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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Bob Barker said:
PPP doesn't use the farms, though his fans certainly like copy-pasting his rants onto here.

It was youtube > youtube ban evasion > dlive for a few streams where the site gave issues > stream.me > back to dlive > trovo

The jump from youtube to ban evasion on youtube wasn't a big hit iirc. His first stream on dlive did really well but the quick move to stream.me lost him some of his viewers. He still was streaming to a decently sized audience on stream.me IIRC, I want to say 2000 was average with higher numbers being when a good show happened. I forget if his views started falling during stream.me, but I would guess they did a bit.

His jump from dlive to trovo wasn't that bad in terms of viewer loss. But every time he got de-platformed that I can remember, he had a spike of attention and loyalty that slowly faded and left his long term support significantly lower on the new platform than what he had when he first joined that platform.
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I suppose I failed to mention that he ban evaded and got Zidan's backup channel yeeted. Skipping forward he's back on YT with the Saturday Sunset and Kaz's Chillstream channel. Oh, and his time on Memology's channel but these are blips in his history. We all know that if he can't stream then he can't make any money. It's a lose/lose situation for him otherwise.

His biggest hit was losing the stream.me leaderboard bux because that secured him for awhile but once he lost that because of his incompetence or trolls like Zoom (pedophile, liar) or Dispatch (XANDER!) took it down once things got too heated. I'm still going to laugh my ass off if he has to move to that one Korean streaming site if he gets yeeted from Trovo. Yes, I know his Dlive was reinstated yet un-monetized but his options are wearing more and more thin just like his hair.
 
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TriggerMeElmo said:
I suppose I failed to mention that he ban evaded and got Zidan's backup channel yeeted. Skipping forward he's back on YT with the Saturday Sunset and Kaz's Chillstream channel. Oh, and his time on Memology's channel but these are blips in his history. We all know that if he can't stream then he can't make any money. It's a lose/lose situation for him otherwise.

His biggest hit was losing the stream.me leaderboard bux because that secured him for awhile but once he lost that because of his incompetence or trolls like Zoom (pedophile, liar) or Dispatch (XANDER!) took it down once things got too heated. I'm still going to laugh my ass off if he has to move to that one Korean streaming site if he gets yeeted from Trovo. Yes, I know his Dlive was reinstated yet un-monetized but his options are wearing more and more thin just like his hair.
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Yeah I wasn't trying to say you were wrong, just adding what I remembered.

You're right about his options wearing thin. Between the bridges he's burned (his fault), the failing quality of his show (his fault), and the tightening noose of internet censorship (not his fault), his "career" is getting less and less sustainable. Perhaps he will be able to jump on the p2p bandwagon with Fuentes and only accept bitcoin superchats, but thats just another hoop people have to jump through to support his very mediocre at best internet show.
 
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Bob Barker said:
p2p bandwagon with Fuentes and only accept bitcoin superchats, but thats just another hoop people have to jump through to support his very mediocre at best internet show.
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Bitchute failed him pretty hard and he's going to have to fall back on his Patreon or SubscribeStar (that I imagine no one uses either) to suffice for now. He's in a bit of a corner where he can't make a buck from internet panhandling so much. People won't donate if they can't use lemons and if he's been shitlisted from Paypal or anywhere else the sad and horrifying option left is an OnlyFans.
 
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Bob Barker said:
1200 is not even something to brag about lmao.
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It's also strange since he claims to usually have 800 - 1000 people watching night to night. An extra 200 viewers is hardly something to brag about. I've held out on believing that he bots as egregiously as some think he does, but 1200 is a weird number to highlight assuming what Ralph tells us is mostly accurate.
 
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Bob Barker said:
Many people were very critical of the leaks and the leaker at first, Some people remained critical despite all evidence to the contrary. A lot of ibs people say things similar to what ralph is saying, a notable example being dick masterson and his whole "karen farms" bullshit. It is true that people here say retarded shit that has no basis in reality, and do so way more frequently than I would like, but a lot of discussion and debate goes on too.
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I kind of wonder how much of people saying random shit is actual malice, and how much is just people wanting a reaction out of Ralph, knowing that no matter what we say about him he'll always spin it as some type of attempt to cancel him. or hurt him. Look at his reaction to this entire saga for example. After the first week no one was actually believing he was going to jail. The only time it would be brought up would be by someone making a prison rape joke or if people had to be reminded what the maximum penalty available for the charge was. But somehow, despite literally every swinging dick saying he wasn't going to jail because the fat fuck wouldn't survive if he caught COVID, he still sits there and says that we were saying he was going to jail, guaranteed. Hell, he even said that Josh was saying since Day 1 he was going to jail when we can show categorically the opposite is true. Why try to correct the record to support him, or try to temper your statements when you know no matter what you say he's going to rip out that victim card like he or Gator are feminists and blow what you say out of proportion for the low-IQ morons who still hand him money?
 
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Bob Barker said:
PPP doesn't use the farms, though his fans certainly like copy-pasting his rants onto here.
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I would assume some of the very outspoken ones had an odd mindset of "either Faith is a lying whore, Elric is a gayopping fag, Matthew Vickers is a shit parent, and Ralph is innocent" or "Faith is an innocent angel, Elric's words are gospel, Matthew Vickers is the father of the century, and Ralph is a fat disgusting pig that should rot in a cell".

They brought up very old (by that time anyway, the thread was moving 100 pages a day at some point) oddities in their defence and a load of Faith's attention seeking dumb teenager tweets which all of us have seen.

People have to realise there's really no stake in this. This isn't some weird party politics or whatever. None of the parties involved were angels.

Faith has her issues, 19 years old being one of them substantiating to her immaturity. Elric's methods were overly autistic and enraging, and his excuses were insufferable to see. My opinion on the subject was leaks is better than nothing so I held back the urges and tolerated his drip-feeding. Matthew Vickers' Laissez Faire attitude towards his daughter's upbringing probably worsened her immaturity problems. Ralph of course is an irredeemable fat piece of shit.

This isn't training fucking Pokemon for EVs, no sacrifices to be made. Either way, it's good to have people being very sceptical and taking the Devil's advocate position.

Update on Sandra. I hope Ralph takes the week off and takes care of his mum, even though this means less kontent for the board. I can already feel my words going to waste. Actually, who am I kidding, don't listen to ayelawgz, fire up the stream and give us another pillstream.

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AltisticRight said:
I would assume some of the very outspoken ones had an odd mindset of "either Faith is a lying whore, Elric is a gayopping fag, Matthew Vickers is a shit parent, and Ralph is innocent" or "Faith is an innocent angel, Elric's words are gospel, Matthew Vickers is the father of the century, and Ralph is a fat disgusting pig that should rot in a cell".
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Can only speak for myself, but I didn't trust Faith because of her past several abuse claims that have never been litigated. Who wouldn't prosecute rape of a minor? She told the whole world, yet no one did anything? Made it seem like saying she's assaulted is an attention mechanism, the Boy Who Cried Wolf. I know a lot of people say she was just a teen and girls do that, but it would never occur to me to fake an abuse claim. How do you know when it's real?

I didn't trust the legal system since they never cared when Ralph broker parole, and they clearly don't care now. And if she really was abused, why go with the revenge porn and not domestic assault? The justice system is broken.

The leaks were odd because if it was all about laughing at Ralph, than incidental things like texting he loved her at night or something innocuous like how many times he was going to the liquor store could be entertaining, but they were edited. If it was about getting justice, putting out evidence prior to going to the cops could make Faith seem less of a victim to authorities. If she had put out the dm's right when she escaped, you could say it was because she was hurt in the heat of the moment, but they were delayed and calculated. If releasing them was simply about maximum ER embarrassment, then you would go to somewhere like RWW.

Never thought Ralph was innocent (especially of the revenge porn), just that all the circumstances and personalities involved made it very tough to see truth. Everyone was posturing and bluffing about things. It was difficult to feel for any of them. Everyone was looking for maximum exposure - not justice. And you have to question motivation. It bothered me people didn't want the entire picture, most people wanted to be led.

My mindset - Everyone is horrible, and because this was about dopamine - not truth, justice won't be served. Pessimism doesn't make you pro Ralph.
 
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AltisticRight said:
They brought up very old (by that time anyway, the thread was moving 100 pages a day at some point) oddities in their defence and a load of Faith's attention seeking dumb teenager tweets which all of us have seen.
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My issue with @Fslur making subtle jabs/calling out particular users is when that happened, all it did was shit up the thread and devolve into name fagging. I'm not here a-lawging Ralph to fight her retarded passive-aggressive internet war with PPP or any of the users associated with him and I don't even like the guy. I found it odd that she called out Squire after he posted all he had on her in her thread. I don't even dislike teaclips, I just want her to keep her gay internet war out of fucking threads, my eyes literally roll into the back of my head every time I see it.
AltisticRight said:
Update on Sandra. I hope Ralph takes the week off and takes care of his mum, even though this means less kontent for the board. I can already feel my words going to waste. Actually, who am I kidding, don't listen to ayelawgz, fire up the stream and give us another pillstream.
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When people have a stroke, they make them raise both arms up and when one side is a little off kilter it's usually the side that is slightly paralyzed. She will need help eating and washing herself so I think it's best for her to go into a carers home.
 
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Vetti said:
Let's get back to Ralph's tweets. Today Ethan explicitly calls out the J's for the first time in forever.
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Hold that based, it seems he's just trying to clarify someone else's position on the Js so he's more prepared to mute Hate Speech off his show in the future. I'm calling this a false alarm, Ralph loves trannies and Israel.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Update on Sandra. I hope Ralph takes the week off and takes care of his mum, even though this means less kontent for the board. I can already feel my words going to waste. Actually, who am I kidding, don't listen to ayelawgz, fire up the stream and give us another pillstream.
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I don't think many of us are willing to use his mother against him as evidenced by the relative support he's gotten with regards to her. Sounds like either a stroke or an aneurysm in any case, but seriously get well soon Sandra.
 
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I don't think many of us are willing to use his mother against him as evidenced by the relative support he's gotten with regards to her. Sounds like either a stroke or an aneurysm in any case, but seriously get well soon Sandra.
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Yet he'll sit there on his fat ass crying that we're all ayylawging Salty Sandra at the hospital and it was a gawd damn ayylawg who pushed her down! One of them nurses are a broke dick farms user I know it! When we're the ones telling him to cancel his show and go be with his mom in her time of need. Bullshit that she would've wanted him to continue streaming while she could possibly die from this health issue. It will most likely affect her everyday life from now on based on what Ralph's said.

All in all though Ralph really expressed what type of an asshole son he was. Buying football tickets using his dreamcast browser on ebay and Sandra instead of putting her hoof down enabled the gunt into what he is today. Imagine his begging for those tickets and his mom didn't even get to go of all things. Hoping Sandra can get a good care giver after all this who actually, you know, cares.
 
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