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Context: AOC accused Ted Cruz of trying to have her killed because of a bunch of stuff he did that no reasonable person would think had anything to do with trying to get her killed.
I really hate this modern trope where Liberals seem to view Conservatism as just contrarianism created out of brattish insouciance to 'own the libs'. How does he 'know' that Cruz thinks this? Is he a mindreader as well as an effete gibbering cuck?
 
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He could've turned it into an actual redemption imo if he had just put out decent, 'gives no fucks' content after his initial revenge. He had started to do that on the early Boulder Talk Radio episodes, when he'd act more like a normal person, and talk about eceleb drama in a seemingly honest manner, shittalking ecelebs/their grifting, and having a comfy latenight talk radio vibe. This all ended very early though once he got some praise and new dickriders, and thus came back the unearned arrogance of a know-it-all eceleb ego, along with his obligatory thin-skin, unwillingness to engage in potentially funny antics with perceived inferiors, those turbocringe, trite and tired twitter-tier 'muh team' takes on political/social bullshit, and the fear of offending anyone/thing that might hurt his ascendancy to YouTube glory. So pathetic
With all of his major detractors reputations in disarray over the Ralph drama, Matt's redemption arc should have been about him proving that everything they ever said about him was untrue. Instead he went out of his way to prove that he hasn't changed and that every bad thing that was said about him was in fact true. He continued being disingenuous with his fake personality, he lied repeatedly about things and he was still trying to crush his detractors for having mocked him for all these years.

Matt really is fucking stupid. He has no concept of how to actually run a YouTube channel.
 
Matt's redemption arc should have been about him proving that everything they ever said about him was untrue.
That meme is getting stale, but I'll bite. What he could prove to be untrue? False flagging? Well, that has been proven on the boulder stream and the fucker still haven't owned up to it. Him being a pathetic excuse of a man? I doubt he can fix that. Him being a grifter? There is no going back from that, nobody will believe in the sincerity of your intentions since you've been caught doing that. Him making good videos? Simply impossible.
And even then, why would he do that? You can't find your honor where you dropped it, move the fuck on. That's the only theoretically realistic possibility that Matt could've chosen - leave the internet and if someone brings up Internet shit, say "I don't care, I moved on to IRL". This is where I could say "well, at least he learned to move on, unlike other speds". Guess what? Going on a stream with other speds to laugh at that one sped they all have a beef with, just means that you basically say "no, I am not goingto move on".
Jarbo never had any kind of redemption arc, because by doing this he proved that he still seethes over him being exposed. That's not redemption, that's trollshielding and cows were doing this since the beginning.
 
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That meme is getting stale, but I'll bite. What he could prove to be untrue? False flagging? Well, that has been proven on the boulder stream and the fucker still haven't owned up to it. Him being a pathetic excuse of a man? I doubt he can fix that. Him being a grifter? There is no going back from that, nobody will believe in the sincerity of your intentions since you've been caught doing that. Him making good videos? Simply impossible.
And even then, why would he do that? You can't find your honor where you dropped it, move the fuck on. That's the only theoretically realistic possibility that Matt could've chosen - leave the internet and if someone brings up Internet shit, say "I don't care, I moved on to IRL". This is where I could say "well, at least he learned to move on, unlike other speds". Guess what? Going on a stream with other speds to laugh at that one sped they all have a beef with, just means that you basically say "no, I am not goingto move on".
Jarbo never had any kind of redemption arc, because by doing this he proved that he still seethes over him being exposed. That's not redemption, that's trollshielding and cows were doing this since the beginning.
I was referring more to his personality and behavior. That he doesn't just put on fake personas in an attempt to gain clout on the internet. That he isn't an overly vindictive asshole who tries to ruin people. That he isn't a liar who will never tell the truth about his past.

This is Matt we're talking about so the chances of him actually having done this is zero because he just isn't capable of doing so.
 
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This faggot is more pitiful than Moviebob.
Imagine trying to win the approval of the crowd you were "dunking" on 5 years ago during GG. These lunatics never forget and all it would take is 5 seconds of Quinn's time to send him back to whatever the fuck he makes on youtube now for the amusement of no one.
They will sooner accept filmRobert or his irrelevant mentor ReviewTechUSA before they accept him.

What a complete and total loser.
The right didn't want him.
The left have no use for him.
The center and libertarians laugh at him.

I bet his teachers actively encouraged kids to bully him in an effort to build his character.
They failed, or didn't try hard enough.
 
Matt attempts to enforce ideological purity on people who just want to hang out and talk about nerd shit, backpedals when his intended target offers a well-adjusted response:
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God this guy has really become obnoxious, he has been trying to start drama with the whole Phantom Menace crew. He did a 180 degree turn and is trying to pander to the woke left, he hasn't recovered since the whole video take-down debacle.
Now he keeps trying to start fights with anyone and everyone for no god damn reason and when every he gets any push back, he starts playing the victim.
 
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