PaleTay
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Oh he's that guy. I remember listening to the Ouroboros cycle and at first it seemed interesting but it later devolved into some shit tier action movie script.
SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans
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The first three parts of Ouroboros don't have too much action, but the last part is much more action-oriented, and the action only gets more absurd as the story progresses. By the end two guys are fighting to the death with godlike powers because they're both wielding overpowered SCP objects, and at that point the story barely even feels like it's taking place in the SCP universe anymore.
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fuck dont remind me of this shit
fuuuck that hits a note
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Slightly off-topic but I returned to both RPC (fucking cool event btw) and SCP after awhile to catch up. Let's go through a personal highlight reel I made, shall we?
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rounderhouse-critique-guide - Really not that bad, the SCP Wiki could actually benefit from a proper guide like this. I just find this absolutely hilarious because of *who* is writing it. Also, these "invalid" reasons for downvoting strike me as quite fitting for Rounder:
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/broken-masquerade-epistolary - dude look at this
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/cupid-contest-2021 - i have a bad feeling about this
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-time-after-time-password-hub - Another tale series involving a weird and mysterious subclass of anomalies, clearly riding off the coattails of The Antimemetics Division (which, by the way, is the best thing written on this side: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub, originally came back just to reread). It's really nothing special. Only mentioning it here because *good lord the art*. It doesn't take a genius to figure out either the artist traced this shit, or he was rubbing his face against the reference while drawing it. The dialogue is about what you'd expect, what with semi-ironic, quirky 20 year olds making sarcastic quips about a meandering plot we're supposed to take seriously. But by god the fucking art.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/spreadsheets-and-railcars - I don't know which SCP made this popular but can we fuck off with the long gaps already? I have a feeling the author only put this in to make the tale longer. It starts off with grad-school art student vent poetry, forces me to rev up my scrolling wheel like a motorcycle, and ends with... something? I don't get the ending. My best guess is it has to do something with D-Class mistreatment.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-word-serpent - Holy shit this one is good. I'm a writer so I may be a bit biased, but the relatability coupled with the effective stinger at the end sells this for me. Such a creative take on the Serpent, too. Amazing pacing, amazing descriptions, and every sentence carries its own weighty punch that propels me to the end. These tales are the type of shit that gives me some faith in the wiki.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rounderhouse-proposal - really old O5s dicking around in a mansion. piss-poor attempts at creating characters, and dont even get me started on Rounder's attempts to flesh out actual human beings in this work. Christ, it's like he wrote this because he's a big boy author who talks to kaktus, so he thought "hmm, all the cool kids have 001s, so I should have one too!" Nothing about this is genuine.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/sc-11-11-1-i - What is this even supposed to be? I swear this author spammed out like 20 others just like it within a week. As Ihp puts it in the discussion, is the vaguely Nazi propoganda-esque langiage supposed to make me feel uneasy? Call me a fascist chud all you want but all I see here is a stray piece of worldbuilding with nothing else attatched to it. This is a nothing article. It's filler.
Checked the author's profile. http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/pixelatedharmony holy shit what a sperg. Starting fights on nearly every post, and spammed out enough low-effort tales she she could make an author page-- http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/pixelatedharmonyauthorpage. Astonishing.
That's all for now. I might do another one of these in the future. We'll see.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rounderhouse-critique-guide - Really not that bad, the SCP Wiki could actually benefit from a proper guide like this. I just find this absolutely hilarious because of *who* is writing it. Also, these "invalid" reasons for downvoting strike me as quite fitting for Rounder:
Says a lot about what format he desperately clings to. Modern SCP authors can't stick with the proper format for their lives. It needs to have that dumbass ACS thing and it needs to be an entire novel about gay sex furries with the SCP object itself lingering in the background. Quaint.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/broken-masquerade-epistolary - dude look at this
The sheer amount of GoIs shoved into this hurts my head. This disuaded me from reading the rest of the series. The format and narrative is all over the place too. From the top of my head I recollect this has something to do with Broken Masquerade? But so much shit happens that I forced it out of my memory. However I do appreciate that they made fun of furries.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/cupid-contest-2021 - i have a bad feeling about this
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-time-after-time-password-hub - Another tale series involving a weird and mysterious subclass of anomalies, clearly riding off the coattails of The Antimemetics Division (which, by the way, is the best thing written on this side: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub, originally came back just to reread). It's really nothing special. Only mentioning it here because *good lord the art*. It doesn't take a genius to figure out either the artist traced this shit, or he was rubbing his face against the reference while drawing it. The dialogue is about what you'd expect, what with semi-ironic, quirky 20 year olds making sarcastic quips about a meandering plot we're supposed to take seriously. But by god the fucking art.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/spreadsheets-and-railcars - I don't know which SCP made this popular but can we fuck off with the long gaps already? I have a feeling the author only put this in to make the tale longer. It starts off with grad-school art student vent poetry, forces me to rev up my scrolling wheel like a motorcycle, and ends with... something? I don't get the ending. My best guess is it has to do something with D-Class mistreatment.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-word-serpent - Holy shit this one is good. I'm a writer so I may be a bit biased, but the relatability coupled with the effective stinger at the end sells this for me. Such a creative take on the Serpent, too. Amazing pacing, amazing descriptions, and every sentence carries its own weighty punch that propels me to the end. These tales are the type of shit that gives me some faith in the wiki.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rounderhouse-proposal - really old O5s dicking around in a mansion. piss-poor attempts at creating characters, and dont even get me started on Rounder's attempts to flesh out actual human beings in this work. Christ, it's like he wrote this because he's a big boy author who talks to kaktus, so he thought "hmm, all the cool kids have 001s, so I should have one too!" Nothing about this is genuine.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/sc-11-11-1-i - What is this even supposed to be? I swear this author spammed out like 20 others just like it within a week. As Ihp puts it in the discussion, is the vaguely Nazi propoganda-esque langiage supposed to make me feel uneasy? Call me a fascist chud all you want but all I see here is a stray piece of worldbuilding with nothing else attatched to it. This is a nothing article. It's filler.
Checked the author's profile. http://www.wikidot.com/user:info/pixelatedharmony holy shit what a sperg. Starting fights on nearly every post, and spammed out enough low-effort tales she she could make an author page-- http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/pixelatedharmonyauthorpage. Astonishing.
That's all for now. I might do another one of these in the future. We'll see.
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I know he checks here to see if we care enough, and his ego has so far been insulted that we haven’t so....
Dr “That’s it, this is a closed staff post” Magnus has resigned.
Very solemn and sad so I thought I’d say a few words. He was an admin and co-captain of the tech team (he called it “active captaincy”). He was a long-time author. I’m not sure if he was a he or not actually. He regularly gave criticism on drafts, often opening them up by noting that he was a super long time author and decorated user. He was diligent in calling out people for their dick-like behavior while doing the favor of demonstrating what acting like a dick looks like for those offenders in the process. His ability to make “jokes” out of flattery were second to none and he wielded this authority well in telling others repeatedly that their jokes were shit and “just not funny”.
Most notably was his prowess as a disciplinarian. He was a bulwark for closing contentious comment threads that got dangerously too close to the truth or hurting ruling class fee-fees, most often d-kak. He championed the surety of shutting down a post or two despite no mechanism of this on the actual tech side of the site allowing it, resourcefully bandaging the shortcomings with bullying and intimidation.
Let’s celebrate the career of this self-proclaimed doctor together by revisiting some of his most timeless words:
In short, a man (?) who never missed an opportunity to cite his role to force the conversation to end after his last word.
Dr “That’s it, this is a closed staff post” Magnus has resigned.
Very solemn and sad so I thought I’d say a few words. He was an admin and co-captain of the tech team (he called it “active captaincy”). He was a long-time author. I’m not sure if he was a he or not actually. He regularly gave criticism on drafts, often opening them up by noting that he was a super long time author and decorated user. He was diligent in calling out people for their dick-like behavior while doing the favor of demonstrating what acting like a dick looks like for those offenders in the process. His ability to make “jokes” out of flattery were second to none and he wielded this authority well in telling others repeatedly that their jokes were shit and “just not funny”.
Most notably was his prowess as a disciplinarian. He was a bulwark for closing contentious comment threads that got dangerously too close to the truth or hurting ruling class fee-fees, most often d-kak. He championed the surety of shutting down a post or two despite no mechanism of this on the actual tech side of the site allowing it, resourcefully bandaging the shortcomings with bullying and intimidation.
Let’s celebrate the career of this self-proclaimed doctor together by revisiting some of his most timeless words:
“I don't think you realize how offensive calling something like this "conversion therapy" is, to begin with.”
“There’s all kinds of subtle and not-so-subtle transphobia and homophobia here.”
“I'm also very, very concerned with the amount of attention you give to making sure we know that your main character is attracted to, and attractive to women. It's…offputting so early in the story, I guess?”
“For one, you've definitely offended me, straight up.”
(A marvelous repudiation, then immediately an appeal to ruling-class bias and group-think: )
“Implying my actions (since I am part of the chat and site disc staff) aren't objective is pretty wack. For two, just because you see something as trivial doesn't mean it is to staff. Opinions are subjective, and discipline is undertaken by consensus on both chat and site.” (Emphasis mine)
“Frankly, what you consider "stupid shit" and what staff believes are non-trivial issues are obviously very different.”
“Insinuating staff ban people based on personal feelings and not site rules is pretty wack.”
“no backseat modding please.”
“this is definitely not a good look, and against the rules.”
“This thread is marked closed. Do not respond to this thread unless you are staff. Failure to follow this directive may be met with disciplinary action.”
“Lemme be clear about this: Freedom of Speech is a right granted to US citizens under the first amendment, providing freedom from oppression by the government. We are under no obligation to provide the same rights, which is why we have rules against things like flamebait and overly political talk on the forums.”
“This post is locked, as nothing valuable has been added to this thread.”
“As Tuomey mentioned, a significant amount of staff are neurodivergent”
“This is completely unprompted transphobia, which has nothing to do with SCP in any way.”
“Underage people should not be joining the site. Please don't expose yourself and us to risk by doing so.”
“You don't get to choose whether or not your stuff gets a content warning, if staff feels it deserves a content warning. Is this harsh? Maybe. But my hard, and unbending line is "I am not willing to expose minors to adult content any longer on our website." (Emphasis mine)
“Please don't abbreviate ConProcs as "CP" for obvious reasons.”
“I'd downvote in a heartbeat if you made a "lol ur gay" joke on the wiki.”
“Also, as one of the authors who does write quite a bit of comedy on this site, you still need a narrative to make it work.”
“Secondly, are you aware of Haiti's past? And why this is extremely problematic in that regard, re: revolutions?”
“What a wonderful suggestion.
Thread locked.”
“I'm not sure we have an literal rule against parodying disciplinary matters, but it won't be viewed positively.”
“Said an ableist slur today, which is directly mentioned in the chat guide as a "thing not to say"
4:31:16 PM <Jak> TRutherford: pft, I wish I could do that. I'm too much of a fucking spazz to forget.
Escalating to a month per policy.”
“Hi there. Dr. Magnus here, resident expert in hand-to-hand combat, swordplay, combat in general.”
“I am objectively a really dangerous person in close quarters. But three guys could take me pretty easily, and I know exactly what I'm doing.”
“This is the same problem as using historic tragedies as an SCP, it's ascribing anomalous means to human actions.”
(Is also ok with SCP-4911 and defends criticisms of it as ‘personal attacks’.)
“Yeah, no. You don't get to play the "I'm being mistreated by critters because I'm a girl" card then brush off when people call you out for bullshit.” (Replace “girl” with “trans” or “gay” and see how he feels then. Sorry women, not enough oppression-wealth anymore, that stock has dropped.)
“This post is not going to win me any friends…
I strongly, vehemently disagree with this course of action.
Our Russian fundraiser was using our platform, to support the defense of our platform, and is wholeheartedly something the entire community would rally behind.
DrGears, who I love dearly and consider a friend, is an individual.
It's unethical, and wrong to use our platform to fundraise for an individual, no matter how worthy the cause.
...
To be even more clear, I am not opposed to a gofundme for gears. What I am majorly opposed to is using our platform to promote an individual's gofundme for something like this as it crosses a boundary between the personal and the professional.”
(But it is ok to put the pride flag atop the site?)
“Objectively, I think you're wrong.
This article has excellent comedic timing, narrative pacing, and subject matter development.”
“One, I'm not your buddy, pal.”
“Also. This is a closed staff post. Do not respond to closed staff posts, period end of story.”
“Edit: Scratch that. Thread locked.
Everyone calm the hell down.
LordGoopy, not only was RBG never called "Grand Wizard" you have violated a stop order.
I am escalating this behavior to disciplinary staff.”
“I can't help but feel like most of your complaints is projected bias.”
This doozy:
...and so so many more hits.
“There’s all kinds of subtle and not-so-subtle transphobia and homophobia here.”
“I'm also very, very concerned with the amount of attention you give to making sure we know that your main character is attracted to, and attractive to women. It's…offputting so early in the story, I guess?”
“For one, you've definitely offended me, straight up.”
(A marvelous repudiation, then immediately an appeal to ruling-class bias and group-think: )
“Implying my actions (since I am part of the chat and site disc staff) aren't objective is pretty wack. For two, just because you see something as trivial doesn't mean it is to staff. Opinions are subjective, and discipline is undertaken by consensus on both chat and site.” (Emphasis mine)
“Frankly, what you consider "stupid shit" and what staff believes are non-trivial issues are obviously very different.”
“Insinuating staff ban people based on personal feelings and not site rules is pretty wack.”
“no backseat modding please.”
“this is definitely not a good look, and against the rules.”
“This thread is marked closed. Do not respond to this thread unless you are staff. Failure to follow this directive may be met with disciplinary action.”
“Lemme be clear about this: Freedom of Speech is a right granted to US citizens under the first amendment, providing freedom from oppression by the government. We are under no obligation to provide the same rights, which is why we have rules against things like flamebait and overly political talk on the forums.”
“This post is locked, as nothing valuable has been added to this thread.”
“As Tuomey mentioned, a significant amount of staff are neurodivergent”
“This is completely unprompted transphobia, which has nothing to do with SCP in any way.”
“Underage people should not be joining the site. Please don't expose yourself and us to risk by doing so.”
“You don't get to choose whether or not your stuff gets a content warning, if staff feels it deserves a content warning. Is this harsh? Maybe. But my hard, and unbending line is "I am not willing to expose minors to adult content any longer on our website." (Emphasis mine)
“Please don't abbreviate ConProcs as "CP" for obvious reasons.”
“I'd downvote in a heartbeat if you made a "lol ur gay" joke on the wiki.”
“Also, as one of the authors who does write quite a bit of comedy on this site, you still need a narrative to make it work.”
“Secondly, are you aware of Haiti's past? And why this is extremely problematic in that regard, re: revolutions?”
“What a wonderful suggestion.
Thread locked.”
“I'm not sure we have an literal rule against parodying disciplinary matters, but it won't be viewed positively.”
“Said an ableist slur today, which is directly mentioned in the chat guide as a "thing not to say"
4:31:16 PM <Jak> TRutherford: pft, I wish I could do that. I'm too much of a fucking spazz to forget.
Escalating to a month per policy.”
“Hi there. Dr. Magnus here, resident expert in hand-to-hand combat, swordplay, combat in general.”
“I am objectively a really dangerous person in close quarters. But three guys could take me pretty easily, and I know exactly what I'm doing.”
“This is the same problem as using historic tragedies as an SCP, it's ascribing anomalous means to human actions.”
(Is also ok with SCP-4911 and defends criticisms of it as ‘personal attacks’.)
“Yeah, no. You don't get to play the "I'm being mistreated by critters because I'm a girl" card then brush off when people call you out for bullshit.” (Replace “girl” with “trans” or “gay” and see how he feels then. Sorry women, not enough oppression-wealth anymore, that stock has dropped.)
“This post is not going to win me any friends…
I strongly, vehemently disagree with this course of action.
Our Russian fundraiser was using our platform, to support the defense of our platform, and is wholeheartedly something the entire community would rally behind.
DrGears, who I love dearly and consider a friend, is an individual.
It's unethical, and wrong to use our platform to fundraise for an individual, no matter how worthy the cause.
...
To be even more clear, I am not opposed to a gofundme for gears. What I am majorly opposed to is using our platform to promote an individual's gofundme for something like this as it crosses a boundary between the personal and the professional.”
(But it is ok to put the pride flag atop the site?)
“Objectively, I think you're wrong.
This article has excellent comedic timing, narrative pacing, and subject matter development.”
“One, I'm not your buddy, pal.”
“Also. This is a closed staff post. Do not respond to closed staff posts, period end of story.”
“Edit: Scratch that. Thread locked.
Everyone calm the hell down.
LordGoopy, not only was RBG never called "Grand Wizard" you have violated a stop order.
I am escalating this behavior to disciplinary staff.”
“I can't help but feel like most of your complaints is projected bias.”
This doozy:
...and so so many more hits.
In short, a man (?) who never missed an opportunity to cite his role to force the conversation to end after his last word.
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Dude. What the fuck.
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That's because he is the ever so abrasive, the ex-pedoadmin himself, Roget. Despite his quitting from pedostaff he came back with a shiny new coat of paint. http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13988307/non-disciplinary-record-pixelatedharmony-rjb-r
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holy shit the twist
FreedomMussel
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Oh God! I used to read SCP articles in the early '10s. All the stuff that happened since then sounds absolutely nauseating. To think I actually wanted to write one myself!
I keep getting SCP vids in my YT recs and I'm constantly repulsed by the reminders. Ignorance is truly bliss. Is there any chance the community will actually collapse in the foreseeable future?
I keep getting SCP vids in my YT recs and I'm constantly repulsed by the reminders. Ignorance is truly bliss. Is there any chance the community will actually collapse in the foreseeable future?
ScatmansWorld
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So I went back to view the scp wiki on a whim and clicked the first scp article I saw, and this is the page it brought me to.
Just why? Why do articles have their own custom site headers with gay flag logos? Why the 4 extra types of classes? Why the social media links in the top left that completely ruin the suspension of disbelief that it's supposed to be an actual wiki for bizarre and unexplained beings and phenomena? Where did it go so wrong?
Just why? Why do articles have their own custom site headers with gay flag logos? Why the 4 extra types of classes? Why the social media links in the top left that completely ruin the suspension of disbelief that it's supposed to be an actual wiki for bizarre and unexplained beings and phenomena? Where did it go so wrong?
Bionicle of War
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"SCP-5494 is to be contained by the cultural practices of the First Peoples of the Great Lakes".
Looks like it's another "fuck you, whitey" entry too. I hadn't thought the term 'First Peoples' had gained much use outside of specific academic circles either, but I could be wrong.
Shitassdeaddude
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Do it. Just put it on RPC or better yet, make it your own thing.
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This says it all, really. He's basically admitting that he doesn't care about the opinions of people who don't have power. At least he's honest, I guess.
Don't you know? Helping to fund the cancer treatment of one of the most important authors and staff members in the wiki's history isn't acceptable because it's just too unprofessional.
Unlikely. Staff have covered up the bad shit well enough that most of the wiki's userbase either doesn't know or remains convinced that it's all a lie made up by big bad Kiwi Farms to destroy the wiki for being too supportive of gay people or something. Spreading this information to enough people for something to actually happen is going to be difficult.
FreedomMussel
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What kind of organization would use a wiki? If it's trying to be immersive, then it would use formatting that emulates the feeling of reading a physical document with folders, staples, paperclips, xerox artifacts, etc.
Edit: Just my opinion, tho. Feel free to disregard. Sorry.
It's also kind of racist because the many tribes had their own cultural traditions and weren't a monolith. You get the distinct impression it was written by a white person with no knowledge of those cultures.
Edit: In the SCP, not the word itself. My point is that a magical ritual to contain something would be highly culturally specific. “First Nations” is about as specific as “European” or “Asian.”
I'm not in the mood for the SCP style of horror anymore. It works more in the imagination than in practice.
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FreedomMussel
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Do they not watch the news? Millionaires couldn't keep that stuff hidden forever. It will come out eventually, but the consequences will be much worse the longer it delays.
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The 4 extra classes thing is some shitty nu scp formatting that a bunch of people adopted and the mods encouraged. they added some extra classifications that dont really mean anything and just look fancy. But I vastly perfer the old style not because "old good new bad" but because I just dont like the dots. other SCPs have better looking custom formatting than this.
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There’s no limit to how deeply they will inhale their own farts, is there? Sounds like latching onto another meaningless academic novelty that is valued for the sake of being academic & novel. Is such a thing as “First Peoples” even possible, really? Isn’t there someone who was always there before? All the way back until you aren’t in even archaeological history and at non-human ancestors? It seems there’s no non-arbitrary way to determine the “first” or the “peoples”. It only pantomimes making any sense when shoved into the omnipresent oppressor-oppressed value system of their critical race theorizing, which is why they love it. “Peoples” is gay too.
That makes me realize; SCP is a lesser clone of academia in a lot of ways. Liberal attention whores clawing desperately for some innovation so they can grunt out a turd and say that they are published. Their cohort are the kind of people who find this impressive and will ignore how stupid the innovation is in order to simulate intelligence.
This was Roget’s — er,
pixieharmony’s — recommendation. It really typifies the culture’s current attitude. The rest of the staff lapped up his idea with no push back. (Or “her” idea? What an ugly “woman” he would convince himself that he is!)When the site started to be run by insecure transgender activists. No one gives a shit if they are transgender or insecure, only when they demanded we respect them for it.
Shitassdeaddude
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I'd actually put it way earlier. Back when the old guard decided that you had to jump through a million and a half loop-de-loops to write for the site instead of doing some basic per-submission quality control like any sane publication. It created this weird culture of pseudo-intellectualism and elitism that inflated the egos of guys like kaktus. Fishmonger was a really early example, but he was such a blatant and unrepentant asshole that they eventually kicked him out anyway. It wasn't until Containment Breach started getting played by all the Markipliers and Pewdiepies on youtube and twitch that the tumblr crowd really swooped in. Armchair-Activist shit is one problem with SCP, sure, but I'd say the bigger issue is the way their elitist culture built this big inner clique of untouchables that were allowed to do whatever-the-fuck they wanted. And god forbid you tell the emperors they have no clothes.
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That’s true. The activism is just the sediment of this that’s floated to the top and settled as the crust. The whole thing is an abscess. But they can’t have the pus pocket popping, so you get an Internet Outreach (surveillance) patrol to safe guard their image where they can’t directly control it (through censorship). And they decide to put the social media buttons where they are in their order of importance; right at the top.
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That old screenshot of the front page hurts to look at, man.