Dramacow Lantzblades - Beast Lair's Autistic Scourge

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Oh good, a Nasuverse cow. I saw the words, "Beast's Lair," quickly on the main page and got excited for this, finally a thread where my VN experience will be relevant.

 

[Guzzlord]

If Shirou's supposed to be his dad, I might give him a pass on the name. But I get the sense that this guy is the type of person people mean when they talk about stereotypical dudeweebs.

Nah, i dont think that he is, because that guy's according to his Bio 2000 years old and Merlin granted him his powers. As far as i know Merlin ain't really around in the present in the Nasuverse.

Im kind of surprised the BL guys seem kind of tolerant towards him. I've never been active there, so i have no idea about their mentality.
The Nasuverse fandom on the chans (where i often used to be) was pretty bad with elitism and circlejerking, also the tumblr part used to be that way

 

[Bob's Fries]

His roleplaying seems pretty obnoxious, and I got the sense he was stirring up community drama. But if they've given him a warning, then that's good enough. Just wondering if he had any ties with the mods or something.

If Shirou's supposed to be his dad, I might give him a pass on the name. But I get the sense that this guy is the type of person people mean when they talk about stereotypical dudeweebs.

Honestly, My Immortal is a massive improvement on his sex scenes.

Ahahahaha, yeah. Lantz's lemons are pretty cringeworthy. Even by the standards of Beast Lair's "smut expert". So at best his smut stuff can be used to read ironically with friends by trying to read in attempted squeaky animu voices for the lulz.

 

[Rin]

Ahahahaha, yeah. Lantz's lemons are pretty cringeworthy. Even by the standards of Beast Lair's "smut expert". So at best his smut stuff can be used to read ironically with friends by trying to read in attempted squeaky animu voices for the lulz.

Someone should do a dramatic reading of it with the tinkly music from the H-scenes in the background.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Oh jesus christ, a Nasuverse lolcow from Beasts Lair?
Im kinda shocked. Im a pretty big Nasuverse nerd by myself...

His OC tho, oh wow, thats some Ultra suematerial we are seeing here. Is that man really 30?
i love how he made his OC to a relative of a canon character and ships him with the same character, nice incest u did there.
Lets not forget the totally inappropiate name (Mind you, Arturia is genderbent King Artur, which stems from england, yet that OC has a japanese name. Thought only 13 year old Narutards would choose weebnames for western characters, but here we go)
Lets not forget how many unlogical gaps his backstory has and how lame it actually sounds. He kinda reminds me of a mash up of Mordred (Arturia/Saber's canon daughter) and Saver (the male prototype of Arturia)

For what it's worth, Saber did have incest sex at least once. Though that's more a result of making Saber be King Arthur, with Arthur's lore stating that he had an illegitimate child with his half-sister. Don't even get me started on Merlin's futanari magic that he for some reason has so they can explain the female-female pregnancy.

Don't worry, normal people, everything I just said there makes sense within the proper insane context.

Also his sex scene is even worse written than the actual sex scenes from the nasuverse visual novels (yes, theyre infamous for being really bad)

At least you get really dumb metaphors in Nasu sex scenes. I don't see a single educated prostitute line, or even a single reference to seafood.

Someone should do a dramatic reading of it with the tinkly music from the H-scenes in the background.

Can we pay Flossman and Frank Rizzo to do it? I think only they have the sufficient sexual tension to convey the meaning of the work.

 

[Guzzlord]

For what it's worth, Saber did have incest sex at least once. Though that's more a result of making Saber be King Arthur, with Arthur's lore stating that he had an illegitimate child with his half-sister. Don't even get me started on Merlin's futanari magic that he for some reason has so they can explain the female-female pregnancy.

Ah yes, the thing with Morgan Lefay. If i remember correctly Morgan didnt really had sex with Saber (i think i just realized how unpleasant my nicknamechoice is in that context) but basically stole sperm from from her to raise a child in her uterus and made it grow up instantly with some unexplainable magic, hence Mordred being a Homunculus.

I still wonder how our lolcow here tries to explain that Saber had another son, because canonically she only had Mordred, whom she refused.

Also hereby i supply the appropiate music to listen to when you read lantz wonderful lemon!

Spoiler: music you definitely would have sex to

 

[Bob's Fries]

Someone should do a dramatic reading of it with the tinkly music from the H-scenes in the background.

Btw, Informer 1 says you can finish his work on his late idea about Sakika. Just don't credit him or anything.

[7/11/15, 11:52:29 AM] Informer 1: On 7/11/15, at 10:50 AM, ME wrote:
> You okay with Nara finishing your work, bruh?
ya
[7/11/15, 11:52:32 AM]Informer 1: but don't like
[7/11/15, 11:52:34 AM] Informer 1: credit me

 

[Rin]

Btw, Informer 1 says you can finish his work on his late idea about Sakika. Just don't credit him or anything.

Okay, I might give it a shot.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

This whole topic reminds me that I really wanna get into the Nasuverse.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Ah yes, the thing with Morgan Lefay. If i remember correctly Morgan didnt really had sex with Saber (i think i just realized how unpleasant my nicknamechoice is in that context) but basically stole sperm from from her to raise a child in her uterus and made it grow up instantly with some unexplainable magic, hence Mordred being a Homunculus.

I still wonder how our lolcow here tries to explain that Saber had another son, because canonically she only had Mordred, whom she refused.

Also hereby i supply the appropiate music to listen to when you read lantz wonderful lemon!

Spoiler: music you definitely would have sex to

I'm partial to the Ever After version of the appropriate song from the Tsukihime track.

Spoiler

Btw, Informer 1 says you can finish his work on his late idea about Sakika. Just don't credit him or anything.

That is a wonderful idea. He seems like the type who would get up in arms over his bad fanfiction being stolen from him. Maybe if we get particularly lucky, we could lure him here to sperg on us directly. Nothing quite as efficient for generating content as bringing the cows home.

 

[Bob's Fries]

That is a wonderful idea. He seems like the type who would get up in arms over his bad fanfiction being stolen from him. Maybe if we get particularly lucky, we could lure him here to sperg on us directly. Nothing quite as efficient for generating content as bringing the cows home.

Yeah, we'll see how it goes. He might take the bait.

Edit: According to Informer 1 and Informer 4, part of Lantz of getting away with stuff is with mods back then were either lax or incompetent.

Edit 2: Some logs

[7/11/15, 12:10:59 PM] INFORMER 4: btw, about why lantz hasn't been banned yet. I'm honestly not sure, because my memory's shit right now, and it'd probably be better to ask a mod or admin about that
[7/11/15, 12:11:32 PM] ME: Alright
[7/11/15, 12:11:34 PM] INFORMER 4: but I think it's because they didn't see that he was doing anything particularly banworthy for some reason? they did act against him recently though, which I think limited his output
[7/11/15, 12:11:48 PM] ME: I'll probably ask REDACTED and REDACTED later about this.
[7/11/15, 12:11:52 PM] INFORMER 4: again, my memory sucks, so I can't confirm that
[7/11/15, 12:11:54 PM] INFORMER 4: and yeah
[7/11/15, 12:11:54 PM] INFORMER 1: it's becase
[7/11/15, 12:11:56 PM] INFORMER 1: new mods
[7/11/15, 12:12:03 PM] INFORMER 1: who are actually competent
[7/11/15, 12:12:06 PM] INFORMER 1: see his shit
[7/11/15, 12:12:08 PM] INFORMER 1: for what it is
[7/11/15, 12:12:10 PM] INFORMER 4: yeah, I know it happened as soon as REDACTED and REDACTED were brought on at least
[7/11/15, 12:12:18 PM] INFORMER 4: (they were good choices)
[7/11/15, 12:12:34 PM] ME: So basically the older mods were incompetent?
[7/11/15, 12:12:42 PM] ME: Is why he wasn't banned yet?
[7/11/15, 12:12:44 PM] INFORMER 4: or at least really lax
[7/11/15, 12:12:53 PM] INFORMER 4: the amount of incompetence varies on the mod.
[7/11/15, 12:14:08 PM] INFORMER 4: but REDACTED and REDACTED have more the right level of severity and the willingness to distribute punishment. so thanks to that, something regarding lantz was finally done. likely if he acts up again, he could face further punishment
[7/11/15, 12:14:13 PM] INFORMER 4: though it's likely not a guarantee
[7/11/15, 12:14:25 PM] INFORMER 4: again, this is something you'd probably have to ask an admin or mod to clarify
[7/11/15, 12:14:47 PM] INFORMER 1: he stopped posting
[7/11/15, 12:15:27 PM] INFORMER 4: yeah, because he finally faced consequences for his actions on an administrative level that wasn't from someone that hated his guts more than likely
[7/11/15, 12:15:49 PM] ME: A'ight.
[7/11/15, 12:16:02 PM] INFORMER 4: np
[7/11/15, 12:16:09 PM] INFORMER 4: though again, take what I'm saying with a grain of salt
[7/11/15, 12:16:18 PM] INFORMER 4: I'd probably just ask REDACTED for confirmation on stuff
[7/11/15, 12:16:31 PM] INFORMER 4: she'll probably be on this evening like usual unless she has IRL stuff

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Yeah, we'll see how it goes. He might take the bait.

Edit: According to Informer 1 and Informer 4, part of Lantz of getting away with stuff is with mods back then were either lax or incompetent.

I guess I need to go look through all of his content and posts to find out what particularly sets him off, besides making fun of his RP and fiction. I wonder if there's any particular groups, ideologies, or activities that anger him?

 

[Rin]

I guess I need to go look through all of his content and posts to find out what particularly sets him off, besides making fun of his RP and fiction. I wonder if there's any particular groups, ideologies, or activities that anger him?

Apparently, he's triggered by liking Tokiomi (whose name he can't spell) and/or Kariya, and not having sufficient sympathy for Sakura.

 

[Bob's Fries]

I guess I need to go look through all of his content and posts to find out what particularly sets him off, besides making fun of his RP and fiction. I wonder if there's any particular groups, ideologies, or activities that anger him?

[7/11/15, 12:20:31 PM] ME: Any ideas?
[7/11/15, 12:20:37 PM] INFORMER 1: ntr
[7/11/15, 12:20:44 PM] INFORMER 1 that fic outline
[7/11/15, 12:20:51 PM] INFORMER 1: is literally just about everything he hates
[7/11/15, 12:20:52 PM] ME: Huh?
[7/11/15, 12:20:52 PM] INFORMER 1: oh
[7/11/15, 12:20:53 PM] INFORMER 1: also
[7/11/15, 12:20:56 PM] ME: Fic outline?
[7/11/15, 12:20:59 PM] INFORMER 1: make fun of his grammar
[7/11/15, 12:21:00 PM] INFORMER 1: ya
[7/11/15, 12:21:06 PM] INFORMER 1: my tale of being the best

Also check my previous post for another log.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Apparently, he's triggered by liking Tokiomi (whose name he can't spell) and/or Kariya, and not having sufficient sympathy for Sakura.

Tokiomi is slayerid, so I'm not surprised he dislikes him. Though Kariya confuses me a bit, especially since he's trying to help Sakura. Maybe Kariya makes him sad since he relate to him on being a lonely loser who never accomplished anything and will die alone?

Also, I'll make sure to say bad things about Sakura from now on. I'll refer to her only as wormslut and talk about how much I loved the Mind of Steel ending.

 

[Rin]

Tokiomi is slayerid, so I'm not surprised he dislikes him. Though Kariya confuses me a bet, especially since he's trying to help Sakura. Maybe Kariya makes him sad since he relate to him on being a lonely loser who never accomplished anything and will die alone?

Also, I'll make sure to say bad things about Sakura from now on. I'll refer to he only as wormslut and talk about how much I loved the Mind of Steel ending.

Basically, Kariya should have told Aoi and Tokiomi what the Matous were doing to Sakura, why don't characters respond the same way he would as the viewer, Sakurahate makes him sad. I'd suggest acting like Carnival Phantasm's characterization is canon.

 

[Bob's Fries]

[7/11/15, 12:25:02 PM] Informer 4: also the Sakura smoothie is classic fridgeing. which is why I got pissed about it instead of just laughing at the absurdity. (well, that, and I was a lot more tense and frustrated at the time, so I was easier to anger)
[7/11/15, 12:25:28 PM] Informer 1: fridging?
[7/11/15, 12:25:50 PM] Informer 4: basically it's killing off a female character just to make a male character have sad feels and motivate him to do plot things
[7/11/15, 12:26:02 PM] Informer 4: usually in a horrific way
[7/11/15, 12:26:03 PM] Informer 1: oh
[7/11/15, 12:26:23 PM] Informer 1: that'd bother me normally
[7/11/15, 12:26:26 PM] Informer 1: but with lantz
[7/11/15, 12:26:29 PM] Informer 1: it's like
[7/11/15, 12:26:36 PM] Informer 1: a minor problem
[7/11/15, 12:26:40 PM] Informer 1: comparetively
[7/11/15, 12:26:47 PM] Informer 4: because his fics are just that shitty?
[7/11/15, 12:26:54 PM] Informer 1: yea
[7/11/15, 12:27:19 PM] Informer 1: he's thrown so much shit on the wall that I can't see the cracks
[7/11/15, 12:32:17 PM] ME: So he made a fic outline that's pretty much sexist?
[7/11/15, 12:33:14 PM] Informer 1: no I did
[7/11/15, 12:33:17 PM] Informer 1: that mocked him
[7/11/15, 12:33:25 PM] ME: Oh, the one with Sakika?
[7/11/15, 12:33:28 PM] Informer 1: pretty sure you linked it
[7/11/15, 12:33:33 PM] Informer 4: I can confirm the fridging though
[7/11/15, 12:33:48 PM] Informer 4: there's also what he had "Sakura" tell Kiyoshi in the RP (Note: This is a different RP somewhere)
[7/11/15, 12:33:58 PM] Informer 4: about how women are more emotional and stuff
[7/11/15, 12:34:09 PM] Informer 4: to explain her fight with my Rin
[7/11/15, 12:34:28 PM] Informer 4: even Mike called that out as sexist
[7/11/15, 12:34:31 PM] Informer 4: Mike.

Informer 4 will provide me the exact post for me in a bit.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I've never read an rp session that didn't make me cringe. And that includes losers on YouTube who respond to comments as anime characters. If there was a option to automaticly block users based on their username, I'd put 'Vegeta' and 'Eren Yaeger' on such a list.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I've never read an rp session that didn't make me cringe. And that includes losers on YouTube who respond to comments as anime characters. If there was a option to automaticly block users based on their username, I'd put 'Vegeta' and 'Eren Yaeger' on such a list.

I don't personally enjoy RP myself, but I can understand the appeal to it for others, provided it's a reasonable session and you don't get idiots like Lantz and their OCs. That said, every time I do see a bunch of comments on YouTube with people roleplaying as various anime or game characters, I do sigh and cringe a bit. It's always particularly awful, but then again, YouTube comments were always known for being cancer.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

But, Gil is like the worst possible choice for his fixation. I could see Shirou being into comic books or something (*insert shitty "Man of Steel" pun here*), but Gil is the one who literally said at one point that the modern world is worthless and dull.

Also, what's up with the whole incest thing? Why would he make his waifu his character's mom if he can't resist the urge
to ship? Is he also his own dad and this is some kind of time paradox? Or is Saber cheating on Shirou with him? None of this makes sense...

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that the servants are summoned to vessels instead of manifested bodily? No, that doesn't make sense. Saber's an exception to that. Probably just really fucking stupid.

His other OC's he made up for another RP.





Notice how the Taiga once seems to be pre-built to hate and try to kill Gilgamesh. Yeah, he has a hate boner for
Gilgamesh. And he ripped off of Rave Master for the Sakura one, kek.

Edit: Shit, I double-posted. I'm sorry.

Why would he make an OC version of Sakura? She TPKs almost everything in her route (including Gil I think) by virtue of being an eldritch abomination.