Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[doz]

I'd be surprised if it was anywhere on Youtube considering the joke of a copyright system it has, and how Alex likes slapping stream clips of his with copyright strikes and takedowns.

Here you go:
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thanks lol

kinda weird that he is saying his current job is suffering while making money off of animal crossing lol

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I like how he thinks it makes him look really good for saying that working on Yandere Sim is “suffering”, but it’s really just... sad. I don’t understand how fans could still have faith in a project when the creator says he hates working on it. But I don’t know what I expected from the fanbase that thinks he looks like this.

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He is just guilt-tripping his piggies. "See how I suffer while making this game for you? You better make it worth it".

Anyway, here is something strange. This shit was uploaded less than 12 hours ago and it already has 51 like, which is rather impossible for this contest. It also looks like it's been traced, but at this point I am not surprised in the slightest, this website is basically a Deviantart for weebs.

On a more positive note, here is your daily dose of art. Enjoy!

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[The Marauder]

Anyway, here is something strange. This shit was uploaded less than 12 hours ago and it already has 51 like, which is rather impossible for this contest. It also looks like it's been traced, but at this point I am not surprised in the slightest, this website is basically a Deviantart for weebs.

Is this supposed to be Yandere Chan? Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a completely different character? Some art that I’ve seen changes her hair style for no reason.

 

[laserbender]

He is just guilt-tripping his piggies. "See how I suffer while making this game for you? You better make it worth it".

Anyway, here is something strange. This shit was uploaded less than 12 hours ago and it already has 51 like, which is rather impossible for this contest. It also looks like it's been traced, but at this point I am not surprised in the slightest, this website is basically a Deviantart for weebs.

On a more positive note, here is your daily dose of art. Enjoy!

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Thanks,

I love the Chris Chan x Yandev crossover in the last pic.

 

[Meiwaku]

Thanks,

I love the Chris Chan x Yandev crossover in the last pic.

New OTP spotted

 

[The Marauder]

Thanks,

I love the Chris Chan x Yandev crossover in the last pic.

New OTP spotted

I’ve always thought it was hilarious how he insists he’s not a lolcow, while showing an illustration of him being unfairly placed in a cage with CWC and DSP. I’m pretty sure he still pushes this narrative to this day.

YOU! ARE! A! LOLCOW!!!

also...
amogus

Oh my god this made me fucking lose it, I’m not even joking, this was so hilarious when I first saw it.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I’ve always thought it was hilarious how he insists he’s not a lolcow, while showing an illustration of him being unfairly placed in a cage with CWC and DSP. I’m pretty sure he still pushes this narrative to this day.
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YOU! ARE! A! LOLCOW!!!

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Oh my god this made me fucking lose it, I’m not even joking, this was so hilarious when I first saw it.

New random.txt

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I’ve always thought it was hilarious how he insists he’s not a lolcow, while showing an illustration of him being unfairly placed in a cage with CWC and DSP. I’m pretty sure he still pushes this narrative to this day.

Exactly! It boggles my mind that Alex despises these two, even though they have more in common that he is willing to admit:

1. Laziness. Not even debatable. Chris is lazy as fuck, DSP is too lazy to edit his shit or buy a capture card, Alex is too lazy to release anything on time.
2. Poor hygiene. Just look at them! Yeah, Phil and Alex aren't nearly as bad as Chris, but still, they look like shit.
3. Terrible diet. All of them eat fastfood instead of something that doesn't turn you into bloated mess.
4. Shitty work ethic. Despite streaming almost every day, DSP has a ton of broken promises under his belt, that he was generously paid for in advance. Chris has a history of stealing art and characters, underdelivering and dropping things in the middle. Any promise Alex has made about this game has been broken eventually, add to that him not crediting volunteers, underpaying his workers and being all around bad manager.
5. Incompetence. DSP can't play for shit, despite doing this for a decade. Chris can't draw for shit, despite doing it for almost two decades. Alex can't code for shit, despite graduating from college, working in a company and working on this game for almost 7 years, he also sucks at games despite playing them for all his life.
6. Manchild attitude. All of them don't have any grown up interests, Chris watches cartoons and plays games, when Phil isn't playing games, he watches WWE and plays gacha games, Alex is a weeb and plays games.
7. Allergy to criticism. Phil denies doing anything wrong and finds excuses. Same for other two.
8. Victim complex and delusions about trolls. Even before he was discovered by the Internet, Chris thought that some people conspire against him and even reflected this in his comic by creating Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. Later he thought that his trolls is some evil entity a.k.a. autistic Illuminati, that had real trolls and real people among them and blamed his every fuck-up on them from his debts to lack of girlfriend. Phil calls "detractors" anyone from weens to just people who refuse to ignore his bullshit and too considers them some well organized group that is trying to take him down. Alex did the same with everyone who dared to criticize him, called them "gremlins" and now is crying that they are trying to destroy him.
9. Sexual deviations. Chris was incredibly creepy towards towards women and acted really inappropriately with them, like touching them when they didn't want him to and even trying to kiss some of them. He also has an arsenal of sex toys. Phil wasn't as creepy, but he made a ton of bad taste sex jokes back in the day and jerked-off at his workplace. Alex... Oh, boy. Everything from Sisefs to his articles, from his posts on various forums to his behavior on old streams, from him playing Rapelay to writing rapefics, from making Yandere Simulator to quotes of his Nightbot, from his obsession with Samus to MAI WAIFU, the list goes on.
10. Bad with money. Phil is bankrupt and wastes money on WWE gacha game, Chris is almost bankrupt and wastes money on plastic shit, Alex's Patreon is on downward spiral, but he buys new Switch, old subreddit and probably has a harem of Real Dolls.

On the other note, here are some old pictures of Alex, that I don't remember seeing around.

And of course your daily dose of art. Enjoy!

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[The Marauder]

1. Laziness. Not even debatable. Chris is lazy as fuck, DSP is too lazy to edit his shit or buy a capture card, Alex is too lazy to release anything on time.

also, in all of his videos, he loudly inhales after every sentence, and it’s really fucking annoying. He can always cut them out, does he record the voiceover in one single audio file?

3. Terrible diet. All of them eat fastfood instead of something that doesn't turn you into bloated mess.

This is from his page on the official wiki.

Alex did the same with everyone who dared to criticize him, called them "gremlins" and now is crying that they are trying to destroy him.

The biggest problem with that narrative is that these gremlins supposedly targeted him for no reason whatsoever. Because that makes total sense. That’s totally how troll culture works, that’s why people get KF threads. It all happens randomly for no reason. And his fans still eat this up.

You heard it here folks, we should just stop everything that we’ve been doing for 2237 pages for nearly five years, because it’s all secretly fake and he’s actually a good person. I just love this comment because they actually think it’s an effective way of fighting the gremlins.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

The biggest problem with that narrative is that these gremlins supposedly targeted him for no reason whatsoever. Because that makes total sense. That’s totally how troll culture works, that’s why people get KF threads. It all happens randomly for no reason. And his fans still eat this up.

Only before an avalanche of videos about him, now he blames "profitable industry built around mocking people" for this too.

This is from his page on the official wiki.

Well, this is not entirely true.

DEVOUR! DEVOUR!

 

[odumegwu]

Sorry for doubleposting, but here is your daily dose of art. Enjoy!

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Damn I really like that Persona 5 cum chalice crossover. I find it incredibly ironic.

 

[Spez]

Realistically, what are the chances he'll take the money and run? like would he be able to avoid legal trouble if he just claimed that his kickstarter / fundraiser or whatever failed and he couldn't deliver the game like millions of other fundraised games?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Realistically, what are the chances he'll take the money and run? like would he be able to avoid legal trouble if he just claimed that his kickstarter / fundraiser or whatever failed and he couldn't deliver the game like millions of other fundraised games?

I can't speak to the chances, but the odds he'd get away clean are low. He's got a huge amount of public attention on his every failure, it will be scrutinized to a level only achievable with weaponized autism, and he can't help but gloat and brag because he wants to be in the spotlight. If he fucks off with it, he will slip, it will be caught, and he will be fucked, socially at least.

Legally he'd probably be fine, the terms around kickstarters are pretty generous about 'good faith effort' and its exceedingly hard to prove he didn't try to make the game.

 

[Spez]

I can't speak to the chances, but the odds he'd get away clean are low. He's got a huge amount of public attention on his every failure, it will be scrutinized to a level only achievable with weaponized autism, and he can't help but gloat and brag because he wants to be in the spotlight. If he fucks off with it, he will slip, it will be caught, and he will be fucked, socially at least.

Legally he'd probably be fine, the terms around kickstarters are pretty generous about 'good faith effort' and its exceedingly hard to prove he didn't try to make the game.

It's looking more and more like he's going to run every day, the dude sits at home eating PB&J's and drinking Capri Suns writing one line of code per day for his game, he clearly doesn't have a social life so getting shit on by the internet for running off with his underaged audiences mommybucks without giving them their game doesn't look like it'd affect him at all, he could effectively just stop development entirely once he gets the cash and nothing would really come back to bite him.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

It's looking more and more like he's going to run every day, the dude sits at home eating PB&J's and drinking Capri Suns writing one line of code per day for his game, he clearly doesn't have a social life so getting shit on by the internet for running off with his underaged audiences mommybucks without giving them their game doesn't look like it'd affect him at all, he could effectively just stop development entirely once he gets the cash and nothing would really come back to bite him.

I genuinely don't think he cares about the money. If he did, he'd rush Yansim out the door to sell it and start another commercial project.

He streams because he wants the attention. He's determined to be a big game dev because he wants the attention other big game devs get, and the praise. Its the same reason why he produces these overblown update videos and bloated blog posts instead of just posting a quick patch notes when he releases some new stuff. I'm half convinced that he wants to kickstarter the game not to actually fund the thing, but so that he can get articles written about it being the next big kickstarter success on kotaku or whatever. He lives off positive attention and turning tail and running with the money would irrefutably destroy that reputation he's struggling to salvage already.

 

[Audioponics🎵⛲]

Realistically, what are the chances he'll take the money and run? like would he be able to avoid legal trouble if he just claimed that his kickstarter / fundraiser or whatever failed and he couldn't deliver the game like millions of other fundraised games?

Though trade:

being "self-employed", hardly working and streaming videya games all day
vs
a normal 9 to 5 (not assured, would take some effort to get) and maybe 100k?

After being this lazy for so long, it would be a very hard transition period to a normal job. He would have to wake up on time, meet dead lines, actually do work and not slacking and being just a cog in the machine instead of "lead".

I don't see him doing that till it gets worse. 2k patreon is still very comfy to live of off. (Maybe more if the retards in the US make stimi checks permanent.) He even talks about doing luna scythe after yan sim.

This man is not ready yet to become a productive member of society.

 

[Spez]

I genuinely don't think he cares about the money. If he did, he'd rush Yansim out the door to sell it and start another commercial project.

He streams because he wants the attention. He's determined to be a big game dev because he wants the attention other big game devs get, and the praise. Its the same reason why he produces these overblown update videos and bloated blog posts instead of just posting a quick patch notes when he releases some new stuff. I'm half convinced that he wants to kickstarter the game not to actually fund the thing, but so that he can get articles written about it being the next big kickstarter success on kotaku or whatever. He lives off positive attention and turning tail and running with the money would irrefutably destroy that reputation he's struggling to salvage already.

If he wanted an actual good reputation he would of hired an actual coder by now though, without sperging out at them and kicking them off the team, the whole idea of him being a shit person would of been avoided if he just hired an actual competent unity dev and had them work on the game, paid for with his patreon tugboat of course.

 

[The Marauder]

He wouldn’t have the balls to take the money and run. I’m betting the Kickstarter will barely succeed, and then he’ll irresponsibly manage the project before fading into obscurity.

 

[Realplaya420]

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Giving me some serious Ricardo Lopez vibes.

 

[The Marauder]

On the other note, here are some old pictures of Alex, that I don't remember seeing around.