She mentions waking up in the middle of the night to hallucinations of crazy colors and cartoon characters. This sounds like a fever dream to me, but she attributes it to the antibiotics. Any guesses as to what that could be?
If you close your eyes and sort of look at the back of your eyelids for a while, you’ll start to see some colors and patterns from the light left on your retina and your imagination. Everyone has this, and I’d guess it’s what she’s referring to. Then again it could just be her diabetic mind tripping.
Chantal is not correct about where the FUPA is. The FUPA is the area between your mons pubis and belly buttton. What she's describing is just the top of whole vag area.
Having a fat pubic area probably isn't fun, but it isn't noteworthy. The reason the FUPA is so popular to discuss is that it's a big fat roll right around the pants-buttoning/top of underwear area. It's a visible place where fat collects.
Doctors sometimes call it the panniculus but I think the proper medical term is "gunt."
Chantal has an infection on her vag/pubic area, not on her FUPA/gunt. I think she just wants to call it the FUPA to avoid saying she has a genital area infection. But the FUPA probably caused it by hanging down and rubbing against her "lady" bits.
She doesn t shave that area........doesn t wash it.....drip dries as she loves to talk about, so you already know fecal matter is all over her entire genital anal area...... She will keep getting infections until they become pennicilin resistant! her BP 120/80 ?? goddamn liar to the point that it s insulting that she even thinks we re fooled! I would LOVE to administer an MMPI!!
In the wake of Chantal's brief escapades into OnlyFans, wherein she awkwardly gyrated in granny panties, deleting her TikTok account, the absolute infestation of Facebook moms, Reddit troons, and Discord neckbeards into our holy grounds, Chantal's developing an abscess on her lower gunt from improper bush removal, this particularly disturbing tweet (or image, rather) from our borderline-zoophiliac Peetz has been missed. (Link) At least the poor lady has somewhere to hide when Peetz beats his dick to furry porn.
That is a fucking extraordinary amount of produce considering Peetz is on a toddler only diet. She has easily a pound of fucking potatoes in there! Eating healthy food in excess still isn’t it, sis.
Just to be clear, if you interpret Chantal bending over the couch with her ass in your face for 3 whole minutes with no underwear on, and humping a ball in fishnet tights and a bra (totally legit "workout clothes") as her trying to be sexual, then you are just a pervert and need to get your mind out of the gutter!
Just to be clear, if you interpret Chantal bending over the couch with her ass in your face for 3 whole minutes with no underwear on, and humping a ball in fishnet tights and a bra (totally legit "workout clothes") as her trying to be sexual, then you are just a pervert and need to get your mind out of the gutter! View attachment 1944665View attachment 1944666
Gee, it’s hard to figure out what could have irritated her vadge.
I can’t get too upset at paying someone to shovel. It’s super common here but mostly when I see the signs that indicate a place is paying for snow removal, they have a driveway. Chantal likely has just a couple steps as her parking is likely on communal property and the property management should take care of it.
She mentions waking up in the middle of the night to hallucinations of crazy colors and cartoon characters. This sounds like a fever dream to me, but she attributes it to the antibiotics. Any guesses as to what that could be?
Oh, and the reason she gave for hiring a driveway shoveler? She and James have bad backs.
I used to experience those types of hallucinations, but usually only when very ill with a very high fever. I wouldn't be shocked if her rotten fupa is giving her a pretty high fever, or if her unchecked diabetes or high blood pressure is having a similar effect on what is left of her brain. Perfectly healthy people don't hallucinate like that, and I think this is another point in the column that Chins is not long for this world. It isn't as wild or obvious as her losing a limb, but I think this points to something seriously wrong with her brain. This is all under the bold assumption that she is even telling the truth.
I'm 99% sure that if she tried to shovel the driveway or clean her car off herself, Chantal would have a heart attack. Peetz is just a fucking lazy loser, and his back wouldn't be "bad" if he lost that gut of his that looks like he is pregnant with twins.
I still don't give a crap about what she had to say in that video because there's no proof any of it is true, but I'd love to be the fly on the wall when her doctor has to teach her how to use an ozempic pen. Considering how non-compliant she is with other health issues, how long before she says fuck it to giving herself needles if that is really true. I personally wish she was full on insulin dependent at this point so if she didn't take the meds it would be life or death. I don't want her to just up and die I should clarify, but it would just be a miracle to see her be responsible with an illness. Instead she still has awhile to go, but a "fasting" glucose of 14 is insanity.
I may have jumped the gun with the popeyes prediction. Keeping my Chantal and Peetz cook with us stir fry slop on the table. I'll hedge my bet and say some pita wrap place has got a good shot too though.
As far as the colors and patterns she is seeing in the hypnogogic or hypnopompic state, I'm going to theorize that she consumes a lot of THC product at bedtime. With enough THC consumption, you can absolutely see that stuff as closed eye visuals.
I see that all the planned healthy foods are high in carbs and low in protein. What a great start!
I give it 24-48 hours before she orders in a vast amount of fast food anyway and calls it a "cheat meal" which is essential "to prevent binging."
In the wake of Chantal's brief escapades into OnlyFans, wherein she awkwardly gyrated in granny panties, deleting her TikTok account, the absolute infestation of Facebook moms, Reddit troons, and Discord neckbeards into our holy grounds, Chantal's developing an abscess on her lower gunt from improper bush removal, this particularly disturbing tweet (or image, rather) from our borderline-zoophiliac Peetz has been missed. View attachment 1944652 (Link) View attachment 1944687 At least the poor lady has somewhere to hide when Peetz beats his dick to furry porn.
Is it certain that Timbits has FeLV and not FIV? It's unusual for a cat with the former to live as long as she has, even with optimal care, which is not a handful of the cheapest kibble doled out onto a dirty piece of cardboard.
I'm wondering because if it is actually FIV, there is zero reason to keep her separate from the other kitties. FeLV is spread by mutual grooming and shared litter boxes, so it is much more contagious, but FIV is primarily transmitted by deep bites, so the most common source of infection is territorial fighting among unneutered male outdoor cats. FIV is almost always asymptomatic for years, and cats have a normal lifespan.
FeLV is sometimes called "the friendly cat disease" because cats usually get it from being willing to groom each other or share food and litter boxes, which is not super common behavior in adult cats. As a result, picking a cat with an FeLV diagnosis is almost a sure way of getting one with an amazing, laid back personality and sweet disposition. The trade off is that more than 80% of cats with the virus die within 2 years, and they will absolutely break your heart.
Fuck Peetz for treating any cat like this, but if she is actually a Felvie, you can rain your top hats down on me.
In fairness (gahh), she could have frozen it and taken it out to thaw in the fridge. Bulgogi, if that's what she is now making, has a decent amount of sugar in the marinade- brown sugar, asian pear, sometimes apple juice and korean plum extract ( that's more like a syrup) with onion, ginger, and garlic. When made indoors it's usually cooked with sliced onion and carrots.
She did buy some decent produce, but it's mostly carb bombs- potatoes, sweet potatoes, beets, ( and an avocado in the fridge?), apples, oranges, carrots. It's an improvement from her normal, but who am I kidding? It's just going to rot slower than the mangoes because it's refrigerated.
Is it certain that Timbits has FeLV and not FIV? It's unusual for a cat with the former to live as long as she has, even with optimal care, which is not a handful of the cheapest kibble doled out onto a dirty piece of cardboard.
I'm wondering because if it is actually FIV, there is zero reason to keep her separate from the other kitties. FeLV is spread by mutual grooming and shared litter boxes, so it is much more contagious, but FIV is primarily transmitted by deep bites, so the most common source of infection is territorial fighting among unneutered male outdoor cats. FIV is almost always asymptomatic for years, and cats have a normal lifespan.
FeLV is sometimes called "the friendly cat disease" because cats usually get it from being willing to groom each other or share food and litter boxes, which is not super common behavior in adult cats. As a result, picking a cat with an FeLV diagnosis is almost a sure way of getting one with an amazing, laid back personality and sweet disposition. The trade off is that more than 80% of cats with the virus die within 2 years, and they will absolutely break your heart.
Fuck Peetz for treating any cat like this, but if she is actually a Felvie, you can rain your top hats down on me.
These fridge pics make me very sad. All that lovely produce is going to rot. People are going hungry and she lets food turn to mold because of her insane mental cycles and performative nonsense.
I'm 99% sure that if she tried to shovel the driveway or clean her car off herself, Chantal would have a heart attack. Peetz is just a fucking lazy loser, and his back wouldn't be "bad" if he lost that gut of his that looks like he is pregnant with twins.
I hate when out of shape people claim they have a “bad back.” No you don’t you tosser, you have a weak back. Your core muscles are shite and you don’t exercise them, thus your back hurts when you sit in a chair too long, hurts when you have a lie in for too long, hurts when you lift heavy things, feels sore or stiff sometimes for no reason. Your back muscles are pudding and constantly straining to hold you upright.
Do some fucking back exercises every day, lift some weights (even girly pink ones at a lb each, will match your MLP toys and well-used fleshlight) and you’ll be shocked at how much less your back hurts.
Btw everyone is saying they love Preachy Health Guru Chantal, but I’ll admit my fave part of the healthy bit of the cycle is when she gives up, slams down a fast food breakfast for four while ticcing and teeheeing and saying “MY HEALTH IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS, IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT DON’T WATCH.”
Because then we come to my very favouritest part, where her newer viewers act flabbergasted at the 180 turn and defiant mukbinge. Even when she flat-out admits she is stuck in a forever cycle, there are so many idiots that go all Surprised Pikachu Face when she’s smugly deepthroating burgers and deleting comments during lives. Who could have foreseen? No Chantal, you were doing SO WELL!!
And then you get her regulars posting “well I knew that wouldn’t last, why am I surprised.” More important question, why are you still here? You’re not a troll or hate watcher or amused Kiwi, so why are you here?
Nothing says, “taking my health scare seriously” like a comical green screen skit.
There is no chance in hell this will be a turn around for Chins.
What she needs is a blunt doctor to tell her she’s going to lose a leg, or go into a coma, then we might have her upload a health update video filled with tears, and even then I would have 0.1% chance of her actually following through with any lifestyle change.
Nope, like people have said, we will see one of her ‘healthy’, oxymoronical ‘homecooked‘ takeouts, pita, or Greek food, or fries cut with the skin on.
Then the inevitable ‘weight loss journey on youtube is bullshit’ community post, with the promise of ‘continuing healing behind the scenes’.
