DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Word for word

"Sorry that I got angry... at at trolls tonight. You know its annoying, you know we're halfway to the tips goal, and then WE get completely derailed.. And now we dont hit the tips goal, plus on top of that, fake tips, which hurt me, so it sucks!! And im sorry that I got angry there, but you know, I've got a right to be angry! These motherfuckers breaking the law, and costing ME money and time, its a fucking major pain in the ass.

Alright everyone, thank you for watching!"

Way to end positive there, Dave!

In summary:

 

[BepsiLight]

You'd imagine that any normal person would show (or at least feign) a little bit of empathy for the people who are having their credit card information stolen to send him these fake tips. Not our shameless hero though, he's the real victim. By him not accepting money he wasn't ever going to get, it's costing him money?

I read elsewhere in the thread that Paypal charges him like 3% for every refund I think, somewhere in that ballpark.
Him crying about a small percent is odd because he withdraws his money every day and pays a 1% fee which he's said before is "basically nothing"

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

So, tomorrow Divinty finally will premiere. I hope you'll come and support the stream if you can tomorrow.

Tomorrow night we'll do some late-night Fall Guys chill stuff to end my streaming week, sound good?

Alright, guys, thank you very much. I hope to see you tomorrow for Divinity since there's been so much hype and build up. Hopefully the game is good and hopefully you guys like the play through of the premiere of it tomorrow. Should be pretty epic, I hope.

Alright, thank you all. Have a great evening. I'll see you all in the AM, sound good? Ok. Alright, guys, thank you very much, have a great evening, see you tomorrow.

No, you hang up first.

He won't set the record for being youngest to have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. He'll be the fourth youngest and it'll be his email signature.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Word for word

"Sorry that I got angry... at at trolls tonight. You know its annoying, you know we're halfway to the tips goal, and then WE get completely derailed.. And now we dont hit the tips goal, plus on top of that, fake tips, which hurt me, so it sucks!! And im sorry that I got angry there, but you know, I've got a right to be angry! These motherfuckers breaking the law, and costing ME money and time, its a fucking major pain in the ass.

Alright everyone, thank you for watching!"

Way to end positive there, Dave!

Gotta love how even when he's supposed to be apologetic and showing remorse, he's still shifting the blame onto others. "Sorry for losing my temper, it's just that these fucking assholes are forcing me to lose my temper."
It's the very essence of this gag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kncw-8smn9Y

 

[grump]

Is there a name for the phenomenon that Dave displays when he lies constantly and compulsively for sometimes little to no gain but simultaneously and pardoxically shows restraint in that he tries very hard in his lies to keep some semantic 'truth' and always leave himself an out and will not tell an outright bald faced whopper he has to own unless under great pressure.?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Is there a name for the phenomenon that Dave displays when he lies constantly and compulsively for sometimes little to no gain but simultaneously and pardoxically shows restraint in that he tries very hard in his lies to keep some semantic 'truth' and always leave himself an out and will not tell an outright bald faced whopper he has to own unless under great pressure.?

Pathological/compulsive lying, in this case the one caused by sociopathy.

 

[BepsiLight]

Gotta love how even when he's supposed to be apologetic and showing remorse, he's still shifting the blame onto others. "Sorry for losing my temper, it's just that these fucking assholes are forcing me to lose my temper."
It's the very essence of this gag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kncw-8smn9Y

"Listen Jasper Kitty I'm sorry I kicked you but dood you gotta understand you make me angry sometimes man just behave yourself, stop chewing on those cables and I promise it won't happen again ok? sounds good?"

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

Is there a name for the phenomenon that Dave displays when he lies constantly and compulsively for sometimes little to no gain but simultaneously and pardoxically shows restraint in that he tries very hard in his lies to keep some semantic 'truth' and always leave himself an out and will not tell an outright bald faced whopper he has to own unless under great pressure.?

Spin-doctoring

 

[NotValKilmer]

Remember you brain dead idiots he loves what he does and don’t you forget it

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People can say what they want about Phil being able to survive anything, but that face doesn't say confident and proud survivor, to me it screams prisoner. He's such a miserable toxic person who can only find joy in life in the form sweaty jpegs. He hates everything else about his life and "job". It's glaringly obvious.

IMO, bankruptcy wasn't a hurdle for him to survive through. It was one of his few chances of freedom, and as per usual for the pig he fucked it all up.

EDIT: Did anyone clip him flipping shit about the fake tip?

 

[fuckshitsnake]

"Listen Jasper Kitty I'm sorry I kicked you but dood you gotta understand you make me angry sometimes man just behave yourself, stop chewing on those cables and I promise it won't happen again ok? sounds good?"

I don't even want to think about Phil possibly doing anything seriously abusive to that cat or else I'm gonna start collecting some A-log hats like a real sonovabitch.

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

People can say what they want about Phil being able to survive anything, but that face doesn't say confident and proud survivor, to me it screams prisoner. He's such a miserable toxic person who can only find joy in life in the form sweaty jpegs. He hates everything else about his life and "job". It's glaringly obvious.

IMO, bankruptcy wasn't a hurdle for him to survive through. It was one of his few chances of freedom, and as per usual for the pig he fucked it all up.

EDIT: Did anyone clip him flipping shit about the fake tip?

From DarkDave's Mirror:

https://youtu.be/F8tf6cE2zJo?t=7478

https://youtu.be/F8tf6cE2zJo?t=7889

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil has the gall to call someone a loser whilst he is earning money begging in his pyjamas and playing Ubisoft fetch quest games

Amazing!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Since today is the start of Divinity 2, I'll go ahead and say right away that I'm more interested in how his character will turn out rather than what character he'll make in the beginning. I bet he'll go back to a garbage balanced build that he utilizes in any other RPG of that type (look at CyberPunk2077, hell look at his Dark Souls and Nioh builds). Any kind of freedom is the bane of Dave's existence because he doesn't know how to play vidya so he doesn't know what strengths he should focus on (cuz he has none) so he ends up with a character who can only utilize all the skills and options the game has on offer poorly.

To put things into perspective from what I remember your starting class in DOS2 is akin to how it works in a game like Dark Souls, you could take an unga bunga class but then start dumping all your level ups into stats needed for sorcery and then just play a pure mage, theoretically, so in that sense your starting class only affects your starting stats and gear.
It's not like a classic CRPG like let's say Might and Magic where if you make a Knight he can never learn Self or Elemental magic, or if you pick a Mage he can never learn most weapon skills or Self magic, your options on level up are more limited so someone like Dave has less chance to fuck it up. Or how most JRPGs work where skill and stat growth is predetermined so basically all you get on level up is the game giving you bigger numbers, making it more or less impossible to fuck up, perfect for Dave.

RPGs with progression systems like DOS2 are the bane of his existence, which is why I'll be more interested in his playthrough when he's like 20 hours in, that's when all of it will start crumbling down and MUH BALANCED CHARACTER autism will kick in.

 

[Kumquatacus]

Is there really no such thing as a bit wager? I suppose he would’ve done them by now if they were real.

he done that with minecraft

 

[PieceofShet]

I recently started watching GOOD lets players... one of then was playing blind RE2RE and he begged viewers not to spoil it for him. He said many times that if you dont like watching a streamer getting stuck on the puzzles and you wanna backseat him, why you watch it?

At one time he pretended to stuck at chess piece puzzle for 10mins... He said he wanted to know which viewers wanted to backseat him. He said these people are "special" and they need "special care".

The difference is night and day.

 

[snort inquisition]

I recently started watching GOOD lets players... one of then was playing blind RE2RE and he begged viewers not to spoil it for him. He said many times that if you dont like watching a streamer getting stuck on the puzzles and you wanna backseat him, why you watch it?

At one time he pretended to stuck at chess piece puzzle for 10mins... He said he wanted to know which viewers wanted to backseat him. He said these people are "special" and they need "special care".

The difference is night and day.

sometimes when i play games i just throw my stream on and link my friends, i was streaming valkyrie profile one day and somehow had random people coming in and telling me how to play lmao

 

[TankMelee]

Is there a name for the phenomenon that Dave displays when he lies constantly and compulsively for sometimes little to no gain but simultaneously and pardoxically shows restraint in that he tries very hard in his lies to keep some semantic 'truth' and always leave himself an out and will not tell an outright bald faced whopper he has to own unless under great pressure.?

I've always believed that he's internalized (or always believed) his "most honest guy on the Internet" persona, but also understandably doesn't want to appear like the manchild that he is. This leads to his fey-like restriction to speaking direct lies. It's especially funny when it's so obvious what he's doing.

"Did I shower? When do you mean, today? Not yet." As if he planned to shower.
Sure, he played Champions in the past, and he spent too much money on WWE gacha in the past, but these trolls are saying this Rafters guy is DSP based on circumstantial information... implying it's false, but not stating it outright. I do believe he's since said on Twitter that it's not his account, but we all now that Twitter DSP and Twitch DSP are different people.

And just the other day, when somebody cheers that OIC was sticking it to the trolls, DSP does this "People attribute my vest goals to one guy, but that guy didn't even contribute the majority on this stream." If OIC/DrTonyHuge really vanished, Funny, OIC didn't tip at all under that name. I guess DSP confirmed that HallelujahHeReigns is OIC

Since today is the start of Divinity 2, I'll go ahead and say right away that I'm more interested in how his character will turn out rather than what character he'll make in the beginning. I bet he'll go back to a garbage balanced build that he utilizes in any other RPG of that type (look at CyberPunk2077, hell look at his Dark Souls and Nioh builds). Any kind of freedom is the bane of Dave's existence because he doesn't know how to play vidya so he doesn't know what strengths he should focus on (cuz he has none) so he ends up with a character who can only utilize all the skills and options the game has on offer poorly.

To put things into perspective from what I remember your starting class in DOS2 is akin to how it works in a game like Dark Souls, you could take an unga bunga class but then start dumping all your level ups into stats needed for sorcery and then just play a pure mage, theoretically, so in that sense your starting class only affects your starting stats and gear.
It's not like a classic CRPG like let's say Might and Magic where if you make a Knight he can never learn Self or Elemental magic, or if you pick a Mage he can never learn most weapon skills or Self magic, your options on level up are more limited so someone like Dave has less chance to fuck it up. Or how most JRPGs work where skill and stat growth is predetermined so basically all you get on level up is the game giving you bigger numbers, making it more or less impossible to fuck up, perfect for Dave.

RPGs with progression systems like DOS2 are the bane of his existence, which is why I'll be more interested in his playthrough when he's like 20 hours in, that's when all of it will start crumbling down and MUH BALANCED CHARACTER autism will kick in.

DOS2 let’s you freely respec at a fairly early point. He may have to buy skill books to get started but he’ll just say “I’ve been told/asked to try this fire/strength build” and just OHKO things.

 

[Coster]

DOS2 let’s you freely respec at a fairly early point. He may have to buy skill books to get started but he’ll just say “I’ve been told/asked to try this fire/strength build” and just OHKO things.

The way DOS2 is I'm wondering if he doesn't skirt unnecessary encounters and ends up under-leveled. You're totally fucked if that happens. He can't just grind and over-level like in other RPGs.

 

[HorseSense]

The way DOS2 is I'm wondering if he doesn't skirt unnecessary encounters and ends up under-leveled. You're totally fucked if that happens. He can't just grind and over-level like in other RPGs.

That's one of the great things. It will be very easy to know how spoiled he is on DOS2.

 

[Iron Father]

LMAO! So i was checking PPG for dark lotus (who tipped $50 last night), and his name has been coming up for a little over a year. He sounds like a that legitimately looks up to Phil, SMH. But I clicked on a random khantribution and the date was one year ago today. Listen to what Dave says, and tell me where you've heard this bullshit before. Relevant timestamp is 49:32 - 50:05

Happy one year anniversary on whatever that bullshit was, Dave

The name "Dark Lotus" immediately perks my ears up, just realized that's the name of a pretty popular rap "super group" featuring among others, the two dudes from Insane Clown Posse.

If one of DSP's paypigs is a fucking Juggalo that will really make my day.