Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I'm of the belief that Lucas's recent spiral into more aggressive insanity is significant enough that security at Spokane Community College should be notified.

In this age of cancel culture, the videos that Lucas makes would quickly turn him into a pariah in any community, let alone a liberal one filled with young, vulnerable women.

If you're of a similar mind to myself, feel free to send SCC's two security officers an email, linking his recent videos if you like, to let them know what sort of person they're so casually letting into their youth academic facility.

Worst case scenario, they read and ignore, and at least security is aware of Lucas as a CURRENT problem....best case scenario, SCC might eventually become A Wern-free zone.

I already sent an email myself.

Let's give Lucas the social repercussions he so richly deserves.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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I'm of the belief that Lucas's recent spiral into more aggressive insanity is significant enough that security at Spokane Community College should be notified.

In this age of cancel culture, the videos that Lucas makes would quickly turn him into a pariah in any community, let alone a liberal one filled with young, vulnerable women.

If you're of a similar mind to myself, feel free to send SCC's two security officers an email, linking his recent videos if you like, to let them know what sort of person they're so casually letting into their youth academic facility.

Worst case scenario, they read and ignore, and at least security is aware of Lucas as a CURRENT problem....best case scenario, SCC might eventually become A Wern-free zone.

I already sent an email myself.

Let's give Lucas the social repercussions he so richly deserves.
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Lucas has not really been mentioning school the past week. Are they on like a winter break? I am doubtful that the school will do anything. It is a nice gesture. But they seem to just let the cow do what he wants until an incident occurs on campus. Sigh...
 
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SteveGoatman said:
I know this is likely not an original thought, but I'll say it anyway....I've met people as dumb as Lucas (not many but a few), and I've met people as lazy as Lucas (not many but a few), and I've met people as angry at the world and as unwilling to reflect on themselves as Lucas (more than a few), and I've met people as undeservedly entitled and arrogant as Lucas (not many but a few)...but I've never met anyone who combined all those terrible personality traits into one, smelly, revolting package. At least with most cows, if you are feeling really generous, you could find something to credit them for even if it's a stretch. With Lucas...there's nothing*. Literally nothing and it isn't all, or even mostly, due to his pretty apparent mental illness(es). It's that he is, at his core, a terribly angry and unhappy person and it just seeps out at every opportunity and seeks out nonsensical targets.


*Ok...I did find his short lived "Germanic king" persona amusing because it was asinine but harmless...but otherwise...no.
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Even the severely mentally ill homeless people in every city I’ve lived in have local business owners and the community members they know kinda looking out for them when they start acting weird in public- “Oh, that’s just Eric, he’s harmless” type of things. Lucas doesn’t even really have that, and it says a lot about him and just how irredeemable of a person he is.
 
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He's been spamming this comment on my videos and I cannot tell you how badly I want him to call the cops to tell them I'm "lying about him" by reposting his own videos as compilations and record and post the call.

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I bet it'd really trip his paranoia if I told him I talked to him regularly at House of Charity.

He'd probably decide his swiss cheese brain remembered it, even though I've never lived anywhere near Spokane.
 
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LilBismyfriend said:
What is this boy going to do when he runs out of vouchers

I would imagine he has to reapply and get on some wait list because shelters are gonna be filled to the brim with how cold it's been

Self propelled lolcow always putting himself in the worst situations
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Yeah, if the dumbass would have just stayed in the shelter and not ran to get a voucher, he would at least have a place to stay out of the cold, but oh, no. He has a chance to get a free hotel room. He can't pass that up. He always just assumes someone will take care of him.

He better hope he can get back in the shelter.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Yeah, if the dumbass would have just stayed in the shelter and not ran to get a voucher, he would at least have a place to stay out of the cold, but oh, no. He has a chance to get a free hotel room. He can't pass that up. He always just assumes someone will take care of him.

He better hope he can get back in the shelter.
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Luke always finds a way to sponge off society.. it is his one true talent. I have no doubt he’ll make it back into the shelter.
 
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klickitat said:
He's been spamming this comment on my videos and I cannot tell you how badly I want him to call the cops to tell them I'm "lying about him" by reposting his own videos as compilations and record and post the call.

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I bet it'd really trip his paranoia if I told him I talked to him regularly at House of Charity.

He'd probably decide his swiss cheese brain remembered it, even though I've never lived anywhere near Spokane.
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It would be interesting to see how he would react to being told you're really someone at the shelter. Like you said he would be paranoid as fuck and eying everyone constantly. If anybody said the wrong thing criticizing anything he says or does he'd likely assume it was you and start another screaming incident before long. Not to mention, like you said, would probably start making videos with imaginary conversations and encounters with you

That said I like how he claims if anyone gets pissy with him he'll pull out his phone and call the cops. He acts like it wouldn't be easy for anybody intending to beat the shit out of him to get the phone out of his hand, or that the police would take some time to get there in the first place. I'd laugh my ass off if he called the cops after provoking someone and then ended up being the one who got hauled away for acting like a loon. If he wasn't reeing about the cops constantly before he sure would be after that
 
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LeeLoo said:
Why God? WHYWHYWHY??!! And WTF is on his right side? Is that where he’s laying on a big chunk of blubber??
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This is so the male version of a fat girl angle. He's fat enough that if he lays on his back, angles the phone, sucks in a little, and strategically positions the sheets he might trick someone into thinking he's in shape...until they spend more than 2 seconds looking at the picture.

You can see the massive overhang of his gut onto those sheets; he thought he'd angled it so you couldn't see the big chunky shadow of his gut fat and it's so obvious.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
He's created a new character, complete with a new voice, as he often does.

Anybody remember the "You can CHAAANGE!" guy?

I've often wondered, as regards this: is this falsetto / false character behavior a tendency of bipolars? Or just a sign of his deeply-rooted infantile lack of self-control, the way very young children will make obnoxious, unfunny silly voices or tones? Does this behavior, strange as it is, have a medical or juvenile antecedent, or is it just dumbass Lucas being dumbass Lucas? Would love any serious responses, as it's long puzzled me why he does this sort of thing.

It's like he does everything he can to be as obnoxious as possible.
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I think Lucas is mimicking Rodney Dangerfield, Andrew Dice Clay, or some mix of 80s comedians. He's a comedian really connecting with the Gen Z baes.
 
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Contrapoints - good bread tuber in one of her videos on voting she points out how there is a sentiment among some on the left that “we need to kick off a revolution.” Lefties somehow think it will go their way because, “the revolution” in the leftist view has the best ideas it’s pure ideation while for those reactionaries on the far-right they are serious in stockpiling tons of firearms and are good buddies with cops a lot of the time. Lucas would not have a good time in an actual uprising he’d be the weakest, him and ADF, the so called imagined “we” won’t be there to back him up like the comrade he thinks he is. If there is some coherent Leftist vanguard party that does secure a victory over capitalism in an armed revolution, well Lucas would be the weakest chain in that society as he is unwilling to work for the goals of the revolution and would likely be deemed a counter revolutionary and shot, thrown in jail or banished to the forest to fend for himself.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
View attachment 1927294It’s true he is like an obese schizo version of Cyrus. But I like his Charles Manson look he should get that tattooed on his forehead would look like a bad ass anarcho-communist fighting for the overthrow of McDonalds
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"You're out there dropping the homophobic and misogynistic bullshit from your mouths".....

.....Just last night, we got:

"What you think I want, motherfucker? Balls slapping up my ass? (Editor's note: We remain unsure how BALLS can SLAP "up" an ass. No doubt a dedicated aficionado of gay porn like Lucas, with his past references to frotting and other niche gay porn interests, will know what to do. Good luck getting those 18-year-old guys' balls "up your ass", Dr. Werner! I'm sure SCC Security got a real kick out of this video when I sent it to them!) Why you being such a BITCH? Where the PUSSY at? Fuck you, BOY! WHERE THE PUSSY AT? What you think I want, motherfucker? Cram some 18-year-old DICKS up my RECTUM? Wanna fuck 18-year-old pussy, and maybe put a ring on it someday... What, capitalism is your "stroke job"? (mimes masturbation)"

Yup, these hilarious stand-up comic "jokes", which are NOT AT ALL the borderline tourette's-like outbursts of a manchild who can't control himself, who takes a bratty kid's pleasure in being deliberately provocative, are certainly not homophobic OR misogynistic. And even if they were, Lucas is just MOCKING the gen Z guys to teach them a lesson. Makes perfect sense, right?
 
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klickitat said:
This is so the male version of a fat girl angle. He's fat enough that if he lays on his back, angles the phone, sucks in a little, and strategically positions the sheets he might trick someone into thinking he's in shape...until they spend more than 2 seconds looking at the picture.

You can see the massive overhang of his gut onto those sheets; he thought he'd angled it so you couldn't see the big chunky shadow of his gut fat and it's so obvious.
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He's in shape, after all, round is a shape right

If he gets any fatter he better be careful about ever going too far north. The inuit will see him and think he's a small whale, try to stick him with a harpoon and flense the fat off him
 
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