DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Big Brown Schlub]

Laptop is getting slow and locking up you guise... I just had to smack it... I think I'm gonna need YOU, YES, YOU to buy me the newest hottest ASUS ROG because I need that to read chat on twitch. Sound good?

 

[marlintan]

Give me the rainbows, but there is no whale big enough to keep Phil afloat indefinitely. No matter how much money he gets, he'll find a way to blow it all. At some point the ship will sink.

The ship is permanently sinking, just like the pride goes before the fall,.. there will be no fall, and the pride will remain.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"If I was playing WWE Champions, why did I get the bankruptcy?" - Phil Burnell

Yes, Phil. That is how the world works. Everything is 100% fair. Here are some more truths to prove Phil is right.

"If I killed Nichole Brown and Ron Goldman, why did they find me not guilty?" - OJ Simpson

"If I raped a child, why am I not in jail?" - Roman Polanski

"If I didn't kill myself, why am I dead?" - Jeffrey Epstein

"If Scientology is fake, why does it have so many followers?" - Ron Hubbard

 

[ZehnBoat]

"If I was playing WWE Champions, why did I get the bankruptcy?" - Phil Burnell

Yes, Phil. That is how the world works. Everything is 100% fair. Here are some more truths to prove Phil is right.

"If I killed Nichole Brown and Ron Goldman, why did they find me not guilty?" - OJ Simpson

"If I raped a child, why am I not in jail?" - Roman Polanski

"If I didn't kill myself, why am I dead?" - Jeffrey Epstein

"If Scientology is fake, why does it have so many followers?" - Ron Hubbard

if detractors are doing illegal things, then why aren't they all in jail?

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

I think he has got to the point that he just ignores chat.

Now you might say, 'but doesnt he always ignore chat?'

Yes. He ignores it and selectively reads out what he likes. But I've now seen almost a dozen streams recently where 90% of the chat is shitting on Phil and he ignores it so he doesnt have his world view shattered. He literally stares at it, says nothing and goes back to the game. Now, he does that sometimes when he cant find a comment he likes. But he isnt even calling out the trolls, he is staring into the abyss (that is his chat), sees trolls and just mental blocks them. And the trolls have a LOT of free rein (bless the mahds).

The absolute power of the pigroach. The ability to see offensive things, blink and suddenly forget that something tried to permeate his bubble.

It's true, he's not a children's entertainer. But the "children" part isn't the problem; he's not an entertainer. No charisma, no skill, no stories, no sense of humour, no desire to do anything in life besides nothing. It's something you can take courses on and learn. But that would involve someone else telling him how to behave. Why change when his life is perfect!

His inability read a tip when it comes in or acknowledge what the message meant is beyond deplorable. I think it was last night someone said they were going on a trip to a national park (?) in a specific car. Like a 30 year old Land Rover or similar? Engage with the guy, he gave you money! He mentioned the specific car so he obviously has an interest in them. Ask him why that car, how much it cost, what has he done to prepare it, how much fuel will it use? Anything! DSP obviously didn't know where the place was. Nothing wrong with that. I guarantee maybe 1 person in this thread could know where Old Woking is without looking. Admit you don't know, ask him where it is, why that place, how far is it, the weather, has he been before?

DSP has no ability to interact with people on any level besides "thanks for the money, dummy". His conversations with Khet must be a serious of clicks and teeth sucking sound.

Reeekeeeta does a similar thing with letting tips stack up, but that's a different type of stream. Plus he's really good at engaging viewers and thinks about tip message rather than just the money attached to it. Then there's trash like Tim Pool who I bundle with DSP. He reads out messages up to 20 minutes after they arrive so they're completely out of context and brushes the majority of them to the side. The messages are normally pertinent to what is happening right now, so read them now or as close as you can! I don't watch any game play streamers apart from the train wrecks, but I'd like to think they care more about the people giving them money than the boring game play they're putting out.

 

[SojiroSakura]

I'm fairly positive he's got another whale lined up to hit the 200$, but if not, it'll be funny to see if he complains about not getting that even though he already hit the goal.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

So some tipped him $48 to hit the tips goal. No message attached, and it's a person that doesn't show up on pigpiggo, and I've never heard of before (MuthaPhukkaJones), and Phil doesnt find it suspicious at all. Gee, I wonder why that is ? This person also uses the same 3 word name, with the same capitalizations. Man, if only we could figure out who it is ? I guess its probably just some cuck that will never be made a mod, and is just continuously flushing their money down the WWE Champions toilet. They cant even get recognition for their money because they are also just as paranoid as DSP and have to have a bunch of sock puppet accounts. Oh well

 

[Iron Father]

So not to derail the sperging out currently happening in tandem, but I’ve always wondered. Why do people call Kat a horse? Like, yeah, okay, she’s not the best looking woman, but honestly aside from her teeth being low and showing gums, I don’t really get it.

Especially when there’s people like h3h3’s wife who fits that description better imo.

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If one woman looks like a horse, no other woman can also look like a horse, because... reasons? Because of her teeth and gums, don't overthink it.

 

[gh0stzero]

So not to derail the sperging out currently happening in tandem, but I’ve always wondered. Why do people call Kat a horse? Like, yeah, okay, she’s not the best looking woman, but honestly aside from her teeth being low and showing gums, I don’t really get it.

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Being a Jew is her excuse though. Whats kats excuse for looking like a horse?

 

[tzgnilki]

oh god, he's collecting all the stars

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Being a Jew is her excuse though. Whats kats excuse for looking like a horse?

Got possessed by a horse demon

 

[Iron Father]

Got possessed by a horse demon

Ludwig?

 

[Billericay Dickie]

So some tipped him $48 to hit the tips goal. No message attached, and it's a person that doesn't show up on pigpiggo, and I've never heard of before (MuthaPhukkaJones), and Phil doesnt find it suspicious at all. Gee, I wonder why that is This person also uses the same 3 word name, with the same capitalizations. Man, if only we could figure out who it is ? I guess its probably just some cuck that will never be made a mod, and is just continuously flushing their money down the WWE Champions toilet. They cant even get recognition

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I have a teeth fetish and will say for someone who has lived her kind life her teeth are remarkably perfect . Since she married Phil I'm rolling with fake but well built. Someone liked teeth with their rent payments I assume.

......What in the name of fuck are you talking about??

I'd still fuck Katherine's brains out tbh ngl, at least in 2017-18 before she ate 1000 lbs of mashed potatoes

A sum total of literally no one cares. Also, gross.


Can anyone else who wants to thirst on this dopey bitch please take it over to her Spec thread, or some other place on here I generally never read? Fuck.

 

[Surly Muppet]

It's also the 12th. This is the day where OiC said whatever financial issues he was having would be resolved, allowing him to contribute again. I assume this corresponds with him getting a biweekly paycheck early because of the holiday.
Either Phil's whales are pulling some 'I am Spartacus' shit and all making OiC socks for some collective trolling, or this one particular donkey whale has an ego and he is too high on himself to act any different even when trying to obfuscate who he is. For some reason.

DownFromTheRafters has the same problem. So does Phil.
I have to distinguish there because they're totally two separate people. Otherwise there would have been no bankruptcy.

 

[strandedcastaway]

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Katherine's mouth/maxilla to face ratio is something I've never seen.

I'd still fuck Katherine's brains out tbh ngl, at least in 2017-18 before she ate 1000 lbs of mashed potatoes

Kat's not hideous but her personality is so boring for someone raised by an insane mom. Then again, her being boring fits perfectly with Phil.

 

[Iron Father]

IT'S NAHT OKAY IF WE (lol "we") DON'T HIT THE TIPS GOAL TONIGHT!

 

[Surly Muppet]

IT'S NAHT OKAY IF WE (lol "we") DON'T HIT THE TIPS GOAL TONIGHT!

No no, see this is all fine. You're ignoring context and semantics, which are the absolute most important things in any argument.
Contributions aren't mandatory.
Hitting the tips goal is 'not okay', but you still don't actually have to pay to watch the stream. You don't have to give Phil money for him to live. If you're morally alright with allowing him to waste away and have his whole innocent family die because Phil can't afford groceries, then that's on you. Nobody has a gun to your head, okay? Sound good?

You don't have to pay your indulgences to the Church of the Pig, you'll just burn in eternal hellfire if you don't. But if you're okay with that, then more power to you. The rest of us are going to pay our lord and savior and be redeemed when Rambo returns to save us all from the second bankruptcy.

Not a cult though.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

oh god, he's collecting all the stars

Anything not to play Divinity!

 

[Iron Father]

No no, see this is all fine. You're ignoring context and semantics, which are the absolute most important things in any argument.
Contributions aren't mandatory.
Hitting the tips goal is 'not okay', but you still don't actually have to pay to watch the stream. You don't have to give Phil money for him to live. If you're morally alright with allowing him to waste away and have his whole innocent family die because Phil can't afford groceries, then that's on you. Nobody has a gun to your head, okay? Sound good?

You don't have to pay your indulgences to the Church of the Pig, you'll just burn in eternal hellfire if you don't. But if you're okay with that, then more power to you. The rest of us are going to pay our lord and savior and be redeemed when Rambo returns to save us all from the second bankruptcy.

Not a cult though.

You don't have to kahntribute but if nobody does he'll whine the whole time and ruin the stream by acting mopey and short-tempered. Definitely not a disgusting manipulative tactic or anything.

The guy loves to avoid criticism and accountability by playing word games. It's not mandatory and there's no gun, but he'll hold games, cats, food, vests, glasses, even positivity itself hostage if he doesn't get those sweet sweet tardbucks.