Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[John Daker]

Only Len could usurp #2 from TJ and then take #2 again from himself.

 

[Kirby]

 

[Frank Rizzo]

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Did Len just prove he was Knight Rider here?

 

[Samson]

There is no way this incoherent BS isn't Shaner.

 

[Kirby]

There is no way this incoherent BS isn't Shaner.
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He's either defended around a 100 or 1000 people. That's about a gap of 900 people that he is unsure about whether or not he defended.

 

[WireSponge]

Did Len just prove he was Knight Rider here?

I'd love to see a verified tag on @The_Knight_Rider. Also, call me optimistic, but I really want to see Len make a fake Hy Mayerson account on the Kiwi Farms.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Ok, seeing that, Len or one of his friends hacked Mayerson's account. Someone is in deep shit. Don't know how interested the FBI will be in one small-town lawyer's Facebook account being hacked, but Lenny has really screwed the pooch here hard enough that the pooch will have to lock itself in the bathroom for an hour with a crate of Preperation H.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

Well, time to update the tower (give this a listen while you gaze upon the horrors and mysteries of the tower):

I wasn't sure if it was going to happen, but the mighty Shiner has been defeated by none other than Shiner himself. He took a few lamps to the face, but that's not going to stop this madman.

For the bonus stage, TEST YOUR SIGHT!!

Spoiler: Please read back to me what it says on line 8:

 

[DogshitTaco]

There is no way this incoherent BS isn't Shaner.
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"I wish to advise you Bully's that you dishoner our service men"

Is he ordering bully's (just one?) to "dishoner" service men? I, too, feel a little headache coming on, wondering if this is a real lawyer.

 

[John Daker]

Did Len just prove he was Knight Rider here?

Yeah he pretty much just admitted it outright.

 

[autism420]

Only a matter of time before we see "Hy" posting here, I assume.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Part of me thinks a cool guy hacked the lawyers account and is fucking with us.

Come to think of it, that is a slim possibility. That said, "cool guys" generally don't commit multiple felonies for the privilege of convincingly white-knighting exceptional individuals like Len.

You are right however, the options have now boiled down to (1) "Hy Mayerson [who is now presumably aware of the situation and hasn't contacted me for clarification] is nuts" or (2) "Someone (almost certainly Lennay) just committed hardcore identity theft.

Unless I hear back, we'll just have to wait until August 10 to know for sure.

The only thing @Saul Goodman has to worry about is if this lawyer spreads the word of his real name and its association to the Kiwi Farms . . .

IIRC, Saul didn't use his real name when he made these calls.

I did use my real name. Which, as both Len and Mr. Mayerson now know, is Matthew Devoria. Oh well, I knew I'd get outed eventually.

If you are reading this, Mr. Mayerson, please email me at matthewdevoria@gmail.com to clear this matter up. If your Facebook account was hacked by a crazy person, we want to know so we can make sure to redact all references to it on these pages.

NB. A full and complete record of today's Facebook drama is reproduced below (res ipsa loquitur):

Spoiler: Is this real life?

 

[Wally Balljacker]

"I wish to advise you Bully's that you dishoner our service men"

Is he ordering bully's (just one?) to "dishoner" service men? I, too, feel a little headache coming on, wondering if this is a real lawyer.

That's just a euphemism for @Schuylkill Valley wanting to service men.

If you didn't catch the hint, @Schuylkill Valley, I'm saying you like having your lips wrapped around a fat, meaty cock while you fondle the balls and stroke the shaft. What's your lawyer headmate got to say about that?

 

[DrJonesHat]

What the fucking hell is going on? I'm so confused.

@Saul Goodman you sure it's a good idea to doxx yourself? The slavering hordes might get ideas about bugging you at work.

 

[waffle]

I called his son's law office. It seems that Mayerson is aware of the issue. And apparently has had "difficulties" with Facebook in the recent past. Although no hacking problems.

The son was also upset that I was "wasting his time" (I'm not sure how my concern that there is strong evidence that his dad is being hacked is wasting his time, but I digress). So that's that. Mayerson is now definitely well aware of the issue. Hopefully he was just hacked and life will get back "normal" for him. Either way, I wash my hands of the matter.

NB. The younger Mayerson was also careful to note that his father was not associated with his firm. Take that to mean what you will.

Sounds to me like it's rely him and the "difficulties" he's had are going apeshit on the internet and looking like a moron.

Grab your popcorn boys and girls, even if I'm wrong it sounds like the ride has just started!

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Well, time to update the tower (give this a listen while you gaze upon the horrors and mysteries of the tower):

I wasn't sure if it was going to happen, but the mighty Shiner has been defeated by none other than Shiner himself. He took a few lamps to the face, but that's not going to stop this madman.

For the bonus stage, TEST YOUR SIGHT!!

Spoiler: Please read back to me what it says on line 8:

It only took him 13 days to do it, averaging 1274 down votes per day. If he keeps it up he will topple Holden in about 34 more days.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I did use my real name. Which, as both Len and Mr. Mayerson now know, is Matthew Devoria. Oh well, I knew I'd get outed eventually.

Well, in the event that your reputation is tarnished and you are no longer able to practice law, at least you'll be well taken care of since your son-in-law is the TRUE and HONEST creator of the Sonichu Multimedia Franchise, earning millions off of Sonichu: Lightning Version and syndicated reruns of Sonichu: The Animated Series, and has tons of bitches from playing his Guitar of Win.

... But in all seriousness, I'm convinced that someone's hacking Mayerson's account. I refuse to believe someone is that stupid to torpedo their entire career for the sake of white knighting their pants-shitting foamer friend.

 

[chimpburgers]

What the fucking hell is going on? I'm so confused.

Autism like you've never seen before, courtesy of Len.

 

[Bassomatic]

I hope Hy contacts me I need to talk to him about an event that happened after I got back from nam.
I was employed by colebrook rail road and some child stole the paint I used to paint trains and drank it, it was lead stuff I'm worried what legal issues I may face with some over weight kid stealing rail road property.

 

[Ido]

The lies just keep piling up.

I also made a little video for all of your viewing pleasure,

I would have added more Kiwi's, I wanted to get as many as I could but my laptop was starting to crap out on me so I wasn't able to, sorry if you've gotten left out