Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[Marissa Moira]

Why is the art for that actually OK? It looks like they're HEAVILY ripping off Lauren Faust.

Because it's literally from a show made by her and it's on the DC streaming service that nobody has.

 

[McMitch]

"I'm here to tell you we don't have jack shit."

Isn't this an anniversary for Zelda? All they got is fucking Skyward Sword?

I mean, Nintendo has not cared about the last three anniversaries. Maybe if Iwata was still around, but it’s definitely no longer a priority.

 

[UnKillFill]

I'd like to finally play Skyward Sword for completionist sake but you're telling me they can't be bothered to also include Twilight Princess HD? Come the fuck on.

But don't you see? If they bundled both together, they wouldn't be able to charge you 60 more bucks in a year or so.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

5 fucking years later, 3 after the fucking restart and they still haven't even said ONE WORD about MP4. Not even a "fuck you we're working on it". Fuck the japs, 2 bombs weren't enoughView attachment 1928292

It's only been 2 since the restart, but yes, I'm getting the rope ready.

 

[ForgedBlades]

It's Mario Golf and tied to 50 dollars worth of DLC.

Rewatching the trailer it also looks soulless and sterile as shit.

 

[McMitch]

I mean Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess represent Zelda at its worst outside of the cannon-banned CD-i games.

I would have rather gotten a upscaled port of the 3DS version of OoT and MM.

It’s weird to me that we’re back to this Twilight Princess hate, because it seems to be the only classic-style game that escaped the “Zelda Cycle”.

 

[Dark Edea]

Maybe I'm just too old for this video game shit anymore. I remember in 2018 I thought Switch was going to have so much potential but all it's been is a fucking port and anime waifu dump.

I'm literally bored with *everything* at this point. I don't like cinematic garbage, but I'm sick of Monster Hunter, Xenoblade and Squarenix shit too.

Try Kirby Star Allies. It is great!

 

[X Pac Heat]

Seriously, what a fucking cop out on Breath of the Wild 2. I'd rather they not saying *anything* than claim they have nothing to show us a year and a half later.

What the fuck could possibly be the hold up? You have the engine, the physics. The claim was BOTW2 was going to be using DLC ideas for the first one...

 

[Marissa Moira]

It's only been 2 since the restart, but yes, I'm getting the rope ready.

To put it in perspective God of War's sequel is already happening this year and Ratchet and Clank has had more games released in the same time period and that series was considered dead for over a decade because they released nothing but spinoffs until the PS4 remaster of the first game.

Seriously, what a fucking cop out on Breath of the Wild 2. I'd rather they not saying *anything* than claim they have nothing to show us a year and a half later.

What the fuck could possibly be the hold up? You have the engine, the physics. The claim was BOTW2 was going to be using DLC ideas for the first one...

How can they expect you to buy a Switch Pro if they release BOTW2 this year?

 

[Dark Edea]

I mean, Nintendo has not cared about the last three anniversaries. Maybe if Iwata was still around, but it’s definitely no longer a priority.

The Ear of Luigi seems so distant in my memory anymore.

 

[Hans]

Glad i didnt watch this live and only skimmed through. Some of the games looked neat but i didn't see smt v which is the only game i actually want right now.

 

[Str8Bustah]

well that was terrible

octopath tactics looked kind of ok but the three-way story system is a huge turn-off.
The last game that did that correctly was Ace Combat Zero back on the fucking PS2

 

[Marissa Moira]

I mean, Nintendo has not cared about the last three anniversaries. Maybe if Iwata was still around, but it’s definitely no longer a priority.

I doubt it, the mario anniversary when the wii was current was literally just the SNES rom on a disc and the Kirby collection was nothing special either.

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

It's only been 2 since the restart, but yes, I'm getting the rope ready.

You know at this point i'm beginning to feel it will be shit and it's pointless to hope for a good MP title on par with the GC ones. Probably in dev hell yet again

 

[Dom Cruise]

I know even the most die-hard nintendo fans reacted in horror to a visual novel and called it a non-game piece of shit. There's hope for them yet.

I am unironically really interested in that, what does that say about me?

Literally the only thing of interest was a new Mario Golf, but then I remembered how phoned in the last couple Mario Tennis games were and suddenly I'm not that hyped.

A new Mario Golf is cool, but good grief was I hoping for more from this Direct.

Speed golf looks fucking great. it's like ninja golf/ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro Am all over again.

Heh, I thought I was the only one who remembered ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro Am.

I mean Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess represent Zelda at its worst outside of the cannon-banned CD-i games.

I would have rather gotten a upscaled port of the 3DS version of OoT and MM.

I know, I've never been able to get into Twilight Princess despite trying to multiple times and I never bothered with Skyward Sword at all.

But it still feels weird to think of there being two mainline 3D Zelda entries I haven't beaten, it's especially crazy to think Twilight Princess turns fucking 15 years old this year and I still haven't beaten it, but man, I'll tell ya, I'm still heartbroken Twilight Princess didn't live up to the potential promised by that infamous E3 2004 trailer, that shit was fucking jaw dropping but every time I tried to play Twilight Princess I've just felt "this is kind of boring, isn't it?"

Ports of those 3DS versions of OoT and MM would have been really cool too.

 

[Dark Edea]

It’s weird to me that we’re back to this Twilight Princess hate, because it seems to be the only classic-style game that escaped the “Zelda Cycle”.

Maybe if they had more shit to do in the boring, lifeless world I would have enjoyed it more. To my credit, I have been consistent in my dislike of TP since 2006.

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

Also about Skyward Sword - for all it's faults, it had one of the best soundtracks, one of the best dungeons, and great characters. It was a chore to get through, and fuck those fetchquests, but I'd happily play through that time-shifting desert again. Also the combat will be unbalanced as shit with waggle improvements, because the game was built around the controls being shitty

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

It’s weird to me that we’re back to this Twilight Princess hate, because it seems to be the only classic-style game that escaped the “Zelda Cycle”.

I fucking love TP and absolutely despise SS. Watch the HD version fix literally nothing that actually hindered the wii version like Fi and gay fetch quest shit.

Thank god I pirate everything Nintendo.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Activision has also announced that new Spyro game will be shown soon, so Spyro another dead series that fell from grace only to be remade to critical acclaim. Crash badicoot has had two large games made after the trilogy remake.

Nintendo somehow with all that fucking Pokemon merchandise money can't seem to cobble together a sequel to an IP, yet Activision somehow is able to do so multiple times in a row now by just using COD DLC bucks and a bunch of fucking indians.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Gamecube/Wii Zelda in general were all chores IMO.

Sailing was fucking boring.
Twilight Princess was fucking lifeless and the wolf sections were lame.

Never played Skyward Sword because everyone told me it was a super linear, boring mess.

For all the shit people gave BOTW for not being a "true" Zelda, it was the first time since Majoras Mask that I felt Zelda went someplace I always imagined it would as a kid.