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- Dec 26, 2014
Greetings, my fellow Kiwis.
I bring you a new Cow to the Farms. Though I must warn you that this is my first time doing something as extensive as this. So I hope you can bare with me here. As I've seen some of our members are familiar with the Nasuverse, it does bring up an idea in me. I hereby introduce to you, Lantzblades. He's a rather notorious existence in a Nasuverse fan site, Beast's Lair. I'm sure some of you Nasuverse fans here know its existence. And possibly Lantzblades as well if you lurked around long enough.
Lantzblades is a 30 year old man in the site who posts many of his own shoddy fanfictions and even CYOAs (Choose Your Own Adventure) threads. I believe he was even RPing in BL's Roleplaying Boards. But many people didn't like his behavior and how unwise he acted in the RP (the Holy Grill War). In fact, it led to his self-imposed exiledue to massive butthurt. Lantz RPed as himself (of course) and his partner/master was @Leo who RPed as "Rider"
Before I continue, I must explain a few things so you can understand the setting of this fuckery. The fandom they were RPing had a basic system of 7 Masters connected with their own Servants that numbered 7 as well. These Servants generally must follow their Masters (go figure) as they are bound by contract. Masters have up to 3 commands, called Command Seals, that must be followed no matter what and the Servants have no say in this. But, once all three are used, the Servant is free.
Servants also go by "nicknames" by the Class they're summoned by. So if you're summoned in the Saber Class, you're called "Saber". That way it's to protect their identities, since these Servants used to be heroes from history, legend, and myths.
Here is the Link to the IC where they RPed. This is where Lantz had the dumbass idea of threatening someone for an alliance from the start. There's a bit much to read, but you can skip anything that's not posted by Lantz or @Leo.
Now refer to pages 22, 23, and 25, 26, 27, 28. Also you would want to read the RP responses from Eddyak who RPed Kotomine Kirei, the canon overseer of the war and RacingeR (also known as Jormungandr) who is going to RP Gilgamesh. From there, he then went on to bomb the Church (which is actually a neutral zone where the overseer "referees" the war) just to send some stupid message that no place is safe. And every RPer around told him in the OOC thread that was a retarded idea. And poor Leo has to go along with it being Lantz's Servant. But being a tardlet, he ignored their warnings because he had a plan.
But you know how that song and dance goes. A canon character known for being uber OP, Gilgamesh, is in that church. He survived and is quite pissed (in-character, of course). Rider/Leo, ditches Lantz to save his own skin, and Lantz dies. It doesn't take much to figure out that Lantz had a chimpout during this whole thing. So after this was done, he left the RP and that's when his self-imposed exile began.
Here is part of the OOC thread. There's so many pages. But I think this is where the whole Church thing starts in the discussion where Lantz bitches about dying and showing his inanity. I’ll look into which page numbers you can check later for your reading convenience a bit later.
Other than that, he continues to make fanfiction of his OC, Satoshi, under the fanfiction section of the site.
And well, he's basically a Sue if you haven't figured it out yet. So he has fanfics where his Sue fucks with canon characters. Because of his raging hard-on for his waifu, Arturia, he apparently made Satoshi commit incest by fucking own mother. Yeah. He made Satoshi fuck Arturia. So I'll leave it to you guys to think about that. A
It comes to no surprise his fanfiction is shit. But, a lot of the BL forumers tried to critique him reasonably at first. Though it’s clear that they weren’t going to be a hugbox. Especially when he insulted a lot of the forumers who critiqued him. Some told him to “git gud”. Others told him to GTFO. He’s still butthurt, but nowadays he continues to post at times where no one really gives a shit.
Enjoy his Q&A threads in here and this earlier one here. There are more, but I can post them up later.
Claiming Satoshi’s abilities are static when he keeps changing it every fucking time. Especially somehow making him a True Magician of Third Magic.
WAAAH! WAAH! I HAVE A SRS CONDITION! BUT I WON’T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS!!!ONE111 TREAT ME AS IF I HAVE IT!
His attempted Fanfiction Contest in here. Which is literally like a Deviantart Trade. Where people who join this contest make a good fic, but they get his shitty fic as a prize.Blessed be the Omnissiah Magos.
Some of his Blog Posts, but beware. You need to make an account first to see them. But I can post what it says in spoilers for some of them. Though the BL members commented on them. And I don’t feel like posting every comment here. So you’ll want to make an account to have a look.
Lantz "proves" gil can't know everything through his very solid logic that it's impossible to store the entirety of the marvel universes in a human brain.
Well I ranted, I feel better after relaxing. No I'm not sorry for the rant, it's all still true.
time to explain why the concept suggested is flawed.
today's case Gilgamesh, the knowledge of human history and why giving him the all the collected history of the marvel and dc universes doesn't work.
namely the human brain, regardless of how you stack it the brain does not have limitless capacity, no not even with it's magic.
this leads that his knowledge gained is finite period, otherwise this creates a number of plot holes in FSN in general. why does the last statement matter?
well even a limit knowledge of the histories of marvel and DC would leave Gil a drooling chump. the DC multiverse has been rebooted, reconfigured and altered so many times he would be stuffed with so much information he'd be very likely unable to remember his own name. this is nothing to say anything of the marvel universe which uses a four digit code number and sub letters for it's universes which are all even more complex then DC's universes. with both history strings he'd likely die from misfiring neurons and forgetting how to breathe.
Fact is this is a TM Forum, logically I can trust the people here to know TypeMoon, at the same time logic does not confirm anyone here should default know comics, if you don't actually raise your hand and say I know comics I won't bother assuming you do because expecting people to know what I do be default would be elitist fuckery.
Some shit about his thoughts on some characters
Stupid shit about continuity
Him failing math and apparently working on a Visual Novel.
Some shit about communication and some claim that because he roleplayed for 10 years, he’s a veteran roleplayer. Except when he does stupid shit like in the Holy Grill Wars.
Also Mike1984 is his faggot butt buddy. He’s got some hilarity of his own being his enabler. But I won’t cover him because the people helping me would be affected. So I won’t go over him for now.
Lantz ragequitting for a bit. Should totally check out the comments here.
Stupid shit about trying to avoid spoiling his “unfinished” fic that he still hasn’t finished for years.
The comments here are the best.
His defense of his damn Sue.
More shit about Sues.Satoshi’s totally not a sue guys! Stop triggering me!
You can see the rest of his fuckery in here.
There’s more content in another site. But I promised some of my informers that I wouldn’t use it since its exposure will affect them as well in other ways that I can’t say.
At the moment, this is still a bit unfinished since an important informer is gone for three days at a vacation. So I'm posting it here for now.
Edit: Fucked up on the last bit of this OP. Muh bad. Fucking coding.
ok time to shine with my nasufag status im going to analyze and explain why everything is hilariusly wrong, excuse me if someone already explained this
First of all his insert is not a heroic spirit, he is not famous or have do anything that make it worth to be in the Throne of heroes, he tried to make a Artoria clone but he got the dragon part wrong, our dear mushroom (nasu) stated this in the Garden of Avalon short story
so his "as a baby was bonded with a dragon" is bullshit, Merlin doesnt give two shits about people that he did not found interesting and the dragon thing of artoria was super duper taboo even by england standards
Avalon (place)is not a source of magic , is simply one "lay" of the earth, according to Merlin in the Garden of avalon sidestories
even if he has inserted Avalon (the sheath) inside his body it cant give him inmortality, barely self healing because the damn thing only work when artoria is near
lets see Abilities
Dragon: HELL NAW not even artoria can ride dragons and she has a very high level of the riding skill and a dragon core , there is no freaking way that he is bonded with a dragon because dragons do not exist in the normal plane ,they exist now in the others lay of the earth after the end of the age of gods
Magic spells: >he has high grade magic on par with merlin, AJAAJAJAJAJA nope,first Merlin has the most broken Mistic eyes in the nasuverse "
“the Eyes Which See through the World”, he knows EVERYTHING and sees EVERYTHING there is no way that a mere fairy construct can wield true magic like merlin does, oh yeah he use the real deal, not the lel spells lel mumbo jumbo, the real deal
Healing: he cant use avalon because he is not the user of excalibur that is a terrible terrible fact that even in card games has never been changed
Divine protection: that thing doesnt work that way, you can say is protection when is not protecting you for anything only giving you habilities, divine stuff has a category, is a Skill and is called Divinity, people like Gilgamesh or Karna has it, is merely a buff in canon
Sacred court: this is the most funny one, first of all is true you can put rules, but those are for designing the projection, and only work for one ruleset, normally it works so the caster has some kind of advantage, but it cant affect directly if someone else was inside, recently there was a new NP from apocrypha "First Folio" that more or less work liked this one
Weapons oh dear:
Sword of darkness: sigh you dont need "a specific" weapon to kill him, and crafting one require something that can assblast his divinity, that is why Emiya manage to beat him by replicating shitload of his own divine armory
Clarent: he cant use mordred sword because mordred is by default a heroic spirit, he was talking about Clarent Blood Arthur but that is a "super" version and only works with mordred because she hates artoria (later he contradicted this saying that he cant disobey artoria) so he cant even use blood arthur lol
Knight of pendragon: KEKES in all the canons they are called Knight of the round table and almost all of them died during mordred rebellion
also a japanese self insert in medieval england AKAKAKAKAKA
Unless you are a vampire or a monster they dont give two shits about normal people, and only removing certain exceptions they are the red shirt army of the nasuverse
oh boy, you need a lot of patience, there is so much canon shit that not even the wikia can help you
he is now, he appears in the Garden of avalon side story explaining several things like how artoria was made, and worst of it introducing her new NP, Rhongomiant a lance she used to kill a dragon that has a "anti divine sword skill"
nope, she was hipnotized and the sperm was "extracted", if she has fucked her then Mordred would be a normal human
never read the novels of fate/zero, in a interview urobuchi stated that he wanted her to suffer more that any other character in the setting, the anime portrayed all the fuckery in a very vanilla way
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