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Penny: The ranch is not a dating service. I'm going through a family crisis due to my mom's diagnosis. I can't keep my ranch employees-slash-fuckbuddies-slash roommates focused on their work. Might have to cancel a project.

Kevin: nap time
 
Trans women get ~periods~ because some of the emotional etc. symptoms of PMS/periods are caused by hormone cycling -- which is exactly what they're doing, because the boof or inject estrogen and progesterone every week or month or whatever. These levels naturally rise and fall depending on how recently they've taken it, and affect mood, energy levels, etc. (Might also be part of why they're so unstable in general.) Other aspects, such as "craving for chocolate" or "abdominal cramps" are either psychosomatic, caused by other medical issues, or just straight-up lying on twitter for clout.

It's not a fucking period, though. It's just hormone cycling. Menstruation is when the uterus sheds its lining (plus the egg that was previously ovulated) in the absence of conception, and requires an exceptionally specific cocktail of several different hormones that vary in their levels over the course of a month. If you don't have a uterus, you don't have a period -- even females who don't have a uterus (either through hysterectomy or genetic anomaly) don't get periods. They might still get weird symptoms from hormone fluctuations, but that's not a fucking period. Rate me MATI, but it really fucking pisses me off when troons are like "uwu I'm on my period and it's so awful", when what they mean is that they're a bit moody, and want some chocolate, and pretending to have a hurty tummy. Meanwhile, real women have to deal with messily losing chunks of organ through their vagina every month, and still go to work or manage a family and generally keep on living their lives rather than whining on twitter with their feet up.
ew wtf u nasty terf bitch women dont lose chunks of organ thats gross and not at all uwu, they just get moody and want chocolate u shitty stupid bitch how dare u trans women are women and trans rights are human rights and im on my period right now which is why im so angry not because i want attention or anything, b-baka! sjskjhfsfds
 
I remember hearing about several people who got the clap in their colostomies as a result of doing that.

At this point I'm beginning to think we need another asteroid.

Yeah.

There's a reason sex changes are done by dodgy guys in Thailand, and it's not because the West is twansphobic either.

Naw the LHC needs to hurry up and create a blackhole already.

It's only fitting that our failed, Am-hole loving species gets sucked into one of the gaping bottomless AM-hole's of reality itself
 
I checked the original thread and Kevin's reply is even more tactless when you put it in full context. Penny seems to be the only person on that ranch who actually cared about his parents. I almost feel bad about him losing who his mother was to the void of dementia.
Late, but Penny’s tribute to their mother - who really does seem to be an amazing woman - was really moving. If you’re reading, Penny - I’m wishing you and your mom all the best during what is going to be a very difficult time. (And either dump Kev or make him do some damn work so you can spend time with your mother.)
 
Wasn't Kevin VERY adamant at one point that under no circumstances was anyone to mention his thread to him or how many pages it had etc etc even if they were just doing it to be kind. To the point where he actually blocked someone, or at least threatened to? And now he's retweeting Wedge's screenshots?

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Oh shit I didn't realise Kev retweeted it. has he ever done this previously? lol, I went on a harmless stroll and accidentally strayed on to Kev's timeline u guys. Who knew the magic word was "juggling"? 🤡
 
Oh shit I didn't realise Kev retweeted it. has he ever done this previously? lol, I went on a harmless stroll and accidentally strayed on to Kev's timeline u guys. Who knew the magic word was "juggling"? 🤡
It looks as though he retweeted it both times wedge tweeted about it, unless there's some other degenerate called Kathryn doing it.


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I wonder if Kevin even realises it's from his thread.
 
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Was this the person doing the documentary? Did they show up just to try and fuck Kev and the documentary was a minor foot note in what they showed up to do, thus pissing off Bonnie?
 
Penny: The ranch is not a dating service. I'm going through a family crisis due to my mom's diagnosis. I can't keep my ranch employees-slash-fuckbuddies-slash roommates focused on their work. Might have to cancel a project.

Kevin: nap time
This, combined with Bonnie’s seethe about the Tranch not being a dating service, and Kevin’s gripes about his *period* make me think that Bonnie tore Kev Kev an even newer shinier amhole and Kev faked a headache to avoid the consequences. Anyone unfortunately enough to be burdened with a Cluster B relative knows exactly what I’m describing:

Reasonable Human Person: “Hi (loved one), this thing you did was inappropriate/hurtful/mentally deranged and I’d like to discuss it.”
Cluster B Nightmare: “OMG HOW DARE YOU I DIDNT DO THAT ALSO IF I DID I HAD A GOOD REASON AND ALSO ITS ACTUALLY YOUR FAULT AND NOW IM SICK OVER THIS ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!!$4’dks”
RHP: *gives up*

The period tweets were most likely posted under a crusty comforter with an unnecessary heating pad draped limply and ineffectively over Kevin’s massive man-gut, as Kevin avoided accountability for something for the eleventy-billionth time.

ETA: On second thought, that “rejection sensitive dysphoria” comment from Kevin also lines up with this. “It’s not that I cannot bear the narcissistic injury of Bonnie screaming at me while aiming a gun in my face, it’s RSD! Now go away while I menstruate in peace like the shrinking violet I am.”

RSD is a real thing (ADHDfag, so all opinions expressed herein are my own and solely anecdotal) and can be difficult to live with, even for the self-aware types who take personal responsibility for their mental health. It is comorbid with ADHD and it pertains to emotional dysregulation. From personal experience, ADHD is vastly more complex that just “ooh SQUIRREL!” and I would describe the emotional component as living life like Tinkerbell: only one all-consuming emotion at a time. One in four women with ADHD attempt suicide, and that number takes a rocket to the Moon if the woman was abused as a child, partly influenced by that emotional dysregulation. Are you sad? Tinkerbell brain means your sadness stretches eternal in all directions until interrupted by another emotion. Extrapolate for depression and now you have 25% of an affected population attempting suicide.

It makes perfect sense, therefore, for Kevin to pretend his Cluster B tantrum is actually a symptom of a disorder proven to be frequently deadly for natal women, all in the pursuit of avoiding confrontations with the Tranch Enforcer.
 
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Well, when your a hormonal, unhygienic mess with a Lovecraftian abomination in between your legs, there's probably another explanation that isn't caused by a condition that's impossible for someone who's biologically male.
Kevin unironically believes that when women get their period this means that all life stops for them. Menstruation means that women don't have to go to work and nobody can say mean things to them. His mind is genuinely this warped. If any person on the planet started taking a shit load of hormones on the advice of a collection of mentally ill sex offenders from reddit and twitter backed up by alleged "doctors" then they'd feel different, that's not a period it's a side effect. Godamnit what a jackass.
 
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