Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[JektheDumbass]

Or maybe he would see all the women he's ever been hot for (especially T-Swiz, Arianna, Katy Perry, etc.) all banging a bunch of hot studs in front of him, everyone of them alternating between moaning in pleasure and laughing at him? Or maybe the veil of ego and narcissism would fall away from his eyes and he would see himself for how he is and how the rest of the world sees him? Or it could just be that chemicals in his brain meats are so unbalanced and out of whack that drugs like LSD and DMT would have little impact on him and he'd see things the way he always does? Who knows?

He'd definitely see them drag him the mud.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

thanks for posting the latest case update!
What are your thoughts are on the likelihood of this being granted?

I'm just a humble autist, not a practicing civil attorney. That said, I think this case- or one specific part of it- is actually going to get past Russ's other attempts in federal court where he faceplants on service and gets dismissed. He's got a lot of issues but the court is probably more willing to give him leeway to correct if it thinks he has an actual cause of action for copyright (as opposed to literally everything in his other lawsuits). I don't see why he doesn't just request to serve the attorney who has been entered on the case (an LLC needs an attorey to represent itself) but then again he seems to be trying to sue Null personally... probably one of the problems he'll have.

My god, does Null not give an address and tell them to serve him there to every single person who threatens to sue him? Why is it so hard for Russ to serve the people he's suing?

Proper service generally requires more than sending something by mail. Even if a web page says "send your garbage lawsuits here" any deviation from the service rules would have to be signed off on by the court.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I don't see why he doesn't just request to serve the attorney who has been entered on the case (an LLC needs an attorey to represent itself)

Assuming that Russel put any thought into it, probably because he's not suing Lolcow LLC, and because no Lawyer has yet been entered for Lolcow LLC.

but then again he seems to be trying to sue Null personally... probably one of the problems he'll have.

Yup, and that's a big problem. Another huge one is that he failed to follow even the bare basics of requesting alternative service, which is why I'm not positive the court would give him a chance to fix it. All the caselaw I am aware of that allowed the amendment of that motion, included the required affidavit, something Russel had not done. Closest caselaw I can find to this situation is perhaps Silva v. Silva, 402 P.3d 36, 2017 UT App 125 (2017), but even that is not exactly good because in that case, the plaintiff at least tried serving the defendant before filling the motion, unlike Russel.
This might be Russel's biggest achievement, screwing up so badly, his case becomes caselaw.

 

[For the Love of Mancy]

But I'd still love to see what happens to him if he did drop Acid.

I’d love to see him go out to Zion and take some peyote.

I know a girl who dropped acid and listened to Beyonce. She claims she had a spiritual experience where Beyonce seemed to be in the room speaking directly to her and giving her life advice.

“Fear not Russell, for I am your spirit guide.”

Or maybe he would see all the women he's ever been hot for (especially T-Swiz, Arianna, Katy Perry, etc.) all banging a bunch of hot studs in front of him,

The tattoo photoshop should be convincing enough for him.

 

[Strelok]

Man, one practice session with a band (that he had to pay to play with him) and he thinks he's a shoe-in for AGT. When he inevitably doesn't get on he's going to rage so hard. Especially since he's spent money he can't afford to waste on musicians and a keytar that's going collect dust.

The only chance he has getting on the show is if they bring him on to laugh at him because he's so terrible. But with today's cancel culture I think the chances of that are close to zero.

They never were going to let him on the show, but not for his personality. Since we know he would fail, his all around repugnant behavior wouldn't be a hindrance, because audiences love shitheels getting eviscerated on these kind of shows.

The real problem is, if you don't know who he is, judges roasting Russel would come across as the network making fun of a legitimately disabled guy with a facial deformity. Most viewers would just assume he's mentally challenged and missing a chromosome.

Not particularly appealing to a showrunner.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The real problem is, if you don't know who he is, judges roasting Russel would come across as the network making fun of a legitimately disabled guy with a facial deformity. Most viewers would just assume he's mentally challenged and missing a chromosome.

Yeah, they'd get lots of flack for that. They won't let him on for fear they'd get hammered for picking on an intellectually disabled person who didn't know what he was doing.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Looking at Greer's face makes me kind of want to develop some kind of little electric implant that plugs into the brain stem externally and all it does is jolt the nerve that triggers the mouth to close. Hell, set it to a button that he can click on and off so he can talk and then click it to close his fucking mouth.
God I can only imagine the amount of drool this dude leaves around or just the dark spot on all of his shirts where that shit pools up after a long day of stalking women online.
Dude looks like a naked molerat that found a fake beard and wig in a Burger King grease trap.

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Unfortunately, that nerve in question dosen't exist in Russ's trauma-lumped head. That's part of what Moebius does. That particular cranial nerve isn't unconnected or malformed, it's pure and simply not there.

And even if he had a working jaw, he'd still be a lolcow and unlovable scrub, because he is Russhole Shitlips Greer.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

we've gone from pitying and laughing to just laughing at him.

Spoiler

i believe he's incapable of raping anything that isn't an infant. i do believe he may resort to sexual assault, but get the shit kicked out of him for it.

 

[Constellationzero]

They never were going to let him on the show, but not for his personality. Since we know he would fail, his all around repugnant behavior wouldn't be a hindrance, because audiences love shitheels getting eviscerated on these kind of shows.

The real problem is, if you don't know who he is, judges roasting Russel would come across as the network making fun of a legitimately disabled guy with a facial deformity. Most viewers would just assume he's mentally challenged and missing a chromosome.

Not particularly appealing to a showrunner.

Agreed. Look at all the dipshits stanning for the Slatons on Youtube in spite of repeated attempts to educate people on who they really are.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Agreed. Look at all the dipshits stanning for the Slatons on Youtube in spite of repeated attempts to educate people on who they really are.

Are you sure that isn't the result of a fat fetish, though?

 

[Every Crook and Nanny]

Yeah, they'd get lots of flack for that. They won't let him on for fear they'd get hammered for picking on an intellectually disabled person who didn't know what he was doing.

It’s a shame really. Because the moment he gets rejected, he’ll start going on a rant and threatens to sue the show and the judges and THEN he will get mocked regardless of his disability.

 

[AbraCadaver]

He’ll think his disability is preventing him from getting on the show, when in fact it’s protecting him from being publicly humiliated and eviscerated on stage for the whole world to see.

Once again, Russell’s deformity saves him from yet another consequence that a normal person in his shoes would have to face, like ridicule, or jail, or a good thrashing.

 

[The Dude]

He’ll think his disability is preventing him from getting on the show, when in fact it’s protecting him from being publicly humiliated and eviscerated on stage for the whole world to see.

Once again, Russell’s deformity saves him from yet another consequence that a normal person in his shoes would have to face, like ridicule, or jail, or a good thrashing.

Russ is an absolute creep and a shitty person. It's bizarre that he lusts has hard as he does for fame, because if he got it he'd never be able to escape the ridicule and negativity. The attention we've given him would be a drop in the bucket if he became world famous. The news, social media, television, the papers, the internet...he wouldn't even be able to leave his apartment without people pointing, laughing, and yelling insults and threats his way. He would long for the days where he was a nobody and the only people who knew about him and his reputation were this site, Reddit, and a handful of brothels in Nevada. It'll never go the way Russ wants. He's never going to achieve worldwide positive fame and adoration. Hell, not even beloved celebrities are able to avoid negative attention or criticism the way Russ wants.

 

[Plague Flea]

While I agree with earlier comments that Russ’s disability alone would probably deter the show from having him on to humiliate as the joke contestant, I don’t think that would be the only or main reason not to do so.

Supposing he didn’t have moebius, but still had the same lack of talent. Sure he could be selected purely for the lols, but wouldn’t the show do a bit of research first? I mean, would you invite on a man whose main claim to fame is frivolous lawsuits against people in the music biz?

 

[WonderWino]

I know a girl who dropped acid and listened to Beyonce. She claims she had a spiritual experience where Beyonce seemed to be in the room speaking directly to her and giving her life advice. I'd like to think Russ would have the opposite of this experience. Maybe he'll see Taylor ripping his beating heart out of his chest and stomping it under her high heels. Or maybe Ariana will be laughing at his stupid looking face and her laughs will echo around him, driving him mad...

That would explain alot about kevin allred tbh. I can absolutely believe he would spend his weekends doing just that

 

[Weeb Slinger]

While I agree with earlier comments that Russ’s disability alone would probably deter the show from having him on to humiliate as the joke contestant, I don’t think that would be the only or main reason not to do so.

Supposing he didn’t have moebius, but still had the same lack of talent. Sure he could be selected purely for the lols, but wouldn’t the show do a bit of research first? I mean, would you invite on a man whose main claim to fame is frivolous lawsuits against people in the music biz?

A common pathway into the litigious world of Russell Greer is bewilderment as to why a man with some form of severe facial paralysis stirs so much vitriol in people. This is usually followed by a horrifying journey of discovery where, one by one, the veils fall away and Russell is slowly revealed as a monster, whose mangled soul is many multitudes more disfigured than his ghoulish visage.

Imagine a world where he appears on America's Got Talent early in the season. He doesn't rise any further through the heats but he gets some exposure. The presenters softball their criticism and instead patronisingly compliment him on his bravery and tenacity, and encourage him to keep working on his songs. "Never give up on your dream," he is told, by a lesser member of the Black Eyed Peas.

Russell, of course, regards any form of flattery that he receives from a female member of the panel as an open invitation to have sex. Perhaps he attempts to flirt with the female judges only to be loudly but gently let down - "If I didn't already have a boyfriend..." remarks a future recipient of one of Russell's sketchy lawsuits. Another female judge foolishly makes some asinine, self-aggrandising comment about "seeing inner beauty" that will eventually come back around and bite her on her $50,000 buttock implants. Russell bridles whenever one of the male judges appears to be getting too friendly with one of his new girlfriends, but manages to keep his shit together. Maybe backstage he comes on a bit stronger to one of the girls. Security are called when he gets stroppy. Russell's red jacket is torn in a light skirmish and it is an all round bad scene. Eventually matters are settled in private. Russell signs an NDA but continues to allude to problems backstage in his social media posts and names those who he feels were responsible.

The public response to Russell is polarised. Some cruelly mock him, or attempt to expose his past behaviour. Others leap to his defence on the basis that he is disabled and therefore a victim. #IStandWithRussell trends on Twitter. A disturbing new fanbase who call themselves 'Greerwives' begin to carve out a niche for themselves on the former Kiwi Farms forum, which Russell won as part of a lawsuit settlement.

Poised on the brink of success, dear old thick as mince Russell can't stop fucking up. He turns down sex with perfectly good looking women, who only want to sit on his face, and amps-up his stalking of unobtainable celebrities. He makes ignorant comments and dispenses wrong-headed legal advice on social media. He goes on Oprah where he won't stop talking about brothels. His supporters, who have invested too much moral capital defending him, continue to look the other way. His numerous victims are advised by their agents to give diplomatic, non-committal answers to any questions they are posed regarding Russell. Taylor Swift, having been told by her manager that she can no longer avoid a tête-à-tête with Russell, agrees to a conversation, via video-link, during the aforementioned Oprah interview. Russell, bearing a red rose, gets down on one knee and proposes to her in front of the cooing audience while Taylor visibly squirms...

I just want to say to the version of me who inhabits this superior, lolcow-centric alternate timeline that, if you want to swap places then I'm game, as long as you don't inhabit the reality where I am married to Jonathan Yaniv.

 

[AnOminous]

New Russ filing in his "lawsuit with" @Null . What an incredible job at formatting.

And such impressive due diligence at attempting to find an address to serve. "I don't know his address and some unnamed blogs (presumably from Samuel Collingwood Smith) don't know either."
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What "efforts?" The lazy fuck hasn't done shit. Note: he says he's made "efforts" but lists not a single one.

Instead of wasting his money on frivolous lawsuits, hookers, and Sound Cat Studios, he should try picking up a hobby. Alcoholics and junkies have better money sense than Russ.

At least a junkie who has been through withdrawal a couple times is careful always to be able to get more junk, no matter how fucked up the rest of his life is.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

I mean, would you invite on a man whose main claim to fame is frivolous lawsuits against people in the music biz?

Russell would get exactly what he wants, to be judged based on his side of the story instead of his deplorable past actions that have nothing to do with his talent.

Unfortunately for him that wouldn't favor him better, he'd still be laughed off stage.
And then find a way to blame it on account of his past antics affecting the decision because as we all know, nothing is his fault, he'll always find something to blame his failures on

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russell would get exactly what he wants, to be judged based on his side of the story instead of his deplorable past actions that have nothing to do with his talent.

Unfortunately for him that wouldn't favor him better, he'd still be laughed off stage.
And then find a way to blame it on account of his past antics affecting the decision because as we all know, nothing is his fault, he'll always find something to blame his failures on

He's seriously lucky he hasn't had a chance to explain his side of the story to a wide audience, because, like most crazy people, he thinks he's sane. He doesn't grasp how utterly batshit his whole crusade is.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He's seriously lucky he hasn't had a chance to explain his side of the story to a wide audience, because, like most crazy people, he thinks he's sane. He doesn't grasp how utterly batshit his whole crusade is.

Is it wrong that I want him to, though?