Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

No, Ive never seen his stuff before. This is awesome lol
This is giving me inspiration to try out his pie lol I already throw tonys on my burger ever since Ive seen the dark lord approve of it.
I ended up getting the "creamy garlic prama-jahn" sauce the last time I ordered Pizza Hut because of Cobra. It's pretty decent and a nice change of pace from the normal pizza sauce. That's about as far as I'm willing to take it for now. I don't think my stomach could handle any of our Lord's satanic creations.
 
Hopefully he gets a new phone so his audio isn't all fucked up. If you haven't already, you should check out "Should I Series." He's a chef that re-creates food that various lolcows have made. He's done four or five of Cobra's recipes.


This dude is awesome, and it is super telling when he prefers Cobes' candy calzone over DSP's sugar sauce and onion balls.
 
Kobes' streams from yesterday:
0:48 Josh has a stogy he got for a dollar and misreads the label |
2:30 how to cut a cigar and smoking it |
8:16 mixing mountain dew and camel ice beer for sunday |
11:10 shirt sales |
12:50 critiquing youtube using bots to moderate tickets |
14:20 flexing for the fans |
14:30 harassment free education at school |
15:20 Josh is a 30 year old autistic man, he can make up his own decisions |
15:37 cobra is boring, I need a beer BLOCKED |
16:00 made this ashtray at Mrs Callahan's art class |
21:41 why are you smoking a poop log text |
24:20 doesn't take shit from nobody |
24:40 where is the love at - new song for the new album lyrics |
27:30 Josh is the best thing his trolls have going in their lives |
29:00 could win the lottery soon and build his dream house |
31:19 Josh is unapolegtically himself and has thick skin |
34:22 guitar playing |
35:16 would love to have a custom 10 string BC Rich guitar |
35:50 his trolls wish they had 20k subs |
36:10 working on lyrics for his new song |
41:12 Josh drinks booze for his headaches |
44:20 not playing guitar seriously, he's dinking around warming up |
49:00 weed bro |
50:50 growing weed in his bell tower |
53:44 compares himself to Eddie Van Halen playing guitar |
56:29 not the biggest rockstar on the planet but he's achiving rockstar status |
59:12 guitar |
1:04:15 talking about learning guitar with two guitar teachers Zach Mcgough and John Rudolph |
1:09:00 josh whispers "pedophiles and rapists" into his micorphone |
1:13:27 if he had the muscles and guitar playing in school, he would be slaying in pussy - girls from school would say he's a distinguished gentleman |
1:27:00 free style rap |
1:32:50 another rap |
1:37:45 "you chuck, I'm the biggest cuck" |
1:47:50 shows off his cobra cane |
1:49:50 Josh sneezes saying goodbye
More awesome raps towards the end of this chillin stream TMDWU. I haven't watched the second one yet.
00:43 Josh gives a shoutout to a girl from chaturbate who watches his videos |
1:50 says he's depressed |
2:20 Josh says he would like $140-$200 right about now to "set him right" |
5:18 can crush for Sydney Watson |
8:10 Josh says Sydney Watson twitted defending Josh but didn't | Josh talks about white privilege and racism towards white people |
19:18 Josh would have went with his family to the black lives matter protest if they asked him but with his shotgun on his back |
24:50 Sydney Watson video starts | Josh watches the Sydney Watson video and says some dumb things about racism |
1:48:20 Josh watches a bikini tryon haul by Amoranth |
Edit: ranting about "blacks" being racist during black history month. Oof. His sperg out at about an hour 5 minutes in is hilarious though. Why space ghost?
 
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Did anyone see this clip on reddit? I couldn't hear it at first, but Josh leans over his mic and (talking to himself) says "I fuckin' hate pedophiles and rapists". I thought it was bullshit but someone provided the timestamp from his stream.

I don't really know what to make of it. He always talks about chimos and his desire for "of-age" girls. Kind of thought it was just a part of his act. Too much spice and a 3 year dry spell is causing some schizo aggression towards sex perverts?

 
Did anyone see this clip on reddit? I couldn't hear it at first, but Josh leans over his mic and (talking to himself) says "I fuckin' hate pedophiles and rapists". I thought it was bullshit but someone provided the timestamp from his stream.

I don't really know what to make of it. He always talks about chimos and his desire for "of-age" girls. Kind of thought it was just a part of his act. Too much spice and a 3 year dry spell is causing some schizo aggression towards sex perverts?

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The of age girl saying sounds like what a person feeling guilt would say. He doesn’t realize normal people don’t have to add a disclaimer that they are not a pedofile every 5 minutes. Under normal circumstances if someone talks about a girl they are attracted too it is safely assumed they are not openly talking about underage individuals. Josh may have thoughts about pedofilia that he attempts to suppress. Since he has these thoughts ruminating in his head it makes him self conscious and paranoid that other people know. Then in turn he feels the compulsive need to always let people know, “don’t worry, I am not a pedofile or talking about attraction to underage women.”
 
I don't really know what to make of it. He always talks about chimos and his desire for "of-age" girls. Kind of thought it was just a part of his act. Too much spice and a 3 year dry spell is causing some schizo aggression towards sex perverts?
I've seen it brought up before that the "of age" shit started after being catfished by someone who turned out to be a teenager. It was apparently found out and ended before he found himself in deep shit, but it seems to be around the time he started the "of age" verbal tic. He can't be considered someone who might target teens, right? He makes it very clear he wants them OF AGE!

He's also been hitting the redpill content hard and heavy over the last couple of years, and redpillers tend to openly accuse everyone they don't like of being kiddiedidlers. Combine the catfishing with him being a MGTOW now, and there ya go.
 
I've seen it brought up before that the "of age" shit started after being catfished by someone who turned out to be a teenager. It was apparently found out and ended before he found himself in deep shit, but it seems to be around the time he started the "of age" verbal tic. He can't be considered someone who might target teens, right? He makes it very clear he wants them OF AGE!

He's also been hitting the redpill content hard and heavy over the last couple of years, and redpillers tend to openly accuse everyone they don't like of being kiddiedidlers. Combine the catfishing with him being a MGTOW now, and there ya go.
When did this happen? I feel like he’s been saying it for years now.
I know some Reddit dude false flagged him last summer honeypotting Josh for dick pics. He told Josh that he was of age but posted a different age on the subreddit.
 
When did this happen? I feel like he’s been saying it for years now.
I know some Reddit dude false flagged him last summer honeypotting Josh for dick pics. He told Josh that he was of age but posted a different age on the subreddit.
Apparently way back during the green room era years ago. Any video he might have made on the subject is likely long gone, since he purged his original channel and few people were bothering to archive his content back then. Him having been catfish is old Cobra lore, though as far as it being the source of "Of Age" is only speculation, albeit reasonable.
 
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Apparently way back during the green room era years ago. Any video he might have made on the subject is likely long gone, since he purged his original channel and few people were bothering to archive his content back then. Him having been catfish is old Cobra lore, though as far as it being the source of "Of Age" is only speculation, albeit reasonable.
That makes perfect sense, I buy it.
 
Apparently way back during the green room era years ago. Any video he might have made on the subject is likely long gone, since he purged his original channel and few people were bothering to archive his content back then. Him having been catfish is old Cobra lore, though as far as it being the source of "Of Age" is only speculation, albeit reasonable.
This is probably the video you are talking about. He mentions being catfished by a 14y/o.

I also feel like BiteSized mentioned this in one of his documentaries or maybe it was in an interview.
 
This is probably the video you are talking about. He mentions being catfished by a 14y/o.

I also feel like BiteSized mentioned this in one of his documentaries or maybe it was in an interview.
Bitesize mentioned it in a stream with seizure robot NYE stream possibly
 
People on the sub kept making references to "poopies" recently and I had no idea what they were referencing. I don't know if I should even be surprised that he talks to his toilet and pretends he's feeding it. Cobes is a special boy.
It seems as though the muttering to himself is fairly well documented but this and the aforementioned "I fuckin' hate chomos and rapists..." were the first I've heard of any of this. It's crazy shit. Someone else pointed out him rambling about the Satanic Bible in the 'Now It's A Party doc' and I assumed it was ADR of him talking to one of the directors slapped on top of a random scene, but apparently he just muttered to himself nonsensically before entering the bar.

 
I mean, the dude is clearly severly mentally ill and requires professional assistance. It is genuienly kind of sad to watch considering he is in the worst environment for someone with those types of issues. The mental degradation has been happening since the beginning.
 
So Courtney
(Facebook)
(Instagram)
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Has now confirmed she is using Josh as a cash grab. Confirmed in her drunken state that she is gatekeeping a certain discord that these exceptionals use and wants to put into place a fee to speak to Josh in the form of a stream labs type shit for 10-20 dollars a pop. I don't understand how his chat is not bombarded even more than in the Chazz saga, Warlord and Scotty appearances and some of the other forgotten memories about their using of Cobra for their own gain. You could argue that Warlord and Scotty both use josh for items and money, however they are attatched to him so they are a little bit more forgivable (not totally) Courtney however Is using an actual fucking mouth breathing carp lipped retard who is clearly fucked and in pain for her own monetary gain. Of course she has not specifically said this, but why else would she use her forum which she uses to make fun of Josh and clearly has an agenda (such as the nudging for mods from her community) to push for Joshs monetary gain, especially at such a high price?

The Chillin Stream

Also of note, the deepthroating of a fucking bottle for Josh's pleasure, you would think a woman with that many miles and that much experience to instinctively deepthroat something with relative shape to a penis would at least put a bit more effort into it.
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WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SAVE HALF A BURGER FOR LATER? i'm sure he's just sticking it in the fridge and not in a container or anything either. why make it so fucking huge if you're not gonna eat the whole thing? his mind is truly a mystery...

it's probably been mentioned already, but Josh is extremely shy/anxiety-prone without his vices. he doesn't like going to the store; he has no car and it's a hassle for him. Not because of no car but because life choices.
On occasion, his dad and step marm will send groceries or take him shopping.

Hence, he orders food that no one will see him receive, and saves it for later when he's hungry.
 
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