US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[General Disarray]

I don't know what this means anymore due to clown world, but the burden of evidence in a civil case is 51% (i.e. more likely than not you are guilty). The burden of proof in a criminal case is 100% (i.e. there's no other explanation except you are guilty).

So in theory, the fact that the civil cases are dismissed is good news for the criminal cases. But again, clown world.

Court TV is ramping up for the Chauvin trial. Unbiased, ya know. Can't wait for him to walk. That's gonna take up a few news cycles.

 

[trent]

So, the people who voted for Biden are just about getting to the stage where they are going to start with the "we need a third party candidate next election because the two parties we have now don't represent the people"

Fucking idiots. Trump was the third party candidate that they wanted and they got rid of him because he was mean on Twitter. In the end, they fought against the systematic change that they have been demanding for decades.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

This what We The People voted for.

For the sake of sanity we must deny this.

So, the people who voted for Biden are just about getting to the stage where they are going to start with the "we need a third party candidate next election because the two parties we have now don't represent the people"

Fucking idiots. Trump was the third party candidate that they wanted and they got rid of him because he was mean on Twitter. In the end, they fought against the systematic change that they have been demanding for decades.

These idiots were getting openly played against back in 2015 when Sanders got cheated, were mocked as essentially being retarded kids when 2016 rolled around and were blatantly lied to and gault for 4 years. Whatever these retards do is going to be comedy gold.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

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I really hope they send out boxes of masks instead of nothing. This would be like leaving a penny for a tip instead of nothing.

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So, the people who voted for Biden are just about getting to the stage where they are going to start with the "we need a third party candidate next election because the two parties we have now don't represent the people"

Fucking idiots. Trump was the third party candidate that they wanted and they got rid of him because he was mean on Twitter. In the end, they fought against the systematic change that they have been demanding for decades.

Nah, this "WE PROGRESSIVES WON'T STAND FOR THIS WE MUST NOT GIVE CORPORATE DEMS OUR VOTE" shtick will melt away come election season. They'll lambast third party voters and start getting excited over backstabber #2947 and then get surprised (again) when their chosen candidate stabs them in the back (again) in record time (again), and the cycle repeats..

 

[ZMOT]

So that's why "That's president Joe Biden" was trending last night. It's like every time Joe says or does something retarded, there's always a counter tag filled with the most dick sucking Biden lover's that make me wonder why we don't have an Biden Enslavement Syndrome thread.

no point in making a thread about dead people and (literal) bots.

Nah, this "WE PROGRESSIVES WON'T STAND FOR THIS WE MUST NOT GIVE CORPORATE DEMS OUR VOTE" shtick will melt away come election season.

it never mattered anyway, my farts are a bigger threat. what they gonna do, riot again?

Court TV is ramping up for the Chauvin trial. Unbiased, ya know. Can't wait for him to walk. That's gonna take up a few news cycles.

wonder what took them so long, would've expected it last october to fit into the election with "trump's america lets racist cops walk free!!1". but now after biden "won", curious how they gonna sell that "racial justice". least to the handful of people who still care...

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not sure if it's good or bad we're slowly entering the better of ted timeline...

 

[Snekposter]

Nah, this "WE PROGRESSIVES WON'T STAND FOR THIS WE MUST NOT GIVE CORPORATE DEMS OUR VOTE" shtick will melt away come election season. They'll lambast third party voters and start getting excited over backstabber #2947 and then get surprised (again) when their chosen candidate stabs them in the back (again) in record time (again), and the cycle repeats..

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO (AGAIN!)

 

[Terrifik]

maybe we went to far

 

[Slimy Time]

I must say that I'm thoroughly impressed with how quickly Biden has thrown his voter base under the bus. I thought he would at least have the common courtesy to wait until mid terms before stabbing them in the back.

Good thing the voting base are lemmings who will be convinced in 4 years time to vote for his party yet again. Man could probably shit in their mouths and they will thank him for it in 4 years time.

 

[JosephStalin]

There hasn't been a State of the Union address as yet. Apparently Joe is to deliver the address on 23 February. Can only imagine what a shitshow that's likely to be.

Good thing the voting base are lemmings who will be convinced in 4 years time to vote for his party yet again. Man could probably shit in their mouths and they will thank him for it in 4 years time.

Just like the Oceanians thanking Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to fifteen grams a week when it was actually lowered from twenty to fifteen grams a week.

While we're at it, fuck Bill Gates. Just fuck him, fully.

 

[Titos]

Yeah his last few movies were misses

Hey man, Uncut Gems was great, and the most honest depiction of Jews filmed in decades.

 

[Josterman]

Hey man, Uncut Gems was great, and the most honest depiction of Jews filmed in decades.

Ok TBH that was a good one but I was talking about the films before that

 

[LaxerBRO]

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Isn't Cenk some union busting corporate boss?

 

[Screw Danlon]

maybe we went to far

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both the fact that he said “probably” and not ”definitely” and that he referred to it as “allowed back” like he’s a child being punished with a time out irritates me.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Ruin]

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How can one man rack up this many Ls in a month?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Secret Asshole]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCK

Jesus christ, what a clusterfuck. We truly are in fucking Neo-Lib hell.

 

[SmugAutist]

Chunk Ogre waging war against corporate Dumbocrats? That's rich. He'd die of a heart attack before he could get a shot off.

He already tried it and failed after the little marxist cadre he created to topple establishment Dems found some stupid little article about Mardi Gras he wrote more than 20 years ago and forced him to step down.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

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AH.AH.AH.AH.AH.AH

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCK

Jesus christ, what a clusterfuck. We truly are in fucking Neo-Lib hell.

AH.AH.AH.AH.AH.AH