Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

[FuckDuckSeagull]

“This chocolate has added vitamins in it, which is good for you”

kelly: “HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TELL ME I’M FAT!!!”

Remember when “diet culture” meant things that emphasize always losing weight, being thin or restricting? Now it extends to products that contain any nutritional value at all.

This is the logical end of HAES. Proponents complain they can’t lose weight because it’s scientifically impossible and their bodies naturally want to be obese and wanting to lose weight is fatphobic.

So then you reply, “good then, don’t eat less! Why not also enjoy these nutrient-rich foods like fruit and veg and lean meats and nuts and such?”

And HAES people are forced to come up with a reason they can’t do that either, thus “healthism” is born. How dare you tell me that being healthy is a good thing, and eating healthy foods that will benefit my body just makes sense! HOW DARE!! These frosted cakes are JUST as “nourishing” as a nice strip of grilled salmon and a side of mixed grilled veg! No bad foods!

But the real reason to both issues is they emotionally overeat on rubbish processed sugary fatty foods and they don’t want to give them up and let their tastebuds reset to actually find normal food enjoyable.

(by the by, google “healthism” and guess what the first result is? Our old pal Your Fat Friend.)

Also recall that Kelly is the giant 2 yr old toddler who tweeted that meals don’t HAVE to include veg or fruit...they’re still healthy even if they’re nothing but fried chicken and piles of potato with cheese.

Kelly’s intestines must be a 7.5 meter long impacted conga line of continuous, uninterrupted shit, snaking its way eternally through exhausted and overworked bowels that cry out desperately for any kind of fiber, or even just a few hours’ rest.

Oh you forgot "I DON'T OWE HEALTH TO ANYBODY, HEALTH IS NOT AN OBLIGATION!!!!"

 

[brooky]

It's not necessarily the value of the idea but more that you feel that her underlying motives are never pure. She wasn't sharing that scheme because she thought it was a good idea - she was sharing it in order to show off how anticapitalist she was, which she sees as a virtue. It signals she's looking out for the little guy by retweeting stuff without comment, but not actually engaging with it further - not even crafting her own post or additional comment on the matter. Just click the reblog button and everyone will know she's a good person - an ally. The same goes for all her instagram reposting of HAES, POC stuff etc. Everything gets tainted by association because I always get the impression she is just going through the motions in order to lecture people about how bad/evil/ignorant they are - while she gives herself the benefit of the doubt that even if she has similar "problematic" aspects to her personality/life situation, she is still a good person who deserves love/care etc and if people call her out then they are bullies.

Yeah, which is why we don't need to automatically shit on the idea and then argue with each other about what the OP really meant and whether it's good or not.

ETA: The ideas Kelly reblog, even when they're flat out wrong and bad, are also just not as funny as the batshit takes she comes up with all on her own. It's not a surprise that she mindlessly reblogs anything from the woke-a-sphere, and I don't think that merits the type of discussion it gets here. But every now and then she'll come out with "fried chicken before bed is necessary" and "I always thought shucking was a sexy word" and that's the stuff that makes her uniquely Kelly.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Meh, I do think it's incredibly retarded to think you can live in a popular or desirable market and not have the rent go up at all over three or four years, particularly if you're someone like Kelly who thinks there should be property tax hikes every year for things like more homeless shelters. Renters foot the bill for such increases. That is obvious.

Overarching theme: Kelly is a mental midget, and virtue-signaling is the laziest, most smug, and lowest risk form of "activism" that someone can do with the added benefit of getting an undeserved scrap of attention and kudos by reposting other people's dumb ideas, so she wraps her entire identity around it. Kelly spews out so much of this content with the same m.o. that of course it's going to make its way over here.

 

[brooky]

Last I'll say on the matter: virtue signaling the opposite of Kelly's points is still virtue signaling.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Spoiler: Fat Beard

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I wonder how far out of wack her hormones must be to grow that much neckbeard? There are grown ass men who'd love to have that much beard.

Spoiler: Lovely Lady in Selfie Mode

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This tank top almost looks like it's admitting Kelly's built like a parking spot. The shirt is even parking-spot colored.
Or perhaps it's saying "Every Day I'm Parking My Fat Ass and Doing Nothing".

 

[Cool Spot]

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It's vegan chocolate edibles, what does she expect?

Go down some Milky Way bars if you wanna be nutritionally deficient.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

I don't think it is a good idea for landwhales to have access to edibles. I guess you probably can't OD on CBD (and does it really do anything?), but if you're going to pretend it is being used for medicinal purposes, you really wouldn't want to have it in a form that encourages overconsumption.

Imagine going through life and being triggered every time you see the word "healthy". Kelly wants to live in denial, but reality keeps bitch slapping her. I wonder how serious a health scare would have to be to get Kelly motivated to make a change. Eh, there probably isn't anything that would actually get her to give up her gluttony. Drug addicts still go back even after they OD and narrowly escape death. They'll probably have to pry her bedtime tendies from her cold, dead hands.

 

[lowenergy]

I don't think it is a good idea for landwhales to have access to edibles. I guess you probably can't OD on CBD (and does it really do anything?), but if you're going to pretend it is being used for medicinal purposes, you really wouldn't want to have it in a form that encourages

ime cbd chocolates/cbd like the ones in her picture are absurdly expensive, so it’s a little difficult to overindulge on them unless you want to spend a shit ton of money (not that kelly cares, she doesn’t have to work for it). I think the industry is trying to introduce people to it by adding it to everyday things like soda/chocolate/cookies etc, but I agree that it’s a strange form for something “medicinal” to take.
I know a lot of ppl who take it for a variety of conditions and swear by it, but they often buy it in the supplement/extract form, not in a chocolate bar. It’s fucking Kelly though, so I’m not at all surprised.

 

[Reepicheep]

classics from my archive.

 

[Clotso Coof]

classics from my archive.

Spoiler: Fat-Spreading pic and Babuska Cosplay pic

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Can you imagine seeing this smelly beast "fat spreading" at a Children's Museum, obviously sitting the toddler play area? I'd be worried my toddler would be overcome by cunt-stink fumes. You could probably see the stench vapors rising from her fat folds through bottom of her shorts.

The Vibrams shoes she's wearing (men's to get enough width, obviously), were at least 100 bucks at the time she bought them. They're on sale for 80 now, because those are currently the entry level version. But they were much more expensive back when this pic was taken. Our lazy lady must be shod in the most precious of shoes, like Princess Larderella.

The Babuska Cosplay photo is the only flattering picture I've ever seen of her. She's distracted enough by the goose that she's not making her usual fart-smelling face. Her filthy hair is covered and the Babuska housedress does its best to blur the lines of her hideous body form.

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If you search "intertrigo" on google, one of the first suggestions is "What does intertrigo smell like?"
There's a very good reason that's a common search term. THIS BITCH REEKS!!

Also, maybe she identifies as "non-binary" because she's got so much manly hair on her belly and chest. We all saw that astonishing thick neckbeard pic from a couple pages back. She's hairier than many men.

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Plenty of suicidal people have decided to continue living in misery, physical or emotional, because they'd do anything to avoid devastating their loved ones. Kelly wouldn't understand that, because she's a cruel narcissist with zero empathy. I can't imagine how unloved her kids must feel.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Kelly, you dumb cockwomble. Your shrieking like you know /anything/ about how to aid those with suicidal thoughts and ideations is seriously dumb.

Spoiler: Dumb shit ahoy

Not to PL much, but being in the job and position I'm in, there's been times that I've dealt with people who are on the cusp of suicide.

The quick reminder that others care and others love/support/like them has been enough in every case I've personally had to deal with to stay their hands and give us the time needed to get the individual the assistance they need.

Even if it just gives a moment of hesitation, that moment of hesitation can open the doorway to therapy and give time so that the root problem can be discovered and appropriately dealt with. Sometimes that moment of hesitation eradicates the desire entirely. Sometimes it doesn't, but that hesitation gives us time to help. To get that person some inpatient assistance, some therapy, a good counselor, and perhaps some medicated aide if required.

To screech that this avenue of delay and perhaps cessation (sometimes some individuals just seriously feel that they're alone and no one will give a fuck if they're gone) of said train of thought and motion towards an irreversible action just shows how completely disconnected she is with real humans in general.

 

[Cool Spot]

Underbelly yeast/fungal infection.

Dear God....

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

The only reason she's sitting like that at the museum is to look as off putting as possible. she gets off on people being disgusted with her, it's become her fetish. She goes out of her way to be as disgusting and obnoxious as possible.

 

[Reepicheep]

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Christ, is every death-fat on this forum addicted to cannabis gummies? They're like toddlers reaching for a pacifier except the pacifier is drugs.

I'm from a very soft-drug friendly country but this disgusts me to my core. At least here people have the decency to keep it in adult spaces and not gloat about it on social media. But being high while taking care of young children is totally okay in woke land, apparently.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Dude wtf is "disabled bodies hold possibility for liberation." Sounds like Kelly could liberate herself out of her disability by eating less and exercising--but I know that's not what she meant by it.

Also, Jerry is chronically ill? I must have missed that. Is this because he is fat, too, or some other (possibly legitimate) illness?

Maybe he has erectile dysfunction and she thinks an illness has caused it and not the fact that she is absolutely repulsive. But, Jerry has been porking up lately. Maybe Lord Beetus has claimed him, too. Or he's just becoming less mobile because he's fat.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I shouldn't be so startled at the things Kelly posts anymore.

That fat fold rash... Ma'am.. sorry.. xie/xir, amorphous blob. Dumb bitch. If you insist on being fat, at least keep yourself clean and dry. A little baby powder for sweat absorption and friction. She is a grown woman, and a mother. That basic hygiene is escaping her is alarming, and I'm even more worried for those kiddos

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I'm even more worried for those kiddos

Oh they're fucked. At the rate their parents are going, they'll be orphans by the time they graduate high school. I mean, they're, what, around 5 or so? Do we really think Kelly has 13 years left? I'm kind of shocked the coof hasn't claimed any deathfats tracked on KF.

 

[Reepicheep]

 

[DefCon Dumb]

If she's not happy with any doctor she calls, will she dox them too?

Seriously, so called adults need "Mommy Kelly" or this Corissa person to handle a basic task for them? If they do, they've got bigger problems than not being able to find a doctor who treats them with respect.