Megathread Jonathan Yaniv's disgusting hatchet vagina

[The Un-Clit]

I was wondering the other day why they can't/don't make the neovag out of a piece of skin cut from the arm or leg.

Dick skin can only do so much and it seems inherently prone to complications. So why not 8 inches of tube made from a part of the body with thicker and less oily skin?

Well, many doctors also use bowel skin for the interior of the vag, as skin from the area just before the anus is self-lubricating. You know it as 'ass slime', and have seen and smelt it at times of gastric distress when your guts try to eject EVERYTHING via the anus. That transluscent, yellow-green shitsmelling slime that you wipe and wipe at hoping to get every last molecule of it out of you and not into your underwear?

Yeah, that's what JY's gonna smell, feel, and taste like in his 'coin slot' for the rest of his days, (assuming he actually did get the chop) unless he neglects to dilate it and the hatchet wound closes and heals itself like his body is desperately trying to do right now, and for the rest of his (shorter) life.

Pretty setsy there, Jonnyboy! That move is REALLY going to get you that hot teenage pussy for sures! (if he actually did it)

 

[Thundershlock]

That's something that I've been pondering about. I'm still in the midst of figuring out how these doctors are up-selling a "vagina" like it's an apple pie at McDonald's. The difference is that instead of retrieving an apple pie, you just get the box, sans pie.

It's, at least in my opinion, pretty tragic how many of these individuals are duped into a web of lies. (I don't feel bad for JY though, he deserves the worst).

I can't imagine you could do it without a nerve network map of the area and being able to actually grow the tissue and attach it. Because at this junction it's...

See I don't even want to look at the image of it, it can't be good.

 

[Wendy's Frosty]

I can't imagine you could do it without a nerve network map of the area and being able to actually grow the tissue and attach it. Because at this junction it's...

See I don't even want to look at the image of it, it can't be good.

Ahhhhh I know, it's way too complicated to replicate. All I can envision is endless physical pain in the last place anybody would want pain.

I agree with your original post, I'd rather just keep with what I have than feel pain and numbness for the rest of my life.

 

[Thundershlock]

Ahhhhh I know, it's way too complicated to replicate. All I can envision is endless physical pain in the last place anybody would want pain.

I agree with your original post, I'd rather just keep with what I have than feel pain and numbness for the rest of my life.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a boy because of my interests. I sometimes feel like I would have been better off born a boy, but with my lot in life I'd have probably become a real lolcow in my own right.

Then there's the fact that society basically fucks men up the ass with stupid laws so I guess genetically I dodged a bullet there. Weighing all the options, nomatter how I feel in my brain, nomatter if I feel more masculine than the typical woman, if I decided to go down that road, I'd never become a real man.

Physically I'd barely even manage to get 50% of the strength benefits probably best case scenario.
Because I wasn't raised as a boy, I don't have the social understanding of what it means to be a man in this world. I managed to get some male friends in college that treated me like 'one of the guys' but knowing what boys put eachother through... I would still be too soft to pull it off, IMO.

Then the surgery itself. Financially a pain in the ass, and something that wouldn't actually work when you really put in practice. Like where the hell does the penis come from? Ain't gonna be worth a fuck. Ain't gonna please any women (I'm still into guys so wtf, be a power bottom? Lol.)

Now you can flip all this for men transitioning to women, I think men can kind of work out the social aspect since women are generally coddled as fuck.

But there's no becoming 100% the opposite sex. People whos ay otherwise dont understand how deep genetics go.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

If vaginas actually were like this, penises would be flat as credit cards.

Wait... mine isn't supposed to be?

 

[AnOminous]

I was thinking about stuff like this, like, why can't they replace a bladder in a bladder cancer patient?

They can. They either use whatever tissue is left or recycle colon. There are also experimental techniques for actually growing them back using sort of cellular 3D printers.

 

[Thundershlock]

They can. They either use whatever tissue is left or recycle colon. There are also experimental techniques for actually growing them back using sort of cellular 3D printers.

So did they just give this old granny I know a bag to pee in because she's old and insurance can't pay for it and she's gonna die soon anyway, or what?

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Can Yaniv actually reach his new mangina or does he have to have Mommy Dearest help out with the dilation? Because I think his gunt would make it nearly impossible for him to properly dilate, even assuming he's using a mirror to assist. He can't even see his genitals when he looks down, so how is he going to make sure he is putting the dilator in the correct spot and not just busting open some stitches or something? I guess if it is a full length mirror he might be able to lie on his back and be able to see the mirror over his gunt if it is angled just right. Yaniv just seems too stupid to be able to figure out how to do it on his own, though.

 

[雑音🐈]

i just love how he posted gross pictures of his genital surgical wound publicly to prove that he was *not* being lewd and inappropriate with the firefighters.

like he doesnt understand that flashing your (fake) vagina as you dilate after summoning public servants to your house is inappropriate. he is truly a danger to the world.

 

[Storfle]

He can't even see his genitals when he looks down, so how is he going to make sure he is putting the dilator in the correct spot and not just busting open some stitches or something?

I'm not sure how to break this to you, but we're talking about Yaniv here. Any blood that comes from that thing is going to be validating.

 

[AnOminous]

So did they just give this old granny I know a bag to pee in because she's old and insurance can't pay for it and she's gonna die soon anyway, or what?

In the article I read they've only done it to like 10 people.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-45470799

But that was in 2018.

 

[Wendy's Frosty]

Now you can flip all this for men transitioning to women, I think men can kind of work out the social aspect since women are generally coddled as fuck.

But there's no becoming 100% the opposite sex. People whos ay otherwise dont understand how deep genetics go.

Adding to that, I have noticed that certain transwomen can't truly socially condition themselves in a woman's world. Especially in a situation that becomes a conflict. They become like a man would act to another man, rather than how a woman would act to another woman. (Or even how a man acts toward another woman.)

Men don't generally start pushing a woman around, puffing up their chest and raising their chin. Men see women as women. They know women don't have that biological component in them, and therefore are much softer in terms of conflict. (generally speaking)

But transwomen WILL use the above in a conflicting situation with another female. There's many different speculations on why that may be.

I should note that this is all based on my personal experiences and knowledge. I'm not really too educated on the psychology of men and women, only whatever I've learned in any communications course, from the internet, or just by analyzing how people communicate with each other.

 

[pr3nt177]

i just love how he posted gross pictures of his genital surgical wound publicly to prove that he was *not* being lewd and inappropriate with the firefighters.

jonny doesn't do irony, fortunately for us.

 

[Tiggletown]

But transwomen WILL use the above in a conflicting situation with another female. There's many different speculations on why that may be.

Here is my speculation: Because they are mentally ill men.

 

[Thundershlock]

Adding to that, I have noticed that certain transwomen can't truly socially condition themselves in a woman's world. Especially in a situation that becomes a conflict. They become like a man would act to another man, rather than how a woman would act to another woman. (Or even how a man acts toward another woman.)

Men don't generally start pushing a woman around, puffing up their chest and raising their chin. Men see women as women. They know women don't have that biological component in them, and therefore are much softer in terms of conflict. (generally speaking)

But transwomen WILL use the above in a conflicting situation with another female. There's many different speculations on why that may be.

I should note that this is all based on my personal experiences and knowledge. I'm not really too educated on the psychology of men and women, only whatever I've learned in any communications course, from the internet, or just by analyzing how people communicate with each other.

Hahaha Yeah, I don't have any of that conditioning. I feel like I'm a lot more willing to do that than the average women but I couldn't intimidate an actual man like that. Not just because I'd be a really short guy if I tried to be one. (5'6") I tried to pass for a guy once when I was much younger on a weekend as an experiment and just for fun because I was at a convention cosplaying as a male character.

Presenting the idea to the guys in the group, they shit tested me, and I found it quite interesting actually. The one guy greeted me with one hell of a hand crushing handshake and I tolerated it, and laughed it off. later he told me at first he didn't question it but by the end of the day he knew I wasn't a guy.

Like, no shit, but still, at least I knew about the shit testing, I guess. I honestly think that's why some women can't socialize with guys, because guys will do mild hazing to see if you won't be a whiny asshole and make hell for the group, or at least that's my experience. (they made me look at 4chan /d/ for my initiation.)

As for women-- Honestly I never really tried to enter a women's space so I can't speak to that.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Adding to that, I have noticed that certain transwomen can't truly socially condition themselves in a woman's world. Especially in a situation that becomes a conflict. They become like a man would act to another man, rather than how a woman would act to another woman. (Or even how a man acts toward another woman.)

Men don't generally start pushing a woman around, puffing up their chest and raising their chin. Men see women as women. They know women don't have that biological component in them, and therefore are much softer in terms of conflict. (generally speaking)

But transwomen WILL use the above in a conflicting situation with another female. There's many different speculations on why that may be.

I should note that this is all based on my personal experiences and knowledge. I'm not really too educated on the psychology of men and women, only whatever I've learned in any communications course, from the internet, or just by analyzing how people communicate with each other.

Transwomen were raised and socialized as men so that's how they're used to interacting with the world. A lot of them display some deep misogyny so of course they'll take the opportunity to be as aggressive with women as they are with other men.
For some the whole trans thing is just part of a fetish so they end up being caricatures of women because they're used to just objectifying them.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Hahaha Yeah, I don't have any of that conditioning. I feel like I'm a lot more willing to do that than the average women but I couldn't intimidate an actual man like that. Not just because I'd be a really short guy if I tried to be one. (5'6") I tried to pass for a guy once when I was much younger on a weekend as an experiment and just for fun because I was at a convention cosplaying as a male character.

Presenting the idea to the guys in the group, they shit tested me, and I found it quite interesting actually. The one guy greeted me with one hell of a hand crushing handshake and I tolerated it, and laughed it off. later he told me at first he didn't question it but by the end of the day he knew I wasn't a guy.

Like, no shit, but still, at least I knew about the shit testing, I guess. I honestly think that's why some women can't socialize with guys, because guys will do mild hazing to see if you won't be a whiny asshole and make hell for the group, or at least that's my experience. (they made me look at 4chan /d/ for my initiation.)

As for women-- Honestly I never really tried to enter a women's space so I can't speak to that.

This is a good and interesting observation. I was an only child in a small town with a small group of twerpy friends for most of childhood, so while male I wasnt all that socialized male or anything outside of that until I moved to college/the city. What you describe happened to me and it took a week or two to get used to. I quickly realized how useful it is and use similar tactics myself. My least favorite kind of people are perpetually/easily offended people, so its a great screen for that. Really minimizes the drama when calculating who to bring into the group or not.

 

[Thundershlock]

This is a good and interesting observation. I was an only child in a small town with a small group of twerpy friends for most of childhood, so while male I wasnt all that socialized male or anything outside of that until I moved to college/the city. What you describe happened to me and it took a week or two to get used to. I quickly realized how useful it is and use similar tactics myself. My least favorite kind of people are perpetually/easily offended people, so its a great screen for that. Really minimizes the drama when calculating who to bring into the group or not.

It doesn't always prevent the thots tho, because the thots get a free pass sometimes.
Because boobs.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

It doesn't always prevent the thots tho, because the thots get a free pass sometimes.
Because boobs.

Yes, this is the one place where the system can fail. Honestly, wish they were treated the same way on initiation lol. Sometimes, in a cool group, they are. The ones that get in you know for sure are keepers then.

 

[Thundershlock]

Adding to that, I have noticed that certain transwomen can't truly socially condition themselves in a woman's world. Especially in a situation that becomes a conflict. They become like a man would act to another man, rather than how a woman would act to another woman. (Or even how a man acts toward another woman.)

Men don't generally start pushing a woman around, puffing up their chest and raising their chin. Men see women as women. They know women don't have that biological component in them, and therefore are much softer in terms of conflict. (generally speaking)

But transwomen WILL use the above in a conflicting situation with another female. There's many different speculations on why that may be.

I should note that this is all based on my personal experiences and knowledge. I'm not really too educated on the psychology of men and women, only whatever I've learned in any communications course, from the internet, or just by analyzing how people communicate with each other.

Actually come to think of it, the gamestop incident really does demonstrate this. Like textbook case of lacking the chops to stick to the bit.