Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

Fixed that up a little

I mean, yeah, Game Overeater shows that he probably barely passed film school at best with ideas as bad as that. But I was kind of commenting on his sheer stupidity when it comes to the concept of malevolent AI in films, given he decided to bleat out about SkyNet again.

I mean this is also the guy who also crows about automation by showing off random tech demos from that one company that keeps making the dog robots. While not getting why the new computerized tractors are rejected and screaming tard noises at the farmers for "REJEKTIN DA SOOPERIA FYOOTUR" when it's because those tractors are hard as fuck to fix without technicians on hand and their programming doesn't match experience.

It's just fun to really highlight that the only difference between him and an actual John Frum Cargo Cultist is that his god is Walt Disney, and heaven is a defunct EpCot ride from the late 1980s with elevator ads and everything.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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"Everything is politics, except when it concerns a blatantly political issue like human rights". I wonder how dumbasses like Chris define "politics".

Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views!
Progressive: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?
Conservative: Yes! I was told it only benefits the rich and was originally designed to hurt blacks!
Progressive: lol serves you right you racist

 

[mandatorylurk]

Bob's impending vaccine sterility will be his selling point to be the step father to some forty year old who hit the wall with two kids whose father abandoned them.

 

[instythot]

I mean, yeah, Game Overeater shows that he probably barely passed film school at best with ideas as bad as that. But I was kind of commenting on his sheer stupidity when it comes to the concept of malevolent AI in films, given he decided to bleat out about SkyNet again.

I mean this is also the guy who also crows about automation by showing off random tech demos from that one company that keeps making the dog robots. While not getting why the new computerized tractors are rejected and screaming tard noises at the farmers for "REJEKTIN DA SOOPERIA FYOOTUR" when it's because those tractors are hard as fuck to fix without technicians on hand and their programming doesn't match experience.

It's just fun to really highlight that the only difference between him and an actual John Frum Cargo Cultist is that his god is Walt Disney, and heaven is a defunct EpCot ride from the late 1980s with elevator ads and everything.

It's not that the tractors are just hard to fix, the manufacturers are deliberately making them non-servicable by the end user. We are in a world were farmers are jailbreaking their tractors to improve fuel efficiency. Of course they're rejecting things designed to be unfixable when they need to fix them on site immediately in the case of problems.

Not that the practicalities of farming matter to Bob, he thinks warehouse farms are viable

 

[Adamska]

It's not that the tractors are just hard to fix, the manufacturers are deliberately making them non-servicable by the end user. We are in a world were farmers are jailbreaking their tractors to improve fuel efficiency. Of course they're rejecting things designed to be unfixable when they need to fix them on site immediately in the case of problems.

Not that the practicalities of farming matter to Bob, he thinks warehouse farms are viable

I mean, vertical aeroponic complexes could definitely help out in crushing the near-famine zones in highly urban areas by introducing a few fresh fruits and veg, but you do need land and farms to really get it going.

Bob may want moon wheat, but him saying that proves he doesn't understand anything scientifically or sci-fi wise.

 

[Red Hood]

Bobby thinks he will be invincible with the second shot:

Bob has much more in common with Lex Luthor than Superman. Except for the being a successful genius scientist/businessman part.

 

[Positron]

This is a good opportunity to revisit Bobby's proposed "fix" to the Terminator franchise.

This is straight from Bobby's mouth (7:10 onwards)
That's how I fix the Terminator movies:
- A new set-up replacing technophobia with a more science-positive angle.
- A villain driven by ideology instead of programming.
- A new distinctly 21st-century heroine.
- And a new robotic hero that can pave the way for further expansions of the franchaise.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I mean, vertical aeroponic complexes could definitely help out in crushing the near-famine zones in highly urban areas by introducing a few fresh fruits and veg, but you do need land and farms to really get it going.

Bob may want moon wheat, but him saying that proves he doesn't understand anything scientifically or sci-fi wise.

Blob wants Moon Macs, but he'd end up with algea/mealworm patties.

I already sperged about this earlier up so I won't again, but I urge anyone who wants to see someone with real brains break down every last aspect of how awful and wrong Blob is to read Isaac Asimov's The Caves of Steel. Blob's Sooperyah Fyutcha is a miserable place that he would find more miserable than most.

 

[TowinKarz]

I mean, yeah, Game Overeater shows that he probably barely passed film school at best with ideas as bad as that. But I was kind of commenting on his sheer stupidity when it comes to the concept of malevolent AI in films, given he decided to bleat out about SkyNet again.

I mean this is also the guy who also crows about automation by showing off random tech demos from that one company that keeps making the dog robots

BAH-stahn Dynamics Brah! Eventually, someday, they'll build a robot that can fall over drunk on it's own and that's when Iowa can be glassed so the mecha-rednecks can take over their jabs!!! I mean, that's the only thing they do out there, right?

BTW - The military has apparently stopped investing in those Boston Dynamics mecha-dogs, essentially saying "that shit's cool, and really LOOKS like the hyperfuture military equipment of an army in an Anime, but, there's nothing it can do right now we can't already do cheaper with real dogs, or just regular old soldiers....."

Typical Bob thinking, though, even if it costs more in resources and takes longer than what we're using now, it's still BETTER as long as it uses HIGH TECHNOLOGY, eschews "old" thinking and LOOKS cool!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It never ceases to amaze me that Bob, Chris, and their fellow travelers live in a fantasy world where Trump was putting children and LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ+-= people into cages to presumably await their appointment with the gas chamber. Somehow they convinced themselves that they are "the resistance" despite the blatantly obvious fact that their side hold the presidency, both houses of Congress, have a death grip of all of the major institution, academia, pop culture, and Big Tech. Hell, even the multi-fucking-nationals are toeing the woke line nowadays as the merger of corporations and government nears completion with the dementia-ridden septuagenarian in the Oval Office. How can these people even lack an even basic awareness that they ARE the empire? Odin Almighty, I would hate to live in Boston or anywhere on the east and west coasts if psychotic, paranoid simpletons like the Brothers Chipman are common there.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

This is a good opportunity to revisit Bobby's proposed "fix" to the Terminator franchise.

This is straight from Bobby's mouth (7:10 onwards)
That's how I fix the Terminator movies:
- A new set-up replacing technophobia with a more science-positive angle.
- A villain driven by ideology instead of programming.
- A new distinctly 21st-century heroine.
- And a new robotic hero that can pave the way for further expansions of the franchaise.

Why even call this Terminator when it literally no longer has anything to do with it? Just make your own fucking story Bob if you hate the franchise so fucking much.

 

[E Solveig]

Why even call this Terminator when it literally no longer has anything to do with it? Just make your own fucking story Bob if you hate the franchise so fucking much.

so i know we're not supposed to spy on anyone but i found this secret recording of bobbo, you gotta promise not to tell anyone about it. i did you all a favor and transcribed it

"i wrote a new terminator movie, its about an angel who teams up with the spirit of saint olaf to teach a single mom and her interracial LGBT child about how a family is what you make it, not who shares blood. also they fight crime"

"um, sir, its gotta have a robot to be a terminator movie"

"yeah thats fine just put an alexa in there or something"

"...thats very nice, mr chipman. anyway your tab tonight is 83 dollars."

i don't know what it could mean, but anyway it turns out this transcript has literally everything made out of hollywood. its like clockwork

 

[blablabla]

Its not like you arent a mysoginistic incel piece of shit Bobbo, no siree

 

[instythot]

Why even call this Terminator when it literally no longer has anything to do with it? Just make your own fucking story Bob if you hate the franchise so fucking much.

Further: if you're writing a story where you sympathise with the machine over man, why aren't you just writing a twilight zone or blade runner story?

 

[Cantercoin]

Why even call this Terminator when it literally no longer has anything to do with it? Just make your own fucking story Bob if you hate the franchise so fucking much.

Bob doesnt have an ounce of creativity in him. If he ever did decide to make his own version of the Terminator it would most definitely be mashed up with Ayn Rand or EPCOT

 

[Red Hood]

Its not like you arent a mysoginistic incel piece of shit Bobbo, no siree
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Is there context for this?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Is there context for this?

There's a video clip of David Letterman interviewing Lindsay Lohan from 2013 making the rounds on Twitter. In it he grills her about her addiction issues and her failures at fixing her life. Some are crying misogyny, others are saying it is no big deal. You can be the judge.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Between the booze, lack of exercise, and fat, his heart's probably not doing great, either

Ever see Osmosis Jones? The state of Bill Murray's body in that movie is basically what Bob's body could be like. Although I'm pretty sure the latter is is worse shape, given all the crap he shoves into his mouth.

 

[instythot]

Its not like you arent a mysoginistic incel piece of shit Bobbo, no siree
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Good Lord, seeing someone be mean to celebrities is literally why people used to watch Letterman

 

[Chilson]

Its not like you arent a mysoginistic incel piece of shit Bobbo, no siree
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God forbid we actually hold people accountable for their failures. It doesn't matter if Letterman didn't actually care about helping Lindsey. The reality is that addressing an issue in a distasteful manner is leagues better than ignoring it and just letting someone kill themselves.

Letterman did more to help people like this by addressing the issue and pointing out that they failed than fuckheads like Bob who would have either ignored Lindsey's addiction or actively encouraged her to continue her self-destruction. God damn sickening.