🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Cucktry Roads]

Gezz, high quality show tonight. Gunt and Larry keep arguing about nicknames and other asinine shit.

 

[MeltyTW]

multiple people from larry to paypigs mocking ralph for looking over twice his age at 50 or 60 years

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Wait, are they streaming on Dlive with Rand being on?

 

[MeltyTW]

ralph was not at all amused and just let larry's comment about a channel telling kids to cut their dicks off to become trans die with a "yeah. anyway heres something else" in a depressed voice, @PhoBingas was right hes trooning out

ralph rocking a chat frozen from a story or two back, from a story about frugs and now onto a story about pewds and comedy:

ralph admits to having done cocaine albeit via a possible joke "my nose would like me better if i admitted that many many moons ago"


edit ralph suggests that ted cruz should have threatened journalists and "came close to committing felonies" and always double down even when you and everyone knows you fucked up

edit this whole stream has been small talk amongst a gaggle of the same faggots, shilling desperately for merch thats already broken and ralph rounding up hundreds of viewers to be "over 1k" yes even if you dont believe in botting just going by the site-stated totals

lmfao ralph got so excited checking his tip jar waiting impatiently for it to load only for it to be bare fucking empty

 

[Cow Poly]

Heres what made Ralph sperg out.... Cam Moses theres no criticism allowed didnt you know?

 

[MeltyTW]

well damn his moms dying, genuinely sorry to hear that, infamous uber recordings aside, and im being serious about this ralph, this is another instance of something you wanted to happen to null happening to you ten fold with the fuck your mom comment, just stop its getting bad, again genuinely superstitious about this

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

well damn his moms dying, genuinely sorry to hear that, infamous uber recordings aside, and im being serious about this ralph, this is another instance of something you wanted to happen to null happening to you ten fold with the fuck your mom comment, just stop its getting bad

Considering he treated her like shit because he was in a bender due to his break-up with tardski mama Ralph deserved a better son.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

well damn his moms dying, genuinely sorry to hear that, infamous uber recordings aside, and im being serious about this ralph, this is another instance of something you wanted to happen to null happening to you ten fold with the fuck your mom comment, just stop its getting bad, again genuinely superstitious about this

In heaven, there is always a speedy person to take you to dialysis who won't be drunk or argue about the current temperature outside.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Not going to say anything mean about his mommy dying. I just hope he ties up any regrets he may have with her.

 

[PhoBingas]

Killstream Tl;Dw!

• 9:40 PM: TheRalphRetort: "show starts soon"
• 9:51 pm and still no ralph.
• 9:52 pm cue the Bojack theme
• Ralph calls the media parasites then winds it back and says he loves them. Cucking out to chomo in the first 3 minutes
• Merch is the first thing we see again! Buy my hats!
• Larry is calling in. He’s missing a Cypress Hill show to call into the killstream. Pathetic
• He cries about the chillstream clips getting a spam and deceptive practices strike for a week
• Larry goes into talking about wrestling. Gunt is all giggles drinking out of a blue plastic cup... it might be a water bottle with no top.
• He throws shade at Donga. Ironic that I made donga the villian in the description for tonight. More wrestling talk until gunt stops himself.
• Gunt seems to know quite a bit about wrestling. It can’t be because of the buff, sweaty men, can it?
• Gunt goes to bring up Loomer’s weapons prohibition shit, proving his chat wrong, because they were saying it was bullshit.
• They cover literal celebrety news. They talk about Pewdiepie and his rap video getting yeeted from youtube.
• Randbot! They play the haram music video. Still no Gator tho
• Ralph getting Larry is anti troon... Maybe our theories about Ethan trooning out are not far off. Thunk provoking indeed...
• They go into why youtube removed the video. They then diverge into legal issues related to possession of small amounts of weed and blow
• Rand thinks the pewds rap is hilarious. It’s meh.
• They play some clips of Ted Cruz getting caught at the air port. Rand’s giving piss warm takes with no gator around. Larry gives the occasional worthless comment
• They play the almost the whole “Ted Cruz in the Air Port” video.
• More Ted Cruz shit! Yay... Ralph shills his hats and Rand makes a comment on the “smooth transition”. Ralph shills the bonus content on pateron. How has he not been banned yet?
• Ralph fluffing his viewcount as per usual
• Ralph shills all of his corprate welfare platforms
• Stonk news. Their first clip is AOC booba.
• The robin hood guy speaks like a corprate snake... legal weasal. Even the interviewer calls him out for dodging the actual questions. Robin hood guy continues to dodge questions.
• “You don’t understand! We have to steal from people!” More of Ralph playing news videos in full.
• Ralph gets a call and mutes his mic. Rand sperg and yells penis a bunch. Rand thinks the robin hood guy talks like a young Neil Breen.
• Ralph unmutes to sperg at rand saying he’ll fly to Australia and kick his ass if he makes an ass of himself. Ralph looks stressed. This call doesn’t seem to be good news. Perhaps a talented lip reader could decypter what he’s saying.
• Rand tells us about the guy who he doesn’t remember his name who is getting dragged before congress. Based booze brain.
• Ralph yells at a chat guy and bans him “personally”. Ralph says the calls was one of his mom’s doctors. Oh shit. Sandra might be on the way out. wow
• Ralph makes sure he’s caught up on his digital change cup messages. He’s ending early, thank fuck!
• Ralph goes into some article about guntry music. Next article is an article about trump then one about the Texas power grid issues.
• Some news clip about Facebook banning news on Australian facebook. With no Gator to be had, Rand gives us his best attempt on a comment on the story
• Ralph personally calls out Rupert Murdoch for some reason, says he’s got alot of influence in Australia, trying to pretend he’s cultured. Rand conciders the current AU government illegitimate. Radical rand stopped using facebook 5 years ago... he’s so cool guise!
• Ralph thinks he’s got a full show in as he lags out. He said he may and or may not have a show tomorrow. Rand is gonna stream but fuck sniping that. Ralph is still freezing up.
• No warski, No gator... Ending early, this is nice. Ralph ends on a Limbaugh quote as he lags out, but comes back shilling his zoosadism group on telegram.

 

[MeltyTW]

In heaven, there is always a speedy person to take you to dialysis who won't be drunk or argue about the current temperature outside.

f for sandra i feel bad for her that she had to hear all about us and our broke dicks and'or saggy lezzo jealous tits

 

[Edilg]

Prayers for Mother Ralph. Even bad men love their Mothers.

 

[Lame Entropy]

He's always treated his mother like an annoying burden. If he's feeling bad now it's because he knows he's been a piece of shit son.

 

[MeltyTW]

He's always treated his mother like an annoying burden. If he's feeling bad now it's because he knows he's been a piece of shit son.

yeah rationally i know hed deserve even the warski's sister treatment and hes probably more sad because he personally would feel less fulfilled if his mom died hating him and even if it is mostly selfless he did worse to other people and their dead and dying loved ones. also dont mean to sound preachy theres always one person in threads anywhere telling people which boundaries they can cross and which they cant it just sours alogging ralph for me personally,

oh and this is why you dont threaten moms or mock peoples dead children or abortion jokes or tell people to die slow of cancer, for any similar ecelebs who cant foresee long term consequences

edit: still also feel really bad for ralph even though i know itll probably end with him calling me a faggot or a bitch or a thot i dont think even he deserves to end things on bad terms with his mom

 

[FM Bradley]

He's always treated his mother like an annoying burden. If he's feeling bad now it's because he knows he's been a piece of shit son.

No fun losing a parent whether you're a good one or not.

I'm going to say right here, Ethan, no kayfabe. If it's that bad with your mother and it's looking like the end (or it is, god forbid), by all means, stay the fuck off this message board for awhile. It will not help.

Many people, when grieving, misdirect their anger towards an external factor. I'm pretty sure Kiwi Farms and its administrator will be that factor.

Before you commit to that, just remember, there would be nothing for people here to mock if you, yourself, had not mocked miscarriages, asked your mother to "call a fuckin' Uber," released revenge porn, captured and impregnated a teenage girl...shall we go on?

Don't worry about all that, your actions, our actions...just hunker down and deal with this and be as good as a brother as you can when the inevitable occurs.

Should've been Xander--oh hey looks like you didn't follow my advice I gave above, Gunt!

 

[Cow Poly]

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

He's always treated his mother like an annoying burden. If he's feeling bad now it's because he knows he's been a piece of shit son.

Or he wants victimbux. He's never given a fuck before.

That said, I won't celebrate this in the least. Losing someone is always, always shitty.

 

[Vetti]

If he's smart, hopefully he'll stop streaming for a week or two to avoid adding insult to injury. We all know what his coping looks like.

 

[FM Bradley]

If he's smart, hopefully he'll stop streaming for a week or two to avoid adding insult to injury. We all know what his coping looks like.

I say chances are 50/50 he'll do the right thing and take time off. His Guntguard is family to him and will be the ones to console him in lieu of actual family.

 

[High Tea]

And she won't even get to see her 1st grandkid. That sucks. Sorry for Mama Ralph, Ethan and his family too. Must be tough knowing you'll be the head of the family now. You have no choice.