Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

[gh0stzero]

Oh goody are we getting another crate of smoking guns for this being derich or not?

 

[Gramh]

I don't recall Derich having another active twitter, @DerichLovesWWE is the most recently used one.

Yeah and he retweeted WWE stuff on the 1st. I just don't see this little autist being behind a nearly 24/7 coomer binge.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So is the new theory that DerichLovesTSM is a troll bot to make him look like a coomer?

Q

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Yeah and he retweeted WWE stuff on the 1st. I just don't see this little autist being behind a nearly 24/7 coomer binge.

Yeah, Feb 1 2020.

 

[CoomerCouch]

Yeah and he retweeted WWE stuff on the 1st. I just don't see this little autist being behind a nearly 24/7 coomer binge.

KiwiFarms is a hell of a place to come out as illiterate. He stopped posting in February of 2020. It's now 2021.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Yeah and he retweeted WWE stuff on the 1st. I just don't see this little autist being behind a nearly 24/7 coomer binge.

I know it feels like 2020 was just a few weeks ago, things have been rough for all of us in our perception of time.
We'll get through this together.
The odds of someone running ops just to make Derich look like a total coomer are pretty low, though. I feel like you'd want to go for someone more infamous.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

The odds of someone running ops just to make Derich look like a total coomer are pretty low, though. I feel like you'd want to go for someone more infamous.

It would unironically be the gayest of all possible gay ops

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

So is he full on Asian, or some kind of hafu? Would explain the autism.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

So is he full on Asian, or some kind of hafu? Would explain the autism.

His parents are full on Asian, Chinese specifically. In the video where he sings, you can hear them (I'm assuming it's them) in the background arguing in Chinese. But he probably only speaks English as the Chinese accent isn't that strong. He does have one, but I'm willing to go with it being his autism than an actual Chinese accent.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

So is he full on Asian, or some kind of hafu? Would explain the autism.

He's half coomer on his Dad's side and half fapper from his Mom's grandmother's side.

 

[gh0stzero]

His parents are full on Asian, Chinese specifically. In the video where he sings, you can hear them (I'm assuming it's them) in the background arguing in Chinese. But he probably only speaks English as the Chinese accent isn't that strong. He does have one, but I'm willing to go with it being his autism than an actual Chinese accent.

have you heard 2 Chinese people have a normal conversation? It always sounds like their arguing even when they are not. Like Phil said;

in china dey say chicki chan wah chooka chocka cocka ca

 

[gaarashatan]

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I have this saved

someone better tell phil that derich wants to bang his mom

 

[millais]

Derich's people are probably Hong Kong Cantonese. His surname is spelled in the Cantonese fashion.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I know it feels like 2020 was just a few weeks ago, things have been rough for all of us in our perception of time.
We'll get through this together.
The odds of someone running ops just to make Derich look like a total coomer are pretty low, though. I feel like you'd want to go for someone more infamous.

I agree, and also want to reiterate just how many hours are spent tweeting. That would be a huge time commitment just for a troll account. Especially, for someone that is just a fan of Phil, and not even a paypig, just some weird, sometimes angry tard. Plus, if it was an impersonator, I think the real one would be freaking out by now, we've seen how he reacts to impersonators in the past.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Consider this if you think it's a troll account.

Derich freaks out when someone misspells his name as Dietrich. Or spells it Derick.

Feels perfectly fine when someone uses his name and image to compliment dudes on their dicks and give shout outs to whores drinking piss.

Nah, that's him.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

have you heard 2 Chinese people have a normal conversation? It always sounds like their arguing even when they are not. Like Phil said;

in china dey say chicki chan wah chooka chocka cocka ca

Shut the fuck up! I don't care what they say in China, augh ack ack ack ack...

Leave it to pre twitch begging mode Phil to say the most dumb racist jokes in human history.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Derich just called someone else a Derich.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

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Derich just called someone else a Derich.

Maybe this is a troll/bot. Man what the fuck is going on?!?

Edit: I can't stop laughing at that "thanks Derich". I feel like im on DDM. !Derich

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

@DerichLovesNWA either put together this spreadsheet, or at least posted it, of the times and amounts this kid is Tweeting. It's like near 100 or more Tweets a day now and there is only a 3 to 4 hour window per day that he is not Tweeting.



This is the kid who got in trouble a few years ago for stealing his mom's credit card to subscribe to DSP. He pronounces his own name as 'Derish' because "it has a 'c', it's not like the one with a 'k'".

I wish, it’s DerichWatch on Twitter.

also his more recent YouTube:

https://youtube.com/user/derichlovesswifor

no idea why he decides to just abandon accounts and make a new one instead of just changing his username.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

no idea why he decides to just abandon accounts and make a new one instead of just changing his username.

Based on one of the greatest moments in a Tevin restream ever that starts when DSP says Derich has "lost the ability to log in" to his account, I'm 75% sure Derich somehow forgets the password to each account within a years time and just moves on to a new one. Like a hermit crab or something.

(Link w/ timestamp)