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Threatening to skip Mario if he doesn't hit the goal. Bold move. If they don't hit the goal, does he just buy it anyway and pretend that never happened, or do a spite filled stream of COD or something and constantly complain about how many of those sweet sweet day one views he's missing out on?
Bold? Under normal circumstances; yes.

But this is DSP we're talking about, so it was a given that easily manipulated mentally and socially handicapped individuals would cough up the cash. I mean, think about it: has there ever been a DSP "emergency" situation that didn't bring in more money than usual? I can't think of a single one. Somehow, these people always find ways to cough up the extra money DSP (says he) needs.
 
Bold? Under normal circumstances; yes.

But this is DSP we're talking about, so it was a given that easily manipulated mentally and socially handicapped individuals would cough up the cash. I mean, think about it: has there ever been a DSP "emergency" situation that didn't bring in more money than usual? I can't think of a single one. Somehow, these people always find ways to cough up the extra money DSP (says he) needs.
It's mind boggling that one of the few times they didn't hit one of his "goals" (not an emergency to be fair), was to include khet in a DSP tries it. I'm not even sure that they would have followed up on it, but the fact that the ♿ didn't come through just amazes me.

Edit: And apparently the goalposts just moved to him needing $800 now to afford his bills AND mario. So he now needs to hit the goals bolth times tomorrow, even though he will somehow have Mario already and be playing it??
 
I BARELY use paypal, and even I have the paypal cash card, because I just figured I would sign up for it one day. Which means I have instant access to paypal cash that I receive. I can transfer the amount to my checking account for free if I wait the 2 business days. This guy is so fucking dumb. And even if he does have the paypal cash card, then he is lying about instant transfers and fees. Take your pick
Another idiot. *angry wet snort* That's not how the world works! I can't just wait for 2 days I need that money NOW so I can pay for pull- uh I mean my yearly quarterly monthly weekly daily hourly minutely secondly basic bills! See what I mean? I constantly get abuse from stupid little kids who don't understand anything about how a business should be run, they're just in their mom's basements going on KiwiFarms making up crazy conspiracy theories, they don't realize how hard it is to be a full-time robust mature adult like me. I mean they probably didn't even get $100k in credit card debt cleared out in a bankruptcy ACK ACK ACK.

Lemme just take out this trash. *leans in* Sorry you had to see this, chat. *disgusting pig burp* UUUGH THAT WAS DISGUSTING I APOLOGIZE!
 
I can transfer the amount to my checking account for free if I wait the 2 business days.
I did some transfers to my bank the other day and let me tell you idk if it takes longer if it were more money but my transfer happened within one business day, in fact it was less than 24 hours. Idk what the fuck phil is thinking if he is ok with that 1% transfer fee adding up over time. If phil hits 2 tips goals a day that's 2$ in fees per day, x300 streaming days. Imagine if someone gave Phil 600$ for literally nothing, that's how much money Phil is giving up because he has to get those wrestling pixels right away.
 
My guy, what the fuck are you on? :stress:
A cocktail of shit, pick and pop~ I'm like Phil but with pills and not boogies :)

On a real note he had his 400$ internet bill to pay earlier did he bounce a check for it or something cause I checked in and his bill just rocketed up to 800$ by some magical means? I can only imagine bounce fee's if not outright GACHA jpegs :)
 
I love how Phil brings up Rambo everytime he talks about mario, "Well me and John played this 6 years ago" like somehow if you donate money John is going to magically appear in the upcoming playthrough. Just another scumbag way he tricks his fans into donating.

I remember when he played the Sonic Mario Olympics game thinking it would be a huge hit because everybody loved it when he played it with Rambo and friends, then as he's playing it he slowly realizes it wasn't him that made those playthroughs entertaining and then blames the game and ragequits it.

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Oh how things have changed.
 
Is there a way to find which games Phil has played in chronological order? I'm thinking of watching some tihydps and want to see how how he's gotten worse over the years
As lazy as Phil is, he at least has made playlists of all of his entire playthroughs. So you can go to his channel, go to his playlists, and then scroll 5 minutes to the bottom to see the order which he's played them. Then you can find the TIHYDP of those games from people worth giving the view to. In case you don't know, then it should be noted the first TIHYDP was Metal Gear Solid 2
 
highly doubt it, if memory serves there is that vlog where Phil and Pandalee went to a gamecon and while filming the room, she's sprawled across the bed DTF and he just doesn't give a fuck and keeps filming.
Yeah I remember that too. I'm not saying Phil has a huge sexual appetite or even a normal one. But the incident did happen... maybe he only gets the urge on every 3rd full moon or something but it's there, you don't accidentally jerk off for the internet without ever feeling sexual urges. My wild baseless speculation is that roughly every 180 days when Phil feels the thirst, he just wants his real adult wife to acknowledge his clown penis but she declines. And now he has realized that he will never have sex again. Ever, and because of that all things representing intimacy or even the female form must be purged.
 
I remember when he played the Sonic Mario Olympics game thinking it would be a huge hit because everybody loved it when he played it with Rambo and friends, then as he's playing it he slowly realizes it wasn't him that made those playthroughs entertaining and then blames the game and ragequits it.

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I legit hope John Rambo is doing well for himself.
 
I have a theory that Phil actually has a sex drive but Kat wont put out because he's disgusting, which is why he gets weird about sexual related things in games.

  1. He's not interested in women.
  2. Women are not interested in him. Except one, once, before she got out in the world & saw actual men.
  3. He's too bigoted & underevolved to know that his homogay is nothing to be embarrassed about, & even if it was, it'd be a brazillion times less humiliating than any aspect of the rest of his behavior on any other randomly selected day of his life.
  4. Even if he decided one day not to care about this, he's not enough of a man to withstand one sentence of getting teased about it, no matter how laughably beta the source.
  5. He's too much of a faggot to have the courage to embrace what's really going on inside him.
  6. He ramped up the sex allergy theatrics when he became aware that people have figured this shit out about him, & in his amoebaic brain, publicly acting like such a bodycringe-inducing faggot at all degrees of pixelated intimacy insulates him from further scrutiny.
  7. And also yes, Katherine wouldn't fuck him with a bargepole anyway (see #2).
  8. No self-respecting man would ever lay the yard of dick on him that he's craving so hard, either.
 
The other day I was watching his raw gameplay and someone brought up the fact that he said his gout was the fault of his aunt, he got legitimately angry ,made a face of disgust and said "You think I blame my gout on my aunt?....FUCK YOU, seriously FUCK YOU" . I have the theory that Phil lies so much about everything that he actually doesn't remember what he said so sometimes he gets angry thinking people are putting words in his mouth when that's what he actually said.
 
I remember when he played the Sonic Mario Olympics game thinking it would be a huge hit because everybody loved it when he played it with Rambo and friends, then as he's playing it he slowly realizes it wasn't him that made those playthroughs entertaining and then blames the game and ragequits it.

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This might be a stretch, but when Phil seemed happy or at least content with his friends around during play through and had some social interaction. Now, in Phil's adult house as he calls it seems like a prison. Only social interaction he gets is his chat which most people aren't even there for him or his Wife.

Sounds like pure hell to me.
 
The other day I was watching his raw gameplay and someone brought up the fact that he said his gout was the fault of his aunt, he got legitimately angry ,made a face of disgust and said "You think I blame my gout on my aunt?....FUCK YOU, seriously FUCK YOU" . I have the theory that Phil lies so much about everything that he actually doesn't remember what he said so sometimes he gets angry thinking people are putting words in his mouth when that's what he actually said.
That's pretty much a problem with every pathological liar.

Someone who lies as much as Phil does can't possibly remember all of his narratives. He also many times lies about something that has hard evidence against it, e.g. denying that he said that he'd slap a little girl.

Which reminds me that the way he lied about that ("You think I'd still be on Twitch if I had said I'd slap a little girl?") is EXACTLY the same as when he recently addressed the WWE Champions thing ("You think my bankruptcy would have been granted if that was me?"). Curious, huh.
 
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Sounds like pure hell to me.
I wouldn't say Phil is miserable or suffering. He's comfortable, he's stable, and he's in a position where he doesn't want to take risks. But he's obviously not happy either, given how irritable, paranoid, and prone to starting arguments he is. The word I'd use is "complacent". His life could be so much more than it is, but he lacks the motivation, planning skills, and energy to do so. So he takes what he can get, never rocking the boat and never taking issue with having to do the same things over and over, day in day out. Which of course, makes it so that when things finally do change, it'll be all the more devastating.
The fact that he was willing to give the "WULL I GUESS THAT'S IT FOR THE VEST STREAK, DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD LAST FOREVER I'M HAPPY IT WENT AS LONG AS IT DID..." speech literally hundreds of times speaks volumes about his personality.
 
I wouldn't say Phil is miserable or suffering. He's comfortable, he's stable, and he's in a position where he doesn't want to take risks. But he's obviously not happy either, given how irritable, paranoid, and prone to starting arguments he is. The word I'd use is "complacent". His life could be so much more than it is, but he lacks the motivation, planning skills, and energy to do so. So he takes what he can get, never rocking the boat and never taking issue with having to do the same things over and over, day in day out. Which of course, makes it so that when things finally do change, it'll be all the more devastating.
The fact that he was willing to give the "WULL I GUESS THAT'S IT FOR THE VEST STREAK, DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD LAST FOREVER I'M HAPPY IT WENT AS LONG AS IT DID..." speech literally hundreds of times speaks volumes about his personality.
I tend to disagree. He seems miserable as fuck to me. He is married and spends many nights arguing with haters on Twitter until late at night, probably drunk. That's not the behavior of someone who is happy and in a healthy relationship.

And not to mention his severe addiction to gacha and the anxiety that he probably has if he did in fact lie in his bankruptcy documents about his business expenses.

Oh, and he also has zero friends. Zero male friends he can talk to. Only his circus of rejects is there to talk to and laugh at him.

Phil's not in the absolute bottom simply because he's still making money. With money, he can run away from these real needs and substitute them with worthless shit like gacha, eating restaurant food etc.
 
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