Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Haha it's simply delightful that blue collar poorfags risk burning to death because they're forced to use substandard equipment! Maybe the useless fucks would be better at their jobs if they invested in a few Porches.

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King Dead said:
And of course, this is not to say that tall women don't exist, but it goes to show that if someone is 6'2", they're overwhelmingly more likely to be male than female.
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We exist. We could kick Bri-bri’s corpse-like ass all the way back to Mississippi in the sport of his choosing.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Haha it's simply delightful that blue collar poorfags risk burning to death because they're forced to use substandard equipment! Maybe the useless fucks would be better at their jobs if they invested in a few Porches.

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Um... no Flu, that's simply not true.

While the initial runs of the LLV (built by Grumman, chassis and driveline based on the early 80's variant of the Chevy S10) did have issues with the washer fluid dripping into the fuse box and possibly causing shorts/fires, there have been a number of official and unofficial fixes and retrofits to fix this. There are still some out there in the stock configuration, but the vast majority of the LLV fleet (more than 120,000 of them) is well over 25 years old, and far past their service life expectancy, faults of any kind are to be expected. This is yet another example of Flu taking headlines from the news 30 years ago and talking about it like it's an everyday occurrence, mail trucks bursting into flame at random. Yes Flu, continue to insert yourself into conversations you know nothing about, at least it gives us something to chuckle at.

How do I know enough about mail trucks to sperg about them this much??? When I was in high school, my junior and senior years, I participated in a vocational auto tech program at the local community college. The college would send students to a large fleet shop that worked on everything from cement trucks to semis and yes, mail trucks. They had the contract to maintain and repair several hundred LLV's from the Chicago metro area, and I drew the short straw and worked in the LLV shop for a whole semester. Out of the literally hundreds of these things I worked on I never once saw one that lit on fire. I did see a shit load of them that the heaters crapped out in though, riddle me that.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Notice how John is slouching in that photo. He's more like 6-foot-5. The odds of an American woman being that tall are one in more than 800,000.
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He also printed out a life-size cardboard cutout of Stephen Lynch just to show how he's the bigger man and it ran in the Boston Globe.
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Wu is a huge faggot, look at that doorway!
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
He also printed out a life-size cardboard cutout of Stephen Lynch just to show how he's the bigger man and it ran in the Boston Globe.
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Wu is a huge faggot, look at that doorway!
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I forgot about this one, it's as good as the Reno pic. Lynch is a pretty average sized guy, and Flu absolutely towers over him. Flu also has extraordinarily poor posture, he's scrunched down or slouching in most images of him, imagine if he actually stood up straight, he's easily 6'6" and just dwarfs actual women in pictures with him.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Genteel 43 year old woman John Flynt will tackle your fucking ass on the court, bitch.

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Jesus, john makes me feel ashamed for not being taller. I also really like John pretending he can actually do any physical activity past getting off the couch to grab another controller.
Pocket_Sand! said:
Um... no Flu, that's simply not true.

While the initial runs of the LLV (built by Grumman, chassis and driveline based on the early 80's variant of the Chevy S10) did have issues with the washer fluid dripping into the fuse box and possibly causing shorts/fires, there have been a number of official and unofficial fixes and retrofits to fix this. There are still some out there in the stock configuration, but the vast majority of the LLV fleet (more than 120,000 of them) is well over 25 years old, and far past their service life expectancy, faults of any kind are to be expected. This is yet another example of Flu taking headlines from the news 30 years ago and talking about it like it's an everyday occurrence, mail trucks bursting into flame at random. Yes Flu, continue to insert yourself into conversations you know nothing about, at least it gives us something to chuckle at.

How do I know enough about mail trucks to sperg about them this much??? When I was in high school, my junior and senior years, I participated in a vocational auto tech program at the local community college. The college would send students to a large fleet shop that worked on everything from cement trucks to semis and yes, mail trucks. They had the contract to maintain and repair several hundred LLV's from the Chicago metro area, and I drew the short straw and worked in the LLV shop for a whole semester. Out of the literally hundreds of these things I worked on I never once saw one that lit on fire. I did see a shit load of them that the heaters crapped out in though, riddle me that.
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I love coming here and learning stuff like this.
 
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King Dead said:
So here's a fun little chart to look at:
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Granted, this is an aggregate of multiple studies from around the world, so this won't be entirely accurate when pared down to a single country like the US (whose population is going to be a bit taller on average). And of course, this is not to say that tall women don't exist, but it goes to show that if someone is 6'2", they're overwhelmingly more likely to be male than female.

But here's where it gets funnier. Remember this old gem?
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Here's John standing next to Janet Reno, who actually is 6'2". This would put John at 6'3" or 6'4", a height that is still within two standard deviations of the average male height, but way unlikely for females. I know we shrink as we age, but I don't think Johnny boy's lost two inches already. One wonders if he realized how abnormal his height was for a "woman" and decided to start pretending he was shorter to compensate. Ridiculous how much he lies about, but fun to laugh at.

At least he's not lying about the corpse-like glow.
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What's up with that chin?
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Spergtopia: sperg forever

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Ok, Im sorry. I really am sorry, I need to speak up for a second here, please excuse my autism, Ill fucking take all the top hats and puzzle pieces for it.

SQUARE ENIX WASNT A FUCKING THING IN THE 90S YOU RETARDED TROON FAKE ASS GAMER. There was Square, and Enix. I loved square back in the 80s and 90s because of their originality in simply wanting to try new things and push the mediums and limitations of the SNES and NES era with 3D and experiment with new properties and IPs. They werent afraid to try new things back then because they had faith in their devs. There was no era of those games, it was the Era of Square on Playstation, Sure Parasite Eve had a sequel but it was still under the Square banner. Enix on the other hand was sort of the other side to Squares coin. It had the legendary Dragon Quest series, the obvious alternative to Final Fantasy and some argue still more popular in Japan then FF is. You had other great games that came out by them like Mischief Makers on the N64, Riven, my personal favorite the Bust A Groove series, but they also fucking made god damn fucking Star Ocean and one of the best RPGs still to this day Star Ocean: The Second Story which was fucking massive and did so much cool new shit. Enix also made Itadaki street which is still popular too this day and Valkyrie Profile. And let us not fucking forget Grandia 1 and 2. Square and Enix were both great publishers and developers and pushed respective bound in multiple fields. They didnt merge until 2003 and thats when all hell started to break loose. You can see the handling of Final Fantasy XIII, the original XIV and the botching of Final Fantasy Versus XIII for the most minimum of examples.

John is a fake gamer just like hes a fake woman.

Edit: My main point was fucking ninja'd lol but still.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Xenogears...the "pinnacle of our industry"

Xenogears at it's best is a Fun bit of Jank, but it is by no means the Pinnacle of it's franchise much less an industry.
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I doubt John has played Xenogears. Otherwise he’d be constantly talking about how it made him an expert in psychology,
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Pushing the frontiers of civil liberties once more.

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he he, by "almost all" John probably means only the Sta Wars stuff he plays

he's not including teenie tiny sellers like... oh

Cosmic Encounter :
Each player begins the game with five planets that match his or her player color. These planets are his or her homeplanets

Arkaham Horror :
Example 1: Above, Amanda has a focus of 3.This allows her to move her skill sliders a total of 3 stops each turn. This turn, she chooses to move her Speed/Sneak slider to the right by 2 stops. Then, having 1 point of focus remaining, she moves her Lore/Luck slider 1stop to the left.

addition, after a character is played, its controller may place any additional number of fate tokens from their fate pool on that character.


Legend of the Five Rings :
The draw phase consists of 4 steps:1. Each player secretly selects a number between 1 and 5 on their honor dial.2. Each player reveals their selection.

For example: Kristina, playing the Crane, secretly selects the number 2 on her honor dial.

Dead of Winter
(FF bought it from Plaid Hat)
Each player makes 1 of those 2 survivors her group leader, placing that survivor card next to the respective space on the player reference sheet



BRI BRI IS FLAT OUT LYING
 
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