Dramacow Lantzblades - Beast Lair's Autistic Scourge

[Bob's Fries]

Man, I hate to see what sex scenes Lantz could write up...

Yeap. I believe he was butthurt about people questioning his lemons and other questionable stuff. Just like every juvenile fanfic author from FFN.

 

[Rin]

He got a concussion from Gilgamesh throwing him around. You know, by a Servant. All Servants are known to be above humans in all physical levels and all that stuff. Meaning a mere human/Master/Mage can never ever defeat a Servant under normal circumstances. They're literally SoL in a straight fight against them in all times unless you're some SPESHUL SNOW FLAKE.

To be fair, this is SOP for Nasuverse characters. I feel like it'd be a hard setting to create OCs for, given how the main cast tends to be overpowered by in-setting standards. Not that this guy is even trying...

Beast Lair decided to stop dicking me around, so I can mine for quotes.

I simply feel that due to the attitude surrounding my OC's writing canon only stuff when I'm criticized would be rewarding what is effectively bullying.

When trying to explain why he doesn't post any of the non-Suefic he's totally written, you guys. This is Dobson level handling of criticism.

I have never hidden my age so lets do the math. 27 - 10 = 17.

He's a 27-year-old man with a character concept I would expect out of a horny 14-year-old. This is not something to boast about. Also, roleplaying a lot doesn't guarantee that you're going to be good at it. If you get into bad habits, years of experience with them is going to make you not only terrible but unteachable.

I'm not going to quote this one, because there aren't any lines that stand out as particularly funny (aside from the title), but it's yet more Dobson-esque whining because people don't like the characters in the same way he does. Everyone in Zero is either a terrible person or has terrible things happen to them, and it's usually both. Get over it or find a new fandom.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Beast Lair decided to stop dicking me around, so I can mine for quotes.
When trying to explain why he doesn't post any of the non-Suefic he's totally written, you guys. This is Dobson level handling of criticism.
He's a 27-year-old man with a character concept I would expect out of a horny 14-year-old. This is not something to boast about. Also, roleplaying a lot doesn't guarantee that you're going to be good at it. If you get into bad habits, years of experience with them is going to make you not only terrible but unteachable.

I'm not going to quote this one, because there aren't any lines that stand out as particularly funny (aside from the title), but it's yet more Dobson-esque whining because people don't like the characters in the same way he does. Everyone in Zero is either a terrible person or has terrible things happen to them, and it's usually both. Get over it or find a new fandom.

Yeah, people pretty much ended up shitposting in some his threads (some of his Q&A's definitely) since no one really liked him and there's nothing much that can be done to tell him to make him leave. But fortunately, he hasn't been around much.

 

[Bob's Fries]

His other OC's he made up for another RP.

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Re: Cross Effects: Rebirth (2.0) Rejected Character Sheets
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2014, 02:09:03 AM »
Name: Taiga Fujimura

Race: Human/Demon

Age: 32

Height: 5'5

Weight: 135lbs

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Brown

Appearance: Taiga wears an eye patch over her left eye and a black robe with a matching pair of slipper shoes.

Scale: Mixed

Strength: Servant B

Agility: Human A

Speed: Servant C

Magic Resistance: Human D

Magic Ability: Human E

Other Abilities: Sword mastery, tactical combat expertise.

Demon Tiger: Taiga's death stare, by no means supernatural but well focused and serious enough to frighten all ordinary people

Single strike kill: From the sheathe to the enemy's throat, Taiga has mastered a quick kill technique that can either incapacitate or slaughter depending on which sword she uses.

Origin: Shirou was killed by Gilgamesh, after discovering magic and the grail war Taiga confronted Gilgamesh and Kirei about everything. Her fate was death when she attacked the king of heroes with a kitchen knife when he confessed to murdering Shirou.

The grail mud was the instrument of her demise as Kirei thought it was fitting. Be it through luck, will or fate the demon blood dormant in Taiga was activated (The Yakuza are said to be descended from demons) and Taiga survived. In her remaining seven years she became a legendary crime boss and mastered swordsmanship. She bears an unbearable hatred towards magic users and has loss her moral center blaming herself for Shirou's death.

Weakness: partial blindness in her left eye, violent

Likes: Shirou, order, good food

Dislikes: Magic users, Gilgamesh, Kirei

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Re: Cross Effects: Rebirth (2.0) Rejected Character Sheets
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2014, 03:28:27 AM »
Placed in this thread due to player leaving.

Name: Sakura Tohsaka
Race: Human
Age:24
Height:6'2
Weight:205lb
Eyes:Aquamarine
Hair:black (red when her magic circuit pushes to its limit)

Appearance: Sakura looks like an Amazonian version of mother with a much more endowed figure. She often wears red and black as she doesn't have a head for fashion.

Alignment: Chaotic good

Stats: Human
Strength
Agility
Speed
Magic Resistance:B
Magic Ability:A

Other Abilities: Martial arts mastery, computer systems expertise, operatic musical skill, arcane knowledge and incredible tactical skill.

Origin:The daughter of Tohsaka Rin and her servant Archer, she carries seven weapons at all times. Three swords made by her younger brother Satoshi

(Barrier, Illusion and Moonlight the latter empowered by the phases of the moon), the jeweled sword her Tonfa blasters which convert into a bow( it runs on a magic battery) and her own fists using a modified form of the Tohsaka martial arts and jewel craft.

Weakness: Garlic cheese bread, obsession with cracking the secrets of her father's projection

Likes: Cooking, Sleeping, her dad

Dislikes:Arrogance, ignorance and jokes about her body
« Last Edit: May 29, 2014, 03:36:53 AM by NamesAreHardToComeUpWith »

Notice how the Taiga once seems to be pre-built to hate and try to kill Gilgamesh. Yeah, he has a hate boner for Gilgamesh. And he ripped off of Rave Master for the Sakura one, kek.

Edit: Shit, I double-posted. I'm sorry.

 

[Dilbertmann]

Notice how the Taiga once seems to be pre-built to hate and try to kill Gilgamesh. Yeah, he has a hate boner for Gilgamesh. And he ripped off of Rave Master for the Sakura one, kek.

Damn, the hell did Gilgamesh do to Lantz anyway? Steal his waifu?

 

[Bob's Fries]

Damn, the hell did Gilgamesh do to Lantz anyway? Steal his waifu?

Dunno, lol. But what I do know is that he's a self-insert. And Lantz just doesn't like Gilgamesh at all. I suspect because Gilgamesh's pretty OP and of his douchebag behavior.

 

[Rin]

Notice how the Taiga once seems to be pre-built to hate and try to kill Gilgamesh. Yeah, he has a hate boner for Gilgamesh. And he ripped off of Rave Master for the Sakura one, kek.

That first one... Taiga is the last character who needs an edgy makeover. Besides, she's already the third-strongest character, Nasu said so!

The second one isn't showing up for some reason?

Dunno, lol. But what I do know is that he's a self-insert. And Lantz just doesn't like Gilgamesh at all. I suspect because Gilgamesh's pretty OP and of his douchebag behavior.

I'm not a big fan of Gil, mostly because I have more experience with the fangirl side of things. Lots of teenage girls going on about how he totally can't be evil because he's so pretty. But Lantz seems to have a personal vendetta. If I had to guess, it's because Lantz seems to hate characters that are evil/morally complex (except Shinji for some reason), and because Gil kind of tries to force Saber to marry him.

 

[Bob's Fries]

That first one... Taiga is the last character who needs an edgy makeover. Besides, she's already the third-strongest character, Nasu said so!

The second one isn't showing up for some reason?

Huh? That's odd. I could see it. I actually went back to edit and the Preview says it can be seen. Maybe we should call Null. But I'll post it here again.

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Re: Cross Effects: Rebirth (2.0) Rejected Character Sheets
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2014, 03:28:27 AM »
Placed in this thread due to player leaving.

Name: Sakura Tohsaka
Race: Human
Age:24
Height:6'2
Weight:205lb
Eyes:Aquamarine
Hair:black (red when her magic circuit pushes to its limit)

Appearance: Sakura looks like an Amazonian version of mother with a much more endowed figure. She often wears red and black as she doesn't have a head for fashion.

Alignment: Chaotic good

Stats: Human
Strength
Agility
Speed
Magic Resistance:B
Magic Ability:A

Other Abilities: Martial arts mastery, computer systems expertise, operatic musical skill, arcane knowledge and incredible tactical skill.

Origin:The daughter of Tohsaka Rin and her servant Archer, she carries seven weapons at all times. Three swords made by her younger brother Satoshi

(Barrier, Illusion and Moonlight the latter empowered by the phases of the moon), the jeweled sword her Tonfa blasters which convert into a bow( it runs on a magic battery) and her own fists using a modified form of the Tohsaka martial arts and jewel craft.

Weakness: Garlic cheese bread, obsession with cracking the secrets of her father's projection

Likes: Cooking, Sleeping, her dad

Dislikes:Arrogance, ignorance and jokes about her body
« Last Edit: May 29, 2014, 03:36:53 AM by NamesAreHardToComeUpWith »

I'm not a big fan of Gil, mostly because I have more experience with the fangirl side of things. Lots of teenage girls going on about how he totally can't be evil because he's so pretty. But Lantz seems to have a personal vendetta. If I had to guess, it's because Lantz seems to hate characters that are evil/morally complex (except Shinji for some reason), and because Gil kind of tries to force Saber to marry him.

Yeah, his waifu is Arturia according to an informer.

[7/11/15, 10:02:04 AM] ME: Lantz's waifu is Arturia. Right?
[7/11/15, 10:02:15 AM] INFORMER 1: yes but he denies it vehemently
[7/11/15, 10:02:18 AM] ME: lel
[7/11/15, 10:02:42 AM] INFORMER 2: I feel... tainted.
[7/11/15, 10:03:37 AM] ME: hue
[7/11/15, 10:03:42 AM] INFORMER 3: it's like dirt but the dirt won't come off
[7/11/15, 10:03:52 AM]INFORMER 3: ._.
[7/11/15, 10:04:09 AM] INFORMER 1: On 7/11/15, at 10:02 AM, INFORMER 2 wrote:
> I feel... tainted.
jack absolutely agrees with you

 

[Rin]

Huh? That's odd. I could see it. I actually went back to edit and the Preview says it can be seen. Maybe we should call Null. But I'll post it here again.




Yeah, his waifu is Arturia according to an informer.

Don't worry, I can see it now. Sometimes my computer just decides that this site is too goddamn fancy for it and fucks things up.

Do you know what's up with his thing for Shinji? I don't think I've ever ran into a fan who liked him, unless they were writing terrible slashfic or something. But he apparently wrote Shinji/f!Shinji fic, and was talking in one of his posts about how he totally would have turned out okay if he wasn't raised by the Matou family.

(For those of you who aren't familiar with the series, Shinji has the personality of your average SlutHater, except he actually does carry out some of the rapes he fantasizes about.)

 

[Dilbertmann]

That first one... Taiga is the last character who needs an edgy makeover. Besides, she's already the third-strongest character, Nasu said so!

The second one isn't showing up for some reason?

I'm not a big fan of Gil, mostly because I have more experience with the fangirl side of things. Lots of teenage girls going on about how he totally can't be evil because he's so pretty. But Lantz seems to have a personal vendetta. If I had to guess, it's because Lantz seems to hate characters that are evil/morally complex (except Shinji for some reason), and because Gil kind of tries to force Saber to marry him.

Lantz just wants Saber to fuck Shinji and Gil is just getting in the way of things.

 

[Rin]

Lantz just wants Saber to fuck his Mary Sue and Gil is just getting in the way of things.

Not really. Gilgamesh tries to declare Saber his wife, but she tells him to shove it (well, she puts it more elegantly than that, but that's the sentiment). Shirou and Rin is Saber's canonical love interest, but he doesn't seem to have an issue with him.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Don't worry, I can see it now. Sometimes my computer just decides that this site is too goddamn fancy for it and fucks things up.

Do you know what's up with his thing for Shinji? I don't think I've ever ran into a fan who liked him, unless they were writing terrible slashfic or something. But he apparently wrote Shinji/f!Shinji fic, and was talking in one of his posts about how he totally would have turned out okay if he wasn't raised by the Matou family.

(For those of you who aren't familiar with the series, Shinji has the personality of your average SlutHater, except he actually does carry out some of the rapes he fantasizes about.)

In the words of Informer 1:

[7/11/15, 10:16:31 AM] INFORMER 1: who
[7/11/15, 10:16:33 AM] INFORMER 1: fucking
[7/11/15, 10:16:34 AM] INFORMER 1: knows

So yeah I got no idea. Probably autism? Though I think it's partly because he likes happy endings and shit. Which is why I think he hates Fate/Zero.

Edit: I made a satire sheet on Satoshi on google docs back in a few months with Informer 1 in here.

And also a link for our attempt to submit stuff for Lantz's fanfic contest. But we went with the Shrek meme since no effort required.

 

[Rin]

Edit: I made a satire sheet on Satoshi on google docs back in a few months with Informer 1 in here.

And also a link for our attempt to submit stuff for Lantz's fanfic contest. But we went with the Shrek meme since no effort required.

That is a work of beauty. I'm a little sad that you never actually wrote out the fanfic you outlined, it would have been brilliant. Sakika could have been Lantz's Asperchu.

Plus, it's already half-written...

 

[Bob's Fries]

That is a work of beauty. I'm a little sad that you never actually wrote out the fanfic you outlined, it would have been brilliant. Sakika could have been Lantz's Asperchu.

Plus, it's already half-written...

The fic idea is Informer 1's stuff. The Shrek meme being mine. Though, I can agree that this fanfic would've been great. Not sure if I can get him to finish it somehow and then post it on BL as a troll fic. Hue.

 

[Rin]

The fic idea is Informer 1's stuff. The Shrek meme being mine. Though, I can agree that this fanfic would've been great. Not sure if I can get him to finish it somehow and then post it on BL as a troll fic. Hue.

I might be tempted to finish it, if he'd be okay with it. I'd rather not post it though, my account's brand-new and I don't want to get banned.

 

[Bob's Fries]

I might be tempted to finish it, if he'd be okay with it. I'd rather not post it though, my account's brand-new and I don't want to get banned.

I think you can always post it here in the Farms. I don't think other BLers are around here anyway. I think you'll be fine so as long as you don't post it in BL.

 

[Rin]

I think you can always post it here in the Farms. I don't think other BLers are around here anyway. I think you'll be fine so as long as you don't post it in BL.

Yeah, that was what I meant. BL looks like a pretty cool site, even if it is being finicky for me. Sorry you're stuck with Lantz. Is there any reason his ass hasn't been kicked, or are they just keeping him around for the lulz?

 

[Guzzlord]

Oh jesus christ, a Nasuverse lolcow from Beasts Lair?
Im kinda shocked. Im a pretty big Nasuverse nerd by myself...

His OC tho, oh wow, thats some Ultra suematerial we are seeing here. Is that man really 30?
i love how he made his OC to a relative of a canon character and ships him with the same character, nice incest u did there.
Lets not forget the totally inappropiate name (Mind you, Arturia is genderbent King Artur, which stems from england, yet that OC has a japanese name. Thought only 13 year old Narutards would choose weebnames for western characters, but here we go)
Lets not forget how many unlogical gaps his backstory has and how lame it actually sounds. He kinda reminds me of a mash up of Mordred (Arturia/Saber's canon daughter) and Saver (the male prototype of Arturia)


Also his sex scene is even worse written than the actual sex scenes from the nasuverse visual novels (yes, theyre infamous for being really bad)

 

[Bob's Fries]

Yeah, that was what I meant. BL looks like a pretty cool site, even if it is being finicky for me. Sorry you're stuck with Lantz. Is there any reason his ass hasn't been kicked, or are you just keeping him around for the lulz?

I think he really hasn't done much to get himself banned. Other than flailing around thinking it was his hugbox. But as of this moment, he hasn't posted at all these days. Though who knows when he'll randomly pop in another submission of his fanfic shit? He just pops in out of nowhere. Especially after this warning that he would face real repercussions of his actions if he kept going making threads where people continued to shitpost and he keeps complaining about it. Basically, even the mods were getting tired of him.

Oh jesus christ, a Nasuverse lolcow from Beasts Lair?
Im kinda shocked. Im a pretty big Nasuverse nerd by myself...

His OC tho, oh wow, thats some Ultra suematerial we are seeing here. Is that man really 30?
i love how he made his OC to a relative of a canon character and ships him with the same character, nice incest u did there.
Lets not forget the totally inappropiate name (Mind you, Arturia is genderbent King Artur, which stems from england, yet that OC has a japanese name. Thought only 13 year old Narutards would choose weebnames for western characters, but here we go)
Lets not forget how many unlogical gaps his backstory has and how lame it actually sounds. He kinda reminds me of a mash up of Mordred (Arturia/Saber's canon daughter) and Saver (the male prototype of Arturia)


Also his sex scene is even worse written than the actual sex scenes from the nasuverse visual novels (yes, theyre infamous for being really bad)

Yeah, he's actually in his 30's. His enabler, Mike, confirmed this along with the other Informers I have. I haven't really thought about Mordred and Saver. But, I suppose so? In any case, speaking of narutards, he apparently hates Naruto with a passion. For some reason.

 

[Rin]

I think he really hasn't done much to get himself banned. Other than flailing around thinking it was his hugbox. But as of this moment, he hasn't posted at all these days. Though who knows when he'll randomly pop in another submission of his fanfic shit? He just pops in out of nowhere. Especially after this warning that he would face real repercussions of his actions if he kept going making threads where people continued to shitpost and he keeps complaining about it.

His roleplaying seems pretty obnoxious, and I got the sense he was stirring up community drama. But if they've given him a warning, then that's good enough. Just wondering if he had any ties with the mods or something.

Oh jesus christ, a Nasuverse lolcow from Beasts Lair?
Im kinda shocked. Im a pretty big Nasuverse nerd by myself...

His OC tho, oh wow, thats some Ultra suematerial we are seeing here. Is that man really 30?
i love how he made his OC to a relative of a canon character and ships him with the same character, nice incest u did there.
Lets not forget the totally inappropiate name (Mind you, Arturia is genderbent King Artur, which stems from england, yet that OC has a japanese name. Thought only 13 year old Narutards would choose weebnames for western characters, but here we go)
Lets not forget how many unlogical gaps his backstory has and how lame it actually sounds. He kinda reminds me of a mash up of Mordred (Arturia/Saber's canon daughter) and Saver (the male prototype of Arturia)


Also his sex scene is even worse written than the actual sex scenes from the nasuverse visual novels (yes, theyre infamous for being really bad)

If Shirou's supposed to be his dad, I might give him a pass on the name. But I get the sense that this guy is the type of person people mean when they talk about stereotypical dudeweebs.

Honestly, My Immortal is a massive improvement on his sex scenes.