hitting an arbitrary tips goal, he'll go back to... constantly focusing on hitting an arbitrary tips goal? Sounds about right.

Threatening to skip Mario if he doesn't hit the goal. Bold move. If they don't hit the goal, does he just buy it anyway and pretend that never happened, or do a spite filled stream of COD or something and constantly complain about how many of those sweet sweet day one views he's missing out on?

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

So just looking at the forward facing numbers, he's cleared $613 as of right now, and we still have an hour left in this stream, and tonight's stream.. He claimed he needed to hit the tips goal Mon, Wed, and Thur, in order to afford all his "bills" and get the Mario game. What does he need even a dollar more for? This doesn't include the cheers/subs he has gotten during this time, which includes multiple $50 cheers (that I know of), so next months check will be just fine. I dont wanna hear any shit next month about "oh guys, my twitch check is lower because you all helped me with tips for a week last month, that the cheering and subbing was down".

Edit: And even giving him the benefit of the doubt, which I dont even wanna do, I do realize that he has to pay some fees (PayPal's cut, his stupid 1% instant transfer fee which is his own fault, and whatever other fee I may not be aware of). And speaking of fees, why the fuck is he paying an instant transfer fee at all? I BARELY use paypal, and even I have the paypal cash card, because I just figured I would sign up for it one day. Which means I have instant access to paypal cash that I receive. I can transfer the amount to my checking account for free if I wait the 2 business days. This guy is so fucking dumb. And even if he does have the paypal cash card, then he is lying about instant transfers and fees. Take your pick

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

So just looking at the forward facing numbers, he's cleared $613 as of right now, and we still have an hour left in this stream, and tonight's stream.. He claimed he needed to hit the tips goal Mon, Wed, and Thur, in order to afford all his "bills" and get the Mario game. What does he need even a dollar more for? This doesn't include the cheers/subs he has gotten during this time, which includes multiple $50 cheers (that I know of), so next months check will be just fine. I dont wanna hear any shit next month about "oh guys, my twitch check is lower because you all helped me with tips for a week last month, that the cheering and subbing was down".

Edit: And even giving him the benefit of the doubt, which I dont even wanna do, I do realize that he has to pay some fees (PayPal's cut, his stupid 1% instant transfer fee which is his own fault, and whatever other fee I may not be aware of). And speaking of fees, why the fuck is he paying an instant transfer fee at all? I BARELY use paypal, and even I have the paypal cash card, because I just figured I would sign up for it one day just cause. Which means I have instant access to paypal cash that I receive. I can transfer the amount to my checking account for free if I wait the 2 business days. This guy is so fucking dumb. And even if he does have the paypal cash card, then he is lying about instant transfers and fees. Take your pick

Is Phil stupid or a liar? Philosophers will be debating this question for generations.

 

[YokuNama]

Threatening to skip Mario if he doesn't hit the goal. Bold move. If they don't hit the goal, does he just buy it anyway and pretend that never happened, or do a spite filled stream of COD or something and constantly complain about how many of those sweet sweet day one views he's missing out on?

I wish his fans would call his bluff and not tip him but I know that's way too alpha of a move for those cucks. I mean what is he going to do? Not buy and play it? He'll never offer the opportunity for his cucks to waste their time and money somewhere else.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Is there a way to find which games Phil has played in chronological order? I'm thinking of watching some tihydps and want to see how how he's gotten worse over the years