- Joined
- Oct 11, 2018
Sorry I've been remiss. Obligations and shit.
The fat toddler pose is lovely. Fight me.
So let's start with the fuckery that's her hair.
My eyes were instantly drawn to this. What the hell is this? That's the wrong color of gray for a piece of the background. It appears to be some sort of off-white clip.
At 800% magnification, you can clearly see it's a clip of some sort. Odd. Is this an extension that's on its way out?
Two notes here. First - the hair that is permanently stuck as part of her back. That's what the lower arrow's pointing at. The upper arrow is pointing at the perfectly. Straight. Line. You know, those perfectly straight lines that Tess and her filters can never seem to get away from that never occur in nature.
Now this... is too perfect to be a piece of the background. It's too straight of a line. I suspect it's a fabric element from where her filters attempted to construct her a new back.
I couldn't help but giggle that she missed a patch of gray.
This has to be the weirdest overlay of hair and ear ever. Either she has goofy as fuck Dumbo ears that extend off her head like a set of wings, her hair is erupting from a piece of flesh on her ear, or that's some dirty filter work there.
Played with color and contrast just a smidge here to bring out the red so we can all see this horrible looking fatty abscess under her manly cleft chin. Yikes.
Now fiddling with brightness and contrast really brings out all the pixelation where she had her filters doin' some massive body pushing. Look at that wonderful gradient absolutely littered with a muddy sea of flesh-colored pixels where she pushed in her fucking arm (there's the blue and black artifacts there, too, mingling with fleshy bits) to make her boob separate from her gunt and her arm! It gave her arm an unfortunate, unnatural dip, but who the hell's gonna notice that other than idiots like me?
I like having the brightness/contrast do some work for me. Behold the pixelation around her blubbery ass. Specifically, behold the line of white pixels where her underwear were shoved all over the fucking place around the top of her supposed ass. It's beautiful. I am in particular adoring the cloud of 3 pixels that's just hanging out in mid-air above the curve that erupts after the pixel-perfect straight line the filter made her rear into. This shit's simply magical.
Behold the difference in the crispness of the line. Tells ya where the blur tool dun her dirty. Her vertical ass is so soft and blurred compared to her cellulite thigh region.
My eyes were instantly drawn to this. What the hell is this? That's the wrong color of gray for a piece of the background. It appears to be some sort of off-white clip.
At 800% magnification, you can clearly see it's a clip of some sort. Odd. Is this an extension that's on its way out?
Two notes here. First - the hair that is permanently stuck as part of her back. That's what the lower arrow's pointing at. The upper arrow is pointing at the perfectly. Straight. Line. You know, those perfectly straight lines that Tess and her filters can never seem to get away from that never occur in nature.
Now this... is too perfect to be a piece of the background. It's too straight of a line. I suspect it's a fabric element from where her filters attempted to construct her a new back.
I couldn't help but giggle that she missed a patch of gray.
This has to be the weirdest overlay of hair and ear ever. Either she has goofy as fuck Dumbo ears that extend off her head like a set of wings, her hair is erupting from a piece of flesh on her ear, or that's some dirty filter work there.
Played with color and contrast just a smidge here to bring out the red so we can all see this horrible looking fatty abscess under her manly cleft chin. Yikes.
Now fiddling with brightness and contrast really brings out all the pixelation where she had her filters doin' some massive body pushing. Look at that wonderful gradient absolutely littered with a muddy sea of flesh-colored pixels where she pushed in her fucking arm (there's the blue and black artifacts there, too, mingling with fleshy bits) to make her boob separate from her gunt and her arm! It gave her arm an unfortunate, unnatural dip, but who the hell's gonna notice that other than idiots like me?
I like having the brightness/contrast do some work for me. Behold the pixelation around her blubbery ass. Specifically, behold the line of white pixels where her underwear were shoved all over the fucking place around the top of her supposed ass. It's beautiful. I am in particular adoring the cloud of 3 pixels that's just hanging out in mid-air above the curve that erupts after the pixel-perfect straight line the filter made her rear into. This shit's simply magical.
Behold the difference in the crispness of the line. Tells ya where the blur tool dun her dirty. Her vertical ass is so soft and blurred compared to her cellulite thigh region.
And apologies, but that's all I've got the patience for right now. Got some serious lag and drinks going on right now.
I wonder how Olly thinks Tess is stupid. Could it maybe the fact Tess invited a literal stranger to come live with her, rent free,then got ditched by Olly, then when Olly couldn't find someone to mooch off of, Tess lets Olly come back, once again rent free, just so long as she helps Tess's LARP of being a queer woman?
