Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[inquizadoor]

shes live. shes got like sad music playing as she tries to work up tears about how grateful she is for her life

"I am a woman in the same way a seltzer is a soda" lmao this is gold

"pronouns dont equal gender" girl. i cant even. i can ALMOST get what she was trying to say there except shes an idiot.

"i have fibro, and anxiety, and ptsd, and a bunch of other stuff" mmhmm. talking about not OVERWORKING herself, as if she has ever come close. she always sounds SO insincere bc she just regurgitates things other sjws have said.


lol basically "just do a bad job some times and if anyone says anything theyre against SELF COMPASSION"

 

[Vulva Gape]

I'm baffled at her finances, has anyone confirmed if her dad is still supporting her or not? If not I'm moving to NYC asap and living off e-begging

When the Twitch bubble pops, and it surely will with her lack of a schedule and mediocre content, the resulting meltdown will be glorious.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

 

[PurpleEater]

She made the optimistic fanart her profile picture?



Of course she did. This is probably this narc's phone background too.

Don't worry, Judy, no one is "obsessed" with you except us autistic Kiwis who are "obsessed" with laughing at what a narcissistic, failure-to-launch NEET you are.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Jude: Credit artists! Pay content creators!
Also Jude: [uploads fanart with credit barely being visible and no link to the artist in their bio]

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Snip

Lol what even?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

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Lol what even?

ikr? So this dumb narc bint can go on and on about how she's obsessed with other people and constantly telling them how much she loves them and she wants to fuck/marry/slobber kisses all over them, but Judy goes 'ewwww, boundaries!' for herself?

Judy, you dumb-fuck hypocrite girl. This right here, Judy, is why people find you a joke (plus your 'no woman, pronouns! Oh, lemme sign up for all this shit that benefits women' that everyone facepalms at). Not that you have a caterpillar neck and arm fupas.

 

[Carolina Divina]

arm fupas.

Now there's a thought that's gonna fester.

 

[Furiosa]

someone made more totally accurate fanart:
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newsflash judy. needs 2 more chins and those boobs need to be sagging a little lower. thought you were proud

took a lil break from my fav lolcow as SHE and her breed on social media were getting me MOTI..

funny how Jude has no problem sharing this artwork..but she's a little more timid about sharing the more accurate drawings (guess reality is not allowed in addition to misgendering)

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

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Um, sweaty, this is very racist.

 

[idomyfoodbucketlist]

Um, sweaty, this is very racist.

It's not racist when she does it, because she's a latinx... even though she shows no interest in her cultural heritage beyond scoring social justice points for condemning masculine/feminine language. And has probably never been to Puerto Rico. The rules (bullying, racism, sexism, body-shaming, I could go on...) are different for her because reasons.

 

[Win98SE]

The "200 CCV by the end of the year" bit seems oddly self-aware compared to every other thing she wants to manifest, which is usually completely out of reach even for someone of moderate success on Twitch.

 

[Putin Bot]

Anyone else lmao at how big and perky they made Jude's boobs? Clearly they haven't seen how sad, saggy and floppy they are in real life.

I think she just posts shit like this so people will think that she's so desired that she gets stalkers or whatever. Either that, or ugly dudes/feeders who think fat chicks are desperate for attention have been creeping into her DMs, which I could see would be creepy and make her uncomfortable, because they don't hide the fact they fetishize your fat body.

Though of course, if they were hot, fit, rich men, Jude the hypocrite would absolutely love them obsessing over her.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Anyone else lmao at how big and perky they made Jude's boobs? Clearly they haven't seen how sad, saggy and floppy they are in real life.


I think she just posts shit like this so people will think that she's so desired that she gets stalkers or whatever. Either that, or ugly dudes/feeders who think fat chicks are desperate for attention have been creeping into her DMs, which I could see would be creepy and make her uncomfortable, because they don't hide the fact they fetishize your fat body.

Though of course, if they were hot, fit, rich men, Jude the hypocrite would absolutely love them obsessing over her.

I think it's super optimistic to think anyone saying they're 'obsessed with Jude' is a man and means sexually, it's more likely that it's a bunch of the same creepy grovelling lgbtquialpmnop types who try and attach themselves like leeches on anyone they see as 'popular'. That reads a lot less like horny and a lot more like 'I wanna wear you like a coat'

 

[GrouchiCorn]

LOL to those vids she retweeted. One for 2/20 and one from 5/20. Ouch

 

[Easy Peasy]

Wow, mayday parade. Careful you dont cut yourself on that edge Judy. (No shade to MP, I love pop punk)

11k followers on twats is interesting, because that engagement doesn't transfer elsewhere. Tweets dont turn in to paid sponsorship opportunities (or do they? Someone help, I'm old).

I just feel like jude really could be an interesting niche streamer with minimal extra effort but she doesn't do any of that. How does she pay her student loans?

 

[JuniperFalls]

How does she pay her student loans?

I think student loan payments have been on hold since shortly after the pandemic started.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

I just feel like jude really could be an interesting niche streamer with minimal extra effort but she doesn't do any of that. How does she pay her student loans?

My guess is Papa Valentin. That toxic boomer she hates so much.

 

[AbraCadaver]

My guess is Papa Valentin. That toxic boomer she hates so much.

Judy is the epitome of “FUCK YOU DAD I’M AN ADULT!! Also I need you to put 600 in my checking acct.”

 

[GrouchiCorn]

I think it's pretty optimistic to think she pays her student loans. They are probably in default