US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Can't verify so it just might be bullshit. Funny nevertheless.

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“How much do you stand to earn from these vaccines, Dr. Fauci? And, Joe, if you continue with this course of action, I will authorize the state National Guard to protect the movement of Floridians,” DeSantis said.

“Address me as Mr. President or President Biden,” Biden said.

“I will not, and you can go fuck yourself,” DeSantis said before hanging up.
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Roybertitos said:
hopefully he doesn't get assblasted by the news after that one.
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Happening right now as we speak, bby. Works as an early "pee pee poo poo" dossier for the media, seeing as they have to save their boys Cuomo and Newsom, as well as the Midwest Gang. There's also the matter of stomping out any Trumpers in government against Herr Biden, especially after Greene got canned.

EDIT: Speaking of Cuomo, guess who's coming to lunch with Biden?
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CrippleThreat said:
Happening right now as we speak, bby. Works as an early "pee pee poo poo" dossier for the media, seeing as they have to save their boys Cuomo and Newsom, as well as the Midwest Gang. There's also the matter of stomping out any Trumpers in government against Herr Biden, especially after Greene got canned.

EDIT: Speaking of Cuomo, guess who's coming to lunch with Biden?
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Cuomo has done his part to remove the Orange Man. Now he’s going to get his knighthood and rewards and his well earned place in the progressive utopia. I wonder if he’ll try to pitch public MAGA executions by guillotine in Times Square.
 
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Ruin said:
Biden supposedly has a 70% approval rating which puts him at historically unprecedented third world dictator fake polls levels of support.

They're not even bothering to try and make the propaganda realistic anymore.
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I think a 70% approval rating is plausible if he was doing absolutely nothing and everything was okay, but we're still in the midst of an economic downturn, many places are still locked down, and the death tolls for this pandemic are still being blasted. So I don't know where 70% approval would be coming from.
 
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Zero Day Defense said:
I think a 70% approval rating is plausible if he was doing absolutely nothing and everything was okay, but we're still in the midst of an economic downturn, many places are still locked down, and the death tolls for this pandemic are still being blasted. So I don't know where 70% approval would be coming from.
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Only about 47% of the country identify as Democrats. A 70% approval rating would mean half of independents and Republicans approve of Biden too which is bullshit.
 
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Zero Day Defense said:
I think a 70% approval rating is plausible if he was doing absolutely nothing and everything was okay, but we're still in the midst of an economic downturn, many places are still locked down, and the death tolls for this pandemic are still being blasted. So I don't know where 70% approval would be coming from.
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Assuming the numbers are truthful (that's a big ask), the answer it's pretty simple: selection bias. Sure, they can say they polled in areas that have a 50/50 partisan split, but if they surreptitiously polled disproportionate amount of, say... college-educated people in the education and/or financial sector... you're going to get skewed numbers.

Remember: statistics is the art of torturing numbers until they say what exactly you want them to say.
 
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If faggo Romney starts attacking Desantis you know they’re scared.

Nikki Haley just shot her low chances in the foot by saying they shouldn’t have followed Trump (don’t have the article on my phone), Desantis just needs to keep doing the good work and only counterpunching, just to see the RINOs be unable to use “mean tweets” as a response

With Cuomo and his staff admitting they withheld nursing home deaths let that wop albatross hang on Biden today
 
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Ruin said:
Biden supposedly has a 70% approval rating which puts him at historically unprecedented third world dictator fake polls levels of support.

They're not even bothering to try and make the propaganda realistic anymore.
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If true we need to start quizzing people on the specific policies of Biden and how it affects them.

In my stats class in college, my final project was based on state and federal gun law knowledge in correlation with their position on gun control.

Not surprisingly the people that supported gun control the most had the least knowledge on firearms.
 
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