DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[clownpiss]

I guess what you guys are calling "guilt & shame" are what I see as "sorry he got caught, by anyone" & "righteously indignant & fully irate that he has to suffer any kind of consequences for any of it, even if those consequences are as minor & nothingburger as the internet continuing to laugh at him".

I think if he had the necessary acuity to register guilt/shame, he would have disappeared from the internet entirely within his first month of ever using it. And in that timeline today, not even the night manager @ his shelf stocking job would be totally sure what his first name is.

Dunno. Potato/DSPotato.

I agree Phil has proven guilt is not something he has an issue with, when he uses people and they turn against him he doesn't feel bad, he might say he does for appearance but it's always clear he's mad and its someone elses fault. He's not going to be embarrassed, just mad and find a way to blame his viewers just like every other time. Remember he told us he didn't plan for it to become anything it was just silly fun

 

[Iron Hamster]

Incredible. He had a great chance to perform maximum scumbaggery and fake a big tip at the last minute, he could do this every day and keep the streak going forever. Phil was actually........honest today ???

Oh there's still the chance he miraculously got a tip to hit the goal off stream like he pulled before.

 

[Paladin Derich]

 

[Piece of Peace]

Did you guys notice how when he restarted the vest streak last night he initially labeled it as 9! (with an exclamation point). Just randomly thinking about it, and it just screams desperation doesn't it? Like in his head he was thinking he's drumming up hype, "Yes guys! Vest streak is back on!". So fucking pathetic rofl.

Oh and Phil, before you rant on Twitter or whatever about mentally ill shitheads overanalyzing everything you do I want to put it this way: When you lack subtlety in everything you do, your actions are completely transparent. When my dog paws at her bowl, I know she wants food -- same as the little things you do to con your wheelchairs for their wallets you braindead lobotomite.

 

[Swirling weeb]

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glad to see Derich taking on after his idol philburg on the art of dhaxing

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Imagine having your husband going into overtime during Valentine's evening to get more money and he doesn't even fucking get it

 

[Iron Hamster]

Imagine having your husband going into overtime during Valentine's evening to get more money and he doesn't even fucking get it

That's the gamble ya take. (see what I did there?)

 

[ZehnBoat]

Incredible. He had a great chance to perform maximum scumbaggery and fake a big tip at the last minute, he could do this every day and keep the streak going forever. Phil was actually........honest today ???

phil is too used to a whale swooping in and saving him at the last minute

 

[Prince Lotor]

Awww, I missed when Phil would throw a tantrum at his viewers every stream because they were making his stream all about the 'Vest Streak', and would call them assholes for not immediately giving him $100 once his stream went live.

He's so desperate and socially retarded he doesn't understand that he's setting it up so that every 2 to 3 days his paypigs can make him flail and cry as every 6th stream they kill another 'streak' and laugh at him for trying to hype it up.

 

[Full Race Replay]

If it reaches, like, 5?

Unless I don't remember right this is the first time since the actual end of the vest streak, so it took Phil literally fortelling the end of the world unless the paypiggies hit the tips goal every stream to save his life to start a new streak. Keep it up man!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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What the fucking hell? Who in their right mind writes this shit? Derich's parents fucked up.

 

[tzgnilki]

one thing he was missing from the failed revival, was having some mysterious celebration at a certain milestone, 50, 100 etc, & using it to bait donos even though everyone knew it was some cheap vest from amazon, made in china

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Phil won't so Kat is just gonna have to settle for being married to a clown who screams at his TV all day.
Hope you like autistic weekly shopping trips as your only activity together!

Lol, the closest she gets to giving a fuck about any of this, is the trepidation she feels as Tuesday approaches, & then just soldiering through it to 10pm when it gets there.

Otherwise, I promise you, outside of taking a weekly hour or three to plant (read: cuck) him in front of videos by *actual* game streamers as she sits in the room --which is, of course, just a requisite weekly measure of reasserting her dominance--, she does her best to make sure they only ever run into each other at the refrigerator.

Lol. Imagine living under the same roof as that creature. No matter how well you can work it out to see/hear him as seldom as possible.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Christiansen at $94.88 toward his vest streak at 6 minutes in to his stream.

$104.88 at 7 minutes in. Streak hit. Paypigs mad.

$174.88 10 minutes in

$219.87 11 minutes in

Poor Phail.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

First of all, I'd like to wish every sexy lady and sexy gentleman here a happy Valentine's day, or a happy belated Valentine's day if it's the 15th where you live like in my case.

Second of all, what's wrong OnlyIngestsCum? I thought you wanted to own us trolls? Why did you let the Vest Streak 2.0 die so quickly? That didn't make me angry at all. If you let the vest streak hit 12 today? RAHH RAHH I'D BE ANGRY! GOLLY GEE GOSH THAT REALLY WOULD'VE MADE ME ANGRY!
I don't care if you have to go hungry to sleep, I don't care if you have to miss rent or debt payments, I don't care if you have to take your dad's or mom's credit cards, I don't care if you have to shank people for money in an underpass, you better pony that money if you really want to "own" trolls like me and make me angry.

 

[gaarashatan]

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i cant help but think about how 19 is still but a child to me, and shes got public shits flying around on the internet which shell most likely regret in another decade, but doesnt know better cuase you got autistic people like derich coaching her on to be some camgirl. its all just messed up to me, makes me think about leanna kinda

 

[CCheelai]

I got banned from DSP's Twitch chat for saying that I hope the night stream is positive. DSP is not mad though about the vest streak you guys. It ended at a respectable 10, after all!

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Looking forward to him suckin' the vest streak off when he gets two streams of $100 met in a row.

"Alright guys we have two streams meeting the goal, let's get this vest streak started! See you guys at the (insert shitty fuckin' game) stream and lets meet that goal!"

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Guys, how could OIC kill both vest streaks by not owning us via giving Philth his money? What an asshole.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Bowser's Fury is too difficult for Phil. It's difficult because the game doesn't tell you what to do. It lets you roam around and go where you want, so it's "tricky".

Also: "No I'm not watching Wrestlmania, I don't have WWE Network anymore, I don't watch it."
BIG X to gout.