Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

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Looks like he has just figured out a new way to take out his aggression

It also sounds like a roundabout tacit admission of having covid himself, to be that pissy about it

and fucking lol at lucas thinking its a 'human rights violation' that the government doesn't just take the vaccine with tanks and then pay people to take it. mr i'm totally not greedy wants to get the vaccine for free and get paid for taking it

 

[Mother Fucker]

It also sounds like a roundabout tacit admission of having covid himself, to be that pissy about it

and fucking lol at lucas thinking its a 'human rights violation' that the government doesn't just take the vaccine with tanks and then pay people to take it. mr i'm totally not greedy wants to get the vaccine for free and get paid for taking it

If you examine the United States constitution thoroughly, I'm not sure what part governs the military infringing on intellectual property because some butthurt autist said it should be that way. That's one of my favorite parts of Wern watching. He thinks everyone is so ready to jump aboard his lunacy. He thinks one day the left is going to wake up and embrace his lunacy as absolute sermon. Drunkards have more self awareness than this absolute madman.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is apparently very angry in the middle of the night:

Still seething with rage over chris hansen no doubt

 

[LeeLoo]

Haha...Fatty’s typical “Me angry” face. Shirtless, greasy dirty mullet standing on his fat pasty shoulder, lips stretched over those huge horse teeth, and that enormous beak of a nose in a snarl to feign disgust. Good lord he is physically repulsive

 

[WonderWino]

Haha...Fatty’s typical “Me angry” face. Shirtless, greasy dirty mullet standing on his fat pasty shoulder, lips stretched over those huge horse teeth, and that enormous beak of a nose in a snarl to feign disgust. Good lord he is physically repulsive

He does the same expression as an angry coyote that just ate something really sour and scrunched up its snout in disgust. Considering the diet of the average coyote that somehow seems appropriate. Perhaps its werns spirit animal

 

[Poop Shoot]

He's big mad.

Still blaming the baseball hat wearers for his singledom.

I guess it kills him to acknowledge that women are their own people and they choose to curve Loony Lucas because he is gross.

Like, every single man in the world could pop out of existence and he'd still be single. I'd go prison gay before being in the same room as that greasy hobo.

 

[mothman96]

He does the same expression as an angry coyote that just ate something really sour and scrunched up its snout in disgust. Considering the diet of the average coyote that somehow seems appropriate. Perhaps its werns spirit animal

It would be a rabid coyote.

 

[PrincessKidana]

Lucas is apparently very angry in the middle of the night:

Still seething with rage over chris hansen no doubt

Meanwhile, these guys are likely just walking around, minding their own business and Pukas just imagines them being "in his face". They probably don't even know he exists (aside from wondering why there is a putrid smelling hobo glaring at them as they're going about their own lives).

Unless he is referring to the "dudebros" that watch his meltdowns online... in which case, he has no idea what "in your face" actually means because they're just sitting back and enjoying his meltdowns.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Wern's stay at the Overlook Hotel is starting to get to him...

Also found this gem clarifying how the background noise apparantly affects everyone
( For some reason I can't embed).

He also refers to Communists as idiots

The Background Noise Bigots

They say whoa when the traffic hums.Conversation Our Ageconversationrage.weebly.com

youtu.be

 

[DeletedSoul]

Here's what I don't understand.

Is it such a hardship for diabetics to drink sugar free soda? I've known some in my own life who won't do it.

I'm not diabetic, and I drink sugar free soda, because I don't want to become diabetic.

So as a diabetic, I will admit that I failed a couple of times to transition away from sugared soda, mostly because I tried when diet was the only other drink option.

However, when I was finally officially diagnosed as a diabetic I made a serious push to change that part of my intake. It took a couple of weeks, but by that point the availability of zero sugar instead of diet made it a lot easier, and now I don't think I could go back to sugar in my soda if I tried. Something I realize now is that sugared soda has a HORRIBLE aftertaste for me, whereas zero sugar doesn't.

So yes, if Lucas weren't such a lazy fuck he could easily make that change and not miss a beat.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas Werner is the closest thing to a real life troll; he hates humans, hangs out under bridges and around staircases, rips apart all his food with his disgusting bare hands while lying down shirtless and tries to blackmail every unfortunate person who crosses his path. The only difference is the troll toll for Lucas is a Gen Z woman otherwise he’s calling the cops.

 

[PrincessKidana]

I don't know if this was really Chris Hansen and the comment doesn't show on my video because of Youtube guidelines but I REALLY, REALLY hope it is him. That would be fucking hilarious. And show Lucas that Chris takes notice of him, even when he isn't getting paid to.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I marvel at how Lucas believes that he is radicalizing the masses for revolution, with the support of the Spokane Police Department. Who are his heavies.

The purpose of his revolution is to provide him with access to teen puss puss. Civilization must be reordered, because hot teens do not line up to mate with Lucas. Capitalism is evil, because it has conditioned teen girls to care about money and status, and not want old homeless dudes nutting in their fecund wombs.

But anyway, as to the police, Lucas the socialist is glorifying their brutality. They'll fuck you up if you're mean to him. And he's threatening sexual violence in jail as a moral corrective for his enemies. The most charitable interpretation of this bullshit of his is that he's a retarded monster.

 

[Amewsed]

The stuff up through him mumble-ranting at the overcooked chicken.

The way he eats his chicken makes me think he definitely had sex with it also.

 

[Bassomatic]

It would be a rabid coyote.

If we didn't know better, I'd accuse Lucas of Rabies.
:these symptoms are followed by one or more of the following symptoms: violent movements, uncontrolled excitement, fear of water, an inability to move parts of the body, confusion, and loss of consciousness.

He's a he's a klutz, he throws awful punches, he goes into manic periods, he doesn't bathe and drinks only soda, his penis doesn't work and lost feeling/use of a toe, everything confuses him, this man is so dumb he would lose a debate to a vending machine.

Had Lucas have rabies he'd be long dead by now.

But it's safe to say, Lucas has MRSA and COVID.

I feel like he's really giving us lots of milk lately, that's a mixed blessing more to laugh at but second he's out of his coof lock down fart box, he might end up back into a rubber hotel.

 

[Krathnami]

The way he eats his chicken makes me think he definitely had sex with it also.

I assumed it was a given that he cums on his food

 

[Mad Strawberry Milk]

Lucas is apparently very angry in the middle of the night:

Still seething with rage over chris hansen no doubt

I wonder how his parents feel honestly especially his dad. I mean I know they give him money from time to time but still.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I assumed it was a given that he cums on his food

I understand there is a connection between food and his mom feeding him to calm him down but the way sex is always on his brain at the same time is kind of disturbing and I know other people combine food and sex into the same pleasure, paging Dr. Freud.

 

[Josef Mengele]

I wonder how his parents feel honestly especially his dad. I mean I know they give him money from time to time but still.

His parents obviously feel bad for him, but they feel humiliation and failure a whole lot more, they also have an obligation to keep Lucas from harming other family members. I am sure earlier in life he was allowed to live with his parents as a young adult, but he burnt that bridge long ago, they will send him money, but I think he brought so much shame to his family that they wouldn't want to meet him face-to-face. Also considering how he talks what he wanted to do to his nieces when they were younger, this was obviously the best option. Roy will buy Lucas a meal or some stuff once in a blue moon, but other than that, Lucas is own his own. But you also have to remember Lucas did this all to himself, he couldn't control his compulsions and ended up hurting the ones who loved him, he didn't take his medications or go to therapy, he doubled down on his compulsions and broadcasts them for the world to see.

 

[LilBismyfriend]

I understand there is a connection between food and his mom feeding him to calm him down but the way sex is always on his brain at the same time is kind of disturbing and I know other people combine food and sex into the same pleasure, paging Dr. Freud.

Couldn't agree more
Sheds some light on why he always records a video while he's eating, he's most comfortable and in his element.

Happy page 1337 everyone