All this time, I was wondering if Chris had any cousin's from either side of his family so that maybe he grew close and would play with when he was younger, but deducing his uncle's age, I'm assuming at the very least those cousins are 10-15 years older than Chris.
You'd be surprised by lifespan of somebody like Chris, they don't give a shit about health yet live really long anyway, I'd say he could easily live past his 60s.
If you browse the Cwcki you can see how much shit there is out there by and about Chris, but I'd guess that 4TB is more than enough.
I'm trying to imagine Chris, possibly still going on with the merge. Making videos somewhere that is not 14 BLC with whatever toys he managed to save and have them in the background. That is one sad existence. Then again, that identifies most of the lowcows here.
You mean the TSSSF? I get how the game works, just find tutorial videos outside CWC to get the basics of it.
My Theory is he'll end up like Tommy Tooter an elderly lolcow.
I think Chris will eventually wind up married to another elderly man, both of thrm living in a cardboard box livestreaming their marital hobo fights.
That's what I used to say about Chris and Sockness. that the creepy stalker autist in the care bear suit is the best chris could reasonably do for a life partner.
It's an upgrade from Barb, that's for sure.
Legends say she used a decontamination pod outside the mall after being escorted by a man wearing a cucumber costume.Daily reminder that if a girl like Emily was somewhat-okay with hugging fucking Chris, than you can hug a woman too
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Good question. So much about him has changed since the trooning.
I mean, he can barely speak English at this point. I'd be impressed if he remembers any Spanish beyond "Hola, me llamo Ricardo Weston Chandler, among-o which-o."
