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Checking that huge family tree from Reddit, I can only reduce the identity to four people. One is Corrina's other son Van Carey. Another is a Susan Gryder, born from Barb's late younger sister Mabel. The other two are an Adam Weston and a Kevin Weston, born from Curtis Weston, possibly Chris's only surviving uncle.
All this time, I was wondering if Chris had any cousin's from either side of his family so that maybe he grew close and would play with when he was younger, but deducing his uncle's age, I'm assuming at the very least those cousins are 10-15 years older than Chris.
 
How long can we actually expect Chris to live? Bob may have gone to 84, but you have to take into account the shit ton of work that was done on his heart. Barb is nearly 80 and is just "there".
I've heard some people say that he won't make it to 50, which is a bit absurd. I'm thinking 65 or so,
You'd be surprised by lifespan of somebody like Chris, they don't give a shit about health yet live really long anyway, I'd say he could easily live past his 60s.
How much actual information do we have on Chris? Things like IRC logs, emails, pictures, video, audio, tweets, etc. I'm genuinely considering using one of my NAS drives as a Christory log. The drive is 4TB. Do you guys think it'll be enough?
If you browse the Cwcki you can see how much shit there is out there by and about Chris, but I'd guess that 4TB is more than enough.
Most of his videos are 480p and below so shouldn't take up much room.
 
I'd say he could easily live past his 60s.
I'm trying to imagine Chris, possibly still going on with the merge. Making videos somewhere that is not 14 BLC with whatever toys he managed to save and have them in the background. That is one sad existence. Then again, that identifies most of the lowcows here.
 
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How the hell are we supposed to fucking play his "cards game" ? I don't understand shit on the CWCiki, and I don't understand shit regarding his billion of shitty cards either, especially thanks to their 999999 conflicting rules. This is fucking insane, why is he even doing this. How the fuck am I even interested.
You mean the TSSSF? I get how the game works, just find tutorial videos outside CWC to get the basics of it.
Chris just makes card effects as if they're MTG mythic rares
 
Was it autism?

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This past weekend, I saw a screenshot of a meme-like tweet saying "Valentine's Day was Movie Sonic Day." I know that Movie Sonic (that too sticky one with blue arms) belongs to Dimension 1218 (where canon!Marvel and reality belongs), but honestly the real Sonic (with peach colored arms) is in his home dimension called S-1991. Let me show you just imagine what if Rocket Raccoon looks like in S-1991:
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I'm trying to imagine Chris, possibly still going on with the merge. Making videos somewhere that is not 14 BLC with whatever toys he managed to save and have them in the background. That is one sad existence. Then again, that identifies most of the lowcows here.
My Theory is he'll end up like Tommy Tooter an elderly lolcow.
 
I think Chris will eventually wind up married to another elderly man, both of thrm living in a cardboard box livestreaming their marital hobo fights.
That's what I used to say about Chris and Sockness. that the creepy stalker autist in the care bear suit is the best chris could reasonably do for a life partner.
 
Here is a question, why haven't any of the older trolls (older in the Chris-Chan timeline) released info on his relatives (Weston's) and step-siblings? We know they went out to meet them and Chris himself provided information on certain occasions, but the wiki is thread bare with any knowledge. I'm surprised the Weens haven't contacted people such as his Step-Brother who presumably lives near Chris and is a dentist. Trolls imitated his daughter (supposedly) but why hasn't there been any info released such as what they think of his antics?

Furthermore, slightly going into the realm of Barbs death, has anyone been in contact with the Weston family and asked if they would like to provide a little help with Chris? We know they don't like Barb but would her death would end that barrier? Surely neither his step-siblings nor his mothers family would completely give up on him?
 
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