Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Big Redman Incorporated]

I’m gonna go out on a limb and suppose FatAss posted the pics below - Wern 2021 and Wern 2017 - to show how he’s totally lost 200 pounds and is a 220 sexy beast. What I see is an awful lot of hard aging in only 4 years.

How tall is he? Because even at 220lbs (which he so obviously isn't but), he is still in the overweight category, verging on obese, with a BMI of 28 at the roughly 6'2 I'd guess for him (although that is what is considered overweight in the UK, I know the guidelines change between countries).

 

[LeeLoo]

How tall is he? Because even at 220lbs (which he so obviously isn't but), he is still in the overweight category, verging on obese, with a BMI of 28 at the roughly 6'2 I'd guess for him (although that is what is considered overweight in the UK, I know the guidelines change between countries).

Fatty is 6’1. He can lie all day long about being 220. He still looks like a misshapen bag of trash.

 

[mothman96]

I’m gonna go out on a limb and suppose FatAss posted the pics below - Wern 2021 and Wern 2017 - to show how he’s totally lost 200 pounds and is a 220 sexy beast. What I see is an awful lot of hard aging in only 4 years.

The Wern 2017 is from July 2017. He'd just been released from approx. a 4 month stay at the mental hospital. The Freak posted 4 videos, in 1 offering $1000 for a date. He wasn't out for more than a couple of days when he was put right back into the mental hospital (Eastern State). He was released the 2nd time Jan 2018.

How tall is he? Because even at 220lbs (which he so obviously isn't but), he is still in the overweight category, verging on obese, with a BMI of 28 at the roughly 6'2 I'd guess for him (although that is what is considered overweight in the UK, I know the guidelines change between countries).

He's 6' 1".

 

[Wernology]

The Wern 2017 is from July 2017. He'd just been released from approx. a 4 month stay at the mental hospital. The Freak posted 4 videos, in 1 offering $1000 for a date. He wasn't out for more than a couple of days when he was put right back into the mental hospital (Eastern State). He was released the 2nd time Jan 2018.

He's 6' 1".

6'1" and his police report from last fall has him at 297lb.

He's only gotten fatter since.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Imagine a Gen Z went up to you and said "solidarity, old man. Please, you have been invited to our party".
Would you even go?

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

I’m gonna go out on a limb and suppose FatAss posted the pics below - Wern 2021 and Wern 2017 - to show how he’s totally lost 200 pounds and is a 220 sexy beast. What I see is an awful lot of hard aging in only 4 years.

No shit, he looks at least 10-15 years older between those two pics. Wild to think that previous moon-face incarnation was only four years ago. To be fair he had so much fat in his head in that period that no wrinkle could find purchase, he was such a pure sphere of doughy whiteness. Now he's a fucking wasteland of pits, craters, and trenches. I didn't get into Lucas until after he was already homeless so Fat Lucas pics are always surreal for me anyway but damn. Not that current Lucas isn't fat but it is always quite funny seeing him yuuge. The uncanny part is that he still looks like a giant baby in both versions, but like a weirdly aged baby now. Like somehow a baby got old without ever becoming an adult. It's surreal.

EDIT to reply to cigarettesalsa (great username btw) without double posting:

Imagine a Gen Z went up to you and said "solidarity, old man. Please, you have been invited to our party".
Would you even go?

Fuck no, I'd assume it was a Maoist struggle session that somehow involved Fortnite. Fucking zoomers

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas is really hung up on younger guys not respecting him for being their elder.

Why the fuck should they respect you, Lucas? You aren't a fucking man. You still act and live your life like a dumbass teenager.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Flatbill or Fedora?

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

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The Wern is certainly bigoted towards Texans. I don’t know where he got that information from or what the science is regarding winterizing infrastructure in Texas. Lucas certainty doesn’t know. All I know is Texas doesn’t usually experience arctic temperatures so is it really anybody’s fault in this instance, maybe it is? Lucas wouldn’t believe this but there are in fact some Republican politicians in Texas investing heavily in Solar and Wind for their traditionally oil producing communities claiming it is better for the health of oil workers for one and and two it’s better as a Christian to leave the world a better place when you die. I don’t care what your political stripes are but that right there is integrity in my eyes.
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We're pretty heavily invested in wind energy. I think something like 20% of power generation comes from wind (of course it, like everything else, fucked off this week because the wind wasn't blowing).

This wasn't a fun week. We were experiencing temperatures that were far lower than anything we're used to and doing so without power. It sucked.

However, we were inside and most of us (especially on the coast) have some non-perishable food storage due to hurricanes. For the most part, at our worst, we were better off than Lucas is at his best. We were inside out of the elements, we had food and we bundled up. Hell, I could still take hot showers and cook because we have gas. This wasn't the apocalypse, we were a bit chilly and bored (our cellphones weren't working most of the time).

On the other hand, without other people's charity, Lucas is incapable of feeding, clothing or housing himself.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas is really hung up on younger guys not respecting him for being their elder.

Why the fuck should they respect you, Lucas? You aren't a fucking man. You still act and live your life like a dumbass teenager.

Lucas is worse than a teenager.
At least most teenage guys are into women their own age or older.

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Flatbill or Fedora?

Lucas makes even makes Kim Jung Un dressed like an incel somehow look like a stud somehow.

Truly, he is plenty good enough for a 10/10 zoomer bae.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas is worse than a teenager.
At least most teenage guys are into women their own age or older.

Lucas makes even makes Kim Jung Un dressed like an incel somehow look like a stud somehow.

Truly, he is plenty good enough for a 10/10 zoomer bae.

Un can get laid and isn't homeless, so he's got two things going for him that Lucas never will.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is really hung up on younger guys not respecting him for being their elder.

Why the fuck should they respect you, Lucas? You aren't a fucking man. You still act and live your life like a dumbass teenager.

He also doesn't respect his own elders, or his parents for that matter

and he is very lucky he's got the asymptomatic covid or he'd likely be in the ICU or dead by now. I wonder if he is actually staying in quarantine as he is required to and not trying to sneak out for food, cause if he got caught doing that he'd find himself in a forced quarantine very quickly. They aren't screwing around with that

 

[mothman96]

Now I'm wondering about Shareef. Feb 9th was when the Freak "cooked" the chicken wings and was licking his fingers as he was putting wings on the plate for Shareef. A few days later on the 12th Lucas is at the My Place (covid) hotel. Lucas posted a video on the 11th that might be at the hotel but from the bit of background shown don't know for sure.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Seems like Lucas’s main adversary in the search for puss puss has been getting more and more specific lately.

The flat billed hat guy who says the n word all the time has now morphed into a heavily tattooed Christian man who is disrespectful to women, homophobic, and “left wing” in name only.

And the peculiar thing about this specific type of man Lucas sees is that he sees him everywhere. Always getting hot girls, sometimes 2-3 at a time, that by all rights should be coming to Lucas.

But beside these traits, which Lucas firmly believes makes this man a puss puss magnet to naive young girls everywhere, is the primary reason behind the greed-monger’s success.

He sells drugs.

And not just weed, but hard drugs like crack, meth and LSD.

Lucas is convinced that, above all, drugs are the main reason zoomer baes flock to this guy in such large numbers. But Lucas is on the case. He wants you to know he has a cell phone and he can call the police with it.

So watch your step you tatted up, Jesus loving, meth slinging, pretend leftist cock-blocker. Lucas has it figured out. He onto you.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Lucas is worse than a teenager.
At least most teenage guys are into women their own age or older.

Lucas makes even makes Kim Jung Un dressed like an incel somehow look like a stud somehow.

Truly, he is plenty good enough for a 10/10 zoomer bae.

Kim Jung Un actually has an arrangement that I think Lucas would like. Supposedly, he has a pleasure squad of young women that are recruited at a young age and service him sexually until they reach old age (somewhere between 22 and 25) at which point they are retired.

Tell me Lucas wouldn't be all over that.

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[IceQueen]

Wow sorry if I’m late on this but I am in hysterics over his “Taking the Misogynists Out With the Trash” video. It has so much gold! First off, he wrote down his rant to read like he used to, love that. Secondly, it is so riddled with bullshit, clearly a bunch of things he just found online.

“If we’re dating, I want to be your second priority. Your first should be your goals and ambitions, because that’s what my first priority is” ... right. This from the guy who has gone to college twice for the express purpose of finding a fresh out of high school girl to date. From the guy who had an apartment that he lost because he can’t function like a normal human. From the guy who probably could have gotten another living arrangement by now if he wasn’t such a dipshit and wildly incompetent person. From the guy who not only disgustingly neglects his mental health, but his physical health as well. From the guy who gets money handed to him at the beginning of each month and blows it on food and shitty motel rooms in the span of the week and then boo hoos his way through town for the remaining 3 weeks of the month until he gets more money, and does it all over again.

Also from the guy who has made it explicitly clear that he wants a woman who either makes more money than him and is the sole breadwinner, or who is also on SSI, disability, etc. and is okay with living off of pennies in a shitty, state sanctioned living space. He also wants her to have his children and do the bulk of the child rearing, split the chores even if she works (which we know means she would do nearly all of the chores), and support his disgusting eating habits.

But yeah sure, he wants someone whose first priority is herself, because his first priority is his... goals and ambitions.

Also I love how he says (presumably to somebody replying live during the stream): “UM I’m not that fat dude!! Look at pictures of me two years ago before you call me fat BOY!!!!” PukeAss... Just because you used to weigh 450 and now weigh between 290 and 330, doesn’t mean you’re not fat. Yes, you used to be MORE fat than you are now, but you’re still a fat sack of shit.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Is he even still in college? He hasnt mentioned shit about it lately.

 

[Da Dude123]

Unreal. This guy gets COVID-19 and gets a free 10 day stay in a hotel fully catered. Some of the food he has gotten looks decent. Not the cottage cheese on the burger. But that spaghetti looked good.

He gets a free place to lay around shirtless and yell into his phone. This is his favorite past time next to eating.

Hardworking tax payers get sick, you gotta rely on friends and family to help you. But Dr. Nigga Luke gets COVID-19 and he gets an all expenses paid vacation. He has to know that for being a bum who has been banned from so many services that he still has it good in Spokane.

He has food, enough to maintain his morbid obesity. A shelter bed and is able to roam the streets acting like a dumbass and he still has not got his ass beat.

What really frustrates me is his lack of gratefulness. He doesn't appreciate how much is being done for him. No, he thinks it is not enough and he should get more! Along with an 18 year old girlfriend. And those Christians who feed and house him? Screw them! No appreciation at all.

 

[WonderWino]

Is he even still in college? He hasnt mentioned shit about it lately.

I'm not sure how he could be. a covid diagnosis means mandatory quarantine, so he would be missing at least a few in person labs and assignments, and its not like he can go to the college, or anywhere else for that matter, he'd get his ass arrested and thrown in a hospital quarantine if he did, plus a very large fine. So either he's out or he's missing enough to inevitably fail the course as he will never be able to catch up

and lets take a moment to remember that while all these thousands of people have died worldwide from covid over the last year, lucas is somehow one of the ones who ends up an asymptomatic carrier and essentially gets a free vacation for catching it. Lucas, of all people. If that doesn't show you how fucked up the world is I don't know what will

 

[IceQueen]

Unreal. This guy gets COVID-19 and gets a free 10 day stay in a hotel fully catered. Some of the food he has gotten looks decent. Not the cottage cheese on the burger. But that spaghetti looked good.

He gets a free place to lay around shirtless and yell into his phone. This is his favorite past time next to eating.

Hardworking tax payers get sick, you gotta rely on friends and family to help you. But Dr. Nigga Luke gets COVID-19 and he gets an all expenses paid vacation. He has to know that for being a bum who has been banned from so many services that he still has it good in Spokane.

He has food, enough to maintain his morbid obesity. A shelter bed and is able to roam the streets acting like a dumbass and he still a has not got his ass beat.

What really frustrates me is his lack of gratefulness. He doesn't appreciate how much is being done for him. No, he thinks it is not enough and he should get more! Along with an 18 year old girlfriend. And those Christians who feed and house him? Screw them! No appreciation at all.

You know, I didn’t think he knew how good he had it until he was no holds barred DESPERATE to get back to Spokane when he was as in LA. When he left Olympia for a woman who ended up not showing, he just shrugged and stayed in Spokane because why bother trying to get back to Olympia when he’ll be just as well off if not better in Spokane?

But LA was a whole different story. As utterly stupid as Lucas is, I think he knew not only that he would never survive on Skid Row, but ALSO that he has it damn good in Spokane/Washington. That whole thing convinced me that he absolutely knows how much of a fucking leech he is AND how lucky he’s gotten and yet he doesn’t appreciate it at all.