Orbiter DarksydePhil Fan General - Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Question. I'm no pornography aficionado, but aren't almost all the videos on those free porn sites years if not decades old? Yet Derich keeps congratulating the porn stars on their latest shoots.

I think this leaves two options. First, Derich is retarded and thinks because he just watched it, it must be new. Or second, Derich is paying for a porn subscription to get the newest porn.

 

[Iron Father]

Question. I'm no pornography aficionado, but aren't almost all the videos on those free porn sites years if not decades old? Yet Derich keeps congratulating the porn stars on their latest shoots.

I think this leaves two options. First, Derich is retarded and thinks because he just watched it, it must be new. Or second, Derich is paying for a porn subscription to get the newest porn.

That's an interesting observation I hadn't considered. I think you're right, he's likely paypigging on a cam site or he has memberships on the major porn sites, something like that. Even when brand new scenes leak and get uploaded everywhere, I'd assume they get taken down pretty quickly.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Question. I'm no pornography aficionado, but aren't almost all the videos on those free porn sites years if not decades old? Yet Derich keeps congratulating the porn stars on their latest shoots.

I think this leaves two options. First, Derich is retarded and thinks because he just watched it, it must be new. Or second, Derich is paying for a porn subscription to get the newest porn.

I'd be willing to bet cash money that he just orbits around bangbus or bangros websites (whatever they are now), and watches the "free preview" clips, and reads the description of the videos. Probably doesn't even watch (or pay for) the whole video. It would also be why he always seems to know things like "huge shout out on your first anal scene", or "huge shout out on your first handjob scene", etc. He doesn't even give money to phil, I doubt he has any money to give some whores.

My question would be if he was given an ultimatum, either Phil or his "precious" porn, what would he ultimately choose??

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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I guess this answers my question. Derich is just retarded and thinks any video he watches for the first time is brand new. The Lexxxus Adams Strokies video was from like 2016 or somewhere around then. Don't ask me how I know.

 

[Watamelon]

2016? There was another star that released his first handjob video during that year

 

[Iron Father]

I guess this answers my question. Derich is just retarded and thinks any video he watches for the first time is brand new. The Lexxxus Adams Strokies video was from like 2016 or somewhere around then. Don't ask me how I know.

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This is what you get when you apply any degree of charitability to DSP's fans. Yep, the most retarded theory is usually the right one.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I guess this answers my question. Derich is just retarded and thinks any video he watches for the first time is brand new. The Lexxxus Adams Strokies video was from like 2016 or somewhere around then. Don't ask me how I know.

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Sooo. . .does the video actually purport itself to be her first hand-job given in either the description or title, or does Derish just think it's their first time became it's the first time he's seen them doing it?
I'm guessing from how frequently he is congratulating everyone for their 'first time performing X sex act' that Derish just thinks that.

With all the porn talk I guess it slipped my mind what a complete moron he is, even though I recently watched that video of Derish complaining about how much he hates trying to learn long division that was from late high school.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Sooo. . .does the video actually purport itself to be her first hand-job given in either the description or title, or does Derish just think it's their first time became it's the first time he's seen them doing it?
I'm guessing from how frequently he is congratulating everyone for their 'first time performing X sex act' that Derish just thinks that.

With all the porn talk I guess it slipped my mind what a complete moron he is, even though I recently watched that video of Derish complaining about how much he hates trying to learn long division that was from late high school.

Porn videos often lie in their titles
First time anal, newcomer's first scene, calling someone in their early 30's a teen, calling girls the wrong ethnicity, etc.

I wouldn't be surprised if it said it was her first time and Derich believed it.

This is kind of frightening. You know how people say pornography warps your mind and turns men into rapists? Most guys know porn is just a fantasy and watch for a quick fap. It's the ones like Derich who can't differentiate fantasy from reality who see every woman on the street as a sex crazed cock hungry cum dumpster. He's going to get in trouble when he starts living like he's in a porno and whips his dick out in an inappropriate situation.

 

[AnOminous]

With all the porn talk I guess it slipped my mind what a complete moron he is, even though I recently watched that video of Derish complaining about how much he hates trying to learn long division that was from late high school.

I think he's literally retarded. DarkSydePhil is literally preying on the mentally retarded. I mean he always has been but now he's just arrogantly wallowing in it, like his expenditures on his greasy WWE musclemen, who he is openly farming even while streaming now.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

It's the ones like Derich who can't differentiate fantasy from reality who see every woman on the street as a sex crazed cock hungry cum dumpster. He's going to get in trouble when he starts living like he's in a porno and whips his dick out in an inappropriate situation.

For the love of God, please dont let him still be anywhere near that Toys R US

 

[hundredthousand]

I don't think Derich is officially retarded, but probably just autistic and very low IQ, as well as having parents who clearly always treated him half his age. He is still trick or treating FFS. What kind of parents would allow this?

He'd probably never seen a picture of a naked girl until recently and now he's sperging out hard, his feeble brain overloaded with hardcore porn.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Porn videos often lie in their titles
First time anal, newcomer's first scene, calling someone in their early 30's a teen, calling girls the wrong ethnicity, etc.

I wouldn't be surprised if it said it was her first time and Derich believed it.

This is kind of frightening. You know how people say pornography warps your mind and turns men into rapists? Most guys know porn is just a fantasy and watch for a quick fap. It's the ones like Derich who can't differentiate fantasy from reality who see every woman on the street as a sex crazed cock hungry cum dumpster. He's going to get in trouble when he starts living like he's in a porno and whips his dick out in an inappropriate situation.

It really opens up a pandora's box of questions. Does he think those fake interview videos are girls really getting interviewed? Does he think a guy's sore back is healed because he banged a nurse? Does he think that girl is really a nerd just because she's wearing black rimmed glasses? You could go on forever.

On a side note got a great laugh when you put together he's been tweeting about old videos. No wonder these girls aren't giving him the time of day congratulating them on their "first" handjob from four years and a thousand loads ago.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It really opens up a pandora's box of questions. Does he think those fake interview videos are girls really getting interviewed? Does he think a guy's sore back is healed because he banged a nurse? Does he think that girl is really a nerd just because she's wearing black rimmed glasses? You could go on forever.

On a side note got a great laugh when you put together he's been tweeting about old videos. No wonder these girls aren't giving him the time of day congratulating them on their "first" handjob from four years and a thousand loads ago.

I think he does. Tards like him legitimately think that the paid whores that he sees getting railed on video are a good representation of the way way women act in real life. It's kind of like how low IQ consoomers who watch too many Hollywood movies think that the world works like how Hollywood portrays it works.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Derich's porn tweeting is...something else. How old is this dude right now? I remember him being in his teens and he had a YouTube playlist dedicated to "beautiful little girls"(just typing that makes me feel gross)

 

[UncleTusky]

Derich's porn tweeting is...something else. How old is this dude right now? I remember him being in his teens and he had a YouTube playlist dedicated to "beautiful little girls"(just typing that makes me feel gross)

He turned nineteen about a month ago according to Nigel's dox. It feels like he's been infamous within the DSP orbit forever so he's probably been doing this stuff since hitting puberty.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

whips his dick out in an inappropriate situation.

'Oh the camera's on. The camera's been on the whole time, huh?'

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He turned nineteen about a month ago according to Nigel's dox. It feels like he's been infamous within the DSP orbit forever so he's probably been doing this stuff since hitting puberty.

And will keep going until he ends up in jail and on the sex offenders register. I wish I was joking with that, but it seems like only a matter of time before he suddenly thinks he's in a real life porno situation, legal age or not.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

And will keep going until he ends up in jail and on the sex offenders register. I wish I was joking with that, but it seems like only a matter of time before he suddenly thinks he's in a real life porno situation, legal age or not.

The only reason I'm not worried is I'm pretty sure he can't leave the house without adult supervision. It's probably part of why he spends so much time on twitter in the first place. There's definitely something off with him. Autism is certainly possible, but it feels like something a little bigger. Not trying to excuse his actions or anything, and I am very much a fan of everyone who is detailing his tweets because it is pretty funny. I just don't think he actually poses a threat to anyone.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Chris Chan vibes.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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Chris Chan vibes.

This raises even more questions. Is Derich so retarded that he is commenting on porn that he hasn't watched? He couldn't have watched it if it isn't available. What the fuck is going on?