Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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It's times like this I'm glad Chinny is only focusing (I use that term loosely) on the eating side of her health and the fact that she is getting close to immobile. I could only imagine the sheer stupidity, arrogance and autism from her when it comes to exercising. She would drop a few hundred dollars on gym shark, get dressed up and become the exercise equivalent of "nutritional guru Chantal" throwing out a bunch of bullshit exercise related pseudo science. "Fat spot reduction is a thing GUIZZZZ! DOING CRUNCHES HELPS BURN THE FAT AROUND YOUR STOMACH!!!"

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I'm still curious as to the backstory on how quinoa emotionally traumatized and gave her PTSD.

From my understanding there is no real backstory. She stated it was simply that she, sob, FORCED herself to eat quinoa repeatedly in her honest efforts (*snicker*) to become healthy, because of its touted dietary benefits, making her hate it and diets. So now she’s quinoa-traumatized.

You can’t make this shit up.

Sidenote: based on this impermeable rationale, I wonder where is the smoothie trauma? :thinking:
 
I estimate one or two "healthy" meal mukbangs before she cracks and orders fast food again. If she is smart she would just order her fast food and eat it off camera and only record the healthy shit. Honestly I don't know why she thinks she has to record herself eating burger king and wendy's. She could avoid all of the drama if she just ate her shitty food off camera.

It really comes back to views. No one wants to watch Chantal eat healthy. Those videos are boring and she looks absolutely miserable while eating.

She'll scarf down fast food on camera because they remain her bread and butter. They're always going to be the videos that do the best because there's a segment of the internet who enjoys watching a 450 lbs woman eat a shit-ton of food from McDonald's.

There is a much smaller audience for wanting to watch a 450 lbs woman attempt to eat healthy.
 
It really comes back to views. No one wants to watch Chantal eat healthy. Those videos are boring and she looks absolutely miserable while eating.

She'll scarf down fast food on camera because they remain her bread and butter. They're always going to be the videos that do the best because there's a segment of the internet who enjoys watching a 450 lbs woman eat a shit-ton of food from McDonald's.

There is a much smaller audience for wanting to watch a 450 lbs woman attempt to eat healthy.
You're not wrong. In her Top 10 mot popular videos, 7 are fast food, 2 are pizza, and 1 is that lasagna video that's said to start Chantal's infamy. Most are from years ago, and none have broken a million views.
 
Whichever it is, smoothies have to play an integral role in her new lifestyle, even though it will overcomplicate her diet and possibly lead to health issues in the long run.

Chantal drinks smoothies because every instathot do. So logically if she drinks smoothies she'll turn into an instathot too... eventually. She read it somewhere once so it's true.

It's really that simple, there's nothing else to it.
 
I'm still curious as to the backstory on how quinoa emotionally traumatized and gave her PTSD.
Of all the dumb shit that's come out of her mouth in the last 3+ years this is my favorite. If you don't like quinoa, DON'T EAT FUCKING QUINOA! It's not a magic bullet to cure your fatness. It's just a less-shitty filler than white rice.

But let's be real, a quinoa muckbang would be hilarious, knowing how miserable she'd look through the whole thing.
 
You guys did notice how when she was told her blood sugar was 14 and how she may have diabetes....the way she said she might have to talk to her DR about that. Like it's the first time the bitch heard it.
Go back and listen to her tone when she says it. That tone is why I say all this health spurging is because she knows she is going to get a negative reaction.
No conversation about diabetes should be a surprise to her by now.

Fucking bitch troll.
 
My prediction for the delayed Monday video about the doctor -- we'll see her on a livestream at about lunchtime today, visible CPAP indents, saying that she "fell asleep while editing". She'll then have a starbucks bagel and coffee arrive, and tell us onstream what she was going to put in the edited video. Then the edited video never comes out and she'll delete the stream after a day.
The Starbucks bag will contain at least one extra pastry, plus the coffee will have extra syrup/whipped/cream mocha whatever. Then Chantal will make her usual claim: she didn't order that stuff and they must have given her the add-ons and pastry "accidentally". The deathfats all tell this lie, but Chantal and Amberlynn do it most frequently.

Jesus. At that point I'd just get hair plugs. As would any self respecting person with the cash. It's not like she doesn't burn money already.
A couple generations ago, women would by partial wigs called "Falls" to add thicker hair to the top of their heads. You can still buy them, now called "Toppers". I recommend Chantal try the Raquel Welch Topper.

I guess the Dr appointment went very well as she didn't return back live after for updates.
Perhaps he informed her about the "possible" beetus.
Is Diabetes the hardest disease to diagnose in Canada or something? This has been "possible diabetes" for, what, a year?

Is she required to ride a yak to a giant igloo in Nunavut, where an Inuit Elder witchdoctor waves an enchanted narwhal spear over her gunt until he's sure it's truly the Beetus?
 
Re: her last live...
She always deflects the conversation of dieting with “you can’t give up food groups, carbs are your body’s preferred fuel source.” But that’s not her issue. Her issue is not that she eats so many lentils and hulled barley that she can’t possibly give up. She’s not gorging herself on sweet potatoes and hummus.

She eats too much fast food. And she’s using “I can’t give up carbs” as the reason why she can’t stop eating tacos and donuts.

Girl, get your legumes. Eat all the high fiber whole grains you want. Eat nothing but plain brown rice for a day for all I care. But stop deflecting and being a “good carb” defense warrior while you literally smash a full donut in your dead eyed face.
Chantal is addicted to processed sugar and she will never give up her drug of choice. Sure, she loves her carbs, but it's sugar that she craves. She couldn't even eat one bowl of oatmeal without constantly adding syrup. That's why she's convinced herself that fruit sugars are ok for a diabetic. Fruit sugar is better than no sugar but it will never be enough to satisfy her.
 
Is Diabetes the hardest disease to diagnose in Canada or something? This has been "possible diabetes" for, what, a year?

Is she required to ride a yak to a giant igloo in Nunavut, where an Inuit Elder witchdoctor waves an enchanted narwhal spear over her gunt until he's sure it's truly the Beetus?
Diabetes is one of the easiest diseases to diagnose. All you have to do is fast, do a blood test, drink the glucose mixture and do the follow up glucose test and they'll be able to tell you the results in the same day. We all know Chantal never fasts, but realistically she doesn't have to, the doctors would take one look at a "fasting" glucose or random glucose from her and the alarm bells would go off. Her A1C is also so fucked it's probably skyhigh and that would give them all the info they need.
 

33.30 timestamp. 18th February, Chantal lectures us that you ”cannot cleanse when you have a fatty liver” and that juice cleanses worsen the condition.

Please tell me I didn’t dream that she ordered Canadian $$$ of juice for just such a thing last live stream?!
 
We all know Chantal never fasts
WRONG!!! Chinny has made it very clear that she does in fact fast. When she sleeps.

Chinny has reached her Paradox. The food that gave her such pleasure is now giving her more bodily pain than brain pleasure and yet she still craves it. She could ignore the pain before but is now at a point where, when she eats shit, she has to immediately shit. The consequences are immediate now. We've witnessed this often recently. I believe she simps shit for sympathy but I also believe she is in more pain and discomfort than ever before. She doesn't want to be in pain but she doesn't want to stop pleasing her brain. She's made it very clear in word and deed that she doesn't care if she dies. That's hard for most people to understand cuz they care about living, Chinny doesn't. It's that simple.

She will most likely be found dead like a heroin addict with a needle in their arm, hers will just be a McDonald's ranch-slathered chicken McNugget in the last two digits left on her hand, thumb and forefinger.

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She could ignore the pain before but is now at a point where, when she eats shit, she has to immediately shit. The consequences are immediate now.

She will most likely be found dead like a heroin addict with a needle in their arm, hers will just be a McDonald's ranch-slathered chicken McNugget in the last two digits left on her hand, thumb and forefinger.
She'll be found dead on the toilet, with a small table or old-fashioned "TV Tray" in front of her, covered in old wrappers, McNuggets and spilled Grape Crush soda.
She'll have been eating her meals on the toilet for months, so that she doesn't have to stop shoving fast food into her mouth just because she has constant C-Diff diarrhea.
 
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