Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Turael]

Lou, you keep talking about how you're diabetic. You tell people every chance you get so you can wave your little supposed disabled flag. Well...

51 grams of carbs in your twenty piece McNuggies. And that's dry, although we all know you're going to drown it in those three bottles of ketchup and easily double that carb count.

And you're probably going to slather a tablespoon of ketchup on each nugget. With four grams of carbs per tablespoon that amounts to a whopping 80 extra carbs per 20-count box, and an extra 300 calories per box.

Even with the low sugar ketchup, that adds an extra 20 grams of carbs and an extra 200 calories. Also look at that salt OMG.

So do you give a shit about your diabetes or not, Lou? Because you sure as hell don't eat like you do.

 

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

So uh, Lou can use that Microsoft Office365 on up to 5 devices, huh? Has he thought about the fact that he's gone through what, 10+ devices in the course of the past year alone?

Also that sounds like he plans on downloading the software on each and every device. Correct me if I'm wrong, because I don't change my electronics setup every other week, but wouldn't he run into the issue of the fact that a laptop (assumedly running Windows), an iPad, and a Chromebook are running three different operating systems and assumedly need three different compatibility versions of Office (you know, that software developed by Microsoft, literally in the name)? I'm pretty sure that you can buy versions of it that are compatible with those other systems, but idk how well that'll work.
Granted this all could be speculation because I use LibreOffice or GoogleDocs because only an idiot pays a subscription fee to put words on a page unless they have more advanced needs, but it seemed like it might be a concern.

AFAIK, Office 365 should work on all his devices, even on the Chromebook he can user the online version if needed, but what you pointed out is 100% correct, Lou could easily use Google Docs that is "free" and even let's you save on gdrive (iirc it doesn't even count the file sizes on your quota) and LibreOffice is an excellent alternative, both can do exactly what he "needs" and will cost him $0/mo.

But off course, we all know this is just another lie to grift more, it's a matter of time until we discover where the extra money is going.

 

[General Disarray]

Lou is big mad about his diabetes.

https://twitter.com/AceofDaJungle/status/1363355817802670081

https://archive.vn/wip/6QUQg

Retweets pony shit.

Sperging about politics again. I swear, he wakes up every day just full of spit and vinegar. I mean, I'm not one to talk lol, but being so pissed off every single day must get exhausting.

https://twitter.com/AceofDaJungle/status/1363527467370184710

https://archive.vn/wip/Vv7wg

 

[MetalParakeet]

Probably because Trump also eats high quality meals and spends a ton of time on his feet.

Unlike you, Louis, who brags about not eating anything but fast food and spaghetti, and refuses to get out of bed

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lou is big mad about his diabetes.

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How do you know he doesn't fatty? And I bet he does, but burns far more sugar off at age 74 than you ever have laying in bed all day.

 

[The Dude]

Donald Trump isn't exactly svelte, but he's not five hundred fucking pounds like Louie is. The man at the very least has been playing golf on a regular basis for a good part of his life, which is far more exercise than Louie has ever had. I highly doubt Trump has spent an entire day just laying in bed with his laptop/tablet propped up on his gut, television on, surrounding himself with tons of junk food, candy, and fizzy drinks. On the other hand, that's exactly how Louie spends most of his days, and has been doing so his whole adult life. Louie has no one but himself to blame for his Diabetes, and he for damn sure has no room to bitch that he has the 'Beetus while Donald Trump doesn't.

 

[Tard Repository]

You have diabetes because you eat twice the Snickers bars and gummy bears that he does.

 

[retard strength]

A diet near exclusively composed of fast food, frozen food, canned food, processed meats, pasta, soda, sugar juices, junk snacks...

Bad diets catch up to you. Especially into your 30's. We all know this. Having a job where you move somewhat can delay the impact, but it will catch up.

I don't know or care about Trump's dietary habits but he, like most people, can afford an occasional junk snack, soda, or fast food. It is not their primary diet. Most people also spend the day on their feet. (Additionally, Lou, Trump sees doctors. You were diabetic for god knows how long before you let a minor surface injury on your foot become a fucking infected crater for The Grift and to own the bird forum people. Who the fuck does that?? You should have listened to Mama. You have government insurance, you had no excuse not to go.)

Lou got it young because he literally never moves around. No one buys his "walked to Walmart 3 miles uphill in ice and my shoes gave me a diabetic ulcer, please donate for my needs of a new tv". I think it was recently revealed that he uses a scooter in stores too. Did I dream that? The man barely moves, it's wild. Humans weren't built for that. He must feel like shit, all the time. He is shit, so this is fitting. Reap what you sow.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

A selfless martyr, so transparent and true~*

Nine minutes after saying he was striving to be better, he found it necessary to write this:


https://twitter.com/AceofDaJungle/status/1363318567995867148 | https://archive.md/wip/lkp1S

There is no discernable reason that Lou ought to have anything against this woman; she seems like a thoroughly nice person, and is even a trans ally. A normal person could look at this tweet for a long time and not find anything to be offended about. But somehow it came across Lou's radar and he chose to take time out of his day to make a random person a little less happy, because that's what he does.

 

[Parasaurolophus]

Nine minutes after saying he was striving to be better, he found it necessary to write this:

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https://twitter.com/AceofDaJungle/status/1363318567995867148 | https://archive.md/wip/lkp1S

How is that even shaming anyone?

Because it mentioned some women are fertile and that's ableist towards those who aren't? Idek anymore. Lou, it's not about merely birthing children, it's about who they become. Maybe you should show the picture to your mom and ask if she can explain it to you

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

How is that even shaming anyone?

Because it mentioned some women are fertile and that's ableist towards those who aren't? Idek anymore. Lou, it's not about merely birthing children, it's about who they become. Maybe you should show the picture to your mom and ask if she can explain it to you

No, it's troonsphobic you see, because poor poor oppressed twanz wymmyxynz can't bear children.
And Momma Gags can't explain because she'd break most, if not all her bones and tear her muscles if she tried holding Lardo Retardo that way.

Because Louis Dominic Gagliardi III is fat, and God as my witness, I wouldn't have sex with him.

 

[Lurk]

Some gems from Momma Gags:

 

[Easy Peasy]

I already know the answer to this but...

Is mama gags too stupid to file a claim with paypal to get her money back?

Yes she is.

Semantic spergery:

Dr. Oz, literal md, literal heart surgeon, sometimes snake oil purveyor

Dr phil, holds a doctorate in clinical psychology, technically a doctor, however has not held an active license to practice since 2006. I believe there was some shenanigans around that

 

[Parasaurolophus]

No, it's troonsphobic you see, because poor poor oppressed twanz wymmyxynz can't bear children.
And Momma Gags can't explain because she'd break most, if not all her bones and tear her muscles if she tried holding Lardo Retardo that way.

Because Louis Dominic Gagliardi III is fat, and God as my witness, I wouldn't have sex with him.

Thank you for explaining, that was terribly inconsiderate of me. For some reason I never really think much about trans women when visiting this thread

 

[Blonde Bomb]

I dunno much about the Amanda Kloots thing but apparently she got the first vaccine dose and told people not to vaccine shame and said something about deserving the vaccine, which prompted discussion online about white privilege and class privilege, while Lou decides to voice their opinions on it.
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Spoiler: My opinions on vaccine distribution

I agree with Lou on the fact that front line workers like healthcare workers, public service people and the elderly should get it, they're wrong about nobody deserving it and telling people to wait. Everyone deserves it and everyone needs it, even the people you hate and love to call slurs, and nobody should have to wait on getting the vaccine, vaccine distribution needs to get unfucked after the amount of weird bullshit going on with it so vulnerable communities can actually get the damn thing.

https://archive.md/60JlF

Amanda Kloots' husband caught COVID, had to be intubated, had his leg amputated (he was an amazing dancer) and then died a few months later. She has a son who, I believe, is just one year old. I'm not saying that entitles her to get the vaccine ahead of anyone else, but I can see why she would want it: she's all her son has now and has witnessed what COVID can do first hand. And I know she is not unique in that situation, but I'm just saying that I can understand her desire get the vaccine and her relief to have gotten it.

Lou, being Lou, lacks any sort of understanding or sympathy for anyone but himself or groups he claims to champion and defend, until they hurt his fee-fees and he lashes out at them.

EDIT: I've said it before and I'll say it again, I really want to red pen (correct) his Tweets. If he were consistent with his lack of capitalization, it'd be one thing. But you cannot claim to be a 'writer' , then use voice to text and not go back and correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and make sure you have included all the damn words. "And should have Amanda Kloots"? Really?

 

[NyQuilninja]

You have diabetes because you eat twice the Snickers bars and gummy bears that he does.

Dam some gummy bears sound good right about now

 

[Iron Hamster]

Some gems from Momma Gags:
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You might want to address this with your other son dead denise.
I guess we need to call her deadnise from now on.

 

[Turael]

You know, I bet she formed that opinion because of Lou. Like they were talking about Dr. Oz for some reason or another in the house and Lou, attempting to sound intelligent, bloviated about how Oz wasn't a real doctor. So his mother, just like Lou, attempted to sound intelligent and, just like Lou, made sure the entire internet knew how intelligent she actually was. Really Mama Gags sounds like someone who gets all her education from Facebook, Netflix, and CNN soundbites.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Louie gives gifts.

 

[kevin]

when I read Momma Gags's barely literate facebook posts I imagine them being read in the voice of Gollum from Lord of the Rings. her grasp of grammar might be even worse than her son's.