Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

I mean, the Justice League thematically resembles the Greek Pantheon.

Superman = Zeus
Batman = Hades
Wonder Woman = Athena (I know Hera is the top Goddess of the Olympians, but Diana is closer to Athena in temperament.)
Aquaman = Poseidon
Flash = Hermes
Green Lantern = Apollo
Green Arrow = Artemis
Cyborg = Hephaestus
Hawkman = Ares (Perhaps, given how he is portrayed as aggressive in the comics and uses ancient weapons.)
Plastic Man = Dionysus

No Aphrodite. That's why comic-book nerds get no laid.

He knows as much about art as he does movie criticism.

He worships Jeff Koons. Go figure.

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The "MovieBob shit" convo on religion continues.

The difference is that Mouse worshippers are Thinkers, right?




Unfortunately the convo fizzled to some boring Marxist rumination between the relationship between Politics and Culture:


On another branch of the convo, Bobby surprises us with his post-Marxist insight -- the Economic Base is all down to "PERCEPTION".




Bobby is freer from biases than you proles, because he re-evaluates his position constantly. If you disagree, you are just assuming bad faith on his part:


From the peanut gallery:



I did read it as "unhealthy", because Bob.

Bobby doesn't know how to quit Peter Coffin:


He wants to "end" Peter Coffin:


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Bobby is beside himself at the thought of the Dems making the GOP impossible to win elections, so they can inflicting their tyranny over working-class Americans perpetually.

Recall yesterday's tweet: "terrorists" include "ordinary voters".

"...white/social-right" is LITERALLY the only ID no one has to tolerate!"

So you can identify as "social-right" as long as you are not white?

21st century Nazi: anyone who thinks rainbow faggots should not be a pretext to invade countries like Poland or Brazil:


Somehow Ghostbuster's Muncher makes Bobby think of the dynastical families on the left:


Covid vaccines:

By "selective freedom", Bloomberg means the privilege granted to the vaccinated (such as air travel and restaurant patronage) but is denied to the unvaccinated. Of course privileged Lynnites are all for it: fuck you, got mine!

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Synder!!!!!!!

Ironically the incessant mewing of Bobby and his SJW pals makes Synder more famous than anyone who directed MCU.

Spiderman:


MCU:




Dave Chappelle:


NASCAR, but with Mortal Kombat:

I thought Mortal Kombat characters are already playing beach volleyball?


You provide your own commentary.

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Bobby and Chu-chu are hatching some hi-tech new-age get-rich-quick scheme: professionally certified good vibe crystals


Bobby's Angels. Bobby tries to get in Eddie's pants:


Cozying up to Nymphomachy:


Bobby is thirstier than Sahara.

Gross.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Bob literally generates so much filler content it's insane. The man is like a shitty anime; he puts out maybe one or two nuggets of absolute insanity. However the majority of his shit is like the above tweets: inane babble of an insane man trying to be relevant online. How can anyone - especially a man reaching the later stages of life - give a single, solitary fuck about social media? I'm twenty five and I haven't logged into my social media in like three months. Bob truly is a bugman.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Bob literally generates so much filler content it's insane. The man is like a shitty anime; he puts out maybe one or two nuggets of absolute insanity. However the majority of his shit is like the above tweets: inane babble of an insane man trying to be relevant online. How can anyone - especially a man reaching the later stages of life - give a single, solitary fuck about social media? I'm twenty five and I haven't logged into my social media in like three months. Bob truly is a bugman.

Thats an insult to Anime Filler. Some filler episodes were really good, Inuyasha had many filler episodes on par with its actual story-line. Bob is just drunkenly rambling about whatever pops into his head for 22 hours a day, there is no rhyme or reason to what he Tweets about. He goes from Superhero movies, to thirst posts, to wishing death on the Midwest. He's so addicted to the dopamine rush he gets from Twitter likes that he will Tweet about anything, desperate to get someone to respond to him to make his shitty life worth living. If Tweeting about how your shit filled drain is overflowing on your professional business account will get you one like; Bob will tweet about it every time.

 

[Red Hood]

I even remember EZ;PZ video about and the rumored fanfic he wrote about the magic sword given to him by Shigeru Miyamoto to purge the world. A pity it's nowhere to be seen because we probably would pay to read that autistic rambling.

Shit, I'd chip in for Nolan North to do a dramatic reading.

 

[Flexo]

And here I thought Slimer was the spirit of John Belushi.

I mean, the Justice League thematically resembles the Greek Pantheon.

Superman = Zeus
Batman = Hades
Wonder Woman = Athena (I know Hera is the top Goddess of the Olympians, but Diana is closer to Athena in temperament.)
Aquaman = Poseidon
Flash = Hermes
Green Lantern = Apollo
Green Arrow = Artemis
Cyborg = Hephaestus
Hawkman = Ares (Perhaps, given how he is portrayed as aggressive in the comics and uses ancient weapons.)
Plastic Man = Dionysus

Not a perfect 1:1 comparison. However, no rational person would actually worship superheroes, which is why Bob make the MCU the centre of his pitiful existence.

Geez if I had every issue of Justice League that played in that motif, I would have over half of it's run. And you can really play with the line up too (like Steel being Hephaestus before Cyborg). Orion is so very Ares during his membership, etc etc.

Like no joke, that point gets made about every other writer of JL. Grant Morrison LOOOOOVED to play with it too.

He already abuses alcohol, what I doubt is the ability of a needle to get through the fat layer to a vein.


That could actually be a compelling basis for an Elseworlds (granted one would have to create a Greek goddess of fishnet stockings to accomodate Black Canary). Were I working for DC I'd hire you in a second to flesh out that idea, but no, more YA crap aimed to impress cat ladies that don't buy comics.

You mean besides Kingdom Come? I know I have an elseworlds of this. Riddle of the Beast is close. There's a wonder woman one too...

 

[Imposteroak]

You provide your own commentary.

get a degree that isn't in multimedia studies. No sanctuary or zoo wants to be front page for feeding a manatee a "fairly small amount of mcdonalds" and killing it.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Thats an insult to Anime Filler. Some filler episodes were really good, Inuyasha had many filler episodes on par with its actual story-line.

Dragon Ball Super had some pretty good filler episodes too.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The difference is that Mouse worshippers are Thinkers, right?

Bob is too dumb to realize watching a Disney film is not the same as worshipping Mickey Mouse.

From the peanut gallery:

A sea sponge has more self-awareness than Bob, Hollis.

Bobby is beside himself at the thought of the Dems making the GOP impossible to win elections, so they can inflicting their tyranny over working-class Americans perpetually.

And it won't end the way Bob thinks it will. His entire worldview depends on the mayo ghouls simply accepting their fate and die out, which they won't because humans have a strong sense of self-preservation. I said it before, such measures would likely spark a second civil war would be utterly devastating for (sub)urban simpletons like the Chipman family. Bob's smooth brain cannot comprehend that cities will most likely have their supply lines cut off with food shortages common. What's more aren't many of those who enlist in the armed forces from the wasteland? I doubt that they would be eager to turn their guns on their friends and family. You can expect mass desertions--if not outright insurrections if they get such orders. Bob's comfortable little life will come to a screeching halt when that happens.

He wants to "end" Peter Coffin:

Like Bob bought his own useless degree? If evil is born from ignorance, than Bob would give Hitler/Stalin/Mao/Pol Pot a run for their money.

 

[Red Hood]

Geez if I had every issue of Justice League that played in that motif, I would have over half of it's run. And you can really play with the line up too (like Steel being Hephaestus before Cyborg). Orion is so very Ares during his membership, etc etc.

Like no joke, that point gets made about every other writer of JL. Grant Morrison LOOOOOVED to play with it too.

You mean besides Kingdom Come? I know I have an elseworlds of this. Riddle of the Beast is close. There's a wonder woman one too...

There are plenty of holes in my comics knowledge. My elseworlds knowledge isn't extensive, and is primarily limited to Mike Mignola's contributions and Red Son.

 

[Marissa Moira]

A question, a paradox really, is this a small amount of food or a large amount of bigotry?

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I'm going to watch the Snyder cut just as a fuck you to CinemaBobert. I don't like cape shit but I dislike Bob more.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bobby and Chu-chu are hatching some hi-tech new-age get-rich-quick scheme: professionally certified good vibe crystals
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Bob has completely and utterly missed Chu's point. Chu was criticizing the healing crystal industry. His first tweet was pointing out the fact that these cheap crystals are mined in third world countries by slave labor so gullible Americans can indulge in their New Age beliefs. His second tweet pointed out how insane the pseudoscience behind said beliefs has become.

Bob, however, cannot think beyond a get-rich-quick scheme (and probably how he'll blow his newfound wealth on McNuggies.)

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob is so viscerally repulsive to me that I can't bring myself to watch Wandavision past episode 2, just because he's slobbering all over it.

It's like a part of me fears that whatever is wrong with him is going to somehow infect and sully me.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

And it won't end the way Bob thinks it will. His entire worldview depends on the mayo ghouls simply accepting their fate and die out, which they won't because humans have a strong sense of self-preservation. I said it before, such measures would likely spark a second civil war would be utterly devastating for (sub)urban simpletons like the Chipman family. Bob's smooth brain cannot comprehend that cities will most likely have their supply lines cut off with food shortages common. What's more aren't many of those who enlist in the armed forces from the wasteland? I doubt that they would be eager to turn their guns on their friends and family. You can expect mass desertions--if not outright insurrections if they get such orders. Bob's comfortable little life will come to a screeching halt when that happens.

This has been plenty discussed in A&H and Bob cannot even fathom how fucked he will be in the event of an insurrection/civil war in the US, specially when the expected desertion rate at the moment conflict starts is expected to be 50% (and this is being optimistic), and raising to 75% if the conflict goes on for more than a month. Then add the fact that other nations have a beef in the US and you can expect Billy Bob, the toothless hillbily from the Appalachia that goes to the range every day to suddenly be friends with Vlad, sent from Russia, to teach him how to fight in urban enviroments. Then, add to the mix the fact that most of these people have survival training, how frail the current US infrastructure is and the fact that most air bases are in red states, and it's not a very pretty picture.

Bob just says it because he needs to crank one out for his ego, like always. After all, he has absolutely no sense of commitment so if shit hits the fan, expect him to scurry away like a fat rat.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He doesn't know how to be a likable person, either.

Or what a softblock is.

Most average Joes don't even know the difference between Marvel and DC. They just want to watch an action film and forget their problems for 2 hours, not get PTSD as foot soldiers in a new version of the Console Wars.

When I watch capeshit, I watch it because I want to see two superpowered guys beat the living shit out of each other for 2 hours. I don't care about whatever autistic storyline there is.

No Aphrodite. That's why comic-book nerds get no laid.


He worships Jeff Koons. Go figure.

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The "MovieBob shit" convo on religion continues.
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The difference is that Mouse worshippers are Thinkers, right?

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Unfortunately the convo fizzled to some boring Marxist rumination between the relationship between Politics and Culture:
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On another branch of the convo, Bobby surprises us with his post-Marxist insight -- the Economic Base is all down to "PERCEPTION".
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Bobby is freer from biases than you proles, because he re-evaluates his position constantly. If you disagree, you are just assuming bad faith on his part:
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From the peanut gallery:
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I did read it as "unhealthy", because Bob.

Bobby doesn't know how to quit Peter Coffin:
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He wants to "end" Peter Coffin:
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Bobby is beside himself at the thought of the Dems making the GOP impossible to win elections, so they can inflicting their tyranny over working-class Americans perpetually.
View attachment 1923519
Recall yesterday's tweet: "terrorists" include "ordinary voters".

"...white/social-right" is LITERALLY the only ID no one has to tolerate!"
View attachment 1923661
So you can identify as "social-right" as long as you are not white?

21st century Nazi: anyone who thinks rainbow faggots should not be a pretext to invade countries like Poland or Brazil:
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Somehow Ghostbuster's Muncher makes Bobby think of the dynastical families on the left:
View attachment 1923655

Covid vaccines:
View attachment 1923530
By "selective freedom", Bloomberg means the privilege granted to the vaccinated (such as air travel and restaurant patronage) but is denied to the unvaccinated. Of course privileged Lynnites are all for it: fuck you, got mine!

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Synder!!!!!!!
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Ironically the incessant mewing of Bobby and his SJW pals makes Synder more famous than anyone who directed MCU.

Spiderman:
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MCU:
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Dave Chappelle:
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NASCAR, but with Mortal Kombat:
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I thought Mortal Kombat characters are already playing beach volleyball?

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You provide your own commentary.

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Bobby and Chu-chu are hatching some hi-tech new-age get-rich-quick scheme: professionally certified good vibe crystals
View attachment 1923681

Bobby's Angels. Bobby tries to get in Eddie's pants:
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Cozying up to Nymphomachy:
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Bobby is thirstier than Sahara.
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Gross.

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1) of course he does. Modern art is just a way of saying you're a neolib without calling yourself a neolib.
2) agreeing with Breitbart does not mean you support all the things Breitbart does. This is like implying that I must be a socialist because I agree with Omar and Tlaib about Palestine.
3) ”poverty is subjective” is retarded. Tell a homeless man that because he has a phone he's not truly poor and he'll, at best, laugh at you.
4) when neolibs made those ”great reset” videos, they said the quiet part out loud. I watched the videos. They are scary, they are what these people want, and saying that they exist does not make you a Q tard.
5) a one-party state is good now? How long until Blob greets people with ”Hail Victory!” and declares himself to be ”the Leader”?
6) and just as I compare Blob to the Nazis he decides to say, again, that Germany should invade Poland. You honestly couldn't make it up.
7) wearing a crystal will not turn you into an anti-Semite. Calling things that aren't anti-Semitism anti-Semitic diminishes the struggles Jews face.

A question, a paradox really, is this a small amount of food or a large amount of bigotry?
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It's delicious.

 

[Mr Snek]

This has been plenty discussed in A&H and Bob cannot even fathom how fucked he will be in the event of an insurrection/civil war in the US, specially when the expected desertion rate at the moment conflict starts is expected to be 50% (and this is being optimistic), and raising to 75% if the conflict goes on for more than a month. Then add the fact that other nations have a beef in the US and you can expect Billy Bob, the toothless hillbily from the Appalachia that goes to the range every day to suddenly be friends with Vlad, sent from Russia, to teach him how to fight in urban enviroments. Then, add to the mix the fact that most of these people have survival training, how frail the current US infrastructure is and the fact that most air bases are in red states, and it's not a very pretty picture.

Bob just says it because he needs to crank one out for his ego, like always. After all, he has absolutely no sense of commitment so if shit hits the fan, expect him to scurry away like a fat rat.

Bob also seems to think that glassing every red part of the country is a viable strategy. He reminds me a lot of a guy I knew in highschool who was convinced that the war on terror could be won by nuking the entire middle east. I expect he thinks that the president has a button on his desk at all times that drops a nuke where ever he orders it, whenever he orders it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He reminds me a lot of a guy I knew in highschool who was convinced that the war on terror could be won by nuking the entire middle east.

I'm reminded of a guy who basically said
• Bin Laden's supporters are Muslims
• Muslims' holy city is Mecca
• therefore we should threaten to nuke Mecca unless the Muslims give us Bin Laden.

 

[Positron]

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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If it is constitutional for the state to mandate vaccinations or masks because it might save somebody else's life, surely it's constitutional for the state to ban abortions because it will save the unborn baby's life?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

No Aphrodite. That's why comic-book nerds get no laid.


He worships Jeff Koons. Go figure.

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The "MovieBob shit" convo on religion continues.
View attachment 1923571
The difference is that Mouse worshippers are Thinkers, right?

View attachment 1923575
View attachment 1923576

Unfortunately the convo fizzled to some boring Marxist rumination between the relationship between Politics and Culture:
View attachment 1923585

On another branch of the convo, Bobby surprises us with his post-Marxist insight -- the Economic Base is all down to "PERCEPTION".
View attachment 1923619

View attachment 1923672

Bobby is freer from biases than you proles, because he re-evaluates his position constantly. If you disagree, you are just assuming bad faith on his part:
View attachment 1923629

From the peanut gallery:
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I did read it as "unhealthy", because Bob.

Bobby doesn't know how to quit Peter Coffin:
View attachment 1923594

He wants to "end" Peter Coffin:
View attachment 1923691

+ + + +
Bobby is beside himself at the thought of the Dems making the GOP impossible to win elections, so they can inflicting their tyranny over working-class Americans perpetually.
View attachment 1923519
Recall yesterday's tweet: "terrorists" include "ordinary voters".

"...white/social-right" is LITERALLY the only ID no one has to tolerate!"
View attachment 1923661
So you can identify as "social-right" as long as you are not white?

21st century Nazi: anyone who thinks rainbow faggots should not be a pretext to invade countries like Poland or Brazil:
View attachment 1923650

Somehow Ghostbuster's Muncher makes Bobby think of the dynastical families on the left:
View attachment 1923655

Covid vaccines:
View attachment 1923530
By "selective freedom", Bloomberg means the privilege granted to the vaccinated (such as air travel and restaurant patronage) but is denied to the unvaccinated. Of course privileged Lynnites are all for it: fuck you, got mine!

+ + + +
Synder!!!!!!!
View attachment 1923504
Ironically the incessant mewing of Bobby and his SJW pals makes Synder more famous than anyone who directed MCU.

Spiderman:
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MCU:
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View attachment 1923548

Dave Chappelle:
View attachment 1923499

NASCAR, but with Mortal Kombat:
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I thought Mortal Kombat characters are already playing beach volleyball?

View attachment 1923605
You provide your own commentary.

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Bobby and Chu-chu are hatching some hi-tech new-age get-rich-quick scheme: professionally certified good vibe crystals
View attachment 1923681

Bobby's Angels. Bobby tries to get in Eddie's pants:
View attachment 1923559

Cozying up to Nymphomachy:
View attachment 1923695

Bobby is thirstier than Sahara.
View attachment 1923667
Gross.

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I just want to point out Film Robert knows nothing about history. He says people including Charles Lindbergh thwarted the U.S. Government from stopping the Extermination of LGBTQ+ and other minorities pre-1941.

1: Most Americans wanted nothing to do with "Europe's War" they had enough of that shit after the Great War/WW1. Were many people racist then? Sure. Did they give a shit if Fags, Gypsies, and Jews were being persecuted? No probably not, but most wanted to stay out of WW2 out of fear of their sons dying over Europe again and if some Jews, Gypsies, and Fags had to suffer for that to happen so be it.

2: But I said persecuted and not exterminated because outside of cripples most "unwanted" were deported or got the hell out of Dodge on their own Pre-1939. Yes there was Concentration Camps but they were the equivalent to NK Internment Camps today and while hellish they weren't yet the Death Factories we picture today when we think of Concentration Camps. The Final Solution wasn't agreed upon until 1941 simply because the Nazis were invading all the countries the Jews, Gypsies, and Fags ran too and now they had them back with the countries own native populations of said groups and no place to send them.

I know it's a small haggling point but Film Robert likes to act smart and anytime his stupidity can be shown it should be.